Good day fam. I've seen a couple of fu.cked up things in the years I've spent on this earth.

A few of them goes like this:

1. I once witnessed a lady who was a neighbour brushing her teeth. Then someone asked her something, this lady swallowed everything in her mouth just to answer the person With all the foam in her mouth and all. I almost threw up just seeing that.

2. Another one was I once stumbled (by accident) on a elderly relative of mine, observing or picking up stuff from his wife's veejay. I don't know what he was looking for there anyway. But for an old man?? I don't know what to say.

I just disappeared immediately (that was when I realised that superpower is indeed possible)

Everyone of us must have seen that thing that has always stuck to your memory. Messed up or not. Let me open the floor for others to contribute

paroleski:
Good day fam. I've seen a couple of fu.cked up things in the years I've spent on this earth.

A few of them goes like this:

1. I once witnessed a lady who was a neighbour brushing her teeth. Then someone asked her something, this lady swallowed everything in her mouth just to answer the person With all the foam in her mouth and all. I almost threw up just seeing that.

2. Another one was I once stumbled (by accident) on a elderly relative of mine, observing or picking up stuff from his wife's veejay. I don't know what he was looking for there anyway. But for an old man?? I don't know what to say.

I just disappeared immediately (that was when I realised that superpower is indeed possible)

Everyone of us must have seen that thing that has always stuck to your memory. Messed up or not. Let me open the floor for others to contribute

This trash post has to be the most messed up thing I have seen in my life bro

Boredom is a bítch , honestly!! What rubbish is this ?

Who is suppose to pick the thing from d woman's vjay tho

illicit:
Who is suppose to pick the thing from d woman's vjay tho

Are there things to pick from a woman's vjay

Zonefree:

Are there things to pick from a woman's vjay

Yes

A woman delivered a baby at the clinic

The midwife mistakenly left a bunch of cotton wool inside her toto while she wasn't conscious

Weeks after, she has belly aches and couldnt bend down or do normal things

She went back to the clinic, they said nothing wrong, it happens after birth

She complained that she feels a lump inside her, them no gree hear

At home, her husband look inside and saw something

He shook hand, commot blood soaked, rottening stinky cotton wool

Years later
The wife told us in the staff room when I was a corper

illicit:


Yes

A woman delivered a baby at the clinic

The midwife mistakenly left a bunch of cotton wool inside her toto while she wasn't conscious

Weeks after, she has belly aches and couldnt bend down or do normal things

She went back to the clinic, they said nothing wrong, it happens after birth

She complained that she feels a lump inside her, them no gree hear

At home, her husband look inside and saw something

He shook hand, commot blood soaked, rottening stinky cotton wool

Years later
The wife told us in the staff room when I was a corper

Gross

Zonefree:

Gross

Yeah sure

U can never tell

When I saw a mad woman give birth around yaba phase 1 ... I lost appetite for about 2 days

Infact if I ever get married ..I'll pretend I gave an urgent appointment to catch up with when she's in the labour room and Run away till it's over or better still send her to my mum or hers before the due date

I once witnessed an elderly man put his dick inside the mouth of a kid of like 5 years, i nearly beat the man die that day

Zonefree:
Are there things to pick from a woman's vjay

yes na... i once had to pick a lost tampon in a babe's coochie. the babe didnt even know it was in there til i mentionned that there was something there. the stench that filled the room when i removed that thing sha. she ran out of my house in shame, drove her home never to be seen again.

MrBrownJay1:


yes na... i once had to pick a lost tampon in a babe's coochie. the babe didnt even know it was in there til i mentionned that there was something there. the stench that filled the room when i removed that thing sha. she ran out of my house in shame, drove her home never to be seen again.

Una don see things for Nigerian girls hand o

Zonefree:
Una don see things for Nigerian girls hand o

nah, actually that wasnt in Nigeria but in the UK... i posted this story about 13yrs ago on NL.

MRBrownJay:

IN THE BEDROOM!?
i once met a girl back when i was living in London, we talked and dated for a few days, and decided to move on to my house for some adult fun. we got home, the usual bullshit, dinner, movie etc and then on to the bedroom department. She was butt naked in my bed, legs wide open and i was f1ngering her and i could feel something inside her, she said: "come on stop joking!" I told her:" yeah i can feel something inside your VA JAY JAY, do you have a diaphragm or something?!". she said: "no!" anyway we start shagging and i could still feel something deep inside her. so i told her to spread her leg started fingering her again trying to see what was the thing i was feeling inside. i started aiming for that thing i was touching. it felt like something solid but it wasnt flesh. after about 5 LONG minutes i got hold of it and got it out, IT WAS A tampon THAT SHE HAD FORGOTTEN INSIDE. the craziest part was that she didnt remember forgetting a tampon inside her, meaning that it could have been inside her for ages which can lead to cancer or worse.
Actually the minute i took the tampon out she was so ashamed that she ran to the bathroom screaming. now the worst part of that story was the SMELL!!! i have never smelled such a NASTY FUNKY smell in my LIFE!!! it was so horrible. my whole house was contaminated, i opened the window and put the tampon in a dustbin bag and went and threw it in the garbage bin outside, by the time i came back inside, the girl was dressed up, ready to go home. she couldnt look at me and the whole drive back to her place was SILENT!!!!!!!
the next time i heard from her was when she came out of the doctor saying that she was "ok", we never ever met after that faithful night but once in a while i can remember that FOUL smell!!!!!!!!
so the lesson of the day is LADIES, always check for them tampons and never sleep with one, always use pads at night!!!!

