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| Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by owobokiri(m): 6:45am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Or is there another Tinubu in the fridge? Is another one at the warehouse? Is this the real thing or shall we wait for another!? This is the socalled enfant terrible of Lagos politics, right? This is the The Don Corleone of Bourdillion!? This is the man that has made kings and senators and governors!? This man that wants to recruit 50 million youths into the army!? This man that wants to feed a generation with Agbado and bole!? Agbadonomics? The man that wants electricity for Pop Corn!? There must be another Tinubu! It certainly can not be this one! The man that dictated politics in the whole of the South West, can not be a gazelle gaagaaraa.. It must be a different Tinubu. Because this one is so different like Baalaabuuluu! But wait ooo.... Is this really the Tinubu they always talk about? Their supposed Socrates, Pluto and Lincoln rolled into one!? The Columbus who discovered Lagos!?? Is the problem with Tinubu, Or is it the blind followers that is the problem!? Na Tinubu be this..? God forbid BAT thing.. Naaaaa... This must be someone else. This can not be the almighty Asiwaju! We will wait... ,wait for the real Tinubu to show up! Because this very Tinubu is not Tinubu enough for our liking... 12 Likes
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| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by worldTina(f): 6:47am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Lol 3 Likes |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by PrinceOfLagos: 6:48am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Laugh 🤣😂😆😂 10 Likes |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by oyin44: 6:56am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Obi was stoned yesterday by Nigerians Zombidiots how do you feel about this news....  I said it no northern man would vote an ibo man as president of this country 😃😃😃 Obi can't win 6 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by Karemarealty288(m): 7:03am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Highly overrated 1 Like |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by Ddeliverer007(m): 7:05am On Jan 25, 2023 |
oyin44: You give your baby urchins 2k and tell them to stone their messiah and you are happy? Well, we would forgive them for they know not what they do… 31 Likes |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by oyin44: 7:07am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Ddeliverer007: Obi being an ibo man is a failure 😃😃😃 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by bewla(m): 7:09am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Well in this days of baby's and photo editor Nothing they can't do to insult them elders What brain most of you have them think in one direction 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by bewla(m): 7:09am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Them |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by Couldntfigurean: 7:27am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Tinubu is not just a thief/drug dealer,he is also a killer according to Fani (before he was fed with amala and ewedu) 1 Like
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| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by AdiscoPele: 7:32am On Jan 25, 2023 |
This is Obi 2 Likes
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| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by TheChameleon: 7:36am On Jan 25, 2023 |
What I like about this flat head generation is that they are just as stupid as the previous ones. They refuse to get sense and that's why everyone else has left them behind. SS refuses to be associated with them for stupid things like this. You guys have made it very obvious that the attacks on Tinubu are simply because he's Yoruba. Bad news for y'all is that he will still be President and there's absolutely nothing to do about it. Just groom your children to spew the same bitter hatred like your parents did for you. Cycle continues. 8 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by Roboto11: 7:40am On Jan 25, 2023 |
TheChameleon: Gbam! 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by Nobody: 7:44am On Jan 25, 2023 |
TheChameleon: Excellent post staty to finish. I endorse it. I have always said same. The ruination of an Igbo begins the day he/she is born to Igbo parents, in an Igbo home and in an Igbo community. All that happens in Igbo homes and communities is united and mass indoctrination of Igbos, from newborn to adulthood, in blind hatred of Yorubas and others. They don't hide it either. This alone has and will always set up Igbos to fail. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by fx45(m): 7:48am On Jan 25, 2023 |
AdiscoPele:How is that Peter Obi? Urchins have run out of ideas 1 Like |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by Ttalk: 7:48am On Jan 25, 2023 |
owobokiri: You have no shame, you condemn Peter Obi as failed governor only to support him to become president. Look he can only become president of Biafra Republic 5 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by BeardedmeatR(m): 7:49am On Jan 25, 2023 |
owobokiri:Hahaha 😜 This thing is really paining you and rightfully so. A narcotic offender cannot be the face of Nigeria lailai! You know 90% of his supporters only knew him by name and old images. You don't want to imagine how disappointed and embarrassed they were when the present Tinubu came out, very old, obviously suffering from Alzheimer's and Parkinson. A national embarrassment with anal incontinence! But, you know Nigeria and it's politics of pecuniary interests... All I know is that, Tinubu will never be president of Nigeria in his lifetime. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by TheChameleon: 7:49am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Dsalvo: I see the way you write... seen PassingShot... seen Wickedfacts and countless others. I see fellow Nairalanders and marvel at their knowledge. I don't even know where Napatu77 is from but we had a debate where we argued facts, had an intelligent conversation. We didn't necessarily agree with each other but we saw from each other's perspective. The frightening thing is that the OTHER SIDE... I have NEVER even seen a remotely intelligent one. They say things like " urchins... neck pressing.... almajiri ... afonja demons" etc. Just infantile insults that don't even annoy. Nothing intelligent to contribute. I see their youth and I am not surprised that the region is a mess. I am just really worried that the future seems bleak there. I am concerned as a Nigerian. 3 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by BeardedmeatR(m): 7:53am On Jan 25, 2023 |
