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Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 6:12am On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:
I wonder if Jesus and the devil noticed the narrator spying on them and frantically jotting in his notebook or “notescroll”:

Then Jesus was led up by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the devil. 2 And when He had fasted forty days and forty nights, afterward He was hungry. 3 Now when the tempter came to Him, he said, “If You are the Son of God, command that these stones become bread.”

4 But He answered and said, “It is written, ‘Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God.’ ”

5 Then the devil took Him up into the holy city, set Him on the pinnacle of the temple, 6 and said to Him, “If You are the Son of God, throw Yourself down. For it is written:

‘He shall give His angels charge over you,’
and,

‘In their hands they shall bear you up,
Lest you dash your foot against a stone.’ ”
7 Jesus said to him, “It is written again, ‘You shall not [a]tempt the Lord your God.’ ”

8 Again, the devil took Him up on an exceedingly high mountain, and showed Him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory. 9 And he said to Him, “All these things I will give You if You will fall down and worship me.”

10 Then Jesus said to him, [b]“Away with you, Satan! For it is written, ‘You shall worship the Lord your God, and Him only you shall serve.’ ”

11 Then the devil left Him, and behold, angels came and ministered to Him.

SMH. Ever heard of how biography and autobiography works? You don't have to be a total jerk just because you are a Psalms 14v1 Grade fool.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by orisa37: 7:28am On Jun 07, 2023
JESUS IS ADAM'S COME BACK KID. THE JEWS BETRAYED HIM IN ORDER TO GET HIM OUT OF CIRCULATION ON EARTH. JESUS WAS TOO MUCH FOR THE JEWS WHO COLLUDED WITH THE MUHAMMEDANS . THEY NEVER KNEW THAT HE COULD RESURRECT SO FAST. THE JEWS AND THE MUSLIMS ARE CRIMINALS. THEY CAN NOW BE PROSECUTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HEAVENS AND EARTH.

From ORUNTO27 ORISAORUNTOSPEAKS
NET YAHOO AND SAUDI KING SHOULD BE HANGED. AND ALSO AYA TOLA.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 11:48am On Jun 07, 2023
Image123:


Read through your posts when you're sober, help is on your way from God.

God was on his way then he got distracted by god who took him to a gathering of gods where god and god resolved their confiict. Then gods got drunk and cursed Canaan because he saw them naked.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 11:55am On Jun 07, 2023
Image123:


SMH. Ever heard of how biography and autobiography works? You don't have to be a total jerk just because you are a Psalms 14v1 Grade fool.

You obviously haven’t heard of how biography or autobiography works otherwise you wouldn’t call that an autobiography. The vile hebrew who wrote psalm 14v1 was jerk and who’s more corrupt than a greedy Hebrew or the Europeans that call themselves Jews. Maybe the morons like you who place them on a pedestal. Regardless, you can think whatever you want in your heart or liver if you want. His god should have at least told him that the heart doesn’t think.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 12:00pm On Jun 07, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Again ... I simply posted it so you would understand how you won't ever make sense to me since I don't understand what your actual beef is. undecided

Again….I simply replied how you are an obvious schizo based on your writings since you think I have an actual beef with you.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by SIRTee15: 12:24pm On Jun 07, 2023
FRANCISTOWN:

I think you have comprehension issues. I've been trying as much as possible not to insult you.

Please just avoid me, if you can't relate like someone who has at least a fish brain.
When did I tell you I believe in Mohammed, are you blind or you broke your reading glasses?

Why do you keep forcing yourself to display irresponsible acts on a public forum like this now?
Isn't this disgusting? A grown ass man.
Won't your kids be ashamed of you if they saw this post now?

Ha! How did "I like someone because he's courageous" turn to "He is my role model?"
I like Tupac Amaru Shakur, is it tantamount to "2Pac is my role model"? I'm not even into rap.

It's either you have comprehension issues or you simply don't understand English language.

@the emboldened, when did I ever mention it on this thread that I believe Mohammed?
I like Mohammed because he was a skilled fighter and politician, I like Buddha because he was extremely intelligent, I like Gandhi because he was good at leading people,I like Sir. Albert Einstein, Sir. Isaac Newton, Stephen Hawkings, I like Elon Musk because he is rich and intelligent. Now did that mean I believe in any of them or I want to be like them?

Seriously? Really? Indeed one needs a level of brain emptiness to be a theist, especially a christian. You guys are the dumbest in this life with your fake imaginary useless god

Paedophile lover, is Muhammed not your most influential man anymore, why are u now denying him.
abi no be you talk this one...I really don't wanna sound insultive because Mohammed is probably the most influential person to ever walk on this Earth.

