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Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by MrAgbako: 9:22pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
Harrynight: Ah! She beat the excessive food commot your body😂 1 Like |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Nakuza(m): 9:46pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
Chetas81:Learn to forgive brother. 2 Likes |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Chetas81(m): 9:51pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
Nakuza:thank you sir 2 Likes |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by mariahAngel(f): 10:17pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
Tvoice: We still dey wait o. |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Chizzychinny: 10:20pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
My mom na drama herself but she can give her last Kobo to a stranger and very appreciative. She can shout or scold you anywhere even in the market. She hates gossip and doesn't want trouble but if you step on her toes especially when she don count am keep. Early morning, she will wake dat person up so dey can quarrel, 7:00 she will tell the person that it's time to go to their businesses cos children must eat. Evening she will ask you if dat day business went well? After dinner, she will tell you it's time to quarrel. Na my collect beating pass for my house cos I stubborn. 1 Like |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by BackFromBalablu: 10:44pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
[b] there was one day like that can't really remember my crime. Bt i knew i was in trouble, i was expecting my beating early bt my mom acted like she had forgiven me and forgotten. I no know say my death cometh in the night. It was by 12am. U knw dis kind thing na. By this time u can't run anywhere cus it was late and no one would come to beg for you, And that was her plan. She locked the door first and went for my dads belt. On the bed which i and my senior were sleeping, she woke me up and told me to come down. Lol, mumu me wey sleep still dey my eyes i no see the belt i came down thinking she wanted me to go and urinate cause at that time i use to bed wet so i came down stupidly, with sleep still in my eyes going towards the toilet. Next thing i know, kpa kpa kpa, see beating! Ah my life, my eye clear by force. The belt be like when you wipe person from front e reach you spinal cord. Ah wetin i go do? I been wan run go outside like the usuals so i no go collect beating again. Bt i no know say. My end was near. Door was locked. My mum gave me the beating of my life. Especially when i tried collecting the belt from her. My mum was like " you want to beat me? Oya na beat me, it's either you fight me or i beat craze commot for your body" Ah! After all the gbas gbos, gbos gbas, gbes gbes and gbos gbos beating, by that time tears and catarrh don design your face, she'll now tell you to go and bath and lie down back and continue your sleep LMAO. One of the most annoying part be say, she dey beat you by that time she'll be like "hold you mouth i no wan hear any sound, your neighbours are sleeping. No wake anybody" and me in my mind i'll be like "how, me wey want make dem wake up sef make dem help me beg for my life" , My mom show us shege o. My mum special words when she wants to heat you she'll be like " if i slap you, you go curve" very funny woman and dramatic. I love her so much, cause she trained us well with the beating. She did everything for a purpose. Nobody wey she spoil o. And me am the last born. Bt "dat one no consign agbor (delta state) woman. As funny as it may seem, they all are memories and funny ones. And my mum is now calm due to partial stroke that affected her some years back, bt she's healing then i was 12 years old. Bt soon to be 21. I love her so much. She even calls me jaguar dis days and i don't knw why. Bt it's cool. May she live long to enjoy life from our success and hear her grandchildren call her "grandma" like wise my dad too. They deserve nothing bt the best cause they really suffered for us [/b] 18 Likes |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Chizzychinny: 10:48pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
Nne gi.... Ogbalagi ose na amu nbu? And still later check if ur ntanta is fine[/quote] My mama put pepper for my toto oo. Na me chop beating pass for my house |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by MJluv(f): 10:50pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
Drjones109: Haha... |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by MJluv(f): 11:06pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
Chizzychinny:whoa! That's crazy and mean. What was your crime to warrant such? |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by cobby14(m): 11:07pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
You don’t know the problem you’ve brought to this family. Now you’ve ruined your life and I’m worried. Blahh blahh blahh… Problem- (Igbo) 1 Like |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by kroger: 11:25pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
