Sports betting.
Have anything to do with a short girl.

Playing 2 odds

not gonna fxck any woman that has ever married, be it married, widowed, separated or divirced....well now i dey knack almost almost every tin except those in active marriage

seanwilliam:
E plenty o
1. Anger
2. Late night sleep
3. Borrowing people money I can’t let go
4. Helping people at my own detriment( not that I’m nice, but if you ask me for help, I might do it and will end up regretting and beating myself in private). I’m always moved by sad stories
5. MASTURBATION
You see the bolded, I’m the commander-in- chief for southwest zone

The bolded stop now or

chatinent:
1. When I was using a Symbian phone, I said I wouldn’t ever use an Android and that it was fragile and not button-friendly. But I still use Android.

2. I said Apple Phones were a total waste of money and rather than buying it, I’d buy land. Omo, I still buy am. 🫣

3. Say I no go fit borrow money for loan apps. E hook me one day, I borrow o…my voice was beginning to lost. Damn.🫡

4. Would never fight. Not until two boys waylaid me on the road to accost and steal from me. Some secondary-school looking boys o. As in, apart from everything, if you no fear my size, you no fear my height? I beat beat am as if I wan kill am. 😦

5. I won’t run from my fellow man. Not until I was in Biu, Bornu State and we headed to catch fish in a small stream recommended by my Hausa roommate who kind of knew the locals and environs well. They’ve caught some before so it was factual. We reach there, e no tey some armed men begin pursue us o. I ran like say I wan die. Literally, I thought I was dead cos of the news of Boko Haram there. Sha, they were civilian JTFs.🙄

6. Girl no fit beat me. It was in primary three. Normally, I don’t cause troubles. But this girl Loveth has been threatening me with fights for no just reason. As the wicked souls in the class may want it, they’ve already staged a ring for the fight. As I came, hanty pushed me. On swifts, I held myself and subscribed to ‘I don’t fight girls.’ She threw a slap and I block with my wrist… my hand nearly break. I just held myself and left. Later I knew she was one Ngwa girl who’s stayed at the village all her life, and she was bigger than us all, and stronger.

Sha I still respected the fact say I no disgrace myself🤭

Saying that we’re Muslims and allowing this as our First Daughter elect. This is Tinubu’s daughter.

Hamachi:
The bolded stop now or

I feel you might be of help in making me to stop it.don’t you think ?

I say I no go ever lick plate omo my just stop here

afbstrategies:

Saying that we’re Muslims and allowing this as our First Daughter elect. This is Tinubu’s daughter.

It’s allowed.

Merch:
Unrelated to the topic but at this point in my life to be honest i still can’t pick which is my favorite between ass and boobs, like I’m always confused

me too. Especially when she's a dark cutie

Soulseeker01:
not gonna fxck any woman that has ever married, be it married, widowed, separated or divirced....well now i dey knack almost almost every tin except those in active marriage

Gotta stop , man.

Visiting Nairaland.

chatinent:


It’s allowed.

Allowed by hypocrites ba?

I went to sleep with her again at her place. She's going crazy and wants to get pregnant

When I was young, naive and didn't know how the world works, I always swore I'll never have my face close to a woman's pussy in an attempt to sniff it nor even have my tongue in it.
Today? Look at me now

When I was still growing up, I told myself that I'll not sleep with nor go near another man's wife, so no man would come near my own wife.
Today? Look at me now

Licking pvssy

I said I can't wash clothes for a boyfriend. But when the love catch me well and I saw him washing one day, I began to argue with myself like; Why can you not help someone you are dating? Are you salt that cannot touch water?

Urbanchampion:
What a question!
This is lady that I want to leave, twice I have apologised to my wife because she caught me with her, twice I have had accident, either going to her place or going back home, after dropping her off.
When I told my mechanic about her, he told me frightening story about cases like that.
I have blocked and unblocked her severally.
I keep going back....ẹ gba mí

I think it’s not what she is to you. It’s what you’ve become to her…sorry to say, but you are her puppet.

Wife is the real MVP

Before I got married I use to brag that I can't bleep my wife's sister no matter how beautiful she is.........but now I can't get over this gel, she's to pretty and good in bed

Hamachi:
1. I said i will never venture into Business
2. I will not have a sugar zaddy
3. I will not build a house because of the complexity of tenants
4. I will never do hirepurchase, I am happy i did it

How are you keeping up with it?

chatinent:


It’s allowed.

Gbadebo is not fit to be governor but this one is fit to be our first daughter?

Kiddogarcia:
To think there was a time I thought I'll never cheat or have multiple gf.
But fine babes plenty sha.

Na we be your best plug for everything Sexual enhancement tho

Agba man

tete7000:
Work for a one man company but here I am doing that for now.

Most of those bastards will use U today, and then dump U tomorrow.

I learned the hard way.

Shakes head

seanwilliam:
E plenty o
1. Anger
2. Late night sleep
3. Borrowing people money I can’t let go
4. Helping people at my own detriment( not that I’m nice, but if you ask me for help, I might do it and will end up regretting and beating myself in private). I’m always moved by sad stories
5. MASTURBATION
You see the bolded, I’m the commander-in- chief for southwest zone

4. Help me sha with N3m. 😞

Zonefree:
Chatinent is Nairaland's chief story teller. Unopposed.

Una get bad mouth for this forum 😂😂

Urbanchampion:
What a question!
This is lady that I want to leave, twice I have apologised to my wife because she caught me with her, twice I have had accident, either going to her place or going back home, after dropping her off.
When I told my mechanic about her, he told me frightening story about cases like that.
I have blocked and unblocked her severally.
I keep going back....ẹ gba mí

DM me

afbstrategies:

Allowed by hypocrites ba?

Actually, everyone is a hypocrite.

Will never borrow money from Mtn.

Owing 4400, dont even know how I did it.

afbstrategies:

Gbadebo is not fit to be governor but this one is fit to be our first daughter?

I don’t support Tinubu but his daughter has no correlation with the Nigerian presidency. I mean it’s okay to criticize, but it has to be constructive…not based on bias.

Buy a 30k shoe. Na sapa hold me that time.

1: Masturbation
2: Lick Plate
3: Have anything to do with an Igbo lady