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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Marlians1: 2:23pm On Jul 12, 2023
pope191:


I guess that’s almost everyone goals here. Like my boss glitchronix that need to raise money for his electronic business. He may drive for the next ten year to get the money, does mean driving is what he is passionate about.

This flow is honestly make me to laugh. Felicity is an acclaimed cars seller, just as cosmos maduka do sells too. That does put them on same level.
Pope you are under arrest. I will advice you keep quiet so that what you say here will not br used against you at the court of law.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davit: 2:42pm On Jul 12, 2023
VaselineCrew:
I just pepper sprayed one uselesss local government enforcer that wanted to arrest me illegally.

He claimed I stopped at Obalende under bridge roundabout, meanwhile I was just trying to find the entrance to NNPC

That’s how the idiot entered my car and held my gear and wouldn’t let go.

Omo I emptied the whole pepper spray into his eyes, until he had no choice but to leave my car.

Nigeria is just full of illegality men

Why claim I stopped when I’m moving slowly?

Why hold my gear instead of a ticket with a fine?

Very useless country

That's my guy!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 2:48pm On Jul 12, 2023
Pearl1910:


No doubt u can make alot of money in Nigeria but u need infomation and huge capital to start a good business.
On d flip side, if u carry 5m go abroad, and it click for u, in 5years time u fit buy or build house for Lekki without sweat.
That's something u wouldn't be able to achieve all things being equal if u remained in Nigeria with ur 5m.
The difference is value for labour, exchange rate, Inflation, standard of living, quality of life.

It's true Sha but do you know that abroad is 50-50 sef it's not guaranteed cos some people still dey there wey never achieve anything
Also in Nigeria it's 50-50 too Sha

Before before I dey feel say na competition cos e get one of my wey go abroad wey no fit spell him name Omo when I see what he achieved na him make me ginger to wan go abroad later on I now asked myself Omo forget all these things life na vanity Sha we no dey Carry any of that property go abroad
Na to just enjoy you life here

I nor know why I even wan kill myself say I wan go UK or canada

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 3:01pm On Jul 12, 2023
Marlians1:

Pope you are under arrest. I will advice you keep quiet so that what you say here will not br used against you at the court of law.

Wahala… nah trip I deh find oo

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davidpeace99: 3:30pm On Jul 12, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
I passed there 3 hours ago. It's factual.

🙏🏻 Thank you.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by maclatunji: 3:46pm On Jul 12, 2023
Zeal2rhyme:
Hello bosses,

I just got a tokunbo Camry 2014 3 months ago from US for personal use. Please, can I use my new car for this hustle?

Kindly note that I'm a 9 to 5 person. I intend using it for hustle in the evening after work and weekend.

What platform (Bolt/Uber/Indriver/Rida/others) is best for a part time driver like me)?
I intend driving within the Island alone as I stay in Lekki Phase 1.
Is it worth it?
Please, advise me appropriately. Thank you everyone

I can help you with Uber and Indriver. WhatsApp me on 08085404500. Relax and have an open mind to learn. Don't worry, I am not charging you money.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 3:48pm On Jul 12, 2023
davit:


That's my guy!

May God continue to protect us yo!

Amen!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Marlians1: 3:56pm On Jul 12, 2023
pope191:


Wahala… nah trip I deh find oo
Make yourself available in our dungeon or we declare you wanted.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 4:23pm On Jul 12, 2023
pope191:


You head is not correct nd your evil deeds will always hunt you. You think its all painting an imaginary bloated image on a faceless forum, but in reality you are wasting. Damn! I feel for your bro, hope you get to wake up one day to realize online and true life nah 2 different words. Have you been able to have a roof on your head? No jokes or trying to put you down. Just asking, maybe gofund fit do magic.

Hahahaha...

Oga landlord sorry sir I forgot I haven't paid my last month rent yet still celebrated Eleya (Salah) and even killed a ram...

Oga landlord no vex I go pay next month money no dey now...lol

But oga landlord, the suckaway don full ooh... And the roof d leak, abeg try fix these thing so I can pay my rent in full


Hahaha...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 4:26pm On Jul 12, 2023
Omoapena:
I need a driver with a valid license to drive indians from Maryland to agbara and back to Maryland tomorrow(9th of July).


Will pay 5k for the movement.

If you're interested, dm me...


God of mercy... 5k to drive from Ikeja to Agbara and back

Chai!!!

