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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by makaveli902: 4:33am On Apr 17, 2023
So if you can't marry, then why do you want to have sex with her?


Itooweak4una:


Marry her? A single mother with two fking kids. Can you advise your own brother to do such abomination
Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by NezzyMike: 4:35am On Apr 17, 2023
EquitableTech:
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Marry gini?
Marry a damaged woman with another man baggages?
Tufikwa!
Would you let your son or brother marry such?



But when you leave Nigeria, you go for a granny? Nigerians and their double standard mentality.

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by bluefilm: 5:01am On Apr 17, 2023
Itooweak4una:
Marry her? A single mother with two fking kids. Can you advise your own brother to do such abomination

Pay her no heed at all.

She is completely deluded.

In fact, never take a relationship advice from a woman.

Any man who does that is a confirmed SIMP.

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by bluefilm: 5:03am On Apr 17, 2023
makaveli902:
So if you can't marry, then why do you want to have sex with her?

By their words, you shall know them.

This is exactly how a SIMP reasons.

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Ameduedwin: 5:49am On Apr 17, 2023
Octopusssy:
I think the adjective 'simp' is arguably the most misused adjective on this forum, and perhaps on social media. I recall when, some time ago, I was ill and my significant other washed my clothes (hand wash o) he laughingly remarked "if my guys see me washing your clothes, they will call me a simp".

That got me thinking. Does showing care to your partner make you a simp? The toxic social media Alfamails seem to think so. The same 'alpha males' wey no dey give their mama monthly allowance, talk less of her holding their net worth for them, but are here shouting "Hakimi is our hero!" (we are not ready for THAT conversation).

I saw this post on Facebook and decided to repost it with permission.

so hekini for allow his wife go away with all what he labour for in live all in The name of love, the woman that claim she loves him wanted to divorce him, takes all he labour for in live and leave him with adject poverty and you don't see anything wrongs in that woman behavior. Man should countinue to be a fool for Love.

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Saga16: 6:01am On Apr 17, 2023
Germi9:

If that’s you on your profile then you try

Everywhere soft abi?

grin

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by ChilamNk(m): 6:01am On Apr 17, 2023
How come everything you copy-wrote is all about pleasing the female.. and you think that's what should not make a man simp..

when he spend such a great time pleasing a woman in such form..the woman will still treat him as trash.


Octopusssy:
I think the adjective 'simp' is arguably the most misused adjective on this forum, and perhaps on social media. I recall when, some time ago, I was ill and my significant other washed my clothes (hand wash o) he laughingly remarked "if my guys see me washing your clothes, they will call me a simp".

That got me thinking. Does showing care to your partner make you a simp? The toxic social media Alfamails seem to think so. The same 'alpha males' wey no dey give their mama monthly allowance, talk less of her holding their net worth for them, but are here shouting "Hakimi is our hero!" (we are not ready for THAT conversation).

I saw this post on Facebook and decided to repost it with permission.

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by phorget(m): 6:02am On Apr 17, 2023
Urheadmaster:
Is it right to ask for sex because you provided for her



But what else can she ”provide” for the man other than sex?
So a man basically provides everything for her without her begging for them and the only thing she has to offer the man will still need to be beg for by the same man...

You sound like a simp already.

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Saga16: 6:02am On Apr 17, 2023
NezzyMike:




But when you leave Nigeria, you go for a granny? Nigerians and their double standard mentality.

Na simps dey do that.
Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by highchief1: 6:07am On Apr 17, 2023
garriAndsugar:

I'm not saying whether it's right or wrong.
I'm talking about a grown ass man begging a single mother for sex after providing for her
that a woman has a child outside wedlock is a big NO for me.I can never have anything to do with her
Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Great0ne1: 6:15am On Apr 17, 2023
Octopusssy:

Must he have sex with her? If he wan nack, make he marry her.
Must he provide for her ? Has she ever helped any man in her life ? The universe does not favour people who never gives

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by ShaqFu: 6:23am On Apr 17, 2023
DriveByKiller:
I didn't read to the end. I was just wondering why I would bother with the opinion of someone who calls herself octopusssy?

Sounds like a pussy machandise from a pussy vendor!
Lol. Actually octopussy is the name of a woman in one of the James Bond movie. It's also the title of the movie and the 13th or so movie in the James Bond franchise.
Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by uncleteeh(m): 6:33am On Apr 17, 2023
ukaface:
I want a simp-man grin grin
Ok.
Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Dpaulie(m): 6:38am On Apr 17, 2023
Rokiat:
That word is misused on this site by all these toxic so called masculine men.
This woman!!!

