How do parents who share the same room with their young toddlers manage to make love without being noticed?

Asking for a family friend.

tell "your friend" to wait for baby to go to sleep, carry the baby in his cot or place it on the floor and then have sex on the bed QUIETLY to not wake the lil one... or better yet, leave the baby on the bed and smash on the floor,

I know you are the family friend here.

Toilet or kitchen no dey?

MrBrownJay1:
tell "your friend" to wait for baby to go to sleep, carry the baby in his cot or place it on the floor and then have sex on the bed QUIETLY to not wake the lil one... or better yet, leave the baby on the bed and smash on the floor,

And if the baby wakes up? The child is a toddler who can move around with ease and even turn on the light.

Leaving the child alone in the room is also somehow, for safety reasons.

Escapist:
And if the baby wakes up? The child is a toddler who can move around with ease and even turn on the light.

leaving a child by itself during sex is exactly the same as leaving a child by itself when you fall asleep at night...

Escapist:
How do parents who share the same room with their young toddlers manage to make love without being noticed?

Asking for a family friend.

It's called 1:30 for a reason. Wait till baby falls asleep then knack.

Wnat kind of question is this?

You've not figured and worked out how to have your privacy, you're still talking about having sex so you can produce another child in that same small space. This time around, you won't even have time round the clock.

People should learn to plan before jumping into marriage and not after rushing in and getting stuck in a tight corner to avoid all this kind of stories that touch. This is how children learn bad things and spoil from an early age.

Let them forget about having fun for now and work on getting a bigger space with separate rooms for their children.

You dey live for one room?

EriMma1:
Wnat kind of question is this?

You've not figured and worked out how to have your privacy, you're still talking about having sex so you can produce another child in that same small space. This time around, you won't even have time round the clock.

People should learn to plan before jumping into marriage and not after rushing in and getting stuck in a tight corner to avoid all this kind of stories that touch. This is how children learn bad things and spoil from an early age.

Let them forget about having fun for now and work on getting a bigger space with separate rooms for their children.

Calm down.
The number of rooms available is not their problem, leaving the child alone in a room is.

Exmilitant:
You dey live for one room?

It's a family friend... but, no. There are other rooms but the 3 of then sleep in one room as the child is still small.

EriMma1:
Wnat kind of question is this?
You've not figured and worked out how to have your privacy, you're still talking about having sex so you can produce another child in that same small space. This time around, you won't even have time round the clock.

People should learn to plan before jumping into marriage and not after rushing in and getting stuck in a tight corner to avoid all this kind of stories that touch. This is how children learn bad things and spoil from an early age.

Let them forget about having fun for now and work on getting a bigger space with separate rooms for their children.

so poor parents with small children (living in small places) shouldnt have "fun" any longer? let them use whatever contraceptive method they desire while enjoying themselves in the bedroom.

Escapist:


It's a family friend... but, no. There are other rooms but the 3 of then sleep in one room as the child is still small.

In movies kids sleeps in a cot in a separate room.
Shouldn't it be so in real life?

Escapist:
How do parents who share the same room with their young toddlers manage to make love without being noticed?

Asking for a family friend.

how many toddlers do they have in one room?

Exmilitant:
In movies kids sleeps in a cot in a separate room.
Shouldn't it be so in real life?

Not everyone live their realities according to movies.

Get a big house with enough rooms for everyone..😏😏😏

EriMma1:
Wnat kind of question is this?

You've not figured and worked out how to have your privacy, you're still talking about having sex so you can produce another child in that same small space. This time around, you won't even have time round the clock.

People should learn to plan before jumping into marriage and not after rushing in and getting stuck in a tight corner to avoid all this kind of stories that touch. This is how children learn bad things and spoil from an early age.

Let them forget about having fun for now and work on getting a bigger space with separate rooms for their children.

so sex is solely for child bearing abi

Akuko which friend? 😏 😏 😏
You’re the one be sincere.
Meanwhile Fling the baby in the next available room and make una have nice time.
But I'm having the feelings is only one room divided with cotton to form bedroom and sitting room🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

When the baby fall asleep move the baby to another room, when you're done you can move the baby back.

How old is the baby, do it like that he won't understand anything

Use blanket to cover the act

You guys can move to another room to do the do after the toddler is asleep.

Why do you share the same room though?

I love nairalanders sha.
You go see opinion wey go wan make you give person blow.


Na we be your best plug for everything sexual enhancement tho

Wear the baby a headset and blast some lofi or lullabies

Escapist:


Not everyone live their realities according to movies.

A child that can turn on the light should be able to sleep alone in a room. Unless something is wrong with the other rooms. Besides you don't seem to find any suggestion useful. Is this a fun thread? I am guessing it is.

Not guaranteed 😂

You and your wife should enter Sweden for your sex competition only when your child is sleeping in Nigeria
No matter how far you two have gone while the child is sleeping, make sure you come back immediately he or she wakes up.

Put them to sleep

I know someone who made a second child beacause his daughter woke up and started to stare at him and his wife at around the time he was going to execute coitus interuptus.

I think he was dumb. The daughter was not even 2. so what if she sees you spilling your seed? She'd never remember

Ahswearrrrrr that kind thing

Especially the ones who live in a single room self-contained. They'd think those kids are naive, fast asleep and doesn't know what's going on without knowing they Leaving the kids with some unforgettable memories

By the way, person wey get this kind problem, privacy for intimacy no suppose be your problem now at all, instead, your main priority suppose be how to triple your hustle to pack out of that tiny space

Escapist:
How do parents who share the same room with their young toddlers manage to make love without being noticed?

Asking for a family friend.

Always asking for a family friend