Yuneehk: Exactly, I stopped following her to the market back then. Chai mothers are managers. |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Polynek(m): 11:30pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
Somebody will slap and tell you sorry, after telling you sorry and and you are still crying she will tell you to shut-up b4 mmawa-gi anya now ( shut up b4 I give U hot slap now 3 Likes |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by HellVictorinho6(m): 11:38pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
ur fada |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by akinade28(f): 12:15am On Apr 12, 2023 |
My mum (introvert) is a cool, gentle, easy going woman. No unnecessary drama. It is my Dad that is dramatic (extrovert) 3 Likes |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Anonymoususher: 2:35am On Apr 12, 2023 |
My Mom isn't dramatic at all. Very simple woman without issue. Same applied to my dad. They never raised their hands on us, infact I grew up not knowing what it means to be flogged OR punished. I never saw them quarreled for one single day My dad is late now, I am in my early 30s, my mom is in Her early 70s yet no drama. When you visit, she just welcomes you then sit down and talk about mostly her Zion ministry which I find funny at times. 4 Likes |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by GeeM: 2:52am On Apr 12, 2023 |
very dramatic 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Boobysmith: 4:37am On Apr 12, 2023 |
mum is nice. bud father is a drama queen and king. also wickedly human I ever known. 1 Like |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by madampresh(f): 5:20am On Apr 12, 2023 |
My mom really gave me the beating of my life, but it made me who I am today, It contributed to the good part of my life. I wish she was still alive tho. Mother's are irreplaceable. May her soul continue to RIP.😥 5 Likes |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by lonelydora: 5:49am On Apr 12, 2023 |
AustineCJ: This is usual with all mothers. 4 Likes |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by ussv: 5:56am On Apr 12, 2023 |
Nothing wey persin no go see for nairaland. Una want make i come begin insult my mama for public forum. Some people no get home training. |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by IyaTola: 6:37am On Apr 12, 2023 |
Chizzychinny: |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by IyaTola: 6:41am On Apr 12, 2023 |
ussv: |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Tvoice: 6:46am On Apr 12, 2023 |
mariahAngel: LOL, she say make I nor narrate her matter, but I go tell only u privately 😁😂😜 |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Sophiameyer2003: 8:29am On Apr 12, 2023 |
Mak I knw talk sha but I regret everything abt her |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Peppysco: 8:51am On Apr 12, 2023 |
This thread actually gives this forum a breath of fresh air, considering the many toxic and divisive ones that have been on display for long, pre and post election. Reading through the comments, I saw how the topic connected everyone together, regardless of tribe or politics. A word of advice to the owner of this platform, kindly put forward more of this kind of thread or topics in order to ease the tensions and animosities caused by the election. 6 Likes |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by yungwilly(m): 8:52am On Apr 12, 2023 |
Never had mum experience, mum and dad got divorced when I was 4, raised by my aunt. |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by remsonik(f): 9:27am On Apr 12, 2023 |
Mummy will fast for days and can give all to her people. Ha anytime she's traveling like this the way she will pack her load as if she dey move from one place to another. Only one small bag for her clothings and the rest 'apo jalore' Ghana must go bag will be filled with foodstuffs and other items to share to people where she's going. |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by vickydevoka(m): 9:31am On Apr 12, 2023 |
ednut1:But when u price her type if she does business, she will get angry. 1 Like |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by baajetu(m): 10:03am On Apr 12, 2023 |
The day my mother flogged me and I no shake, that was the last time she flogged me. With all her energy we still don’t feel pained but we do cry. And that last time I felt she over reacted and I just bone. |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Dude397(m): 10:09am On Apr 12, 2023 |
Stories too numerous to mention but God bless her more |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Barezzoflagos: 10:10am On Apr 12, 2023 |
Drjones109:This is the real drama here. 1 Like |
Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Barezzoflagos: 10:14am On Apr 12, 2023 |
Peppysco:It's well with you. Mine passed when I was 12 and half. She was tough yet kind and a good woman. She beat craze for my body but it only made me more stubborn. Next month makes it 19yrs we lost here. 1 Like |
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