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How I Missed Today's Church Service. by saintbillion(m): 5:45pm On Jun 04, 2023 |
Travelled to another state recently, so today I decided to go to church. I woke up quite early, tooth my bath, dressed decently, and wore my perfume. Since as I'm new in this area I decided to take a walk, reading at signpost cause I was actually looking for my church. After some minutes of covering quite a far distance without achieving my aim, I decided to worship in any church apart from my own since na thesame God we all dey worship. Boom, I saw a fine lady well dressed, I could decipher she was going to church from her attire. So I decided to follow her closely without any intentions of wooing her, she finally get into a building which was actually a church. I then look at the church name from the sign board. Then head straight to the door of the church, as I was about entering I saw a notice which contains warning of indecent dressings. Of course I don't dress indecent said my mind, so I decide to take a close look at it again, saw pictures of guy in rugged jeans, ladies in mini skirts all mark X. Then another image caught my attention, it was a picture of a guy on dregs also Mark X. I touch my hair cause I do carry dregs and also barb my galaxy hair style. Na so I stylishly leave the premises to avoid further insult from the authorities while inside the church. I kuku ma run home. |
Re: How I Missed Today's Church Service. by Cerebellum: 5:50pm On Jun 04, 2023 |
Why are you contradicting yourself comrade? |
Re: How I Missed Today's Church Service. by Obalacam(m): 5:51pm On Jun 04, 2023 |
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Re: How I Missed Today's Church Service. by Westerhoffe(m): 5:55pm On Jun 04, 2023 |
Saintbillion! My main dude there at UG. Hope it's same person though? |
Re: How I Missed Today's Church Service. by saintbillion(m): 6:08pm On Jun 04, 2023 |
Westerhoffe:Yeah bro. Longest time. All of una just run away from UG foorum. |
Re: How I Missed Today's Church Service. by saintbillion(m): 6:10pm On Jun 04, 2023 |
Cerebellum:How bro? I remember a pastor was preaching walk towards me and told me the Holy spirit told him to tell me that I should barb my hair. |
Re: How I Missed Today's Church Service. by Westerhoffe(m): 6:11pm On Jun 04, 2023 |
saintbillion: Sure bro! Nice to hear from you again man!! I didn't run away though… the loading delay is just too annoying. And they're not doing anything about it. |
Re: How I Missed Today's Church Service. by saintbillion(m): 6:19pm On Jun 04, 2023 |
Westerhoffe:Lol. Na thesame issue we all dey face there ooo. But I still dey sha. Trying to move it forward |
Re: How I Missed Today's Church Service. by Westerhoffe(m): 6:22pm On Jun 04, 2023 |
saintbillion: OK bro… Let me go check it there. |
Re: How I Missed Today's Church Service. by saintbillion(m): 6:29pm On Jun 04, 2023 |
Westerhoffe:Alright Boss |
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