Welz:
so, last week I carried a lady from stadium to somewhere in surulere. trip ended 1800, she paid 1k and said her phone is dead, she will transfer the balance when it's charged. I told her I have charger and she said she doesn't like using car to charge .
me:ok madam is this how you pay for other services rendered to you or you only try this with uber drivers?
Madam: what kind of nonsense question is that? why will I run away with 800?
me: if you've paid me my money, I won't be asking you this "nonsense" question now will I?
Madam: well, I don't have battery and I'm late for a meeting, write down your account number I'll transfer later.
Me: my account number is my phone number without the first 0.
na so madam open door comot...after two hours, I reported to uber(na why I like uber be this ) after 5 minutes uber paid me the full 1,800.
fast forward to yesterday, madam started calling me and telling me to unblock her account. she don pay the money finally sha

Gentlelife50:

Ask him to show you his driver profile, you can as well see the number of trips he has completed.

DonJoeSneh:

Funny thing is, if you don't get external funds and you still rely on daily money from driving, you will still goan pick that girl as a graduate when she's done. Either una accept am or not, nobody dey grow in this hustle, you will just be a living thing... One small car issue can chop all your one month profit.

BAZ001:


May God forgive u oohhh
Living thing… Habbaaa
Which kind people dey dis thread like dis ?
u call Uber drivers just living things
As how ? Like plants or wetin
Living thing pope191 dem say if u don’t join d telegram Grp na u go still pick dt small girl at d airport.

Dis thread ehhhhh

Larry1960:


Guy no dey cap Nonsense did they tell you that contributory pension is for life except maybe you are annuity not programmed pension
I know a retired CBN bank manager his monthly pension is not up to 200k monthly. I also checked the pension balance of a current manager of a Top manufacturing company in Nigeria him balance never even reah #12M person wey do work for almost 15years

Suffery dey tell us lie here na
Do you know how much tokunbo Corolla is
4m *2 = 8M
So you dey tell us say your 25percent of your pencom balance na 8M

Abeg no dey bobo us here

Maybe na oil company you dey work abi


Hahaha so your current balance na #32Million naira for your pencom we no be kids here na

FyI if I decide to buy a tokunbo Corolla today for 4M and I decide to drive it myself I would buy that 2 tokunbo Corolla in 3 years time no capping cos as a Uber driver driving my own car I suppose fit save up 4m in 18months
Am not capping

Tgiirl:
Good day everyone.
Tomorrow will be 15th, half of the month.

From 1st of July to 14th today
N82,111 FUEL ⛽️ I bought got me 164ltrs.

Gross N181,700 deducted commission resulted to N136,275 net.

But when I deduct cost of fuel..
Only N54,164 profit

Omoapena:
I don't care at this point....

Jibwillz:

Smooth!
But did you inform uber of the initial 1k paid? Or how did you go about getting the full payment from uber

Donphilex:
@ Northbird kindly ignore the kiddo its not worth it abeg

Tgiirl:
Good day everyone.
Tomorrow will be 15th, half of the month.

From 1st of July to 14th today
N82,111 FUEL ⛽️ I bought got me 164ltrs.

Gross N181,700 deducted commission resulted to N136,275 net.

But when I deduct cost of fuel..
Only N54,164 profit

dapotemi:


Oh not again, how do I replied a boy that is saving 28M to japa to UK? Just tell me how?
Ok, I will NEVER buy a toks for 4M, not even 3M....secondly, read more on CONTRIBUTORY.
Thirdly, 2025 I go add FCA to my name..add some little respect sir.
Are you not the boy that was posting fufu and egusi in a restaurant to show us that you can feed well now, remind me pls

Larry1960:


Shut the Bleep up
25percent Kee you there

Yes and I would post more this is what I ate today

dapotemi:

Ore mi atata, Lol.
I like you sha...since you post that fufu I don like u

Larry1960:


Shut the Bleep up
25percent Kee you there

Yes and I would post more this is what I ate today

Am not saving 24m to Japa if I want the money I would sell more of my properties to raise the funds but I thought it's not a Wise decision

dapotemi:

Oh great, nice ambience..enjoy your meal ore mi.

Larry1960:



No I want to see your contributory pension
We need receipt

xpresseeve:


Thanks!

I had asked him this question and he responded by saying that he no longer had an android phone and as such he couldn't access his page but that I could use his name to search via my app.

I smell a rat in the explanations. Both of them are tendering the same responses.

pope191:


Is like you want me to call your father abi. I mean your real father, in fact I’ll add your G. O and all the traditional elders in your village

Gentlelife50:

He's always being sly abi silly

Welz:


I told uber everything including the amount she paid...uber hardly read complaints, they just pay..I once complained of the airport toll of #300 and that they paid me #200. instead of giving me 100, they paid 300 and told me sorry join.

sammiejr:
If you do comprehensive VIN check, kindly message me with your whatsapp contact

YeyeGbami:

Gentlelife50:

He's always being sly abi silly

Omoapena:
I don taya seriously....


Nothing wey you wan tell me, the hustle is now so worst....


God punish bolt!!!

dapotemi:
What do you think it will be for the Uber driver, considering the number of hours we put on this hussle.......some of you drive between 12 and 18 hours EVERYDAY!!!!
Quite funny when an old 🐈 here advises people to work very hard now by DRIVING and making all the money so they can rest when they're old....I cringed...Rest where, see you, see ebony, abi MIT.. make e no be like say na only ebony I dey do advert for ...you better wake up.

ReadaDream:
What is the matter?

Omoapena:



Body just dey pain me seriously, wasting of time and money for fuel...

Imagine 5k fuel can't even give you 15k...


This is so bad mehn...