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See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Nobody: 5:23pm On Feb 04, 2023
See some funny and annoying moments at access Bank.

I was there on Thursday to get cash and was told theres no money. I got angry and asked why they now opened knowing there was no money. After asking my rhetorical question without any reply, I angrily stormed out of the bank.
So annoying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpq1jz1tu5w

Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Reelmii: 5:27pm On Feb 04, 2023
E don red..everybody working in a bank this period must have enurf patience that can cook a stone grin grin

Because they never see werey oo...this one na small

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Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Nobody: 5:28pm On Feb 04, 2023
I think people who use access bank deserve what's happening to them.
You know your bank is shitty, despite millions of complains and una still dey use am.

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Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Nobody: 5:32pm On Feb 04, 2023
Reelmii:
E don red..everybody working in a bank this period must have enurf patience that can cook a stone grin grin

Because they never see werey oo...this one na small

LoL . I'm telling you. In another bank, one man went stack nake.d crying.

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Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Nobody: 5:33pm On Feb 04, 2023
Olasyke:
I think people who use access bank deserve what's happening to them.

Why did you say so? I use access Bank so I want to know?

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Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Jamesbiodun(m): 5:46pm On Feb 04, 2023
Olasyke:
I think people who use access bank deserve what's happening to them.
Which bank are you using?

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Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Adeling(m): 6:08pm On Feb 04, 2023
RIP to bank staffs in advance.

because what is to come to them will not be palatable if Buhari' and emefiele do not ameliorate this situation within the next 3 days.

My prayer is that we do not go that route, else ....

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Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Zonefree(m): 6:12pm On Feb 04, 2023
If you're using Access Bank and your girlfriend is a Nigerian, you're not serious with your life.

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Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by wordbank(m): 6:15pm On Feb 04, 2023
grin
Go buy balablu take bleach your old notes
Simple sturv

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Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Nobody: 6:44pm On Feb 04, 2023
Jamesbiodun:

Which bank are you using?
Definitely not Access bank
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Nobody: 6:56pm On Feb 04, 2023
Access bank too useless i just bought airtime 2k i was debited but i no see card till now..fraudulent bank

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Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by adecz: 7:30pm On Feb 04, 2023
I trust Americans,
if this type of crap happens in
America, one hot headed guy go just
enter banks begin spray workers with
Machine gun ❗️❗️❌❌

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Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Nobody: 7:39pm On Feb 04, 2023
Merch:
Access bank too useless i just bought airtime 2k i was debited but i no see card till now..fraudulent bank
I don't think they are fraudulent. I think you should try it again and again, even if they debit you, you should continue to try it.

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Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by franklingud(m): 7:39pm On Feb 04, 2023
Access Bank is 419ers bank.

Everybody knows this truth

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Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by engrchykae(m): 7:49pm On Feb 04, 2023
Olasyke:
I think people who use access bank deserve what's happening to them.
You know your bank is shitty, despite millions of complains and una still dey use am.
I didn't open access account with my normal eyes.
They bought diamond bank,that's how they cornered me.
January salary took 2 days to reflect

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Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by OKOATA(m): 8:41pm On Feb 04, 2023
Modestanewsreel:


LoL . I'm telling you. In another bank, one man went stack nake.d crying.
Yeah he was saying something about his wife's death or in the hospital or something. The guy don dey frustrated. I pity am no be small.

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Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Nobody: 8:58pm On Feb 04, 2023
OKOATA:
Yeah he was saying something about his wife's death or in the hospital or something. The guy don dey frustrated. I pity am no be small.
Chai!
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by faceland: 9:03pm On Feb 04, 2023
CONTEXT FIRST

On Thursday 2nd Feb 2023

CBN insisted that over the counter you can only withdraw with denomination of notes less than 200 naira. So there was scarcity of cash (both old and new) and ATM was crowed.

Those frustrated people, may be they wanted to travel or do something important but due to no money, they were 'finished'.

