WHY AFRICAN COUPLES ARE NOT ROMANTIC

Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes.

* Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.

* The husband only puts food in his wife's mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.

* If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.

* The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife's neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.

* The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.

* if you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.

* Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.

* The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.

* The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.

* The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.

* the only time a wife looks closely to her husband's eyes is when he complains of dirt in his eyes.

Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife. They will begin to spread bad rumours.

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Even if it's this bad, they last long and even forever.

The oyinbo marriages where they have all the romance, na divorce dey end am after two years.

It seem to me though subject to further research, that the little romance in African marriages avoids excessive familiarity and contempt that can breed divorce

Persephone1:
This is extreme though Nigerian marriages aren't this bad , at least the married youth are trying

But they dont file for divorce anyhow.....

Unlike the romantic ones where them dey file for divorce anyhow...

greatiyk4u:
WHY AFRICAN COUPLES ARE NOT ROMANTIC

Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes.

* Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.

* The husband only puts food in his wife's mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.

* If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.

* The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife's neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.

* The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.

* if you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.

* Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.

* The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.

* The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.

* The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.

* the only time a wife looks closely to her husband's eyes is when he complains of dirt in his eyes.

Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife. They will begin to spread bad rumours.

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greatiyk4u:
WHY AFRICAN COUPLES ARE NOT ROMANTIC

Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes.

* Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.

* The husband only puts food in his wife's mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.

* If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.

* The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife's neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.

* The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.

* if you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.

* Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.

* The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.

* The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.

* The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.

* the only time a wife looks closely to her husband's eyes is when he complains of dirt in his eyes.

Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife. They will begin to spread bad rumours.

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Bros...have u ever kiss woman or man in Yor life & do Nigeria women ignore u sir?(no offenscce)

MechanicMike:


Bros...have u ever kiss woman or man in Yor life & do Nigeria women ignore u sir?(no offenscce)

Remember it is copied and clearly indicated
Oya go back and read again removing the emotions you attach

greatiyk4u:


Remember it is copied and clearly indicated
Oya go back and read again removing the emotions you attach

Yor created thread saying Nigeria women are gold digger BECUZ they ignore u & when we tryina advice u, u havin attitude like school childrens. Bro, find a job, have MOINEY and truss me, women will come.u will find a wife.i can help u thou, if u like half cast woman, I will giv u siofra. U want?

MechanicMike:



Yor created thread saying [b]Nigeria women are gold digger BECUZ they ignore u & when we tryina advice u, u havin attitude like school children[/b]s. Bro, find a job, have MOINEY and truss me, women will come.u will find a wife.i can help u thou, if u like half cast woman, I will giv u siofra. U want?

Where did you cull at the bolded from?
I am done with birthing children and giving them the best training that I can afford right now.
Stop judging people with your standard and situation as it seems most of you thing we are all kids in this nairaland

LuvSwollenPussy:
Even if it's this bad, they last long and even forever.

The oyinbo marriages where they have all the romance, na divorce dey end am after two years.

It seem to me though subject to further research, that the little romance in African marriages avoids excessive familiarity and contempt that can breed divorce

No be lie sha

greatiyk4u:


Where did you cull at the bolded from?
I am done with birthing children and giving them the best training that I can afford right now.
Stop judging people with your standard and situation as it seems most of you thing we are all kids in this nairaland

Bro quit getting upset wit Nigeria women BECUZ u don't no how to toast womend. be nice to me & I will fix u up with one of my women's: siofra. Siofra will looook Afta u & teach u wot womens want!(THANK ME LATER)

MechanicMike:



Bro quit getting upset wit Nigeria women BECUZ u don't no how to toast womend. be nice to me & I will fix u up with one of my women's: siofra. Siofra will looook Afta u & teach u wot womens want!(THANK ME LATER)

Absolute madness