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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by deavicky(m): 12:04pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
What else? I was invited to jehovah witness service on a faithful evening, when I got in, I was ushered to the front, seated on the first row and the first column. It's was now time for communion, the usher brought it to my front and he stood there for some good number of seconds like I was supposed to take it so he can move to the next person. My brother man, I ignorantly took the bread only to discover that I was the only one who took it in a congratulation of over 2000. I felt like eveporating. To make matter worse, was when they brought the wine. this time I couldn't take it because the whole congregation had their eyes on me to see the only righteous man in their church. 16 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by kripen(m): 12:05pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
Bamijoko1: That is why it's good to be smart, just do as if you were in the spirit and start forming you are in spirit. LOL! |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by Okechinwadike: 12:07pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
condom fall out of my wallet, Kai very embarrassing |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by Benki003(m): 12:07pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
Would be coming back to tell my story |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by gladdensir(m): 12:09pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
Onyiiobi7735: You're just like me 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by aloma007(m): 12:10pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
Well, I converted to Christianity three years ago and hasn't still got a job and hates going to the church due to my financial ability. it is so worse that I don't always have t-fare. The crossover service of the year 2023 is one to remember. The church sold out calendars and stickers and one of the church ushers approached me to buy which I declined and she later came to tell me on different occasions to have it & pay later and its only me that understands my ability but I lastly bowed to respect myself. The following midweek service I sincerely went with the money hoping to do a transfer but she didnt come & I returned home. The way she reacted that weekend when I told her I don't have it instantly but I don't want to hide under it to stay away from the church service., Men, I was ashamed of myself physically. Embarrassment isn't about wordings alone bro. and to come compound my situation, I never paid that money till date cos I dont have it and my reason to stop attending the church for now. 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by kripen(m): 12:17pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
MaxInDHouse: True talk, to explain this in addition, God made man but could not control our freewill to decide, chose or select. This made us more than unique more than every other creation. With this freewill God has little or no power to control human that was why He sent Jesus to be able to redeem us. |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by TradingGod: 12:18pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
valETA1: You don't go to church to please a man You go to Church to please your God |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by TradingGod: 12:20pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
kripen:never you mock the Holy Spirit That is not smart but stupidity |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by deavicky(m): 12:20pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
aloma007:how much are the item. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by TradingGod: 12:22pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
aloma007:I see you rejoicing next crossover service 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by mastermaestro(m): 12:23pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
IyaebeTheGreat: You ruined your story by calling someone that's obviously older than you a fool. Apply some decorum when using words. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by sharpwriter(m): 12:32pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
kripen:I can relate, I'm just not interested in long typing now, I for share my own here. It was a day I haven't forgotten till now. |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by babayoski: 12:34pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
Dis your own Burst my belle with laff OriOko88: |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by mastermaestro(m): 12:35pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
kareemkamil: I can't argue with you. Your eyes go clear last last when you die unsaved and land in hell fire. I pity you. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by mastermaestro(m): 12:41pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
mabeni: Why exactly did he laugh? Are you sure it had anything to do with your age? It's weird though. That was a poor counseling session he oversaw. So what went down with you and your girlfriend afterwards? Did she still deal with you or you went back to her? 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by Sprinklepee: 12:45pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
If you are familiar with cherubim&seraphin church of zion, you will understand this one very well, i was playing the drum on norms but i don't know the garment trouser i wore had torn and i didn't on boxer because of sweat, na so my prick dey outside with the balls and na girls dey opposite, na until i finish drumming before i know say my trouser don tear, as i look opposite the girls eyes just dey on the d*ck, omo i just lock up, go outside. 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by Smartguyboy(m): 12:50pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
During Sunday school in AG the Sunday school teacher was asking question everybody was raising their hand up πββοΈ I join to do the same πββοΈ when she point me to answer the question I became numb. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by imagrg(m): 12:52pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
The Pastor used me as an example of a mere Church-goer! My crypto hustle format is on my signature below... 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by mastermaestro(m): 12:57pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
deavicky: So you had the guts to take the highly rated JW communion? They didn't school you that no one dares to eat it especially in faraway Africa? Dey ask questions o. My cousin took that stuff at JW sometime ago, and was forced to take to his heels after facing silent unbearable judgment from other fellow congregants. The protocol around their communion nor be joke o. 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by fredagu: 1:03pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
i want use style give 20naira offering the thing fall for ground shame no gree me pick am . 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by mastermaestro(m): 1:05pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
aloma007: First of all, try attending a sound church closest to you if you are having transportation challenges. This is the advice I always give to folks, including the ones that attend my church. Avoid churches where there is too much pressure to give money. GOD is not a tax officer. Lastly, forget about big names also. Just find a church that renews your spirit man through the Word, fervent prayers and fasting. GOD will give you a career breakthrough before the middle of May in JESUS' name! Stay in GOD'S Presence. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by udomma1005(m): 1:10pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by Decentlyproud(m): 1:12pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
I remembered some years back in school fellowship RCF precisely. We had a music concert and I was to conduct the mass choir..so one of my friends borrowed me his suit, i didnt bother to check all the pockets of the suit..on the day of the concert,I was conducting with full congregation and cameras everywhere....na so I put hand for suit pocket to bring out my hanky to clean face..na condom almost fall off the pocket of the suit..omo!....I almost fainted, I just take style look ground while conducting if any row of condoms don fall....After the concert I call that my friend..para for am eh...he was just laughing me... 5 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by MaxInDHouse(m): 1:15pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
kripen: To redeem mankind a role model must live the lifestyle that's harmless to no one and at the same time having the ability to think of what to eat, what to where and where to sleep. Jesus is that perfect role model and he was able to maintain 100% loyalty because he was a perfect creature. Perfect creatures do not get sick, all their body system works perfectly as they can quote what you told them word for word in the next 10,000 years if you should ask them, they don't forget anything, they can control their feelings and emotions, they don't think of human parents or children because to them everyone is equal as they're just privileged to partake in procreation. So racism, nepotism, nationalism doesn't affects their thinking all they want is people with whom they can share the same line of thought that's harmless to others. Matthew 12:46-50 If we can imitate this {Matthew 17:5} God promised to give us everlasting life! John 3:16 But how can such a perfect person free us from the condemnation of sin we inherited from our first parents? We will remain Adam's descendants and death will continue to be our portion {Romans 5:12} if a redemption plan is not put in place that's why Jesus has to pay with his perfect human life in order to become the father of all obedient mankind {Isaiah 9:6} that makes him the last Adam through whom we can regain the gift to continue living without dying! 1Corinthians 15:45 |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by UYEMDO35(m): 1:16pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
I stop going early to Sunday school class every Sunday becuz the teacher always think am kind of smart becuz of my look. ... He's fun of pointing me out to lead in opening and closing prayers and he doesn't know na packaging I dey do..... Not that I can't pray but I don't know how put words in right places. |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by udomma1005(m): 1:17pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
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Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by deavicky(m): 1:17pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
mastermaestro:do I know!!!! When the usher stood at my front like I must take it. |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by Shedking(m): 1:20pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
IyaebeTheGreat: You are a woman? |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by mastermaestro(m): 1:21pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
deavicky: But why you nor come drink the wine? |
Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by duduade: 1:21pm On Apr 23, 2023 |
Fighter2029: Omg |
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