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Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by MechanicMike: 3:48pm On May 03, 2023
labake1:
Tell us why you are still single


Funny response only

Redpiller keep off


angry
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by MechanicMike: 3:49pm On May 03, 2023
labake1:
Tell us why you are still single


Funny response only

Redpiller keep off

Are u lightskin? angry
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by MechanicMike: 3:50pm On May 03, 2023
labake1:
Tell us why you are still single


Funny response only

Redpiller keep off


U on nairaland loookin for man's then u complain u can't find man on nairaland....do u need help?(no offenscce) angry
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by Sniper101(m): 4:08pm On May 03, 2023
My married lady friend recently found religion and decided to turn a new leaf grin

That's why am here today; SINGLE angry

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Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by Nobody: 4:16pm On May 03, 2023
By the way of semen retention I hope to attain nirvana. Amitava

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Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by Frontdude(m): 4:18pm On May 03, 2023
I never hammer
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by RexTramadol1: 4:18pm On May 03, 2023
If I talk, all of you no go eat for three straight days.

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Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by korede181: 4:44pm On May 03, 2023
MUTERIKA:
off point.
does he need to know GDP before he can govern?
you might be a graduate of political science and that doesnt make you know politics. you might be an engineering graduate and that doesn't make you an engineer, so if you see yourself as a Dr and cant administer medicine to patients, what exactly is the essence of that doctorate degree? if you studied education, you will still specialize in something, if you studied works and technology, you'll have to specialize in something and specializing doesnt make you know it all . what is the work of advicer and the ministers... dont let this hate kill you... it's taking a whole wrong turn on you

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Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by isabi2lof: 4:47pm On May 03, 2023
Make we dey look each other dey go grin
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by XAUBulls: 5:15pm On May 03, 2023
haybhi1:
I am single because of lack of capital to start a relationship, high cost of living, unhealthy competition from my fellow bachelors, poor infrastructures, pest and diseases, stds and germs, fear by the other gender, financial attack from neighbourhing bachelors, shortage of lies, lessons from other relationships, especially off Nairaland, sponsors and sugardaddies, high cost of maintenance, tough economy, billing and unavailability.
😁😁😎
These are limiting beliefs though.
Lol.
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by MUTERIKA(m): 5:36pm On May 03, 2023
korede181:

does he need to know GDP before he can govern?
you might be a graduate of political science and that doesnt make you know politics. you might be an engineering graduate and that doesn't make you an engineer, so if you see yourself as a Dr and cant administer medicine to patients, what exactly is the essence of that doctorate degree? if you studied education, you will still specialize in something, if you studied works and technology, you'll have to specialize in something and specializing doesnt make you know it all . what is the work of advicer and the ministers... dont let this hate kill you... it's taking a whole wrong turn on you
why do I feel attacked? I was making reference to the guy asking if he knows what GDP is.
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by nkemjacob2(m): 5:47pm On May 03, 2023
labake1:
Tell us why you are still single


Funny response only

Redpiller keep off
money
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by labake1(f): 5:52pm On May 03, 2023
MechanicMike:


Are u lightskin? angry

MechanicMike:



U on nairaland loookin for man's then u complain u can't find man on nairaland....do u need help?(no offenscce) angry


MechanicMike:



angry


Mechanic, you are really looking for my attention. Now you have it, kilo fe?
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by labake1(f): 6:00pm On May 03, 2023
drlateef:




Singles market is too big. I am still searching till i reach the other end of the market πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Search well and don't stumble
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by labake1(f): 6:02pm On May 03, 2023
kevwemike:
Most Nigerian girls have nothing upstairs their only assets is breast and ass, nothing more.


What asset do you have?
Men and their talks
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by haybhi1(m): 6:06pm On May 03, 2023
XAUBulls:

These are limiting beliefs though.
Lol.
Bulls, limiting, you say?
Oya, where's the lie?πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by Franking: 6:21pm On May 03, 2023
This is not for me because I'm married already. I am carrying my cross. Enough said.
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by tunjilee003: 7:02pm On May 03, 2023
FunkyJustice:
We are finished in this country!!!

Is it not Ironical when a trader is steadily rolling out understandable and realistic statistics on how to govern a huge state like Nigeria, then a supposedly first class graduate of accountant rhetorically asked β€œna statistics we go chop?”

I ask again,,

Does Emilokan know the meaning of GDP?
emilokan is an accountant
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by faito(f): 7:08pm On May 03, 2023
Still looking for money πŸ’°..
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by MechanicMike: 7:20pm On May 03, 2023
labake1:








Mechanic, you are really looking for my attention. Now you have it, kilo fe?


Ok you win...I want sexxxxc I beg...juss 2 round.
Can u help me help you help me? cheesy
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by sholla20(m): 7:31pm On May 03, 2023
Because I no want relationship wahala.

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Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by MasterShifu010(m): 7:36pm On May 03, 2023
If marriage was renewed after a certain number of years like drivers license or international passport , many people will not renew …

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Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by kevwemike: 7:38pm On May 03, 2023
labake1:



What asset do you have?
Men and their talks
learn to read and understand simple English: I said most not all
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by drlateef: 8:06pm On May 03, 2023
labake1:



Search well and don't stumble


Allow me to search in peace. Abi kilode? Are you in the market ni? 😜😜😜
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by labake1(f): 8:29pm On May 03, 2023
MechanicMike:



Ok you win...I want sexxxxc I beg...juss 2 round.
Can u help me help you help me? cheesy



With that tiny stick? Go away
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by labake1(f): 8:34pm On May 03, 2023
kevwemike:
learn to read and understand simple English: I said most not all


Misogynist eyan
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by Oluwainnie(f): 8:34pm On May 03, 2023
1. First to leave church after close of service

2. Best in staying indoors

grin
labake1:
Tell us why you are still single


Funny response only

Redpiller keep off
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by labake1(f): 8:35pm On May 03, 2023
drlateef:



Allow me to search in peace. Abi kilode? Are you in the market ni? 😜😜😜


Yes, I just entered the market
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by kevwemike: 8:37pm On May 03, 2023
labake1:



Misogynist eyan
same to you
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by Emdebby2: 8:41pm On May 03, 2023
Still enjoying my food alone.
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by MechanicMike: 8:55pm On May 03, 2023
labake1:




With that tiny stick? Go away

hey, respet yor sef. have u been to london? can any of your boyfriend even reach london? listen up, u talkin to a loandon & I aint on yor level innnit so chill when u stand a shance to talk to me innnit....giimmme yor nomba please i have moiney(no oofenicse) angry
Re: Funny Response Only: Why Are You Still Single? by MechanicMike: 8:59pm On May 03, 2023
labake1:



Yes, I just entered the market

WOW..YOU AGAIN!!!

.so u a market woman wit all yor shakara...shame on u angry

..anyways did i mention am a lodoner..juss in case u ask!... was yor teliphone nomba please again? i have moiney smiley

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