While walking along the street today, this particular man that was Putting on a slightly dirty corporate which was drenched with Sweats

Werey was shouting and advertising his Agbo products,"If you no dey Enjoy Sekxual Interkors again Papa and mama the Correct obonge helper dey here...Come collect Scatter Madam's Engine tonight"

I smiled to myself, as I walked over to Oga EMA's shop to buy Bread which I will use to download my Hot Bean's at home...

While I bought the bread I was still watching this man, as he was still advertising his Agbo products under the hot sun while he was sweating profusely

"Oga and Madam no commot this market without buying this product, Because the next Time u fit see me I fit Aso Rock... Better come buy this my Ogbenge herbal Drink Wey go make your body and system strong kakaraka...and you go strong kankwe!!!"

I kept on Laughing at this man from Oga EMA's shop "with the current Hardshíps of the country na who strong and don chop belefull dey get Strength to Knack"

I paid for my bread and headed home

Boom "I heard someone shout *2mins man stop there"
No my ears might mistaken,no it can't be me...who will call me that when I never had any Intercourse with any girl in this street

The voice came again “heyy 2 mins man na You I dey talk to!!!

I looked back and behold it was the Agbo seller, and it was obvious everybody was now looking at me💔

He walked up to me,and was Shouting with his Mc...“Country péople make una look this man well u go notíce say na Infeketion Dey disturb him life, see how he lean
Infuriated by his statement ,I gently asked this man "Why he was embarrassing me”

He went on and shouted "Mr Man talk your problem make I solve am...Your Prick dey itch you??
U dey get painful urination??
Shebi u no dey last 2mins ??

The last statement was Soo paínful to me that I couldn't stand it any longer, I looked around and all I could find was one empty 501 bottle, I took it and tried Bréaking it on my head just like lagosians do when they wanna show how angered they are, the man run for his life when he saw me lift the bottle,I landed it on my head to smash it,but the thing no break rather na my head break,and bloód started oozing out.

I covered it with my hand, and headed for home
I was doubled with pain
The Bottle I smashéd on my head by myself
And the Agbo seller calling me a 2mins man
And it was true all my Girlfriend's broke up with me Cox of my 2mins Interkors section 🙁
I reconciled with the Agbor seller the next week,and bought one of his herbal drink, I invited a girl over to my place after having the drink

And guess what
I cúmmed after 10sec🙁💔

chaii

Ha ha ha 😒

Oya.. between me and Agbo..choose one

"Sanwo olu na here e dey buy am"
Guess the place you hear this statement above and win free recharge card

You're funny

Haha 😆 2sec

o boy

Werey

Good comedian

u no well

Why would try breaking a bottle on your head,that's risky ,more like u playing with death.Those drug vendors can be annoying at times ,all in the name of making fun .

Nice joke bruh

This was a good laugh

blazepascal:


While walking along the street today, this particular man that was Putting on a slightly dirty corporate which was drenched with Sweats

Werey was shouting and advertising his Agbo products,"If you no dey Enjoy Sekxual Interkors again Papa and mama the Correct obonge helper dey here...Come collect Scatter Madam's Engine tonight"

I smiled to myself, as I walked over to Oga EMA's shop to buy Bread which I will use to download my Hot Bean's at home...

While I bought the bread I was still watching this man, as he was still advertising his Agbo products under the hot sun while he was sweating profusely

"Oga and Madam no commot this market without buying this product, Because the next Time u fit see me I fit Aso Rock... Better come buy this my Ogbenge herbal Drink Wey go make your body and system strong kakaraka...and you go strong kankwe!!!"

I kept on Laughing at this man from Oga EMA's shop "with the current Hardshíps of the country na who strong and don chop belefull dey get Strength to Knack"

I paid for my bread and headed home

Boom "I heard someone shout *2mins man stop there"
No my ears might mistaken,no it can't be me...who will call me that when I never had any Intercourse with any girl in this street

The voice came again “heyy 2 mins man na You I dey talk to!!!

I looked back and behold it was the Agbo seller, and it was obvious everybody was now looking at me💔

He walked up to me,and was Shouting with his Mc...“Country péople make una look this man well u go notíce say na Infeketion Dey disturb him life, see how he lean
Infuriated by his statement ,I gently asked this man "Why he was embarrassing me”

He went on and shouted "Mr Man talk your problem make I solve am...Your Prick dey itch you??
U dey get painful urination??
Shebi u no dey last 2mins ??

The last statement was Soo paínful to me that I couldn't stand it any longer, I looked around and all I could find was one empty 501 bottle, I took it and tried Bréaking it on my head just like lagosians do when they wanna show how angered they are, the man run for his life when he saw me lift the bottle,I landed it on my head to smash it,but the thing no break rather na my head break,and bloód started oozing out.

I covered it with my hand, and headed for home
I was doubled with pain
The Bottle I smashéd on my head by myself
And the Agbo seller calling me a 2mins man
And it was true all my Girlfriend's broke up with me Cox of my 2mins Interkors section 🙁
I reconciled with the Agbor seller the next week,and bought one of his herbal drink, I invited a girl over to my place after having the drink

And guess what
I cúmmed after 10sec🙁💔

chaii

thank your God that it wasn't a fanta or coke bottle that you tried to break on your head. Just thank God because you may still be at the emergency unit of a teaching hospital.

Na normal bottle of beer, i mean green bottle, dem dey take do that kain thing. Good luck next time

Absuchat:
"Sanwo olu na here e dey buy am"
Guess the place you hear this statement above and win free recharge card

Oshodi.
Beside the BRT Terminal (Interchange).

Hahaha. You are a comedian. For me though, as long as you didn't call my name, i ain't stopping for anyone. I wouldn't even look back, talk of standing to exchange words with an agbo seller. You have to wise up if you are in Lagos. The one that pains me are these corporate beggars. They will dress so nice, only to meet you begging for N100 that they lost their transport. Come back you will still see that same beggar. I heard the business is very lucrative, that many has built mansions in their village from begging in the streets of Lagos. Maybe I will join them soon

Absuchat:
"Sanwo olu na here e dey buy am"
Guess the place you hear this statement above and win free recharge card

OSHODI

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OSHODI

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Bedide the BRT Terminal (Interchange).

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Absuchat:

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Funny dude, where's my recharge card?

Absuchat:

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Funny dude, where's my recharge card?

You made be laugh i swear! very funny and you forgot to tell us what happened after you took the herbs.

Wotoporiously speaking

So you lose in all ramifications 🤣🤣🤣

Absuchat:

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I just knew it had to be that place.