What an insult
Wickedness n the highest order.

Spit!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 4:38pm On Jul 12, 2023
pope191:


Took a ride to community road of ago palace rd last week Saturday. I was just nagging anyhow. Give rider a star to further reduce her rating to 3 point with only 5 rides. I’m sure before she reached ten rides, Indrive would have blocked her.

I may shift to Asaba pretty soon. Their own comes with union. Booked a ride on bolt 1k for 9 mins ride. All the drivers are just saying 2500. Tips on 5h, they won’t take it

From Lagos to Asaba... Oga landlord which levels naw!!! Lol

small small
Small small u dey reach village o...lol

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 4:39pm On Jul 12, 2023
pope191:
Sometimes it is suck how we try to mis points here. I guess the essence of this platform is to share experience. A lot of drivers out here ain’t sharing jacko again. Reason? Prolly trying to keep the smartest in the room. Even the smartest and sharp do have a bad trip/day. So why can’t one feel free to share vulnerable moments and views. Fear of being attack?

I can honestly relate with Bit on his point and it happens in every works of life and not just as uber. Take a look at social media and WhatsApp status. Almost everyone fake images to friends they put on their status. Hate this nd throw the I don’t care into the air. Every man longs to be loved and seen from the view of an important person. I am not ashamed to be called an Uber driver, but damn surely not proud of it. How about being the dude at the back of maybeach and giving thanks for how far we’ve come. A house on the island can go as far as 80 million I guess, paying school fees for 3 kids in a term can be around 2 million in a good school. Which day man won drive hit these dreams. Abi make I accept reality, this is my destiny and I can never be the one that will experience this good life?

Please let’s be factual to ourselves. It will take more than miracle for a conductor to marry a lawyer. Not saying it is not possible or trying to narrow the talks down to platonic relationships. Just giving tips on the essence of value. Bit words are clear enough. There are some table you will and won’t be able to say your major source of income. Square peg and round holes just don’t fit. Simple


Starting out I used to be ashamed in those days, but now? I smile, my confidence is above the ceiling. As I remember the day a man asked me to leave his compound. Smiles. His wife was using me on a back to back trips. Oga couldn’t understand the obsession. Crazy we are best of friends today. Eyes don see


Na person on my friends list still upload this one
This is someone that works in union bank a core bank staff not a contract staff

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Omoapena(m): 4:48pm On Jul 12, 2023
Felicity001:



God of mercy... 5k to drive from Ikeja to Agbara and back

Chai!!!

What an insult
Wickedness n the highest order.

Spit!

Have you ever manage a corporate entity in all your life, do you want what they call offer and acceptance?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 4:51pm On Jul 12, 2023
Glithronix:

You dey even dey stress yourself with this comment.
Who no know Baz for here before? grin
@Baz001 well done, sir. Na our Nigerian DSS we go send to come seize your phone for obodo Oyinbo.

Much respect, baba. grin

U dey type epistle yesterday, e dey sweet u,
how ur former GM call u for high table, how u bought drinks for ladies … d story dey sweet u for belle, dey do keyboard warrior grin u no know say people dey observe

You never see anything for dis thread ?
Stray bullet and subtle jabs go dey hit u on d low.

We gather dey here grin

Welz:

Gilthronix can testify to that grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 5:06pm On Jul 12, 2023
dav1002:


Na person on my friends list still upload this one
This is someone that works in union bank a core bank staff not a contract staff
And being an Uber driver would have saved him the humiliation?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 5:23pm On Jul 12, 2023
Gentlelife50:

And being an Uber driver would have saved him the humiliation?


grin grin grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Omoapena(m): 5:39pm On Jul 12, 2023
Felicity001:



God of mercy... 5k to drive from Ikeja to Agbara and back

Chai!!!

What an insult
Wickedness n the highest order.

Spit!

You go just open your mouth like tap water,

A day job for 5k
You're saying rubbish, how much do drivers delivers on rental service, maybe 35k
Divide it by 7
You pay car owners 5k a day and someone is offering to pay 5k for day job without any fuel expenses or using his car and you dey reason with your anus.


People doing salary work of 80k for 6days in a week, divide it by how many days they will work in a month, is it up to 5k daily work?