Zonefree:

Una don see things for Nigerian girls hand o

Or Nigerian gals don see things for una hand o! 🤦🏿‍♂️

Most messed up things that ever seen with my naked eyes is NIGERIA

Samsunny99:
Most messed up things that ever seen with my naked eyes is NIGERIA

Lol. Nigeria will be great again. Another thing:

I once saw a guy peeing, then a frog ran past between his two legs, the next thing a snake followed immediately chasing after the frog. Damn

Seeing a naked mad man walking in the mist of primary school children

A relative bed sore.... she had cancer and was bedridden.the suffering was too much for her,

I don't know if this qualifies as messed up but in 2014, i was on an errand on another street when i met an old schoolmate and while we were discussing, we notice a strong foul smell in a nearby house and decided to check it out and it turn out that someone had committed suicide there and was hanging from the ceiling. From the look of thing he has been dead for 2 or 3 days.
Till date i still see the body hanging sometime when I'm having a bad day.

I've seen a lotta shit

But seeing two mature ladies going at each other with all seriousness, intensity and vigor...in bed?

Mehnnn
In as much as that shit is a fetish
that shit is just whack

Zonefree:

Una don see things for Nigerian girls hand o

ahswear

18 years exumed casket due to supreme court judgment.family A won family B in supreme court.family B had to exume and reburied there relative in another land.

One time around 2017, I saw a very disgusting skin Disease on facebook pages. I deactivated my Facebook account straight away.

Nkan mbe

talk2hb1:
Nkan mbe

Seriously...😱

Sniper101:
I've seen a lotta shit

But seeing two mature ladies going at each other with all seriousness, intensity and vigor...in bed?

Mehnnn
In as much as that shit is a fetish
that shit is just whack

Please tell us more about this....😁

NoFucksToGive:


This trash post has to be the most messed up thing I have seen in my life bro

Boredom is a bítch , honestly!! What rubbish is this ?

Who asked you sir?
Drop smtin or continue to waka and go give ur forks smwia else....😳🙄

paroleski:

I've seen a lot but recently I went to a local Hospital to see one guy who was posted to do some work by an NGO. When I reached there, I saw a man whith a messed up leg been treated. Let me give you a backup story of the Man, He had an accident and got his left leg broken but didn't go to professionals for treatement, he just went to those local house doctors and they did what they did. After 2 weeks, this man decided it was time to visit the hospital for treatment as his leg wasn't getting better. What I saw there was The alleged doctor pour some certain amount of substance which I am certain was salt through a hole in the man's leg and used his hand to remove large chunks Rotten meat from the leg!!!! Arrrhhhgggg!!! The whole leg has rot from the inside and the alleged doctor was just removing rotten meat from the Leg. Almost 60% of the leg is gone and you can see the bone. I dont know how the man was calm throughout the process and wasn't even shouting. The rotten meat was just kept beside them like it's a normal thing. I have seen gore, Accident, decapitation, and burning in real life but that really was messed-up!

1 Nairaland
2 Accident
I saw it coming and quicker jumped out with so many scratches
The owner of the car we hit came out and started saying no be my fault ooo
I looked down the Okada man no Dey move
I got filled with rage and was shouting at everybody trying to give blame
Person Dey die for ground Nigerians dey apportion blame
Really crazy scene
Long story short
The okada man became paralyzed
Which I think is as a result of the time wasting and all the hospitals around Dey ask for card money first before treatment


I refused to be treated by the hospital
Took the 10k I go pharmacy make them clean the wound for 3k buy white soup for drogba 2k
Thanked my chi and went to sleep soundly

two nigerian men holding hands and walking

I almost had an accident as a 17 years old, driving my dads car, Youthful exorbitance, was over speeding, I almost crashed and hit a bike at a Crossroad (4junction) at about 140km/h in a crowded street. I parked and sat their for 5 minutes thinking about what I just escaped. That memory sticks to my brain till date. It was the last time I oversped

paroleski:
Good day fam. I've seen a couple of fu.cked up things in the years I've spent on this earth.

A few of them goes like this:

1. I once witnessed a lady who was a neighbour brushing her teeth. Then someone asked her something, this lady swallowed everything in her mouth just to answer the person With all the foam in her mouth and all. I almost threw up just seeing that.

2. Another one was I once stumbled (by accident) on a elderly relative of mine, observing or picking up stuff from his wife's veejay. I don't know what he was looking for there anyway. But for an old man?? I don't know what to say.

I just disappeared immediately (that was when I realised that superpower is indeed possible)

Everyone of us must have seen that thing that has always stuck to your memory. Messed up or not. Let me open the floor for others to contribute

[quote author=IIdamuAdugbo post=122918149]I almost had an accident as a 17 years old, driving my dads car, Youthful exorbitance, was over speeding, I almost crashed and hit a bike at a Crossroad (4junction) at about 140km/h in a crowded street. I parked and sat their for 5 minutes thinking about what I just escaped. That memory sticks to my brain till date. It