Ignyte:
Interested.


I can use urgent 2k to design complete website. Free hosting, free domain name, the 2k na for data to build the whole thing.

Let me win the 2k. I’ll dash somebody a free website

I like your reason 👍 but should you be among the winners, you do know that you have a promise to fulfill right?

Well, good luck.

Tirips:


YOU'RE EVICTED

Your reason ain't creative at all. Your reason is epileptic.

That is why I take SodiumValproate

SodiumValproate:

That is why I take SodiumValproate

I do know that Sodium Valproate is an anti-epileptic drug, I wrote on the Pharmacology of that drug in my Yr 4 Pharmacology exam.

SodiumValproate:

That is why I take SodiumValproate

It's also called Valproic acid.

urgent2k:
Do you have an exciting idea for what to do with an urgent 2k?

Me wey kuku need this urgent 2k for my Valentine wears
I will get a flowered lakra material that has a touch of red on it ,1 and a half yards for =1300
slippers =500
thread=50
niddle=50
board kẹkẹ to and fro for #100 and set out for church to enjoy the love feast

oooh yeah this is what I will do with the material
I will make a mini tube gown from the material with a shimi hand
take out some pieces of the material to make a ruffle on top of the slipper to form a design that will totally change it from just an ordinary slippers to a fancy one
and make a small rose ruffle to style my hair and a mini purse from the material,if you know a lakra material is supper stretchy and the length is by 60

With urgent 2k.
Half paint of garri here is 500h,it would be useful for soaking.
Dry pepper 1 cup is #200 to carry for a longer time at home.
Tomatoes 3h
Fresh pepper 1h
Ugwu leaf 1h
Panla 3h... there's oil at home.

The stew can be eaten as soup or stew for rice.
The remaining 5h would be used to get water from tap, which is used for bathing, drinking and washing. Maybe 2h for water and the remaining 3h na to hold body and soul atleast it's better than nothing at all... thank you.

Maryporsh:


Me wey kuku need this urgent 2k for my Valentine wears
I will get a flowered lakra material that has a touch of red on it ,1 and a half yards for =1300
slippers =500
thread=50
niddle=50
board kẹkẹ to and fro for #100 and set out for church to enjoy the love feast

oooh yeah this is what I will do with the material
I will make a mini tube gown from the material with a shimi hand
take out some pieces of the material to make a ruffle on top of the slipper to form a design that will totally change it from just an ordinary slippers to a fancy one
and make a small rose ruffle to style my hair and a mini purse from the material,if you know a lakra material is supper stretchy and the length is by 60

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Jozilinn:
With urgent 2k.
Half paint of garri here is 500h,it would be useful for soaking.
Dry pepper 1 cup is #200 to carry for a longer time at home.
Tomatoes 3h
Fresh pepper 1h
Ugwu leaf 1h
Panla 3h... there's oil at home.

The stew can be eaten as soup or stew for rice.
The remaining 5h would be used to get water from tap, which is used for bathing, drinking and washing. Maybe 2h for water and the remaining 3h na to hold body and soul atleast it's better than nothing at all... thank you.

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SodiumValproate:
Na to collect BJ and doggy for one lungu from Siofra or Sweetplum.

They never disappioint

YOU ARE EVICTED
You need Christ,you are not creative with such idea

mightyleks:


I am using it to get note books and pens daily to distribute to public primary school students in my Local Area.

With how things are expensive now,you may not be able to archive that with all the students, So for that reason you are EVICTED

Tirips:


YOU'RE EVICTED

Except you're adding some money to it, ain't no way you gon' use 2k for what you stated. Not realistic 👎

What do you mean. Did I tell you am giving to all the students in the school at once, did I tell you about criteria for giving the note books and pens. You just jump to conclusion like that. Well your competition is probably not realistic

Tirips:


Interested

Very simple!

I'll use the money to buy you a lovely gift for valentine ☺️

Be my Val 🌹 dearest Urgent2k.

Nice one

urgent2k:


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U no serious at all
If I should say what's on my mind
I'll be banned by mod
Because of 2k
U are not serious at all
Keep your money to yourself
I will manage somehow
I just see now u are kid,all these mumu children for nairaland self dey tire person

SodiumValproate:
Na to collect BJ and doggy for one lungu from Siofra or Sweetplum.

They never disappoint

YOU'RE EVICTED

This isn't a creative idea.

Ignyte:
Interested.


