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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 11:02pm On Jul 14, 2023
Tgiirl:
It's easier for to set destination to my work place and back

Oh, I see.
It is well.

Much respect, sir.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 11:03pm On Jul 14, 2023
How can we remove Baz001 from this thread angry

angry angry angry angry
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Omoapena(m): 11:08pm On Jul 14, 2023
Can't do this anymore

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 11:08pm On Jul 14, 2023
TheModerator:


Mugwu. Show us your dashboard of 18houts of driving,. When Lekki traffic hammered your coconut head today, you ran back to your cubicle in Ayobo Lol.. Don't worry, heat will soon descend on Lagos. It will melt the little neutrons left of your brain while waiting for trips. You are back here this night to free up all the stress of today's marathon driving. grin

I'm back from work, I'm in my sofa bxxtch with my gorgeous girlfriend about to retire for the night while you are still out there running round like a stay rat being chased by hungry cats lol. The only difference between you and those rats is that you are being chased round in circles by money lol. It ought to be the other way round. Bitch!! You chase money not money chasing you.
I knew you had nothing in your cranium. As long as it's not a lazy driver complaining so you can support him, or typing mathematical jargons, you're as irrelevant as the "p" in psychology.

Who dash you house? You're a kid that still lives with his parents. You have no job, and the closest you've ever come to a girlfriend is your lathered up left hand. You think you're anonymous? Dey play.

Listen to me carefully. I don't stress to drive. Only your stupid fans and fellow complainers stress to drive. Any day I drive and I don't gross 45,000 or more, is because I chose not to. I don't expect you to understand because you've never worked a day in your life.

Masturbate to my dashboard as usual. Useless swine.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 11:10pm On Jul 14, 2023
Glithronix:
How can we remove Baz001 from this thread angry

angry angry angry angry

NO NO NO, you want to remove this threads resident jester? shocked

Leave him oh. The amount of mental health problems some people have on this thread requires someone like him hanging around.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 11:10pm On Jul 14, 2023
Omoapena:
Can't do this anymore
Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 11:11pm On Jul 14, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
I knew you had nothing in your cranium. As long as it's not a lazy driver complaining so you can support him, or typing mathematical jargons, you're as irrelevant as the "p" in psychology.

Who dash you house? You're a kid that still lives with his parents. You have no job, and the closest you've ever come to a girlfriend is your lathered up left hand. You think you're anonymous? Dey play.

Listen to me carefully. I don't stress to drive. Only your stupid fans and fellow complainers stress to drive. Any day I drive and I don't gross 45,000 or more, is because I chose not to. I don't expect you to understand because you've never worked a day in your life.

Masturbate to my dashboard as usual. Useless swine.

The boy still thinks he's anonymous grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 11:11pm On Jul 14, 2023
Conner44:


Please be mild with him. The very day I heard him mention that his vehicle had subpar fuel economy I always knew he would keep on making these types of posts till he changes or tunes up his vehicle.

People who have problems but refuse to call for help because of pride, na the pride go kill them.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 11:11pm On Jul 14, 2023
Conner44:


The boy still thinks he's anonymous grin
grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 11:18pm On Jul 14, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
People who have problems but refuse to call for help because of pride, na the pride go kill them.

I don't think it's pride per say. Just think of it like being in the middle of the frying pan and the fire itself.

His partner is also on this forum and peeps into this thread from time to time and wouldn't like to see his driver berating the vehicle he's been given to 'manage' for a rental contract lest it gets withdrawn from him.

If only he had taken out some time to drive another similar vehicle of the same specifications that just got cleared from the port (tokumbo) he would have had a clearer perspective of his current situation.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 11:24pm On Jul 14, 2023
Conner44:


I don't think it's pride per say. Just think of it like being in the middle of the frying pan and the fire itself.

His partner is also on this forum and peeps into this thread from time to time and wouldn't like to see his driver berating the vehicle he's been given to 'manage' for a rental contract lest it gets withdrawn from him.

If only he had taken out some time to drive another similar vehicle of the same specifications that just got cleared from the port (tokumbo) he would have had a clearer perspective of his current situation.

My Corolla does 10L of fuel for 100km to 140km depending on road condition. 100km is for when I get caught in traffic.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 11:32pm On Jul 14, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
My Corolla does 10L of fuel for 100km to 140km depending on road condition. 100km is for when I get caught in traffic.

Your fuel economy is proper for the size and weight of your vehicle.

