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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 10:18am On Jul 15, 2023
Pearl1910:


Oya read his your post again and check if you answered his questions. "it ougth to be the other way round, You Chase money not money chasing u" yen yen yen, talking rubbish.
You are home already, did u make 5k today? At least thats the least an Uber driver can make in a day.
You and others are just here to squeeze the little esteem and confidence we are trying to build on drivers. I wish they come out of their shadows and put u in ur place.
If you see this stupid boy face, you'll regret all the replies you've wasted on him. grin

I'll NEVER reply that child again. I feel so ashamed wasting data on that small boy. grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 10:19am On Jul 15, 2023
dav1002:


But he never still buy car like he said he would after 6months 😭

You’re not ashamed of yourself for saying these words above. Weren’t we all here when the fuel price was N189 and you and your pals were screaming that the hustle was not working anymore? Now barely 4 months later the price is N500 and you believe some people’s yearly plans didn’t also change along with the fuel price?

Wasn’t it what made you rush blindly into a telegram group and gave your vehicle to a total stranger thinking he was your messiah? Till today you never talk wetin do that car or it’s driver but you’re still here looking for where to put mouth

Better leave Glithronix alone. He is on his own lane doing his own thing and I believe I speak for him when I say you should do the same for yourself too

Gard derm it angry what the 4k is wrong with these particular group of people camping on this thread for heaven’s sake. You see a newbie and instead of assisting or helping you’d immediately start demoralizing him for no reason whatsoever. Some even go as far as defamation, libel or harassment just to feel better about their pathetic selves and situations.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 10:21am On Jul 15, 2023
TheModerator:

Catalyst does not affect fuel consumption mugwu. They use it in advance countries to check pollution. Hate it when people come out openly to defend their ignorance.

When u have a car. U can enter this discussion. for now go n rub bingos head

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 10:24am On Jul 15, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
Eeyah. I would have explained, but since you're jobless you won't understand the concept.

You don't know anywhere in Lagos. Ogombo is not a forest. If you weren't so stupid, you'd understand. And no, 15k is not what I netted. It was 30k. Even if I netted 15k a day, its still more than what your parents give you the whole month.

A quick check on your IP address reveals you're on hotspot. You can't even afford data. Chai. See who dey follow people argue for nairaland.

Why u dey shalaye for this guy na?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 10:25am On Jul 15, 2023
Pearl1910:


When u have a car. U can enter this discussion. for now go n rub bingos head
my chest

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 10:38am On Jul 15, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
Eeyah. I would have explained, but since you're jobless you won't understand the concept.

You don't know anywhere in Lagos. Ogombo is not a forest. If you weren't so stupid, you'd understand. And no, 15k is not what I netted. It was 30k. Even if I netted 15k a day, its still more than what your parents give you the whole month.

A quick check on your IP address reveals you're on hotspot. You can't even afford data. Chai. See who dey follow people argue for nairaland.

Moronic as usual, I never asked your village papa not to provide for you. Lol. The obvious thing is that you used an astronomical amount of fuel. Maps and satellite images don't lie fuul.

You uploaded another dashboard to further prove that you really don't know what you are doing. N4400 from Admiralty Way to the heart of Ogombo forest is pure stupidity.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 10:40am On Jul 15, 2023
Conner44:


You’re not ashamed of yourself for saying these words above. Weren’t we all here when the fuel price was N189 and you and your pals were screaming that the hustle was not working anymore? Now barely 4 months later the price is N500 and you believe some people’s yearly plans didn’t also change along with the fuel price?

Wasn’t it what made you rush blindly into a telegram group and gave your vehicle to a total stranger thinking he was your messiah? Till today you never talk wetin do that car or it’s driver but you’re still here looking for where to put mouth

Better leave Glithronix alone. He is on his own lane doing his own thing and I believe I speak for him when I say you should do the same for yourself too

Gard derm it angry what the 4k is wrong with these particular group of people camping on this thread for heaven’s sake. You see a newbie and instead of assisting or helping you’d immediately start demoralizing him for no reason whatsoever. Some even go as far as defamation, libel or harassment just to feel better about their pathetic selves and situations.