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Nobody: 6:43am On Apr 17, 2023
see this simp asking silly simping question
Urheadmaster:
Is it right to ask for sex because you provided for her

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by seanwilliam(m): 6:56am On Apr 17, 2023
A simp is simply a man who seeks women’s validation.

Caring for women doesn’t make you a simp.
If my girl/wife is sick , the best I can do is to cook for us and tidy the house. Her cloths and other errands can wait till she gets well.

Also I can support a woman I’m dating provided it doesn’t affect me and provided she proves to worth it.
Just note that if I dash an average woman 10k, honestly speaking I have nothing less down 5m in my acct even it’s something I’ll recover that same day and believe you me, I must have dashed an average man 20k before then . It means whatever I do for women don’t put holes in my pocket .

Generally I’m a very nice person to people , both men and women. Just that before I do something for you these days, I must have done my calculations very well.

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Maxvasia(m): 6:56am On Apr 17, 2023
Nairaland is FAST becoming a useless platform. How on earth is this useless post a front page material. Are these MODS smoking?

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by advanceDNA: 6:58am On Apr 17, 2023
makaveli902:
So if you can't marry, then why do you want to have sex with her?





You dey ask why human being wants to have sex..??

Guy ...no dey pretend, it doesnt look good on you

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by seanwilliam(m): 6:59am On Apr 17, 2023
makaveli902:
So if you can't marry, then why do you want to have sex with her?


sounds like you’re regretting marrying single mother

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Shaev7(m): 7:00am On Apr 17, 2023
garriAndsugar:
A simp is a man who's in a relationship with a single mom and after providing for she and her child/children still begs her for sex
This one no be simp, na stupidity

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by seanwilliam(m): 7:02am On Apr 17, 2023
nick50:
A simp is a man who allows his fellow man to Bleep him nyash,
A simp is a man who takes orders from a woman
A simp is a man who doesn't have a mind of his own
A simp is a man who attends a church where a woman is the pastor
lmao.

This is funny but if you think about it deeply, you’re right. grin

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Germi9: 7:05am On Apr 17, 2023
Saga16:


Everywhere soft abi?

grin
She soft oh

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Saga16: 7:10am On Apr 17, 2023
Germi9:

She soft oh

Bad guy.
Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by dejavubobo1(m): 7:10am On Apr 17, 2023
garriAndsugar:
A simp is a man who's in a relationship with a single mom and after providing for she and her child/children still begs her for sex
Beg for sex from a single mum. That's the height of foolishness. Someone said "marry her" if U begging for sex B4 marriage then one ll be begging for his life after marriage. LOL

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by garriAndsugar: 7:11am On Apr 17, 2023
dejavubobo1:

Beg for sex from a single mum. That's the height of foolishness. Someone said "marry her" if U begging for sex B4 marriage then one ll be begging for his life after marriage. LOL
lol no mind her she no serious
Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Biafraaa: 7:12am On Apr 17, 2023
garriAndsugar:
A simp is a man who's in a relationship with a single mom and after providing for she and her child/children still begs her for sex
This sounds funny 😆😆😆
Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Germi9: 7:18am On Apr 17, 2023
Saga16:


Bad guy.
Mah niigga cheesy

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Lacash: 7:22am On Apr 17, 2023
garriAndsugar:
A simp is a man who's in a relationship with a single mom and after providing for she and her child/children still begs her for sex
Ahahaha, u don’t call that Simp, that should be Simplest 😆😆

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Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Blueace247(f): 7:30am On Apr 17, 2023
Octopusssy:
I think the adjective 'simp' is arguably the most misused adjective on this forum, and perhaps on social media. I recall when, some time ago, I was ill and my significant other washed my clothes (hand wash o) he laughingly remarked "if my guys see me washing your clothes, they will call me a simp".

That got me thinking. Does showing care to your partner make you a simp? The toxic social media Alfamails seem to think so. The same 'alpha males' wey no dey give their mama monthly allowance, talk less of her holding their net worth for them, but are here shouting "Hakimi is our hero!" (we are not ready for THAT conversation).

I saw this post on Facebook and decided to repost it with permission.


This jack Daniel looks like aburo..
Re: These Are The Qualities That Make A Man A Simp by Kriss216: 7:37am On Apr 17, 2023
Itooweak4una:


Marry her? A single mother with two fking kids. Can you advise your own brother to do such abomination
Was about to ask her same question but you already did. Bravo Chief.

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