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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Moon70: 7:31pm On Jan 25, 2023

MUSIC

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by donmik: 7:35pm On Jan 25, 2023

MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature 😊⚽❤️

(Seeing this Ronaldo and Messi pic sef dey give massive joy)

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN 🤔 now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes 😊 MUSIC DEY GINGER! 😎 Let me put it that way as an African man yunno 😉

WOMEN: Hmmm 🤔 Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman 😹 or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving 😒😹

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) 😏

So, I'll delete WOMEN 😑 and E dey pain me as I delete them ooo 😭😂😭😂

FOOD ✅
FOOTBALL ✅
MUSIC ✅
WOMEN ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌

MODIFIED: 36+ MENTIONS MEHN 😅😅 I REMOVED WOMEN NOT BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THEM.

I LOVE WOMEN BUT MY SANITY AND PEACE OF MIND IS MORE IMPORTANT PLUS I NO WON MISS HEAVEN.

IF YOU STAY WITH WOMAN, NA SOSO SIN YOU GO DEY SIN 😓

HEAVENLY RACE? 🤔 "I NO GO TIRE"

I love all well but since i must forfeit one, the easiest is football cos the rest are natural burdens

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by donmik: 7:35pm On Jan 25, 2023

I cut bow for the brain behind this post

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by okerekingsley90: 7:36pm On Jan 25, 2023

MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature 😊⚽❤️

(Seeing this Ronaldo and Messi pic sef dey give massive joy)

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN 🤔 now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes 😊 MUSIC DEY GINGER! 😎 Let me put it that way as an African man yunno 😉

WOMEN: Hmmm 🤔 Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman 😹 or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving 😒😹

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) 😏

So, I'll delete WOMEN 😑 and E dey pain me as I delete them ooo 😭😂😭😂

FOOD ✅
FOOTBALL ✅
MUSIC ✅
WOMEN ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌

MODIFIED: 36+ MENTIONS MEHN 😅😅 I REMOVED WOMEN NOT BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THEM.

I LOVE WOMEN BUT MY SANITY AND PEACE OF MIND IS MORE IMPORTANT PLUS I NO WON MISS HEAVEN.

IF YOU STAY WITH WOMAN, NA SOSO SIN YOU GO DEY SIN 😓

HEAVENLY RACE? 🤔 "I NO GO TIRE"
❤❤❤

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by kaywhy09(m): 7:37pm On Jan 25, 2023

Football.

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by okerekingsley90: 7:40pm On Jan 25, 2023

englishmart:
I think you're very correct. I had a relationship for three months, those three months was the most draining period of my life. Wahala overdose. Since 2018 till date, all the girls I met were the same. Able-bodied Parasites. And it doesn't matter if they had a good source of income or not. 😮‍💨😮‍💨
Finding love in Nigeria is like finding cold water in hell

Man you funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MrBroke(m): 7:40pm On Jan 25, 2023

I will delete Football after Messi retires or Sex. Food and Music i can't do without, that is from a realistic point of view. Nothing dey sex, its most significant purpose is just for reproduction: coming from a sex addict

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by okoroemeka(m): 7:41pm On Jan 25, 2023

englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?

football and music

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by englishmart(m): 7:44pm On Jan 25, 2023

DaddyCK:

^^^^^SIOFRA....YOU AGAIN!!!!!!

What is siofra? 🙄

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Nwaotu10(m): 7:45pm On Jan 25, 2023

Women!!

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by englishmart(m): 7:47pm On Jan 25, 2023

Jetbound:

Women. I’m gay 😌

😆😆

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Billmos: 7:49pm On Jan 25, 2023

Food No,women dat bring life No,football as long as cr7 still play No,music hmmm I can let go I'm not a music type hmmm goodbye to tu pac n 2 babe cos no man can leave without bread

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by englishmart(m): 7:53pm On Jan 25, 2023

Jflex07:
Are you currently dating? I'm in one now I can tell you that this one might be my last and she is financially stable. It is really draining I swear.. I might just have a child by the baby mama way or I adopt

No. I'm not. And I'm fine. I don't want anything to do with them for now. I dislike the way most of them behave. I need someone that has sense. Not a jobless, entitled parasite.

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Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Biodundimeji(m): 7:55pm On Jan 25, 2023

Football is not going anywhere because Chelsea hasn't play any good match for me since the start of season
Davido, RR, Lil Tjay and some guys still dey alive
Definitely not food because I can't deny pounded yam and ishapa soup because of women

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by MaverickA3: 7:56pm On Jan 25, 2023

Bahamas95:
It's very difficult to delete one because I love all.

Though I love music alot but I would delete it, I can't do without sex.....I will use the moaning of my partner and clapping of the bumbum during dogggy to replace music.

There is no sex in the option grin

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by LeJeun3: 7:56pm On Jan 25, 2023

englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?

