You be senior man☺️☺️☺️. The car cheap die.

Lexusgs430:



My own nah auto too, with 90K on the clock......😂

hayesconcept:
You be senior man☺️☺️☺️. The car cheap die.

Let's silently enjoy our jazzy........ 😂

COPIED.....


The three phases of Japa/Moving abroad.

I have lived abroad for a number of years now and I have come to understand that there are typically three phases that defines the Japa experience.

1. The lag phase (0 - 2 years)

The newbie phase is where most people question their why for moving abroad. The initial struggle to secure a job. The apprehension of not getting a good job particularly if you sold off your properties to move abroad, are the befuddling realities of this phase. In this phase, many ask questions and make videos or write stories that suggest abroad is tough and unwinnable. Those on student visas grappling with the hustle of 20 hours shift seldom push this narrative, while they grind on minimal wage with hopes of securing a work visa in the mid-term. Those that left Nigeria on Residence class visas in this phase are equally culpable, as they allow the saddle of not securing a professional job trigger an imposter syndrome that taints their perception and vocalization on japa.

My experience has taught me that this phase is transient. Many that make videos painting japa in gloomy terms are typically juggling this phase. For some the lag phase may stretch for longer depending on the country, available opportunities, their visa class and the wealth and quality of information at their disposal. For others this phase typically last for less than a year. Realities differ. It is imperative that whatever sound bite about japa you get, ensure it is coming from someone who has exited this phase.

2. The steady phase (3 - 6 years)

This is the phase where people land their first professional job. Move up in visa class. Earn more than the minimum wage and have liquidated most of their personal debts. They can afford the little luxury of regular travel to a few nearby countries. They have more savings. Live in better houses and can afford to upgrade their cars. Those with Residence class visas are more settled in this phase. They have secured their first professional job or even changed jobs that earns then their first six-figure salary in a Fortune 100 or 500 company. Abroadians or Japarians at this phase have a re-purposed definition of abroad. They are more oriented to think big picture. Less inclined to make videos that cast a gloomy portraiture of the state of nature overseas. Those that sold their properties to move abroad are now slowly recouping their 'investments'. This phase is essentially the stability phase and defines the next phase of the abroad experience.

There is however no clear timeline for how long people stay in this phase or step into it. Getting a good job is usually the first sign. It is profitable to listen to people at this phase but ensure they are the ones that have shown working and have walked the talk. That is individuals that have successfully hacked how to win professionally in the abroad and are willing to share from the repository of their experience and wisdom. Most people that move abroad, secure a job and stay without a criminal record, would eventually and inevitably get to this phase. Some land here and stay in perpetuity. It all depends on individual choice.

3. The acceleration phase (7 years and above)

This is the cruise control phase of staying in the abroad. Those in these phase understand that abroad is broad. It is the phase of earning well in six figures. Professionals at this stage are now Directors, Senior Executives or Partners in top firms. A few have started their own companies and are now employers of labour. They have secured their citizenship at this stage and can flex travel with ease. Many that sold their properties in the lag phase have now bought better properties in choice places in Nigeria and elsewhere. Owning a property abroad in this phase is easy flex. Infact many have few properties on rentals. Professionals here have a different story of what abroad is. They are not fazed by IG or FB stories of some abroad newbies. They have come, seen and conquered.

There is however no timeline for this phase and reality may differ depending on individual experience and destiny.

The kernel of this post is that often the portraiture of japa as an experimental reality is skewed. Abroad or Japa is mostly what you make out of it. Arming yourself with the right information and people is often the most important and basic step. Having the doggedness to navigate the lag phase to the acceleration phase would mostly depend on you.

In the end, abroad is broad and Japa is part travel and part determination.

koonbey:


It's fake that's why you're only seeing it on IG gossip pages and rubbish blogs (mostly from Nigeria where we have lazy 'journalists').

Also, that's not how the law works. I know - I'm not guessing.

There are many factors that make such a scheme impractical from a corporate law and tax law standpoint. If it was that easy why would everyone not just gift out their properties before a divorce?