Nonsense
The person they used on that Sunday didn't even goto agbara, he went to marina n came back

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Marlians1: 6:08pm On Jul 12, 2023
pope191:
Sometimes it is suck how we try to mis points here. I guess the essence of this platform is to share experience. A lot of drivers out here ain’t sharing jacko again. Reason? Prolly trying to keep the smartest in the room. Even the smartest and sharp do have a bad trip/day. So why can’t one feel free to share vulnerable moments and views. Fear of being attack?

I can honestly relate with Bit on his point and it happens in every works of life and not just as uber. Take a look at social media and WhatsApp status. Almost everyone fake images to friends they put on their status. Hate this nd throw the I don’t care into the air. Every man longs to be loved and seen from the view of an important person. I am not ashamed to be called an Uber driver, but damn surely not proud of it. How about being the dude at the back of maybeach and giving thanks for how far we’ve come. A house on the island can go as far as 80 million I guess, paying school fees for 3 kids in a term can be around 2 million in a good school. Which day man won drive hit these dreams. Abi make I accept reality, this is my destiny and I can never be the one that will experience this good life?

Please let’s be factual to ourselves. It will take more than miracle for a conductor to marry a lawyer. Not saying it is not possible or trying to narrow the talks down to platonic relationships. Just giving tips on the essence of value. Bit words are clear enough. There are some table you will and won’t be able to say your major source of income. Square peg and round holes just don’t fit. Simple


Starting out I used to be ashamed in those days, but now? I smile, my confidence is above the ceiling. As I remember the day a man asked me to leave his compound. Smiles. His wife was using me on a back to back trips. Oga couldn’t understand the obsession. Crazy we are best of friends today. Eyes don see

Correct guy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 6:08pm On Jul 12, 2023
pope191:




There’s a reason people don’t go to reunion. You went for your university reunion.

I think everything still balls down to low self esteem.

Real life experience, I remember many years ago when my secondary school reunion was been organized, many of our class mates refused to show up, quoting the fact that reunion is basically to size people and for show off.
Mehn I could not process that in my head.
Like why would someone that does not cater for me wants to show off to me and I will foolishly allow it get to me, I spoke with some few other classmates and they were saying same thing and they insisted on not attending probably because they saw themselves as lowlife or not up to the level they are perceived to be.
As for me I want to attend and reunite with old friends, So thinking about what other people where saying made me decided to beef up my pockets on the day of the reunion so that no body would be able to whine me.
Lo and behold reunion day reach, it was all love from everybody, most people pull up with wicked mobs, but Some of us that don't av a mob pulled up in a coaster bus organized to transport people to and fro the venue, no discrimination, right there in that reunion, one of our classmate that is super rich, decided to support people that does creative business with money and he shared 100k each to 7people total 700k, I was a beneficiary, further more amidst the link up, he I still got a a job(handwork) that took me to awka (500k).
In this life people must get pass u and u self go get pass others, but never u ever limit urself because u feel u were supposed to be bigger or doing much better than u are doing now.



Moral of the story is,
if e no dey e no dey, person wey naked no dey put hand for pocket

Former MD
Former president
Former senator
All those things doesn't count, the truth is if reality set in u go fit meet up??

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Marlians1: 6:09pm On Jul 12, 2023
Felicity001:


Hahahaha...

Oga landlord sorry sir I forgot I haven't paid my last month rent yet still celebrated Eleya (Salah) and even killed a ram...

Oga landlord no vex I go pay next month money no dey now...lol

But oga landlord, the suckaway don full ooh... And the roof d leak, abeg try fix these thing so I can pay my rent in full


Hahaha...

Be careful felicity.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Marlians1: 6:11pm On Jul 12, 2023
BAZ001:



U dey type epistle yesterday, e dey sweet u,
how ur former GM call u for high table, how u bought drinks for ladies … d story dey sweet u for belle, dey do keyboard warrior grin u no know say people dey observe

You never see anything for dis thread ?
Stray bullet and subtle jabs go dey hit u on d low.

We gather dey here grin



We are watching you closely.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 6:11pm On Jul 12, 2023
pope191:




There’s a reason people don’t go to reunion.
pope191:




There’s a reason people don’t go to reunion. You went for your university reunion.

I think everything still balls down to low self esteem.

