You can't eat your cake and have it

ViceGovernor:

But she offered him nothing
Does that seem fair?

Forget your theory

Kriss216:

If you're not in for knacks, stay at home.

You can't just wake up one morning, take your shower, wear clothes, spray perfume and travel to see a guy without tendering the only thing you can offer the guy.

If the motive of the visitation is not to discuss global warming or world politics, you have no reason to hoard the kpekus, that's wickedness and it should be treated accordingly.



God bless that gentleman for upholding the rule of the game. NO LASH NO CASH.

lol una no go kill persin.

xynerise:
You can't eat your cake and have it

Papa antelope

Judolisco:
We get 30 naira note?
Dis is a sobo? A cold sobo

Reread - he gave her N30.
A N20 note and 10Naira note = N30

ahnie:

Papa antelope

Ogini?

MrBrownJay1:


ok what did she expect...?! that he invited her over to play cards or what? she is even lucky he dashed her some small chop money. if it was me, the envelope woud be full of pieces of paper with the word SENSE written on it (as she needs plenty of it)

The guy really tried I swear. Atleast she go buy pure water. Shishi I no go give such girl

ahnie:

Forget your theory

It's not my theory.
That's the only theory at play in this situation

xynerise:

Ogini?

E don Tay o.you hardly frequent this forum
How's ma'am sdp?

Chai nairaland finest man that year

ahnie:

E don Tay o.you hardly frequent this forum
How's ma'am sdp?

Chai nairaland finest man that year

Nairaland don spoil finish na. I just come to drop one or two opinions and zoom off.

She is great. Everywhere balance . How family?

Finest man ke? I no reach o

xynerise:

Nairaland don spoil finish na. I just come to drop one or two opinions and zoom off.

She is great. Everywhere balance . How family?

Finest man ke? I no reach o

Forget that yarning papa antelope,you be hottie that year.dem sienna and cougar dey learn where you dey.

Anyways I dey happy say, every where don soft for you.

The guy deserve standing ovation and a bottle of Hennessy.

Why go for a sleep over when you know you can't have sex with him? And she was even expecting him to give her money. Maybe she didn't find him attractive sha

ahnie:

Forget that yarning papa antelope,you be hottie that year.dem sienna and cougar dey learn where you dey.

Anyways I dey happy say, every where don soft for you.

Me wey no get 6 packs

I doubt if she's your friend however, if she's, no qualms. Miss sunshine wanted to eat her cake and have it, she never knew that the baker wasn't having none of it.

At least, she had a sniff of the dough. Lesson learnt!

Seems she's among those that clamor for consent before going down and the baker understand the drill very too and decide to take it up a notch

xynerise:

Me wey no get 6 packs

IF YOU NO GO OPEN, WHY YOU COME GO ?

advanceDNA:

...since u did not patiently read....I cannot help u.

Lmao don't mind dat blockhead

Bahamas95:
At least he gave her N30 cash, I can't remember the last time I held cash......Na only transfer I dey do.

when last you fùck?

ahnie:

It is well

potland:
when last you fùck?

Last night, why you ask?

Mumu girl,she go there to preach the gospel to him?

Abi na business meeting una go do?

Th

NastiLord:
Before any girl cone visiting me i tell dem na knack i dey invite her for o. I nor be Ramsey Noah with lovely lovely talks

which condom you dey use?

Laff wan kii me die, dats very bad, I call dat wickedness, please learn to be careful and have extra cash on u wen u are embarking on such journeys, if a woman says no to u at night let her be and don't treat her d way dis guy did, e nor make any sense.

Smartguyboy:
I keep telling girls if you are not ready to be fûčked there’s no need going to a guys house his not your father or brother.
Remember when my female friend visited me we used to Bleep before surprised she said no sex I keep quiet when she was going I just order bolt for her I did not give her #1 she was crying

is she good in bed?

Persephone1:
Must every visit end up in sex?

Must she be given money for every visit?

Who visits a guy (not someone she's dating) in his home?

Except your dumb, you should know any man inviting you over to spend the night most likely wants sex, should you choose to accept his invitation, be sure he will mke a move.

mediclife1987:
Na why I hate this South be that

Babe go dey use to shine. Toto wey you go blow finish everywhere go just dey smell...

Na how some women wey I collect their no, dey try do me wayo.

I just delete their contact straight.

I dey damn sure sey dem go begin disturb my number this month end, as I don tell them sey them dey pay me this month.

I go just dey laugh as I dey silent their call by then.

Very simple individuals

you sef dey suck toto?

He gave her N30, aswear the guy even tried

He done do her 30!

That man na cow? U want to milk him dry without giving something in return. Ndiara

Bahamas95:
At least he gave her N30 cash, I can't remember the last time I held cash......Na only transfer I dey do.

Deeply sarcastic!!!