The other lads tool on the other hand isn't, if only he would seek help instead of throwing in the towel for reasons that stare him in the face daily.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by XGhost: 11:34pm On Jul 14, 2023
Average is less than 12 hours daily.
Fuel 90k
Data 1k5
Credit 1k
Today I started around 1, closed at 10. You don't really need to work for crazy hours like you guys think. As it stands now I'm literally done for the week.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 11:37pm On Jul 14, 2023
I know I know, it seems unrealistic to many people but it's true hard work really pays off when you incorporate a touch of 'smartness' into it. wink

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 11:42pm On Jul 14, 2023
Conner44:


NO NO NO, you want to remove this threads resident jester? shocked

Leave him oh. The amount of mental health problems some people have on this thread requires someone like him hanging around.
No wahala. grin
But epp me beg bazman make him leave me for neck ooh, so that people wey get plan to do me favour no go think say I don chop belle full. 😁
Cos as I dey like this, hunger dey wire me, I no get money to chop food.

Much respect, boss. cool

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ReadaDream(m): 11:48pm On Jul 14, 2023
emadamysy:
How about the risks , Lagos is a crazy place , How do you mitigate such
You have to take your safety PERSONAL. Avoid unfamiliar areas. I use INDRIVE so easier to cherry pick.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 11:54pm On Jul 14, 2023
XGhost:
Average is less than 12 hours daily.
Fuel 90k
Data 1k5
Credit 1k
Today I started around 1, closed at 10. You don't really need to work for crazy hours like you guys think. As it stands now I'm literally done for the week.
I no want make dem come drag my balls, especially that Bazman. angry
Ever since the subsidy removal, na afternoon I dey roll out to work, and I close early nowadays. Though, I have reduced my daily target to 30k and 5-6 trips give me that amount easily.
From the beginning of the subsidy removal, I spent much time driving, but it is obvious that the app company don respond to the effect of the hike in fuel price.
On a normal, I have never been the type that wakes up early in the morning to start driving, I used to roll out by 11am or thereabouts, but now, sometimes, 1pm/2pm I dey roll out. I don't stress myself like before.
The more you stay in the hustle, the more you improve and understand more and more secrets.
I don't pick rides anyhow. I don't rush. All I just need na 5/6 trips that will give me my 30k, max na 7 trips. .
I buy fuel 10k daily, by weekend, I already have fuel in the tank that would even serve me for a whole day.
Na sense this hustle require and you will see that you're doing less work.
God no go kuku shame us.

Much respect, boss.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 12:12am On Jul 15, 2023
Glithronix:

I no want make dem come drag my balls, especially that Bazman. angry
Ever since the subsidy removal, na afternoon I dey roll out to work, and I close early nowadays. Though, I have reduced my daily target to 30k and 5-6 trips give me that amount easily.
From the beginning of the subsidy removal, I spent much time driving, but it is obvious that the app company don respond to the effect of the hike in fuel price.
On a normal, I have never been the type that wakes up early in the morning to start driving, I used to roll out by 11am or thereabouts, but now, sometimes, 1pm/2pm I dey roll out. I don't stress myself like before.
The more you stay in the hustle, the more you improve and understand more and more secrets.
I don't pick rides anyhow. I don't rush. All I just need na 5/6 trips that will give me my 30k, max na 7 trips. .
I buy fuel 10k daily, by weekend, I already have fuel in the tank that would even serve me for a whole day.
Na sense this hustle require and you will see that you're doing less work.
God no go kuku shame us.

Much respect, boss.

Youre doing well Aje cool we were all here when you started and we all can see you're a bright one.

Don't forget to meet pope for your membership ID card against their drivers December jollification grin na you suppose dey high table on that day.

If I near there their bouncer fit turn me upside down hang for fence cry

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 12:52am On Jul 15, 2023
Glithronix:

There's nothing worst about indrive, boss.
Na you probably neva give am time to really use am to hustle.
Try and dedicate a full day job on indrive and see which one is better.
If na newbie talk this one now, I go say maybe na because he's new to the game.
Shebi na the same indrive I dey use and I prefer it to bolt 100%. I started the hustle with bolt and I served bolt for like 5months.
Baba, abeg switch to indrive and see nahh.
Abi you dey drag 1k trips on indrive ni? grin
On indrive wey I dey use, any trip that's below 3.5k, I no dey near am.
It is well.

Much respect, boss.

I kuku talk am now say u don turn veteran. I remember when u dey beg 4 rental car up & dan dis thread.

U are one of the example of the “ hustle is meant for some people and some will struggle in it”

With d way u going u will kuku shame dem pope191 and co dt says u will drive for 10 years

God no go kuku ma shame u

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 12:53am On Jul 15, 2023
Halahhalah:



This one wey you reply that im message twice mean say e pain you well well. Na this kind charge dey make person work and not see something tangible at the end of the day. You go dey think say na village people dey your matter.

No bother quoting me cos I no go reply.

Hahaha...

I swear he pain am die... Lolzzz...