I think its your kids that should ashamed of their Dad having a paedophile as a role model to follow.

read sentence in context, don't be mentally lazy...
You believe in Muhammed existence and I also believe the existence of a 14 feet oranmiyan giant. case closed.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 12:40pm On Jun 07, 2023
SIRTee15:


Paedophile lover, is Muhammed not your most influential man anymore, why are u now denying him.
abi no be you talk this one...I really don't wanna sound insultive because Mohammed is probably the most influential person to ever walk on this Earth.

I think its your kids that should ashamed of their Dad having a paedophile as a role model to follow.

read sentence in context, don't be mentally lazy...
You believe in Muhammed existence and I also believe the existence of a 14 feet oranmiyan giant. case closed.


You know Moses was Muhammed’s role model.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by SIRTee15: 12:45pm On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:


You know Moses was Muhammed’s role model.

pls If u not a muslim I dont want to discuss Muhammed with u.
To non muslims, my stand is Muhammed is a fictional character...unless u can provide non Islamic historical evidence of his existence.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by SIRTee15: 12:48pm On Jun 07, 2023
FRANCISTOWN:

I think you have comprehension issues. I've been trying as much as possible not to insult you.

Please just avoid me, if you can't relate like someone who has at least a fish brain.
When did I tell you I believe in Mohammed, are you blind or you broke your reading glasses?

Why do you keep forcing yourself to display irresponsible acts on a public forum like this now?
Isn't this disgusting? A grown ass man.
Won't your kids be ashamed of you if they saw this post now?

Ha! How did "I like someone because he's courageous" turn to "He is my role model?"
I like Tupac Amaru Shakur, is it tantamount to "2Pac is my role model"? I'm not even into rap.

It's either you have comprehension issues or you simply don't understand English language.

@the emboldened, when did I ever mention it on this thread that I believe Mohammed?
I like Mohammed because he was a skilled fighter and politician, I like Buddha because he was extremely intelligent, I like Gandhi because he was good at leading people,I like Sir. Albert Einstein, Sir. Isaac Newton, Stephen Hawkings, I like Elon Musk because he is rich and intelligent. Now did that mean I believe in any of them or I want to be like them?

Seriously? Really? Indeed one needs a level of brain emptiness to be a theist, especially a christian. You guys are the dumbest in this life with your fake imaginary useless god

https://www.nairaland.com/7718017/nigerian-student-arrested-uk-dating
Paedophile lover, If u dont repent of your evil ways....this is u in coming years.
He was propably like u...having Muhammed as his hero. see where it landed him.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 12:57pm On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:


God was on his way then he got distracted by god who took him to a gathering of gods where god and god resolved their confiict. Then gods got drunk and cursed Canaan because he saw them naked.

It's coming.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 1:01pm On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:


You obviously haven’t heard of how biography or autobiography works otherwise you wouldn’t call that an autobiography. The vile hebrew who wrote psalm 14v1 was jerk and who’s more corrupt than a greedy Hebrew or the Europeans that call themselves Jews. Maybe the morons like you who place them on a pedestal. Regardless, you can think whatever you want in your heart or liver if you want. His god should have at least told him that the heart doesn’t think.


Do you see that you are not sober enough to see that i didn't call it anything? cheesy
Psalms 14v1 grade is not reversible except via repentance. Throwing tantrums and spasms will not help much.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 1:31pm On Jun 07, 2023
Image123:


Do you see that you are not sober enough to see that i didn't call it anything? cheesy
Psalms 14v1 grade is not reversible except via repentance. Throwing tantrums and spasms will not help much.

you are not amongst your ilk so you shouldn’t try the usual disingenuous behavior and lies. He brings up biography and autobiography then claims that he didn’t. You mealy mouthed Bleep.
Psalms 14vwhatever is more nonsense that you fools quote as if the words of some ancient assholes are infallible. Talking about tantrums and spasms, your god is a perfect example.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 1:31pm On Jun 07, 2023
Image123:


It's coming.

It’s going.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 1:59pm On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:


you are not amongst your ilk so you shouldn’t try the usual disingenuous behavior and lies. He brings up biography and autobiography then claims that he didn’t. You mealy mouthed Bleep.
Psalms 14vwhatever is more nonsense that you fools quote as if the words of some ancient assholes are infallible. Talking about tantrums and spasms, your god is a perfect example.

i asked "Ever heard of how biography and autobiography works? ". You said that i called your allusion to a Bible passage an autobiography. Are you more sober now? Wash that face.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 2:13pm On Jun 07, 2023
Image123:


i asked "Ever heard of how biography and autobiography works? ". You said that i called your allusion to a Bible passage an autobiography. Are you more sober now? Wash that face.

Mealy mouth Bleep. Like I said earlier, you don’t get to present your usual shenanigans then pretend as if you didn’t. Are you sane now?
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 3:53pm On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:


Mealy mouth Bleep. Like I said earlier, you don’t get to present your usual shenanigans then pretend as if you didn’t. Are you sane now?