Oga!! It's not fake.
The lady is 12years older than him. Meanwhile they have had issues when they said the guy r@ped a girl that came to their house. I want to believe that whatever happened during that incident made him to think 'what the worst case scenario would be' in the future in the case if...that his newly married wife after world Cup had opted for divorce because of that accusations.

The mum is worth €70MIL and he might have money in tenths of thousands .
E no mean say money no dey, but the targeted amount is no where to be found.

Logically, the mum will in return willed everything to him. (50 cent did something of that nature but never exactly like this with his ex Shaniqua)

I have a room for a short let (2 months max) in Coventry. preferable female.
Contact if interested.

giselle237:
is not easy as before again and there are allocated days the branches receive. Also now all applications are initially logged in by the traveler on the trade portal

Do you mean after the approval and the naira is deducted from my account, there are still particular days I can go collect the PTA?

koonbey:


It's fake that's why you're only seeing it on IG gossip pages and rubbish blogs (mostly from Nigeria where we have lazy 'journalists').

Also, that's not how the law works. I know - I'm not guessing.

There are many factors that make such a scheme impractical from a corporate law and tax law standpoint. If it was that easy why would everyone not just gift out their properties before a divorce?

It depends on how the money is routed... even in the UK its possible. If for example before ir35, he had set up to be paid through a limited company and then when the money comes into the limited company , it is his mother who is paid as the employee and pays the respective tax ...for example she can even be paid one million a year

Technically his income becomes zero and the mother is the earner.... I don't have his full financially insights but there are several schemes out there that people use to move or hide money.

DoDirtsLikeWorm:

Una no dey hear word noni. For the final time - the news is fake. They haven’t even gone to court yet. All of this is from a fake news post someone made on IG that has gone viral because gullible men are always excited at the chance to scream “women are bad”.

Again, there's a reason why this news is not on any credible international platform.

Believe what you will sha 🙏🏿

LagosismyHome:


It depends on how the money is routed... even in the UK its possible. If for example before ir35, he had set up to be paid through a limited company and then when the money comes into the limited company , it is his mother who is paid as the employee and pays the respective tax ...for example she can even be paid one million a year

Technically his income becomes zero and the mother is the earner.... I don't have his full financially insights but there are several schemes out there that people use to move or hide money.

Lol. I don't debate legal issues online but here's one story you might find instructive -

Nadhim Zahawi that set up a trust (which is even more obfuscating than an LTD when trying to hide funds) and put shares in his father's name 23 years ago was forced to pay back taxes and penalties on it because it was clear that he was the beneficial owner of the funds.

Lexusgs430:



Categorised vehicles are not that bad (you get a considerable discount).......😂

I bought my daughter a Cat N vehicle, rather than paying £35.00 to a driving instructor........ We take her out about 3/5 days a week, for 2 hours driving around.....😊

It was written off, because of a small dent on the OSF fender....... (I did not even fix it).... We dey drive am so ....😊

The vehicle is so economical, that i drive it now most of the time ...... Put it through an MOT yesterday, it passed with no advisories........😜

I love this Jazz .......😁

I didn't even know they added more cats to the family . Just hearing Cat N ...lol. shows I be proper old school

Your daughter car, that you fit take the chance na... I am expecting you to say you did Cat for the only and only household car

That been said , a friend had an accident and the car was a right off. They got the car back from insurance repaired it with the money paid and it was labelled one of these Cat. .... but that car gave them no problem and they are still driving it 3 years later so if someone had bought that car it would have been ok. I believe it can be based on what the damage is and how properly or not properly it was repaired. But how do you have access to that info

koonbey:


Lol. I don't debate legal issues online but here's one story you might find instructive -

Nadhim Zahawi that set up a trust (which is even more obfuscating than an LTD when trying to hide funds) and put shares in his father's name 23 years ago was forced to pay back taxes and penalties on it because it was clear that he was the beneficial owner of the funds.

