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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by BucketMan: 6:01pm On May 09, 2023
AGManuel:
nawao o so soon?πŸ˜„

WHICH TIME PERSON GO COMEπŸ€”



ABEG DOCTORS IN THE HOUSE HOW LONG E GO TAKE IGBO/MARIJUANA TO COMOT FROM PERSON BLOOD πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
1month or longer depending on the frequency of the drug use... do you use it daily or thrice a week and how much of it do you use, all these factors will determine how long it will take for the drug to become undetectable in your body.

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Valme1010: 6:06pm On May 09, 2023
AGManuel:
nawao o so soon?πŸ˜„

WHICH TIME PERSON GO COMEπŸ€”



ABEG DOCTORS IN THE HOUSE HOW LONG E GO TAKE IGBO/MARIJUANA TO COMOT FROM PERSON BLOOD πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
it is urine test ,you think the Ndlea do not know what they are doing ?from your last take of cannabis,even if it is only one drag,it takes minimum of 30 days for THC to leave your urine and it depends if you are a light or chronic smoker,so I guess the immediate drug test will expose alot of persons and if you do all those water stuff your test will show invalid and they will know too.

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by TSoul(m): 6:07pm On May 09, 2023
arowz56:
That's how you go jump go enter transformer... Your stupidity is confident and amusing.. Read well before you talk...



It's obvious you are the stupid one here....I no knw why you carry my matter put for head, and ur ancestors don dey jump enter wetin no concern them for long na why you jump enter this one too....fool

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Sparkxz10(m): 6:08pm On May 09, 2023
BucketMan:
1month or longer depending on the frequency of the drug use... do you use it daily or thrice a week and how much of it do you use, all these factors will determine how long it will take for the drug to become undetectable in your body.

What of other medicine like dexamethasone! Can one fail drug test, if he or she takes that for some Couple of time

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Jennyklass(f): 6:09pm On May 09, 2023
BucketMan:
1month or longer depending on the frequency of the drug use... do you use it daily or thrice a week and how much of it do you use, all these factors will determine how long it will take for the drug to become undetectable in your body.
What about someone that smokes let's say 3times a month and the last time was like a month agoπŸ˜’πŸ™„

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by sexiestharam(f): 6:14pm On May 09, 2023
All these una questions dey make me laugh. Una wan work for NDLEA and you dey use drugs? Lol. Na wa. Wetin una wan find for there?

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by ashewoboy(m): 6:19pm On May 09, 2023
Riola1435:

Happened to me yesterday. Took the exam again and made sure I saw exam taken


When you login again, you will get exam taken?

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Kolabajo: 6:22pm On May 09, 2023
But drinking of alcohol no affect abi

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by phatdough(m): 6:23pm On May 09, 2023
sexiestharam:
All these una questions dey make me laugh. Una wan work for NDLEA and you dey use drugs? Lol. Na wa. Wetin una wan find for there?

Na money we the find.. The drugs too cost these days

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Ogunleti01: 6:23pm On May 09, 2023
ALFADOS:
very simple questions, related to NDLEA and little current affairs
So simple indeed how i wish we could explain the rational behind this simplicity! But until then i urge you to add prayer join oo

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Valme1010: 6:25pm On May 09, 2023
Jennyklass:

What about someone that smokes let's say 3times a month and the last time was like a month agoπŸ˜’πŸ™„
as long as the last time you took your last drag was about a month ago,you should be fine for urine test.

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Auwalboy(m): 6:26pm On May 09, 2023
Please I need Answer for these

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Valme1010: 6:26pm On May 09, 2023
Kolabajo:
But drinking of alcohol no affect abi
well we cannot say but alcohol takes 24 to 48 hrs to leave your system

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by sexiestharam(f): 6:27pm On May 09, 2023
phatdough:


Na money we the find.. The drugs too cost these days

LOL. Are you for real?

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by AGManuel: 6:28pm On May 09, 2023
CzarBillion:
LMFAO Depends on how long you have been blazing them herbs. Long term user 1 month light users 3 days. but THC in hair can last months but its a very expensive test to run. There is a faster way to get it out of your system sha. 3 days fast without food but drink water at will during this period(only for healthy peeps oh)

Lol Ok Boss😎

God deπŸ˜„

My mama tell me say Igbo go ruin me but I no believe 🀣🀣

She was right.πŸ€”

But if NDLEA get sense na people like us them surpose carry o, I can sight and identify a drug abuser or dealer from a 100 miles no go risk am.

