Godfather898989:
I have difficulties keeping relationship with the opposite sex,for clarity I'm heterosexual male....I'm single, I need help brothers and sisters

Bros which one is herogosexual again......so are u gay sir...corrrrrrrect?.do u wannto goto prison?...why are u gay sir?((no oofencse))

Godfather898989:
I have difficulties keeping relationship with the opposite sex,for clarity I'm heterosexual male....I'm single, I need help brothers and sisters

Be successful, please be highly successful and don't give a damn about that gender


Thank me later

chukkystar:
Make money, na them go dey wan woo U

I don't know why you guys keep saying this but when you make money and they start wooing you, you'll still call them gold-diggers.

Godfather898989:
I have difficulties keeping relationship with the opposite sex,for clarity I'm heterosexual male....I'm single, I need help brothers and sisters

Buy an Iphone with 3 cameras..When you see the lady u want to woo, let her see u are using the 3 cameras, flunt it. She'll fall for you before u know it..you'll need to do a little talking, take her for dinner...she's now yours

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Wooing a woman is the easiest thing now on earth

Just be yourself

Start a conversation that somehow makes her wants to talk even if she is angry at that moment

Take for example say hey baby girl what is the name of this your hairstyle I want to recommend it for someone
She will probably tell you the name ...

If she says this is the name
Then tell her she look beautiful on it this will make her smile the more

Then continue by saying though I know some few hairstyle like Rihanna, Bob marley and braiding but this one on you I have no idea

She will smile again and start explaining joyfully

Then boom add every other thing to It and spice the conversation from there

Continue bro I dea learn

Get plenty money... they will woo you themselves

The fact that you are still using the term "woo" might be the root cause of your problems.

Your question is like a salt asking how to attract flies when the salt can transform into sugar.

I don't get the idea of wooing. Relationships for men may be logical (eg she is virtuous, she has a good heart, etc), but for women, it is emotional. Toasting is appealing to her logic while attracting is appealing to her emotion.

You don't woo, you attract. As you are searching for a wife, lots of ladies are searching for a husband. Understand what women want in a man (can be slightly different depending on the society), and be that man.

Here comes the twist. There may be some natural constraints that may prevent you from being an attractive man (e.g., if you aren't tall, not handsome, etc), but you may compensate for it with other qualities.

Universally, a timeless quality a man can have, that will attract the best of women is to have the ability to give her absolute security. So it would be your ability to provide financially, emotionally, and sexually. Yep, sexual security is a thing lol.

SO throw off that idea of toasting, it doesn't work. All you will do is entertain and make her marvel at your wordplay, but in the end, she will go with a man she is attracted to and who offers security.

So you should have been spending your previous years preparing for when you want to get married, to be able to exchange your quality as a desirable man for the kind of woman you want.

I mean, if toasting works, women won't be having one-night stands with men they met the same day, still chasing after men that clearly do not want them, or cheating after getting married.

I don't think I have ever toast in my life. It's too lame lol. I will just be the best I can be (more like sharpening my sword), then choose from the pool of women that already finds me attractive. Then it's a perfect match in heaven.

If you are doing it wrong, you will think there is something wrong with you, because it's like driving to Abuja and expecting to land in Cotonou. But if you do it rightly, it's a matter of months, and you will be so confused about which women to pick.

Just as your problem is how to woo/get a woman, some men's problem is that they are indecisive, due to so many options from home and away. They just decided to be single and settle with concubines lol.

Johnchrix:


Buy an Iphone with 3 cameras..When you see the lady u want to woo, let her see u are using the 3 cameras, flunt it. She'll fall for you before u know it..you'll need to do a little talking, take her for dinner...she's now yours

Imagine what better RAV4 will do!

In all thy getting, get MONEY...!

Nothing woos the opposite sex faster than the smell and availability of serious dough!

In this Tinubunomics, they will be the ones to woo and fight over your affection and attention!

Spaxon:
Just woo them

It's not like that! You won't understand cos you're a woman. You don't do the chase.

The chase comes with a whole lot of thoughts:
If I woo her, will she respond nicely or will she embarrass me openly? Will she just ignore me? Will she snub me? If she embarrasses me openly, how will I take it? It will bruise my ego. It will affect me that moment.

You've gat to take a calculated move. How do i get out of the scene immediately? Etc!

taylor89:
Are you in the closet?

Do you like men?

Because I see no reason why a straight guy can’t keep female friends

As I dey like this now Fvck dey hungry me per second

Even if I see Beyoncé now without bodyguards I go toast her with my legedize Benz

Stop projecting your narrow thinking onto others.
Start with there's gazillion things you don't understand.

Godfather898989:
I have difficulties keeping relationship with the opposite sex,for clarity I'm heterosexual male....I'm single, I need help brothers and sisters

For this Tinubu fuel price increase, you are looking for additional problems to add on top your already stressed life. May God deliver you.

Pure Truth

YungTemy:
"But MODERATOR... today suppose be Sunday"

No worries.

Sunday has decided to identy as Friday evening.

slawomir

:
Damnnn niggar

Wooing a woman is the easiest thing now on earth

Just be yourself

Start a conversation that somehow makes her wants to talk even if she is angry at that moment

Take for example say hey baby girl what is the name of this your hairstyle I want to recommend it for someone
She will probably tell you the name ...

If she says this is the name
Then tell her she look beautiful on it this will make her smile the more

Then continue by saying though I know some few hairstyle like Rihanna, Bob marley and braiding but this one on you I have no idea

She will smile again and start explaining joyfully

Then boom add every other thing to It and spice the conversation from there

Haaa!!!
The keyboard bomber!!
I salute you!

Barbiturate:


It's not like that! You won't understand cos you're a woman. You don't do the chase.