But it was fine for 22 years ...

you have a point that no major news outlet seem to actually print this version of his mum divorce saga

LagosismyHome:


I didn't even know they added more cats to the family . Just hearing Cat N ...lol. shows I be proper old school

Your daughter car, that you fit take the chance na... I am expecting you to say you did Cat for the only and only household car

That been said , a friend had an accident and the car was a right off. They got the car back from insurance repaired it with the money paid and it was labelled one of these Cat. .... but that car gave them no problem and they are still driving it 3 years later so if someone had bought that car it would have been ok. I believe it can be based on what the damage is and how properly or not properly it was repaired. But how do you have access to that info

If you check vehicle status, with https://www.carvertical.com/gb

You would see post accident pictures (in most cases) .........😜

The crash on my daughter's car, was very minimal fender damage....... 😁

CAT A – Scrap only
CAT B – Break for parts
CAT S – Structurally damaged but repairable
CAT N – Not structurally damaged, repairable

rinzylee:


Please can you help me understand this better.

Say I have just £700, can I deposit and withdraw and after 5 days, deposit same £700, would it work??

Yes you can . You can just move around as much as you want .

Hello guys!

What is my chance on this visiting visa application.
(4days tourism).
Declared Savings of £3600.
Stated money to spend in the UK: £800.
My personal circumstance;

Average monthly earnings after tax of : £950
My stated average monthly expenses of £580.

Bmuhd4smile:
Hello guys!

What is my chance on this visiting visa application.
(4days tourism).
Declared Savings of £3600.
Stated money to spend in the UK: £800.
My personal circumstance;

Average monthly earnings after tax of : £950
My stated average monthly expenses of £580.

What's your age bracket.......

Are you submitting a holiday letter from your employer........

Is your employer a blue chip, red chip or mushroom......😁

Was your savings account, built up or loaded instantly......

What are your ties to Nigeria.........

NB : None of us can give you a firm guarantee..... We don't conduct miracles.......😊

You earn £950 in 31 days ....... And want to blow £800 in 4 days (not yet considering flight cost + other logistics)....... Miracle no dey tire Jesus o......😜

It should work but I will advise you make it like a payment for a goods then get another account different from where you send it from send it back to your account.

rinzylee:


Please can you help me understand this better.

Say I have just £700, can I deposit and withdraw and after 5 days, deposit same £700, would it work??

Solumtoya:


Well put. For LISA, while you can only open the account between 18 and 39, you can contribute up to £4k till you're 50.

You can save up to £20k cumulative in all ISAs per year.

Please how does one open the LISA account cos I will be 40yrs in a couple of months?

Also, does it come with a minimum target of how much to save within a month or a year?

Can one close the account anytime or it is locked for a certain period?

Thank you

AgentXxx:
It should work but I will advise you make it like a payment for a goods then get another account different from where you send it from send it back to your account.

Ok thank you so much

solveabode:


Please how does one open the LISA account cos I will be 40yrs in a couple of months?

Also, does it come with a minimum target of how much to save within a month or a year?

Can one close the account anytime or it is locked for a certain period?

Thank you

To open, you can download the Moneybox app.
Minimum is £1.
The only time you can withdraw or close the account without a penalty is to buy a new house, to retire or for a terminal illness. Otherwise, you will get a 25% penalty which will eat into your capital.

Bmuhd4smile:


Lol 😆.
Yes, I will submit my employment letters and contract.

It should be blue chip.

Home ties is marriage though I am studying in Europe currently.

It's built up from the past 9months with evidence.

The £800 pounds is all bills inclusive with miscellaneous (flight, accommodation, feeding, tour and miscellaneous).

Should I reduce the £800? Or I should increase the number of days I intend to use to like 1 week? I plan to visit during summer ...Please advice

Because you're already in Europe studying, the visa case worker would look at your application, with an open mind.......

They would not expect you dump your education and become illegal......

Are you on a paid study leave ........ So many things you should have said in your opening salvo of questions......

Deadi Bodi no dey hide nake.dness, from undertaker .......😜🤣😂

Lexusgs430:



Because you're already in Europe studying, the visa case worker would look at your application, with an open mind.......

They would not expect you dump your education and become illegal......