Truth is truly bitter

By the way watin d g.oat dey talk self... I didn't bother reading... because I honestly don't have time for unproductive people like him

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 12:57am On Jul 15, 2023
shollywendy1:

Psalm 105:15
“Do not touch My anointed ones, And do My prophets no harm.”
Think about this before you lay hand on pope

Shollywendy1 since you left the country this yeye pope as not allow me drink water and drop cup as if say na me tell u not to carry as hand bag follow body...lol...

Sholly... How have you been....I hope you've been doing great in your sojourn for a greener pasture... May you continue to find favour and progress in the land that you re.

Esee!!!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 1:10am On Jul 15, 2023
ReadaDream:
Be like Indrive Don they mad. Why are they making Hackney permit mandatory? angry

Lol... I've been seeing this notification askterick sign on my indriver app for some time now so just today I decided to open the app to find out what is there and it's this same heckney permit rubbish...

I just thought and hissed! Rubbished!!

I wanted to delete the app totally Buti said no need because I may need it to order a rider in the future.

I them checked my balance it's over 2k.

Now, for retired drivers like me and with money still in my account is there no way I can utilize it? At least maybe book a ride or buy recharge card or do something at least because I can't afford to just dash this people my money nah...

Indriver should have a way drivers or frm drivers can spend the left over funds in their account. It doesn't make any sense

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 1:20am On Jul 15, 2023
shollywendy1:

Wetin do you and felicity?

Pope turned to a go.at the moment you left the country...lol...

The guy has lost it

Pope is now like a salt without taste

And elder without sense

A bike without wheel

Pope don enter market

My prayers for him is for gid to have mercy in him so village people will not succeed in relegating him back to his village before he turns 40.
Eseee! grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ReadaDream(m): 1:22am On Jul 15, 2023
Felicity001:



I them checked my balance it's over 2k.

Now, for retired drivers like me and with money still in my account is there no way I can utilize it? At least maybe book a ride or buy recharge card or do something at least because I can't afford to just dash this people my money nah...

Indriver should have a way drivers or frm drivers can spend the left over funds in their account. It doesn't make any sense
Comot eye for the money.. You can only pay commission with it. Otilo cheesy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 1:33am On Jul 15, 2023
Felicity001:


Pope turned to a go.at the moment you left the country...lol...

The guy has lost it

Pope is now like a salt without taste

And elder without sense

A bike without wheel

Pope don enter market

My prayers for him is for gid to have mercy in him so village people will not succeed in relegating him back to his village before he turns 40.
Eseee! grin

Dada wey deh write poem. You know no say I deh wait for you for this angle. Ozor! You they wait make madam sleep so you go fit use her data connect. I pity for you, beta ask for rental make you enter road again before sapa use all your body do spa. Slylatituous

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 1:41am On Jul 15, 2023
TheModerator:


Lol. I don't blame you for thinking this way. Someone will gross 30k or way less on Bolt with about 13k fuel plus hard labour for a whole.day. If you break down all expenses, what he made is not actually far from this your 5k mark. 30k on paper, 5k in bank account.

Na experience you use arrive at this 5k. No one is seeing what you are seeing. Trust me, I understand you very well and know how you came about this benchmark ; grin. It's what the business have been redeuced to lately.

You self you no be better person at allll... Hahaha

See how you just stylishly insulted the guy that the job has actually reduced him to the same poverty mindset I told him earlier...lolzzz

I just can't imagine how someone in his right sense would think or believe 5k is a good pay for a full day job!

Gosh! This is unimaginable and irritating... 5k? In this present Nigeria? Where inflation is chasing a triple digit?
Cup of rice is like 300
A paint of garri is almost 2k
A kilo of Titus fish is 1k or more
A ball.of tomato is 100 naira

I can go on and on...

The other day I was gingering telling my wife I'll do better in shopping... I told her oya let's go... With full chest I enter market with 70k... Baba I didn't say a word from Ile-Epo market till we got home... My wife was asking me *bae where d things you buy nah*, I no fit answer...lolzzz

An that idi.ota is coming here to rant trash that he paid a worker 5k.for dull day job without any sense of belonging or shame... Spit!