You're a goat
And will be a GOAT
Always doing cho cho cho on this thread
Yet doesn't DRIVE

Amebo=conner44
Dyslexic Efulefu

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 10:41am On Jul 15, 2023
Felicity001:


Common sit down for ground small pikin won sitdon for same bench wey elders dey... U no get respect?


3 : 21am on some cheap data, that I can tell.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 10:45am On Jul 15, 2023
dav1002:


You're a goat
And will be a GOAT
Always doing cho cho cho on this thread
Yet doesn't DRIVE

Amebo=conner44
Efulefu

Sharrrreaaap dia cheesy lazy jealous man

You that have car why did you give your mentor to drive it for you? Why you no park am dey snap as your other brother since you follow dey drag say the business don cast? Why not sell it off and give this thread space?

You’re calling me dyslexic? grin

You’ve learned a new word from your mentor abi? Better use dictionary before you disgrace yourself further here.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 10:49am On Jul 15, 2023
Felicity001:


Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

Hahahahahah

This got me rolling

Nah from laugh madness they start. All things being equal, you don already get dada. Up next, nah to tear that your 1005 naira polo wey deh smell like Illubirin bypass. Then enter street.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 10:50am On Jul 15, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
If you see this stupid boy face, you'll regret all the replies you've wasted on him. grin

I'll NEVER reply that child again. I feel so ashamed wasting data on that small boy. grin
Hungry man. Post my face here. Lol. Just talking for the heck of it. Trying to say the exact thing that have been said of you. Bone headed mofo

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 10:55am On Jul 15, 2023
GeneralZodd:
I am loving this new BOLT outstanding method. You make enough cash and profits before paying commission grin. This idea is really good in this fuel price increase period. Its really profitable now than the normal#10,000 threshold they use before.

I went from 68k - 14k debt

Paid my outstanding without skin pain.

68 thousand! Are they Lapo? How do you even sleep at night

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 10:56am On Jul 15, 2023
Pearl1910:


When u have a car. U can enter this discussion. for now go n rub bingos head

Okay, na walk I dey walk Akinbowale grin Go and buy fake catalyst and put in your jalopy corrola. Stupid Nigerian mentality. You no get sense.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 11:04am On Jul 15, 2023
Pearl1910:


Pope!, Pope!!, Pope!!!
How many times did I call u?
Go and sleep and leave Feli Feli alone

Instead of you to help him, you are telling me to leave him. Ask him to come honest with himself. You sell cars, Tojahh too. If you give me car, I’ll sell too. Everyone is literally a car seller here, but it’s a known fact that toks are not moving fine now. The subsidy thing is k*lling business. Can Felicity boost of selling between the range of 15 to 20 cars ever since he found opportunity to transfer unimaginable 10k. It’s a good thing to aim high? But at least make sure you are on point.

Right now what he need is a car on rental at least find small change to keep body and soul. Just maybe he go see lemon lambo sell give person someday.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 11:13am On Jul 15, 2023
TheModerator:


Okay, na walk I dey walk Akinbowale grin Go and buy fake catalyst and put in your jalopy corrola. Stupid Nigerian mentality. You no get sense.

When u think u have something figured out.
But too foolish to recognize u are only turning in circles. Keep fooling with the assignment I gave you.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 12:21pm On Jul 15, 2023
pope191:


Nah from laugh madness they start. All things being equal, you don already get dada. Up next, nah to tear that your 1005 naira polo wey deh smell like Illubirin bypass. Then enter street.
Abeg make we join hands remove Pope from this thread. grin
What that foooork!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I fear who no fear you ooooh.