TheChameleon:Shattap urchin! After throwing insults and creating derogatory threads and opinions about others, you will run to another's thread and begin to cry blood. Abeg getat! Your candidate is the most disadvantaged going into this election. He will come out of it, bruised and deflated! 2 Likes |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by TheChameleon: 7:55am On Jan 25, 2023 |
BeardedmeatR: Thanks for proving my point. It's like you all go to a School of Illiteracy or maybe your miracle centers have same curriculum 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by BeardedmeatR(m): 7:56am On Jan 25, 2023 |
TheChameleon:Prove that you are a street urchin? I didn't have to go to the moon to know it's not made of green cheese.  The neck pressing continues... 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by Nobody: 7:57am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Ttalk: He is the most shameless of all. Mr.Volte-face I call him because he is shameless and unprincipled like Obi himself who swaps political Party like he is changing underwear to then begin attacking the Party he was a member of yesterday and was insisting was the solution to all Nigeria's problem. Once Nigerians accept that the way Igbos think is completely controlled by their hatred for others and clannish devotion to their ethnicity and kinsmen then it becomes easy to understand their utterances and actions. 3 Likes
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| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by tungamaje: 8:00am On Jan 25, 2023 |
OP, abeg no kill me with laughter this early morning. I no get energy as I no chop last night. Na leftover of yesterday's afternoon meal I managed for evening. This is really hilarious. See how baba used two hands to hold ordinary bottle water to drink 3 Likes |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by Ttalk: 8:00am On Jan 25, 2023 |
TheChameleon: They will continue to hate and hate shall be their portion. Since you refused to respect your elders you see others with same eyes you use to scorn your parents. Never to do good people who despite Yoruba embracing them after the war and still return their properties with interest turned against their benefactor and host with disdain and hateful vituperation. Just like the way Tinubu engaged them in his government to hold key positions while many of them were employed in Lagos state civil service and still pay the WAEC of their children, they are paying back with wicked hate and insult. Let's wait until D-day is close when they will receive the fury of insult and abuse on the ballot. Another 8years of wailing awaits never shall do well children 2 Likes |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by BeardedmeatR(m): 8:01am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Ttalk:Peter Obi is his candidate! A dead Peter Obi is better qualified to be president than a thousand walking corpse Tinubu. His achievements and laurels in Anambra are there for all to see. Even google is free. But forget it, you are a blind enemy and even if you see Peter Obi walking on water, you will say it's because he can't swim. Lemme tell you, even a goat stands a better chance than Tinubu going into this election. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by BeardedmeatR(m): 8:06am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Ttalk: You little monkeys sowing thorns everywhere you go but expecting to reap roses, Leemao! Yellow Bars and their media were boxed into a tight corner the moment they presented a narcotic offender suffering from Alzheimer's and Parkinson diseases as their candidate. You cannot control the narratives nor twist it this time around and it hurts you so much because, propaganda and contortions were your stock in trade. All your self acclaimed sophistication fell face flat! 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by Ttalk: 8:16am On Jan 25, 2023 |
BeardedmeatR: Must you quote me twice, the truth pierces through the wicked heart the way niddle pierces through the cloth. No amount of insult can bring Tinubu down to the level of Ojukwu your most revered leader. Look at the development going on in Lagos and SW is something you may not witness in your generation unless you desist from this unprovoked hatred. So I understand your frustration 1 Like |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by emmanuelbrown26: 8:22am On Jan 25, 2023 |
TheChameleon:
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| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by TinubuDeDrugLor: 8:23am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Tinubu is a drug addict and mentally ill.
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| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by emmanuelbrown26: 8:25am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Dsalvo:lolssssss, yorubas are d ones causing issue in dis kantri bcs they are neither here nor there. I have worked and dinn with dem. A yoruba person will know that dis is not good instead of raising observation on that, he will rather go to d back and start complaining. D day yorubas will hv boldness is d day i will start respecting dem 1 Like |
| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by emmanuelbrown26: 8:28am On Jan 25, 2023 |
BeardedmeatR:Waste of effort by Tinubu. If Tinubu and his wife are sensible enough, they ought to know that those pushing him are his worst enemies. Imagine a man that can't stand for 30 minutes? Look at Biya of Cameroon, look at Tinubu, no difference 2 Likes
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| Re: Jokes Apart: So, This Is Tinubu? by emmanuelbrown26: 8:35am On Jan 25, 2023 |
Honestly, i thought that Tinubu is one magician or guru like that not knowing that Tinubu is one old dementia man that has held a whole state under his armpit. I keep wondering d king of stupid people in Lagos, how can one man be dictating who gets appointment in a big city like Lagos? I remember when easterners had d likes of Iwuanyanwu and Arthur Nzeribe in Imo state Uba family in anambra Kalu family in Abia Nnam Ani family in Enugu But one day guys woke and said enough is enough, ever since then, u dare not play god in d east. Come to d west and see same fucking godfather ism being played on daily bases and people are not happy but who will speak up against it 1 Like
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