I love football ⚽️, but it can GO in that mix....

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Burgerlomo: 7:58pm On Jan 25, 2023

I will gladly keep the food and will the rest I don't give a f*ck.

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by asapants: 8:02pm On Jan 25, 2023

I go marry one girl, se will prepare good meal. The rest can go to the next man.

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Don27tiky(m): 8:02pm On Jan 25, 2023

Samantha123:
You guys can't live without us, there's no man without a woman...

Next thing you'll be going to the brothel at night for that 10 minutes of pleasure...

people are the reason men see women as sex object. There are many important roles women play in this world other than sex.

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Don27tiky(m): 8:03pm On Jan 25, 2023

Samantha123:
You guys can't live without us, there's no man without a woman...

Next thing you'll be going to the brothel at night for that 10 minutes of pleasure...

people like you are the reason men see women as sex object. There are many important roles women play in this world other than sex.

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Kenbooks88(m): 8:05pm On Jan 25, 2023

englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?

I will delete football.i cannot do without the rest as a man.

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by NACE13: 8:07pm On Jan 25, 2023

Definitely football. Infact, the last time I watched football was Argentina vs France, Qatar 2022. I like football but I can always do without it.
Even while on my game console, I never play soccer unless with friends and family.
But
You need food to stay healthy and strong to make love to your woman while the sensual music is playing.

No matter how many of we(men), try to deny it, we still need women in our lives. Maybe for sèx, companionship, reproduction, support or whatever.

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Rinoxy: 8:10pm On Jan 25, 2023

Delete football of course.

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by vikstandon(m): 8:14pm On Jan 25, 2023

I go keep everything... but would carryout elimination from Women until e remain woman.

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by tessiko: 8:16pm On Jan 25, 2023

Jashub:
Women. All others are necessary to sustain your sanity

So you can just delete your mama and sister Dem just like that?. This is just a simple puzzle question and as myopic as some pple are they are just saying women. Ask women same question they will be wise to delete makeup instead of men

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Oceanjagaban: 8:24pm On Jan 25, 2023

englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?

instead of you to tell us to add you dey tell us to delete,dey there dey limit yourself na

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Classic40: 8:25pm On Jan 25, 2023

music

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by vickydevoka(m): 8:30pm On Jan 25, 2023

englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?

Definitely women. It’s has an alternative. Wic is soapy

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by angelfallz(m): 8:30pm On Jan 25, 2023

I posted that picture on my whatsapp status yesterday and commented that I would delete women. Some of the women in my contacts were not happy, to put it mildly.

MITCHELL96:
Omo, this question hard oo but I'll do it this way.

I'll keep FOOD because man can't live without it.

I'll keep FOOTBALL because FOOTBALL is life to me as it's written in my signature 😊⚽❤️

(Seeing this Ronaldo and Messi pic sef dey give massive joy)

Now, it's between MUSIC and WOMEN 🤔 now let me break it down so I'll finally conclude on which to delete.

MUSIC helps to ease pain, improve our mood, gives peace, inspiration, motivation, it also makes our journey sweet (Can't imagine travelling without playing songs with my ear pods on) oh, yes 😊 MUSIC DEY GINGER! 😎 Let me put it that way as an African man yunno 😉

WOMEN: Hmmm 🤔 Only sex that this people have to offer oo (Unless you meet a girl that's not Jezebelic, yes Jezebel the wicked and evil woman 😹 or Kim Kardashian daughters.

And even the sex sef, it's not only you they're giving 😒😹

Plus them go unnecessarily bill you join and rip you off your hard earned money. (I mean the Jezebelic ones oo not all girls before NL girls go kill me here) 😏

So, I'll delete WOMEN 😑 and E dey pain me as I delete them ooo 😭😂😭😂

FOOD ✅
FOOTBALL ✅
MUSIC ✅
WOMEN ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌

MODIFIED: 36+ MENTIONS MEHN 😅😅 I REMOVED WOMEN NOT BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THEM.

I LOVE WOMEN BUT MY SANITY AND PEACE OF MIND IS MORE IMPORTANT PLUS I NO WON MISS HEAVEN.

IF YOU STAY WITH WOMAN, NA SOSO SIN YOU GO DEY SIN 😓

HEAVENLY RACE? 🤔 "I NO GO TIRE"

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by AdaojoTheUrchin: 8:36pm On Jan 25, 2023

peepydelano:
I’m not a fan of music and I’m Atikulated, I can’t delete any other while music is there.

Na heavy sadist you be...Tueh!

I've seen a few of your type in the course of my job as a medic.

Re: Men, Delete One Forever. by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jan 25, 2023

AdaojoTheUrchin:

Na heavy sadist you be...Tueh!

I've seen a few of your type in the course of my job as a medic.

Me wey be good jolly fellow. I’m a happy person bro.

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