Are you on a paid study leave ........ So many things you should have said in your opening salvo of questions......

Deadi Bodi no dey hide nake.dness, from undertaker .......😜🤣😂

I am not on paid leave. I just tire for this UK application 🙂😆.

Lol...I like this. Making lemonade with lemons. How much did you pay for the MOT though?

Lexusgs430:



Categorised vehicles are not that bad (you get a considerable discount).......😂

I bought my daughter a Cat N vehicle, rather than paying £35.00 to a driving instructor........ We take her out about 3/5 days a week, for 2 hours driving around.....😊

It was written off, because of a small dent on the OSF fender....... (I did not even fix it).... We dey drive am so ....😊

The vehicle is so economical, that i drive it now most of the time ...... Put it through an MOT yesterday, it passed with no advisories........😜

I love this Jazz .......😁

IcecoldDon:

Lol...I like this. Making lemonade with lemons. How much did you pay for the MOT though?

MOT - £45.00....

We no enter UK, to count tunnels........🤣

Bmuhd4smile:


I am not on paid leave. I just tire for this UK application 🙂😆.

You better no tire ....... If you submit anyhow, you receive anyhow .........😂

koonbey:


It's fake that's why you're only seeing it on IG gossip pages and rubbish blogs (mostly from Nigeria where we have lazy 'journalists').

Also, that's not how the law works. I know - I'm not guessing.

There are many factors that make such a scheme impractical from a corporate law and tax law standpoint. If it was that easy why would everyone not just gift out their properties before a divorce?

@Koonbey,

I also initially felt some doubt about the veracity of the story. And while I still don't know the full story, the core issue raised about the story is NOT fake at all.

Hakimi did indeed put all his assets and/or money in his mum's name. This was discovered by his wife during their divorce proceedings, when she requested for half of his assets and/or fortune.

Check out the attached screenshot from WIKIPEDIA (particularly the last paragraph/sentence).

PS: I like your skeptical view about the accuracy of this story (especially since we still don't know the full picture of the story), but it's safer and wiser to do one's research before going as far as labelling a piece of news to be fake.

Solumtoya:


To open, you can download the Moneybox app.
Minimum is £1.
The only time you can withdraw or close the account without a penalty is to buy a new house, to retire or for a terminal illness. Otherwise, you will get a 25% penalty which will eat into your capital.

Thank you. Have downloaded Moneybox. The minimum initial deposit I saw is £1000.

Also, the monthly direct debit, if I agree to be debited £150 every month, can I pay above the £150 in a month that I have the capacity?

.

Lexusgs430:



You better no tire ....... If you submit anyhow, you receive anyhow .........😂

Why life come hard like this ... US visa is easier to get from here compared to UK

koonbey:


Una no dey hear word noni. For the final time - the news is fake. They haven’t even gone to court yet. All of this is from a fake news post someone made on IG that has gone viral because gullible men are always excited at the chance to scream “women are bad”.
Believe what you will sha 🙏🏿

You are trying to tag most men that applauded what happened "misogynists",but that's not how most sees it.

What people saw is Western Trained women becoming financial bandits, which I know birthed the very reason why C.Ronaldo7 has never married is his girlfriend even after knowing he probably will not marry another woman.

Guy! Or bæ; whatever, my fellow men watched Emmanuel Ebue (formal Arsenal Player) and his likes begged on the streets because of this very reason.

And YES, the story is true, but you can still be waiting for Mainstream Media for affirmation. GOODLUCK.

Bmuhd4smile:


Why life come hard like this ... US visa is easier to get from here compared to UK

Go france, then use canoe paddle through the English channel....... Na wetin dey rain now b dat o......😜🤣

lightofjoy:

Pls for a student whose dependent gets a tier 2 sponsorship just 3 months into the program and of which he definitely switch with the dependant. Can the student work full time now with the new tier 2 dependant visa?. Hope no issue for the student during ILR, pls anyone who has experience this, kindly share experience.

2 visa status, cannot run concurrently...... Is this student, going to abandon their education.......😂😁