Instead of him to cover his ugly face in shame he still have the audacity to still.come.back ranting and barking like the mad unfortunate dog that he is... Well, I don't blame him, rather I blame his fada that wasted one out of his million sperm to impregnate his olosho Moda who was retiring from prostitution so she needed a child to hold on to in her old age unknowingly to her she just gave birth an unfortunate child who sense is far away from.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 2:20am On Jul 15, 2023
Larry1960:


Guy no dey cap Nonsense did they tell you that contributory pension is for life except maybe you are annuity not programmed pension
I know a retired CBN bank manager his monthly pension is not up to 200k monthly. I also checked the pension balance of a current manager of a Top manufacturing company in Nigeria him balance never even reah #12M person wey do work for almost 15years

Suffery dey tell us lie here na grin
Do you know how much tokunbo Corolla is
4m *2 = 8M
So you dey tell us say your 25percent of your pencom balance na 8M
grin
Abeg no dey bobo us here

Maybe na oil company you dey work abi grin


Hahaha so your current balance na #32Million naira for your pencom we no be kids here na

FyI if I decide to buy a tokunbo Corolla today for 4M and I decide to drive it myself I would buy that 2 tokunbo Corolla in 3 years time no capping cos as a Uber driver driving my own car I suppose fit save up 4m in 18months
Am not capping

I'm.not trying to talk you down ooh but bro don't believe this ooh... It may work out to be positive or negative as well...

Driving your own car doesn't really translate to having a fleet ooh... Until you have your own car till.you know it's not as anticipated

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 2:35am On Jul 15, 2023
Pearl1910:


If a child bites an adults buttocks without fear for shit, the adult will bite the babies nose without fear of catarrh.

I have been begging people to allow drivers be on this platform but a group of people whose dick only stands when they are in the midst of drivers will not listen. If u or anyother person even but draws a breathe (talkless of speak) and I feel it's offensive to drivers or me by extension, I will give it back to d person anyway I please. Enough is enough.

Defender of the driver's association of Nigeria grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 2:45am On Jul 15, 2023
[quote author=Larry1960 post=124417131][/quote]

I.would.suggest you driver the bus your self while you buy a 2003 Corolla on HP instead of the 2010 Corolla to become pope191's assistance...

Reason is obvious, more money in bus driving especially when you're driving it yourself.

It's more difficult to manage a bus driver than an Uber driver.

Lastly, you loose money lightning ovens
You light more oven chasing money

Change your mindset

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 2:48am On Jul 15, 2023
Welz:

I find this hard to believe boss. unless the driver doesn't drive it much. this is the 7th month in 2023 o. with the terrible roads in lagos couple with rain you spent only 56k from January to July on repair?

Hahaha...

U guys are bad in this place...

Lolzzz

See Cruise

Blacknishop oooh where are you??
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 2:56am On Jul 15, 2023
Johnnybegood12:

You cannot beat a child and still teach him or control him on how to cry. The cry would be relative to the pain.

Is it that you draw the line only when people's parents are called out?

How many times have u cautioned people about insulting each other or how many wrong narratives about some characters on this thread have u corrected without having to pick a side.

All I am saying is you cant come at someone and still teach them how to respond.

Inside crowd fight u fit blow me make I carry 2x2 follow u or burst bottle for ur head & still chook u bottle for yansh.

This is a public space, we should be able to filter what gets to us, no amount of insult person go give me 4 here wey go enter me, I won't even dig or find out about the person.

It was on this thread that weyrey dada boy Felicity was wishing death on someone nobody cautioned him, if say na real life we for don settle the matter since, wheel spanner no go reach am carry him go need alloy rims and Jack


Ogun kill.you.dia

I understand why e dey pain.you.even.till tomorrow because na ur papa first wish himself death... So what do you have me do... I returned the favour to him and the next thing he was crying a river...lolzzz

Make I share live location so you go know say I'm not joking..


Or better still share your favourite location I'll tell.you I be area father... Even right in the presence of your father I'll flog you well well...

See this small pikin wey we teach how to drive manual car na him come dey get mind sit don with men dey drink bear for the same table... I no blame you...

Make una organize get together una no get mind.
Weda no be pump action I go carry come blow that your empty brain out

Let me hear my mention from again you go collect

Fuuu

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:05am On Jul 15, 2023
Pearl1910:


Northbird, your father didn't have home training, so I excuse him for not giving u what he didn't have. Probably he didn't also send u to school that's why u hear a new word and feel u can use it anyhow on others without knowing the meaning.

Did u read and comprehend that mumus post that u are coming out to defend nonsense? Ok maybe he is ur brother or your friend, u would have done better to balance your reprimand, I atleast would have retracted. But both of u are mad.
Who will fight for Baba Jamiu, Alhaji Ayinde, Hadji besh. If he calling names of old men who has families wasnt insulting, why then is me calling his father a cab man insulting? If the name calling was for insult, why then haven't u reprimanded him also as the chief of morals that you are.

Person insinuate rubbish upto the extent of saying Drivers will not leave long and u expect me to clap for him?
It's like kpe u are are mad. U brains needs to be reset if u have anything inside your skulls.

U have waka jay from Abuja to Lagos, still yet no show for u...come u better respect yourself and the village people following u before u add more problems to your life.



Aahhh! Pastor Pearl biko we re was yon... Kilode!!!

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