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Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 5:31pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
QQIA: I just knew it, you are one of those people that ran away from your states to arewa, benefitting from them while you mock them deep down. Hypocrisy and stupidity is ruling your live. Well as a fellow human i am obliged to correct/advise you. "Try getting your mind off things that doesn't concern you! " |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 6:48pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo:I am not in the north. For God's sake, don't you know those folks are littered everywhere in Nigeria and always have a place in every city they call angwa ? Where do you think all the Mai suya, Iron condemn, shoe shine aboki live in other states. They always have an angwa😷 |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 6:54pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
QQIA: What's your tribe sef? So I'll drill out your cons too. Talking as if you came from a perfect place too. |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 6:57pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo: I am not a flattino Nyammiri nor an Afonja skull Miner. |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 7:18pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
QQIA: Who TF are you then? |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 7:19pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo:I am a Nigerian 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 7:57pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
QQIA: Then you must be unconditionally kind to your fellow human being equally as you would be kind to yourself. Not that i ask you to do anything but all i say is with the mysteries of life alone, you should understand that there are life principles that we must abide by, things that every single person in this world will have to deal with the consequences, later alone! Be a kind person and see the world from another perspective, i believe deep down we all have that good part of us that always screams out but we always tend to ignore. Peace |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 8:00pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo:You just the spoil the whole fun What's up with this preaching... Abi you no Sabi small Vawulence sef? Mtcheeeeeew Bye.... Unto my next candidate 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 8:15pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
QQIA:Na freo dey smell. 2 Likes |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 8:15pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
QQIA: Use anything to do vawulence with but stop insulting a whole tribe with the minor reason of being funny. Me also: ikr, this my creepy part comes out when someone hurts another person no matter how careless i am at that moment, i always react emotionally.. Let the vawulence continue |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 8:16pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Shalommy:My sexy black wall lizard, is that so? |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 8:18pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Shalommy: Nowadays women also call men with the word 'smell' |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 8:18pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo:But me and my sexy black wall lizard named Shalommy didn't say anything out of line😎 |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 8:18pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo:U don wash ur feet and blokos today? 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 8:20pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
QQIA: I'm actually really sexy you know. You'd be on your knees asking for my love once you've met me and looked into my eyes |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 8:23pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Shalommy: I be tha lazy mf mehn but my mom forced some really neat character into me. |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 8:27pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Freo:I was talking to my sexy wall lizard Shalommy not you. You should rather meet your fellow f@ggot named fman, I am sure he will like you |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 8:31pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
QQIA:Chaii.. U don get another sexmate. 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 8:32pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
QQIA: ew man that's very rude of you even though it's vawulence but you've hit the jackpot damn i ain't g*y mehn! |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 8:37pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Shalommy:Abeg oh! Make him go oil fman anus do the needful and then fman would return the favour too I am sure Freo will like the Tiv boy |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 8:48pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
QQIA:Tiv and fulani. Them match well well 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by QQIA: 8:54pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
Shalommy:They will use that fat and oil fulani collect over milk after boiling nunu and use it as lubricating oil for the anus |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Freo(m): 9:06am On Mar 15, 2023 |
Shalommy: 😆 Racists everywhere. |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by fman(m): 1:07pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Freo:I ain't g*y. Am straight and I detest profanity in words, avoid qqia, he is a known troll and dirty cultist.. take your time and check his comments on nairaland, you will discover that he is a pervert that glorifies abnormalities in sexual imoralities. His incoherent reasoning is sign of advanced schizophrenia... |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by fman(m): 1:11pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Shalommy:it beats my imagination, how u could step so low to dey reason rubbish like qqia... Men are busy making money and you are busy imaginning and glorifying sexual imoralities and abnormalities. Tueh!! Wake up or sit up!! |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Shalommy(f): 2:06pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
fman:Are u making money or busy collecting from behind?. Chaii 1 Like |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by CCIA: 9:34pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
Shalommy:Fman collecting steadily from the anus |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by CCIA: 9:39pm On Mar 15, 2023 |
fman:Do you even know what is Schizophrenia? Na wetin your sisterfire the suffer from be that. You suffer from it too. You need to go for psycho analysis so that you can be placed on medication ASAP |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 6:11pm On Mar 19, 2023 |
Your parent named you Fortune, on facebook you change it to mizfortune, nor worry dey play, you think say Jesus nor go school. |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 6:15pm On Mar 19, 2023 |
Kazeem say he want to learn pidgin english, but i tell am say; he must know the diffence between: Light dey? and Light dey. |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 6:21pm On Mar 19, 2023 |
Only nigeria girls will furstrate a married man and he will report to his wife; he will be like, darling can you imagine what this girl is telling me. The man still dey outside now, we never know how we want take beg the wife. |
Re: Short Funny Jokes And Quotes by Sprinklepee: 6:24pm On Mar 19, 2023 |
Side chick collect main chick man another side chick collect am, we dey where we want take judge the matter now. |
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