The chase comes with a whole lot of thoughts:
If I woo her, will she respond nicely or will she embarrass me openly? Will she just ignore me? Will she snub me? If she embarrasses me openly, how will I take it? It will bruise my ego. It will affect me that moment.

You've gat to take a calculated move. How do i get out of the scene immediately? Etc!

When was the last time you saw a woman embarrass a man publicly? In today's society?

Calm down my guy.

No woman's refusal is going to kill you. It's even a thing of pride to walk to a woman and say your mind and then have her refuse. You'll carry your shoulders high for having had the guts to make the effort, and move on to the next.

When I was unmarried, na the girl wey almost every guy dey fear to approach na im I dey go meet. Doesn't matter how huge, beautiful or rich you are. I'll walk up to your car, knock on the glass pane and request for your number cause I like you. The sheer confidence and my polished way of speaking always gave me positive results.

Woman I married even has a PhD while I'm just down with a Bsc. But all that one no concern me when I propose to am.

Godfather898989:
I have difficulties keeping relationship with the opposite sex,for clarity I'm heterosexual male....I'm single, I need help brothers and sisters

get money the will woo you instead

odenkirk:
get money the will woo you instead

Nah

Not true

You don't need money

You need confidence and be direct

Ladies are human beings too with breast and different private part compare to yours

They not aliens

Looking at a girl asif she's another creature is what makes some guys scared of talking to really pretty girls

Just imagine her as one very handsome guy
Won't you talk to him just because of his face?


I see ladies as human beings first

So walk up to her

Say whatever comes to your mind don't rehearse it. If she likes you the rubbish you said will be the sweetest.

The more you talk the more confident you get

If she says no. Remember she's just 1 out of 4Billion

But don't be rude same way you can't be rude to your fellow guy


Most people that can't talk to a lady is because they are scared

Not money

Everybody can't be rich

So many poor people have alot of ladies at hand

Just say wow wowooo they are yours.

Zedoo:


That’s not a reason to get married.

he wants to rush into something because other people are doing it I pity him

mbaise1000:

They are the classical example of necessary evil, but there are still very good and intelligent marriage materials out there, real women, just don't look with your physical eyes, I mean don't look at standing breasts because they will fall tomorrow, don't look at how beautiful she is because you will definitely see more beautiful ones tomorrow while she fades, look at that thing that doesn't fade, the heart, look at the things that God will look at look at the things you want her to look in you, because a good heart will take all things because a good heart doesn't look at what ordinary people look at, it takes all THINGS, when you are sure you found her, go to her and tell her exactly what you think and want, I will not tell you what to tell her because that will be like doing it by the book and if a page of a book is lost, you will be lost, go tell her what comes out of your heart at that time, and you will see how smooth and easy it will be, if what you are going is to chase women around and testing, you will get HIV, if your plan is to get the best woman around you to marry, you will be successful and happy forever..
If you marry the wrong wife, you are finished,
GOOD LUCK

I love this Sir

Flamemignon1:

This is the dumbest analogy ever,do you even know any gay person at all because from that comment, it's obvious you don't. Gay men literally have more female friends than the average straight men

That's exactly what I was thinking sef😂😂😂
They always walk and talk with 10 times more women than any straight guy ever

How old are you? All these kids on nairaland giving relationship advice eh.

A relationship built on lies wil not stand it is fake love, and it has many consequences, when she discover and leave you , you will start shouting women are scums








quote author=mbaise1000 post=124008451]In the present day nigeria, the best way to woo the opposite sex especially women is first never say the truth to them, tell them that tinubu is your mother's junior brother, that bill gate is your uncle, that you are traveling to the us to collect your inheritance, that mm airport in Lagos belongs to you, that Atlantic ocean belongs to you, sharp sharp, you have your way, many of them will actually believe you[/quote]

mbaise1000:
In the present day nigeria, the best way to woo the opposite sex especially women is first never say the truth to them, tell them that tinubu is your mother's junior brother, that bill gate is your uncle, that you are traveling to the us to collect your inheritance, that mm airport in Lagos belongs to you, that Atlantic ocean belongs to you, sharp sharp, you have your way, many of them will actually believe you

U can't do that without splashing cash

GetSenseNow:

I don't know why you guys keep saying this but when you make money and they start wooing you, you'll still call them gold-diggers.

if You have sense then U can select amongst those who come around You. It's not like if He can get women they won't still cheat on him, it's all a risk. It's far better to be financially stable B4 thinking about Females. Unless as a man You don't know what You are on Earth for, Women shouldn't be Ur priority until U are grown enough Financially and Mentally

Forget about them if u are a man, just make money and they will run after u.

Do that and thank me later

WhaddaFK you mean?!
Ain't no big deal about that... everybody's serious now,just get life going,the world is gonna give to ya and all you need gonna come to you: friends and that special woman...just trot on and grab.

CartelKenneth:



That's exactly what I was thinking sef😂😂😂
They always walk and talk with 10 times more women than any straight guy ever

Gay guys are like chic magnets,go to the states and see straight men going to gay bars to find women now because that's where many women go as they don't feel safe in straight bars

Very simple just have MONEY.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Wooing a woman is the easiest thing now on earth

Just be yourself

Start a conversation that somehow makes her wants to talk even if she is angry at that moment

Take for example say hey baby girl what is the name of this your hairstyle I want to recommend it for someone
She will probably tell you the name ...

If she says this is the name
Then tell her she look beautiful on it this will make her smile the more

Then continue by saying though I know some few hairstyle like Rihanna, Bob marley and braiding but this one on you I have no idea

She will smile again and start explaining joyfully

Then boom add every other thing to It and spice the conversation from there

The minister of women affair

If you can't woo a girl at this age, then you have not reach the age of marriage, forget about your guys that are married