I can use urgent 2k to design complete website. Free hosting, free domain name, the 2k na for data to build the whole thing.

Let me win the 2k. I’ll dash somebody a free website

YOU'RE EVICTED


I doubt if you will be able to get all those domain and free hosting. Managing the website will be a problem to whoever you give.

mightyleks:


I am using it to get note books and pens daily to distribute to public primary school students in my Local Area.

I like your idea and pray you end up being among the winners.

urgent2k:


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🙄🙄🙄😒


I will stop humouring you now.

qudus4all:


I like your idea and pray you end up being among the winners.

Thanks man.

They already nominated for eviction but thanks

Unlimitk:

U no serious at all
If I should say what's on my mind
I'll be banned by mod
Because of 2k
U are not serious at all
Keep your money to yourself
I will manage somehow
I just see now u are kid,all these mumu children for nairaland self dey tire person

You may struggle with comprehension, the game doesn't end at 2k.

The prizes are:

2k each for the selected winners from Nairaland only which is 20k + 4 other touchpoints
2k each for 30 selected contestants to carry out their idea.
60 days of urgent 2k as 1st prize
30 days of urgent 2k as 2nd prize
10 days of urgent 2k as 3rd prize

Sum it up, that's ₦360k, dey calm down. If not your thing ignore the game.

Sixfeetbelle:


🙄🙄🙄😒


I will stop humouring you now.

If not your thing you may ignore the contest. This is a contest with a touch of giveaway and game.

See the breakdown below.

The prizes are:

2k each for the selected winners from Nairaland only which is 20k + 4 other touchpoints
2k each for 30 selected contestants to carry out their idea.
60 days of urgent 2k as 1st prize
30 days of urgent 2k as 2nd prize
10 days of urgent 2k as 3rd prize

Sum it up, that's ₦360k

urgent 2k that song i hate it.... Almost every naija girl knows how to sing the chorus perfectly

urgent2k:


You may struggle with comprehension, the game doesn't end at 2k.

The prizes are:

2k each for the selected winners from Nairaland only which is 20k + 5 other touchpoints
2k each for 30 selected contestants to carry out their idea.
60 days of urgent 2k as 1st prize
30 days of urgent 2k as 2nd prize
10 days of urgent 2k as 3rd prize

Sum it up, that's ₦360k, dey calm down. If not your thing ignore the game.

Hmmm
Well I may be lucky
But In case I'm not chosen
Pls just 2k
I will appreciate
Thanks bro

[quote author=Tirips post=120477965]
Interested
Very simple!
I'll use the money to buy you a lovely gift for valentine ☺️
Be my Val

SodiumValproate:
Na to collect BJ and doggy for one lungu from Siofra or Sweetplum.

They never disappoint

you are evicted. Your sense of humour is vulgar, hence disgusting.

Unlimitk:
With 2k I will buy 500 naira food in morning and night for two days Till I collect salary on the 1st of February Basically it's for stomach infrastructure
2678738418 zenith bank Thanks

you deserve a shot b. God bless your hussle.

qudus4all:



YOU'RE EVICTED


I doubt if you will be able to get all those domain and free hosting. Managing the website will be a problem to whoever you give.

Lol. When someone cannot do something. They say it is impossible.

I put it to you, that you can get free domains and free hosting and design your website.

.tk and .ml domains are free. There are servers that offer you 12 months free hosting.

I have sha stated it. I have time. If you give me 2k I can produce an entire hitch free website. Everything will be built on WordPress. Managing will be easy.

I will build the theme from Scratch with Elementor Pro (I already have this, I’m not buying another one) .
I boast in my ability to deliver.

You wey get 2k, you have nothing to fear.

Let me even extend it. If there is anybody that has 2k now and they want to dash somebody a website on Nairaland, I will do the gig.

Abeg this offer na for one person. Make my actual business no go crash.

Tirips:


I like your reason 👍 but should you be among the winners, you do know that you have a promise to fulfill right?

Well, good luck.

I am willing to fulfill my end. But the guy is now claiming that it would be impossible for me to do.

Something that he should pick a random person and tell me to do their website. Make I shock am.

urgent2k:


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Oga
Do u know how many alternate accounts some people
Do u know how many me myself I've created here
Oga it's up to you sha

I will use to add up to my drink biz,though small but wld go a long way

fohlarp:
I will use to add up to my drink biz,though small but wld go a long way

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