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Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by turmacs(f): 7:57am On Jul 07, 2023
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Edipet(m): 8:05am On Jul 07, 2023
You did not include evening newspaper

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Anny69(f): 8:09am On Jul 07, 2023
turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion

Absolute rubbish.

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by faebenezer5star: 8:37am On Jul 07, 2023
Anny69:
Absolute rubbish.
go and marry 😏

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by turmacs(f): 8:37am On Jul 07, 2023
Anny69:
Absolute rubbish.
Better go and marry

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Postinor: 8:39am On Jul 07, 2023
Am sure this post was made by an evening newspaper who has been rejected by all the men around her

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Bennysam: 8:40am On Jul 07, 2023
You should start by telling us where you belong

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Anny69(f): 8:55am On Jul 07, 2023
faebenezer5star:
go and marry 😏

turmacs:
Better go and marry
You guys probably think I'm a man or in my 40s. Stop putting unnecessary pressure on people! Marriage isn't easy and it's not for everyone.

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Sonnobax15(m): 11:25am On Jul 07, 2023
grin
Brigadier general

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Candidlady: 11:27am On Jul 07, 2023
sad
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Wizywiz(m): 11:30am On Jul 07, 2023
embarassed
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by talk2hb1(m): 11:52am On Jul 07, 2023
turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion
nlfpmod Mynd44
38 undecided

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by N3TRAL: 12:28pm On Jul 07, 2023
Under-25 men in Nigeria are not Bachelors. Take them off that list.

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by chris20000: 3:47pm On Jul 07, 2023
OSIHMEN Onazi And Friends having fun yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHolAFdGodM

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by sweetkev(m): 3:47pm On Jul 07, 2023
Permanent chief general. grin

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Emmacolinho(m): 3:47pm On Jul 07, 2023
And this nonsense made fp angry

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by gentposh: 3:48pm On Jul 07, 2023
My rank is not here ooh

We don reach Field marshall

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Johnchrix(m): 3:48pm On Jul 07, 2023
grin

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by iCauseTrouble: 3:48pm On Jul 07, 2023
Which rank is your elder brother?

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by etrange: 3:48pm On Jul 07, 2023
Lol... see how they're wriggling like an earthworm sprinkled with salt. The post ain't even insulting and y'all are reacting this way. Yet you say all sorts of things about women especially the single ones.

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Realestatevixen: 3:48pm On Jul 07, 2023
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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Risingblue008(m): 3:49pm On Jul 07, 2023
Ydyd
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Sososo(f): 3:49pm On Jul 07, 2023
[quote author=Edipet post=124265508]You did not include evening newspapers

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought its only females.
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Akwamkpuruamu: 3:49pm On Jul 07, 2023
God delivered me from this rank, four years ago, else na commander in chief Bachelor I for be.


In naija 21-26 shouldn't be seen as a Bachelor

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by sofeo(m): 3:49pm On Jul 07, 2023
Alright.
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Burgerlomo: 3:49pm On Jul 07, 2023
Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Holybaddo: 3:50pm On Jul 07, 2023
Okay find me a good girl
19-23

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by virginboy1(m): 3:50pm On Jul 07, 2023
Jonathan Regime I was hoping I will marry in the Lieutenant Bachelor stage...Then came Buhari regime with increase in bag of rice and fuel...spent 8 years as Brigadier Bachelor and Bachelor General respectively. cry

Now Tinubu regime e too choke ooo , but I just hope it will favor me lipsrsealed So i don't end up Bachelor Marshall
or Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces grin

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Nobody: 3:50pm On Jul 07, 2023
E be like say redpill post dey pain this one

They do not rush in marriage, is better to be patient and marry Right, than to rush and marry Left (left over)

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by nedekid: 3:51pm On Jul 07, 2023
N3TRAL:
Under-25 men in Nigeria are not Bachelors. Take them off that list.
Why? Is it that those below that age are not old enough to marry or it is unusual in naija.
Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by trevorlinda: 3:51pm On Jul 07, 2023
Girls are busy formin feminist

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