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Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 7:52pm On Mar 10, 2023 |
Nor be this country dey pain me now, my problem be say how deeper life pastor go win car for hieneken promo. 2 Likes |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 7:56pm On Mar 10, 2023 |
I go dj for one burial, na i play as e dey pain them, e dey sweet us, na only two teeth remain for mouth with bandage everywhere. 2 Likes |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 8:08pm On Mar 10, 2023 |
Police stretch hand for driver, driver pour am water for hand, we still dey road, we never know how we wan take settle the case. 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 8:17pm On Mar 10, 2023 |
Person wey say nothing last forever, never try hausa perfume. 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 8:20pm On Mar 10, 2023 |
Nigeria is not on the map when God say; let there be light. 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 8:47pm On Mar 10, 2023 |
Sprinklepee:i tell u. Na wetin dey make them no bath for weeks be that. 4 Likes |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 8:50pm On Mar 10, 2023 |
Sprinklepee:Them take the car do harvest for church. 3 Likes |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 10:26pm On Mar 10, 2023 |
Shalommy:ment, aswear na real matter 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 10:28pm On Mar 10, 2023 |
Shalommy:Op you nor funny at all |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 11:00pm On Mar 10, 2023 |
Only in nigeria, a coach will bet against his own team, if you don't get it then forget about it. 2 Likes |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 2:00am On Mar 11, 2023 |
That moment during exams when the teacher asks you to sit in the front, you look back and see your friends cheating peacefully... 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 2:02am On Mar 11, 2023 |
Those of you who eat dinner by 6 p.m. and stay comfortable until daybreak, please tell me how you do it. The day I tried that, I almost fainted 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 2:04am On Mar 11, 2023 |
Of course, if women ruled the whole world, there would be no wars because it would be just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 2:05am On Mar 11, 2023 |
He who fully unwraps a Sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret. |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 2:07am On Mar 11, 2023 |
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything. 2 Likes |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 2:11pm On Mar 11, 2023 |
Sprinklepee: 2 Likes |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 2:12pm On Mar 11, 2023 |
Sprinklepee:Him don see everything be that. 2 Likes |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 11:02am On Mar 12, 2023 |
Pastor do offering of 5k, usher say na 2k, pastor say make we go swear ogun, we dey shrine like this, wahala nor too much 3 Likes |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 11:07am On Mar 12, 2023 |
Na who go send my girlfriend money now, all this yahoo boys nor dey try at all. |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 2:09pm On Mar 12, 2023 |
Sprinklepee:Chaii.. Yahoo boyz no dey again abi them go strike? 2 Likes |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 6:41pm On Mar 12, 2023 |
Sprinklepee: 2 Likes |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 2:02pm On Mar 13, 2023 |
Shalommy: See this werey, you really think hausa people are dirty like you? Atleast they wash their private parts everytime they take a piss unlike you. Stupid people everywhere, yall can never stop this tribalism nonsense.. |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 3:16pm On Mar 13, 2023 |
Freo:Why are u pained? The thing SHOCK u or e ENTER ur body? Chaii.. 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 5:53pm On Mar 13, 2023 |
Freo:Hmmmn! Clean private part, stinky body😎 |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 3:59pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
QQIA: It's not even allowed in their religion to pray while being stinky and they pray five times every single day.. Now who is stinky? Compare that to a person that only gets serious with prayer once in a week (Sundays) |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 4:01pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo:They wash their face, hands, feet, rinse mouth, wet their ear canals and BOOM! They are clean 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 4:36pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
QQIA: That's the imagination you always give yourself, that you're better than them yet they lead you in every aspect of life. |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 4:40pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo:Abi my eyes and nose are deceiving me? Hmmmmmmmn!!! Na who the smell? 🦨🤧 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 4:43pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
QQIA: The big question is how did you know that they smell? |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 4:47pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo:What a rhetoric question. |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 4:50pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
QQIA: Rhetorical question you said right?? Stop asking me useless questions, talk like a matured person. |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 5:04pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo:You might be used to it. But I can't stand passing through angwan Hausa/Fulani areas of any place in Nigeria 🤧 I will try getting a portable oxygen tank and mask just in case of such situations next time . Even the expensive Triple filtered face masks are useless against it. ☹️ 1 Like |
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