Borntosmoke:


Too much bro .

hensben:
You guys have renewed your ojoro sub.
Same way SAF won undeserved epl for years with the help of English FA and Ref.

Cry me a river bro...

afrodoc2:



Salt is a natural antibacterial and in this case his extremely salty, incredibly juicy tears were able to kill the germs on him. Don't go near him when he is not shedding tears though.

Noted

If Weghorst actually gets into his good days, he might score more goals than Rashford.

Where is this my foolish assumption from?

Well, couple of games back, over a year or so...Rashford was more terrible than this Weghorst.
Rashford finally progressed into his too many shots but zero or little conversion rate.
Now Rashford is in his better conversion rate period.
Nothing has changed, he still shots all the time but the conversion is better now.
If he continues on this path, he will achieve high conversion rate.

All that being said, Rashford can not press or attack like Weghorst does.

So if Weghorst eventually progresses into his better conversion period, we might all fall in love with him.

But the big question is; when will this happen? Is it in Man U, under ETH??

Well that is unknowable, only time will tell. After all, beginning of this season I was among those that already wrote Rashford off.

P.S: Remember this is only a foolish idea from my delusional brain.

hensben:
Come back when rash and co can win ucl cwc and super cup.

I'm a Manchester United fan not Rashford united.

Come back when you with your 10th EPL.

You might not come back before the trumpet sounds.

afrodoc2:



Salt is a natural antibacterial and in this case his extremely salty, incredibly juicy tears were able to kill the germs on him. Don't go near him when he is not shedding tears though.

I don't think he'll be without tears for a long time.

Make I go carry my tank.

odizeey:

I'm a Manchester United fan not Rashford united.

Come back when you with your 10th EPL.

You might not come back before the trumpet sounds.

Im a chelsea fan and not potter fan. Make it make sense. Come back when your current crop of player deliver those trophies.

dreamxhaser:


Dey Play


This Manchester United wey una dey see na small thing compared to watin the team go be next season after ETH gets the players he wants. Plus Qatari money wey go enter the club

I swear EPL and UCL boys go collect beating for Man U hand next season.

In fact this current Manchester United squad fit compete reach UCL semis I swear.


That's why I want us to humble Barca so Spanish teams will know what's about to hit them soon.

So you need oil money before you can win. You win under was due to englsih FA and ref help and now you need Qatari money. Fraud.

Btw, Tuchel won ucl, super cup and cwc within few months with Mount and co.

akwesenana:
Come back when mudiaga and co equal haaland's epl goal this season.
Or you can come back when you equal Giggs's epl trophies.
Choose one.

Come back when your current crop of players win ucl, cwc and super cup.

More tears needed. Bring more of your fans.

We need more tears. But wash yourselves before coming here.

hensben:
Im a chelsea fan and not potter fan. Make it make sense. Come back when your current crop of player deliver those trophies.

Wait till we beat Barca and win the Europa. You fit beat this current Braca squad? Nah, better face Southampton 🤢

Not to forget the domestic league that we made it to the final while your dead team has been knocked off by God knows who.


Also, don't forget we will be in the UCL next season giving boys beating while your and your mates Liverpool will be chilling in conference league.

We are title contenders, what are you? Relegation Survivors?


Bro, you dey watch Manchester United ball so? Anybody wey know football will tell you ETH is cooking big. As it stands we no be mate at al

hensben:
So you need oil money before you can win. You win under was due to englsih FA and ref help and now you need Qatari money. Fraud.

Btw, Tuchel won ucl, super cup and cwc within few months with Mount and co.

Who said we need oil money?

Oil money is just a plus, nothing big.

You just dey shout say una win UCL and co, do you know how many trophies Man United have? All that one na for past, same as yours.

We dey talk present now. As it stands you for beat me? Yes or No?

Man United go Murder what's left of your shiity club

dreamxhaser:


Wait till we beat Barca and win the Europa. You fit beat this current Braca squad? Nah, better face Southampton 🤢

Not to forget the domestic league that we made it to the final while your dead team has been knocked off by God knows who.


Also, don't forget we will be in the UCL next season giving boys beating while your and your mates Liverpool will be chilling in conference league.

We are title contenders, what are you? Relegation Survivors?


Bro, you dey watch Manchester United ball so? Anybody wey know football will tell you ETH is cooking big. As it stands we no be mate at al

Go check Chelsea head to head with Spanish team and come back here.

Win trophy first, at least your team have been langusihing for years now while we won ucl, cwc ans supper cup.

hensben:
Go check Chelsea head to head with Spanish team and come back here.

Win trophy first, at least your team have been WAS langusihing for years now while we won ucl, cwc ans supper cup.

Fixed

All that one na past tense. If na by history, I am not your mate. Only the likes of Madrid fit brag better history with me.


Stop bringing the past and let's talk present. As it stands, Manchester United is a better team than your shiity team.

So if you face me, Do you have hopes of scaling through? Me and you know the Answer

hensben:
Come back when your current crop of players win ucl, cwc and super cup.