Try to make sense, sentences make sense. Don't tell me that you are high already. Do you know the meaning of shenanigans or you just heard it online and you started using it? i did not trick you in any way, you can re-read. i asked "Ever heard of how biography and autobiography works? ". You said that i called your allusion to a Bible passage an autobiography. You were the one who said something, i did not. Don't play with knives, they are sharp.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 4:18pm On Jun 07, 2023
Image123:


Try to make sense, sentences make sense. Don't tell me that you are high already. Do you know the meaning of shenanigans or you just heard it online and you started using it? i did not trick you in any way, you can re-read. i asked "Ever heard of how biography and autobiography works? ". You said that i called your allusion to a Bible passage an autobiography. You were the one who said something, i did not. Don't play with knives, they are sharp.

The dullest knife in the drawer is talking about sharpness.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 6:37pm On Jun 07, 2023
KnownUnknown:


The dullest knife in the drawer is talking about sharpness.

SMH. i am not the knife in question here, what's the name of your school?
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 11:37am On Jun 08, 2023
Image123:


Try to make sense, sentences make sense. Don't tell me that you are high already. Do you know the meaning of shenanigans or you just heard it online and you started using it? i did not trick you in any way, you can re-read. i asked "Ever heard of how biography and autobiography works? ". You said that i called your allusion to a Bible passage an autobiography. You were the one who said something, i did not. Don't play with knives, they are sharp.

No, your shenanigans won’t work because you can’t get away with the dishonesty. You don’t get to reply to a post then deny your own response. You are not conversing with your fellow brain addled Christian here.

The only allusion was your”biography/autobiography” response.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 1:37pm On Jun 08, 2023
KnownUnknown:


No, your shenanigans won’t work because you can’t get away with the dishonesty. You don’t get to reply to a post then deny your own response. You are not conversing with your fellow brain addled Christian here.

The only allusion was your”biography/autobiography” response.


Lolz, you had to reply this same post twice? Did you lose your voice or thinking before or chatgpt just responded to help you?
i have not denied my post or response, you can explain where i did so. i asked you a question and then you made your own assertions.
This clown doesn't know the meaning of 'allusion', he thinks it is an insult.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 2:00pm On Jun 08, 2023
Image123:


Lolz, you had to reply this same post twice? Did you lose your voice or thinking before or chatgpt just responded to help you?
i have not denied my post or response, you can explain where i did so. i asked you a question and then you made your own assertions.
This clown doesn't know the meaning of 'allusion', he thinks it is an insult.

So what’s your reason for replying that particular post with the question about biography/autobiography?

How did you reach the conclusion that I think the meaning of allusion is an insult?!

Have you been going to ChatGPT for help?
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 2:27pm On Jun 08, 2023
KnownUnknown:


So what’s your reason for replying that particular post with the question about biography/autobiography?

How did you reach the conclusion that I think the meaning of allusion is an insult?!

Have you been going to ChatGPT for help?





Hallelujah, you've become sober at last. What a mighty God we serve. You wondered if Jesus and the devil noticed the narrator spying on them and frantically jotting in his notebook or “notescroll”:
Do people whose biographies are written wonder/notice narrators spying on them?

Your usage of "allusion" shows you didn't understand it when you read it.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by KnownUnknown: 3:28pm On Jun 08, 2023
Image123:


Hallelujah, you've become sober at last. What a mighty God we serve. You wondered if Jesus and the devil noticed the narrator spying on them and frantically jotting in his notebook or “notescroll”:
Do people whose biographies are written wonder/notice narrators spying on them?

Lmao. Forget about sobriety because you really must be insane.

Image123:

Your usage of "allusion" shows you didn't understand it when you read it.

Judging by your responses, you don’t know the meaning of allusion or shenanigans.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by Image123(m): 5:44pm On Jun 08, 2023
KnownUnknown:


Lmao. Forget about sobriety because you really must be insane.



Judging by your responses, you don’t know the meaning of allusion or shenanigans.

i see why you are unknown, you don't know.
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by FRANCISTOWN: 10:02am On Jun 10, 2023
SIRTee15:


https://www.nairaland.com/7718017/nigerian-student-arrested-uk-dating
Paedophile lover, If u dont repent of your evil ways....this is u in coming years.
He was propably like u...having Muhammed as his hero. see where it landed him.
Murderer, Slave Master, Adulterer and sexually indisciplined lover.
What ended them in the Bible sef?
Re: I Hope We Are Not Making Mistakes About Jesus Christ. Take A Look by FRANCISTOWN: 10:06am On Jun 10, 2023
SIRTee15:



abi no be you talk this one...I really don't wanna sound insultive because Mohammed is probably the most influential person to ever walk on this Earth.
Stop acting like an illiterate now.
I wasn't the one who conferred
the title of the most influential
man on Muhammad.

Please use the google and stop
this open display of ignominy.

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