Access Bank problem is they like to follow trends (especially that COVID-19 nonsense). Some bank ignored CBN after a few hours.
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Nobody: 9:06pm On Feb 04, 2023
You expect me to keep trying so they keep debiting me without the airtime shey you well at all
Olasyke:

I don't think they are fraudulent. I think you should try it again and again, even if they debit you, you should continue to try it.
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Nicepoker(m): 9:21pm On Feb 04, 2023
Time to watch assault on wall street.
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Tboy222: 9:48pm On Feb 04, 2023
faceland:
CONTEXT FIRST

or do something impotent
.



Something impotent ke
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by faceland: 6:40am On Feb 05, 2023
Tboy222:
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Something impotent ke

important (autocorrect) grin
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Blake755: 7:28am On Feb 05, 2023
Omo no be laughing matter like this I do transaction with my ATM card the thing do network failed the come debit me join 😓😓 money I was hoping for transport like this I trek well well come back
Union Bank nah God go punish una
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by ERockson: 8:48am On Feb 05, 2023
I have over 5 bank account, Access Bank is the worst of all. They can easily steal your money in Access Bank.
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by elpochas: 9:09am On Feb 05, 2023
I dint see any politician in that pictures.when I was saying it that it's we the ordinary people that we surfer it since these policy was announced,some mumu tribal bigot claimed only politicians will suffer it.
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Nobody: 9:38am On Feb 05, 2023
elpochas:
I dint see any politician in that pictures.when I was saying it that it's we the ordinary people that we surfer it since these policy was announced,some mumu tribal bigot claimed only politicians will suffer it.

Nice observe. True.

It's the citizens that suffer it the most las las.
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by elonmuskbaby: 10:09am On Feb 05, 2023
Adeling:
RIP to bank staffs in advance.

because what is to come to them will not be palatable if Buhari' and emefiele do not ameliorate this situation within the next 3 days.

My prayer is that we do not go that route, else ....
I was on ATM que and a man behind me was talking about the state of the economy and the difficulty people are experiencing in getting their money which is leading to rage.he was saying this was the wrongest time for the change of naira considering the level of inflation and poverty.the one wey weak me was when he got to the point that angry Nigerians who don't have access to their money are setting banks ablaze (with people inside of the building and money inside the bank) imagine that you are inside the bank and one angry customer throws fire from outside and burn down the building with people trapped in it


The politicians underestimate how angry Nigerians are.a large part of nigerians are too uneducated and unenlightened about this cashless policy you want to impose on them


In Benin protest,Ondo, Oyo and some parts of lagos.people everywhere are cranky and frustrated
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Nathaniel33(m): 10:14am On Feb 05, 2023
Am a student .I'm stranded like this now .my 5 k for food don vanish for this stupid bank .I would close it even if they refund my money or not...I am really am angry and hate begging for money ..when I get money
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Richy4(m): 10:44am On Feb 05, 2023
Many countries changes their currencies most times.. sometimes one might not even notice... Why so much chaos in Nigeria?... That queue reminded me of Standard Trust Bank Wayback as a student..

However, Is there no way that they can keep issuing the new ones..and stylishly accepting the old notes and keeping it aside until it is successfully taken out from the public?
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by okrikaboi: 2:40pm On Feb 05, 2023
OKOATA:
Yeah he was saying something about his wife's death or in the hospital or something. The guy don dey frustrated. I pity am no be small.
I don empty my access account since last year dey use Opay. Access bank fit kill you to see money if na matter of life and death. The bank wicked no be small
Re: See Why Access Bank Is Trending Online. Funny And Annoying Scenes by Karlifate: 6:14pm On Feb 05, 2023
Olasyke:
I think people who use access bank deserve what's happening to them.
You know your bank is shitty, despite millions of complains and una still dey use am.

That's Nigerians for you cheesy

Suffering is seen as a normal way of life.

Until they wipe their accounts dry, one day kiss

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