Stats: 3,190,847 members, 7,942,127 topics. Date: Friday, 06 September 2024 at 09:00 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos (3236 Views)
One Ashawo Wey I Find Go Quarter Yesterday I Hear Say She Done Die / Nothing Wey Musa No Go See For Gate Ooo / Nigerian Man Walks Away On His Wedding Day, Shouting " I No Do Again" (Photos) (2) (3) (4)
Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by blazepascal(m): 6:59pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
While walking along the street today, this particular man that was Putting on a slightly dirty corporate which was drenched with Sweats Werey was shouting and advertising his Agbo products,"If you no dey Enjoy Sekxual Interkors again Papa and mama the Correct obonge helper dey here...Come collect Scatter Madam's Engine tonight" I smiled to myself, as I walked over to Oga EMA's shop to buy Bread which I will use to download my Hot Bean's at home... While I bought the bread I was still watching this man, as he was still advertising his Agbo products under the hot sun while he was sweating profusely "Oga and Madam no commot this market without buying this product, Because the next Time u fit see me I fit Aso Rock... Better come buy this my Ogbenge herbal Drink Wey go make your body and system strong kakaraka...and you go strong kankwe!!!" I kept on Laughing at this man from Oga EMA's shop "with the current Hardshíps of the country na who strong and don chop belefull dey get Strength to Knack" I paid for my bread and headed home Boom "I heard someone shout *2mins man stop there" No my ears might mistaken,no it can't be me...who will call me that when I never had any Intercourse with any girl in this street The voice came again “heyy 2 mins man na You I dey talk to!!! I looked back and behold it was the Agbo seller, and it was obvious everybody was now looking at me💔 He walked up to me,and was Shouting with his Mc...“Country péople make una look this man well u go notíce say na Infeketion Dey disturb him life, see how he lean Infuriated by his statement ,I gently asked this man "Why he was embarrassing me” He went on and shouted "Mr Man talk your problem make I solve am...Your Prick dey itch you?? U dey get painful urination?? Shebi u no dey last 2mins ?? The last statement was Soo paínful to me that I couldn't stand it any longer, I looked around and all I could find was one empty 501 bottle, I took it and tried Bréaking it on my head just like lagosians do when they wanna show how angered they are, the man run for his life when he saw me lift the bottle,I landed it on my head to smash it,but the thing no break rather na my head break,and bloód started oozing out. I covered it with my hand, and headed for home I was doubled with pain The Bottle I smashéd on my head by myself And the Agbo seller calling me a 2mins man And it was true all my Girlfriend's broke up with me Cox of my 2mins Interkors section 🙁 I reconciled with the Agbor seller the next week,and bought one of his herbal drink, I invited a girl over to my place after having the drink And guess what I cúmmed after 10sec🙁💔 chaii 13 Likes |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Namdeenero(m): 7:03pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
Ha ha ha 😒 |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Jesuschrist01: 7:03pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
Oya.. between me and Agbo..choose one |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Absuchat(m): 7:06pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
"Sanwo olu na here e dey buy am" Guess the place you hear this statement above and win free recharge card |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Manson1(m): 7:08pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
You're funny ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Muhammad234: 7:24pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
Haha 😆 2sec |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by anthonyuncle(m): 7:43pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
o boy |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by fyzaila: 9:41pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
Werey |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by henrizzle(m): 10:13pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
Good comedian ![]() |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by ogashman(m): 10:19pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
![]() |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Psady(m): 10:24pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
Why would try breaking a bottle on your head,that's risky ,more like u playing with death.Those drug vendors can be annoying at times ,all in the name of making fun . |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by KingDash09(m): 10:30pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
Nice joke bruh 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Draslo(m): 1:21am On Jul 12, 2023 |
![]() ![]() ![]() This was a good laugh 1 Like |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by udede(m): 6:13am On Jul 12, 2023 |
blazepascal: ![]() Na normal bottle of beer, i mean green bottle, dem dey take do that kain thing. Good luck next time ![]() |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by PrimeWatermark: 7:56am On Jul 12, 2023 |
Absuchat: Oshodi. Beside the BRT Terminal (Interchange). ![]() |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by AndroidAI(m): 9:20am On Jul 12, 2023 |
Hahaha. You are a comedian. For me though, as long as you didn't call my name, i ain't stopping for anyone. I wouldn't even look back, talk of standing to exchange words with an agbo seller. You have to wise up if you are in Lagos. The one that pains me are these corporate beggars. They will dress so nice, only to meet you begging for N100 that they lost their transport. Come back you will still see that same beggar. I heard the business is very lucrative, that many has built mansions in their village from begging in the streets of Lagos. Maybe I will join them soon ![]() |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Dgr8hassiE(m): 11:20am On Jul 12, 2023 |
Absuchat:OSHODI |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Absuchat(m): 11:58am On Jul 12, 2023 |
Dgr8hassiE:Congratulations! You've just gotten yourself a free visa to the land of Kuvuki ![]() |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Absuchat(m): 12:00pm On Jul 12, 2023 |
PrimeWatermark:Congratulations! You've won yourself a free visa to the land of Kuvuki... All expenses paid for. Just call pastor Somebody on zero eight zero12345678 for enquires ![]() |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Dgr8hassiE(m): 3:47pm On Jul 12, 2023 |
Absuchat:H Funny dude, where's my recharge card? |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Dgr8hassiE(m): 3:48pm On Jul 12, 2023 |
Absuchat:Funny dude, where's my recharge card? |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Aladdin1(m): 4:05pm On Jul 12, 2023 |
You made be laugh i swear! very funny and you forgot to tell us what happened after you took the herbs. |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by Streetmovement(m): 5:01pm On Jul 12, 2023 |
Wotoporiously ![]() So you lose in all ramifications 🤣🤣🤣 |
Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by PrimeWatermark: 2:59am On Jul 13, 2023 |
Absuchat: ![]() ![]() I just knew it had to be that place. |
(1) (Reply)
250,000 Naira Gifting For Widows / Sold N47m Worth Of Lands So You Could Study Abroad” – Nigerian Man Laments / Please Help Me, My Wife Is Frustrating
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 35 |