Cry me a river I'll give you a tissue. Try bath sha.

After our legend "Sir Alex Ferguson" retired. The Great Manchester United and its fans have been in severe pain for years.

Many Epl clubs were happy at our downfall because the way we infiltrate their skulls with pains during those days can be matched by none.


But as God pass them, we are now blessed with Sir Erik Ten Hag.

Our play has improved tremendously, and it makes other clubs shiver in fear.

Little do they know this is just the beginning. We go beat people children left, right, front, back for UCL next season.

dreamxhaser:
After our legend "Sir Alex Ferguson" retired. The Great Manchester United and its fans have been in severe pain for years.

Many Epl clubs were happy at our downfall because the way we infiltrate their skulls with pains during those days can be matched by none.


But as God pass them, we are now blessed with Sir Erik Ten Hag.

Our play has improved tremendously, and it makes other clubs shiver in fear.

Little do they know this is just the beginning. We go beat people children left, right, front, back for UCL next season.

Just imagine we win the quadruple, and the Royal family knights ETH

more tears 😭 😭

akwesenana:
Cry me a river I'll give you a tissue. Try bath sha.

You are the one crying, go brush.

dreamxhaser:


Who said we need oil money?

Oil money is just a plus, nothing big.

You just dey shout say una win UCL and co, do you know how many trophies Man United have? All that one na for past, same as yours.

We dey talk present now. As it stands you for beat me? Yes or No?

Man United go Murder what's left of your shiity club

At least most of our current players won ucl, super cup and cwc. When will rashford and co do that? Come back to me when they have done that. For now, just shhh.

dreamxhaser:


Fixed

All that one na past tense. If na by history, I am not your mate. Only the likes of Madrid fit brag better history with me.


Stop bringing the past and let's talk present. As it stands, Manchester United is a better team than your shiity team.

So if you face me, Do you have hopes of scaling through? Me and you know the Answer

Your trophies were won decade ago. My current players just won these trophies. When will rashford(on and off player) and co do that, they should do it then I will know you guys are really good and not double patch form.

Borntosmoke:


.bro you wickedoooo. This really a big savage.

😁😁😁😁

I see lots of Braca and Chelshit Fans coming to this thread to spill their hatred.

Barca Fans, no worry, we go humble una for Old Trafford come Thursday. Better use una best XI ooooh. I no wan hear story like Dembele or Blade no dey.

Assholes

TheLequte:


You bet.

His game is improving. If he sustains this growth, you'll see a different McTomminay.

And we'll have a decent guy to rely on when Casemiro's legs start giving.

you're kidding, huh

hensben:
Your trophies were won decade ago. My current players just won these trophies. When will rashford(on and off player) and co do that, they should do it then I will know you guys are really good and not double patch form.

Mr Man stop bringing past issues abeg.

My question is, can you beat this current Man United In a free amd fair play. Hehe

Even that your squad wey carry UCL no fit stand where our current guys dey

ChristineC:
Ten Hag is going to sign both Weghorst and Sabitzer if their parent clubs don't make unrealistic demands.

aside talent, a manager like Ten Hag doesn't joke with commitment. he's the kind of guy that will reward commitment as much as he will talent. a prime example is wan Bissaka this season.

that's why players like Martial and Henderson are done.

This lady wan give bruno fans heart attack oh . stop that

Cyberrex:


Just imagine we win the quadruple, and the Royal family knights ETH

more tears 😭 😭

Haters go cry bro.

Man United go kill people children next season.

Let's say the truth. Aside Bayern, City, Napoli, Barca, and maybe Madrid, which teams fit play Man United without receiving serious beating?

Even Barca and Madrid na 50/50

Blake755:
Marcel Sabitzer made 11 ball recoveries against Leicester, more than any other player on the pitch. 🔴
The sabinus of a guy is playing well 💯💯

When Casemiro comes, many of them here that likened him to McTom will swallow their words with their fav soup

🚨🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes has had 235 goals/assist since the 17/18 season, at a rate of 42 contributions PER SEASON. #MUFC 🤯

LostMyZeal:



When Casemiro comes, many of them here that likened him to McTom will swallow their words with their fav soup

We are getting there gradually 💯💯🙏🏾🙏🏾

dreamxhaser:


Fixed

All that one na past tense. If na by history, I am not your mate. Only the likes of Madrid fit brag better history with me.


Stop bringing the past and let's talk present. As it stands, Manchester United is a better team than your shiity team.

So if you face me, Do you have hopes of scaling through? Me and you know the Answer

Only Madrid fit drag history with you ,I don’t get

You no even get league titles or ucl pass Barca ,but na only Madrid fit drag history with you ,trophies in general you not even smell Barca ,should I even go to Bayern or millan make I check something

You better respect yourself

hensben:
So your comrade didn’t disturb me in my thread with irrelevant take, at least I’m saying the truth here with pictorial evidence.

Let it go bro

Na low key get you like this ,no Dey stress yourself

Even at this point Southampton fans self go win you for trolling