Real life experience, I remember many years ago when my secondary school reunion was been organized, many of our class mates refused to show up, quoting the fact that reunion is basically to size people and for show off.
Mehn I could not process that in my head.
Like why would someone that does not cater for me wants to show off to me and I will foolishly allow it get to me, I spoke with some few other classmates and they were saying same thing and they insisted on not attending probably because they saw themselves as lowlife or not up to the level they are perceived to be.
As for me I want to attend and reunite with old friends, So thinking about what other people where saying made me decided to beef up my pockets on the day of the reunion so that no body would be able to whine me.
Lo and behold reunion day reach, it was all love from everybody, most people pull up with wicked mobs, but Some of us that don't av a mob pulled up in a coaster bus organized to transport people to and fro the venue, no discrimination, right there in that reunion, one of our classmate that is super rich, decided to support people that does creative business with money and he shared 100k each to 7people total 700k, I was a beneficiary, further more amidst the link up, he I still got a a job(handwork) that took me to awka (500k).
In this life people must get pass u and u self go get pass others, but never u ever limit urself because u feel u were supposed to be bigger or doing much better than u are doing now.



Moral of the story is,
if e no dey e no dey, person wey naked no dey put hand for pocket

Former MD
Former president
Former senator
All those things doesn't count, the truth is if reality set in u go fit meet up??

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Marlians1: 6:15pm On Jul 12, 2023
Pearl1910:


Just negodu, na u invite me out. U want make I pay. Pay today, next time I will pay.
Var checking a possible sarcasm………….
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 6:46pm On Jul 12, 2023
Felicity001:


From Lagos to Asaba... Oga landlord which levels naw!!! Lol

small small
Small small u dey reach village o...lol

Hahahahahahahaha
grin grin cheesy grin grin village calling
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 6:47pm On Jul 12, 2023
dav1002:


Na person on my friends list still upload this one
This is someone that works in union bank a core bank staff not a contract staff

Him oga or customer don wash am down. It is well
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 6:54pm On Jul 12, 2023
Gentlelife50:

And being an Uber driver would have saved him the humiliation?


Yes o, grin anybody wey shout for u Inside ur car, u park and tell d person getat of my car, if the person refuse, u drive am go d nearest police station.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by owolabi5: 7:01pm On Jul 12, 2023
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:14pm On Jul 12, 2023
izzou:




In life, we change circles. Circles would never change because of you, and I think that's some people here are missing it.

Anybody that wants to pay 2 million a month school fees or buy 80 million apartment in Lekki should not be here, and that's the truth.


I want to buy 280 million house in lekki
My circle is not here
Chaiii e dey bite me for body
I’ve been in wrong circle thread all this while, let me go look for my new circle.

No wonder dem say na DR Congo I dey grin
I don comot dis circle fr fr

Searching for my new circle of millionaires and lekki land lords

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 7:21pm On Jul 12, 2023
Johnnybegood12:


I think everything still balls down to low self esteem.

Real life experience, I remember many years ago when my secondary school reunion was been organized, many of our class mates refused to show up, quoting the fact that reunion is basically to size people and for show off.
now.
Moral of the story is,
if e no dey e no dey, person wey naked no dey put hand for pocket

Former MD
Former president
Former senator
All those things doesn't count, the truth is if reality set in u go fit meet up??


My own moral of the story is if person na ex of a good job sef, e suppose hold better money part of which him go take establish himself if another job no come. Alot of visionary guys started their companies or businesses when they lost their jobs. But all these former these and ex that for this thread no go gree us rest with their gbef jobs. I no vex say dem dey struggle riders with former conductors o, but they should let us Uber drivers breath.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:21pm On Jul 12, 2023
BAZ001:


I want to buy 280 million house in lekki
My circle is not here
Chaiii e dey bite me for body
I’ve been in wrong circle thread all this while, let me go look for my new circle.

No wonder dem say na DR Congo I dey grin
I don comot dis circle fr fr

Searching for my new circle of millionaires and lekki land lords


grin grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 7:28pm On Jul 12, 2023
BAZ001:


I want to buy 280 million house in lekki
My circle is not here
Chaiii e dey bite me for body
I’ve been in wrong circle thread all this while, let me go look for my new circle.

No wonder dem say na DR Congo I dey grin
I don comot dis circle fr fr

Searching for my new circle of millionaires and lekki land lords


Lolz...abeg carry Pope and Chillex follow go.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:59pm On Jul 12, 2023
Pearl1910:


Yes o, grin anybody wey shout for u Inside ur car, u park and tell d person getat of my car, if the person refuse, u drive am go d nearest police station.

I agree!!!!

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