And an OG in the game like me can detect hidden drugs in any part of your body or vehicle, plus no drug I no Sabi😁😁😁

I'll tell them all these at the interview πŸ§˜πŸ§˜πŸ§˜πŸ€ΈπŸ’―πŸ˜ŽπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by jessylaurel(f): 6:28pm On May 09, 2023
sexiestharam:
All these una questions dey make me laugh. Una wan work for NDLEA and you dey use drugs? Lol. Na wa. Wetin una wan find for there?

Free drugs that are confiscated. Don't mind them

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Ogunleti01: 6:29pm On May 09, 2023
[quote author=Jennyklass post=123033940]
What about someone that smokes let's say 3times a month and the last time was like a month agoΓ­Β Β½Γ­ΒΈΒ’Γ­Β Β½Γ­ΒΉΒ„[/quo canabis stays in ur system for over 60days

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Valme1010: 6:30pm On May 09, 2023
sexiestharam:
All these una questions dey make me laugh. Una wan work for NDLEA and you dey use drugs? Lol. Na wa. Wetin una wan find for there?
lol funny questions but it might just help someone ,because even someone that takes depressant can fail a drug test ,because people take it as a means to high ,while some are on it base on medication,so if you are on it base on medication ,you have to leave it,it might just make you loose a drug test

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Nobody: 6:35pm On May 09, 2023
Auwalboy:
Please I need Answer for these

i think the answer is C

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Omololax: 6:35pm On May 09, 2023
Omololax:
It’s not going from here again, anyone facing this issue also
It’s still not going, what exactly is going on πŸ₯²πŸ₯²

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by jessylaurel(f): 6:41pm On May 09, 2023
Valme1010:
lol funny questions but it might just help someone ,because even someone that takes depressant can fail a drug test ,because people take it as a means to high ,while some are on it base on medication,so if you are on it base on medication ,you have to leave it,it might just make you loose a drug test

I feel if you're taking depressants for medical reasons you should have a medical report and come with it for the test incase.

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by ashewoboy(m): 6:47pm On May 09, 2023
Make una answer person question and leave unserious things. When you login to take the exam again, will you get exam taken?

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Haben1: 6:48pm On May 09, 2023
Auwalboy:
Please I need Answer for these

Me self dey wait for answer oOOoOOoo... Tomorrow don reach like this oOoOOOOoo.... Make we dey expect gbas - gbos tomorrow...
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Kenth3433(m): 6:53pm On May 09, 2023
as a staff im sure they'll be carrying out periodic test
AGManuel:


Lol Ok Boss😎

God deπŸ˜„

My mama tell me say Igbo go ruin me but I no believe 🀣🀣

She was right.πŸ€”

But if NDLEA get sense na people like us them surpose carry o, I can sight and identify a drug abuser or dealer from a 100 miles no go risk am.

And an OG in the game like me can detect hidden drugs in any part of your body or vehicle, plus no drug I no Sabi😁😁😁

I'll tell them all these at the interview πŸ§˜πŸ§˜πŸ§˜πŸ€ΈπŸ’―πŸ˜ŽπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by StepTwo: 6:56pm On May 09, 2023
Sendaros2000:


i think the answer is C
shouldnt that be D rather?

More like meeting your target for the day.

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Valme1010: 6:59pm On May 09, 2023
jessylaurel:


I feel if you're taking depressants for medical reasons you should have a medical report and come with it for the test incase.
that's what you feel,first of all for the fact that you are taking depressant for medical reason makes you not fit for the job,it doesn't matter if it because you lost someone,or you have emotional issues you are going through,medical report or not,you are on your own .

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by justlove91(m): 7:02pm On May 09, 2023
Sendaros2000:


i think the answer is C
I don't think it's realistic to always expect your superior to commend your daily task.
I think the answer is D

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Oluwacookey: 7:04pm On May 09, 2023
please we that didn't receive email, i mean for specialist/professionals can we still login and take the assessment... please also drop the link for me thanks

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by acumen90(m): 7:06pm On May 09, 2023
Those of you that wrote in the afternoon or this evening, did those maths questions change?
Please, help us with the maths questions if they are different.

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by DrLivzy(m): 7:15pm On May 09, 2023
Omo this thing is getting serious o. The site is not working at all. Abi de rest of us no go write again?
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Harkinholar18: 7:15pm On May 09, 2023
asin ehn
DrLivzy:
Omo this thing is getting serious o. The site is not working at all. Abi de rest of us no go write again?
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Senioreddy: 7:20pm On May 09, 2023
I just wrote for my wife now and the site did change again after submitting. It just showed success and went back to error page

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