Much respect, baba.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 12:31pm On Jul 15, 2023
Conner44:

Better leave Glithronix alone. He is on his own lane doing his own thing and I believe I speak for him when I say [b] you should do the same for yourself too
Someone accused me of saying I'm buying 1 in one year of driving. I said make him show me the screenshot where I vowed to that.
This person you quoted said na 6 months I promised. grin make him provide the screenshot nah, abi no be so?
Who's next to accuse me of 3 months promise?
Then maybe another person will say I promised to buy one on the day I collected a car on rental. grin
Wetin Musa no go see for gate?

Much respect, baba.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 12:33pm On Jul 15, 2023
pope191:


Nah from laugh madness they start. All things being equal, you don already get dada. Up next, nah to tear that your 1005 naira polo wey deh smell like Illubirin bypass. Then enter street.


I no even know who bad pass btw pope and pearl like dis cheesy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 12:34pm On Jul 15, 2023
Glithronix:

Someone accused me of saying I'm buying 1 in one year of driving. I said make him show me the screenshot where I vowed to that.
This person you quoted said na 6 months I promised. grin make him provide the screenshot nah, abi no be so?
Who's next to accuse me of 3 months promise?
Then maybe another person will say I promised to buy one on the day I collected a car on rental. grin
Wetin Musa no go see for gate?

Much respect, baba.

Na you i pity pass.

much respect boss

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Halahhalah: 1:23pm On Jul 15, 2023
Conner44:


You’re not ashamed of yourself for saying these words above. Weren’t we all here when the fuel price was N189 and you and your pals were screaming that the hustle was not working anymore? Now barely 4 months later the price is N500 and you believe some people’s yearly plans didn’t also change along with the fuel price?

Wasn’t it what made you rush blindly into a telegram group and gave your vehicle to a total stranger thinking he was your messiah? Till today you never talk wetin do that car or it’s driver but you’re still here looking for where to put mouth

Better leave Glithronix alone. He is on his own lane doing his own thing and I believe I speak for him when I say you should do the same for yourself too

Gard derm it angry what the 4k is wrong with these particular group of people camping on this thread for heaven’s sake. You see a newbie and instead of assisting or helping you’d immediately start demoralizing him for no reason whatsoever. Some even go as far as defamation, libel or harassment just to feel better about their pathetic selves and situations.




Dis boy, who you be wey him go come report/complete wetin happen. Dis your cho cho cho ehn. So you be messiah wey dey fight/talk for people

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 1:51pm On Jul 15, 2023
Sitmr:

cheesy
Give your phone to Conner44. He's clearly more knowledge than you are.

You must be sly grin

Corner more knowledge than pearl

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 2:44pm On Jul 15, 2023
Glithronix:

Someone accused me of saying I'm buying 1 in one year of driving. I said make him show me the screenshot where I vowed to that.
This person you quoted said na 6 months I promised. grin make him provide the screenshot nah, abi no be so?
Who's next to accuse me of 3 months promise?
Then maybe another person will say I promised to buy one on the day I collected a car on rental. grin
Wetin Musa no go see for gate?

Much respect, baba.

Don’t mind dem Dav1002 grin today 1 yr 2mro 6 months,
Wetin Elder pope191 see sitting down all dis small boys can’t see jumping up…
Pope kuku ma give u 10 years… enuf time grin

I know God no go kuku shame u…

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ordiaprecious(m): 4:13pm On Jul 15, 2023
Abeg how person dey japa to spain? Eho get better spain link?
BAZ001:


Don’t mind dem Dav1002 grin today 1 yr 2mro 6 months,
Wetin Elder pope191 see sitting down all dis small boys can’t see jumping up…
Pope kuku ma give u 10 years… enuf time grin

I know God no go kuku shame u…

With 5m you can japa to UK...no let them lie for you....the student route is still open, though new regulations is starting out Jan 24...all those 28m story na wash.....[/quote]

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 4:19pm On Jul 15, 2023
Conner44:


Sharrrreaaap dia cheesy lazy jealous man

You that have car why did you give your mentorto drive it for you? Why you no park am dey snap as your other brother since you follow dey drag say the business don cast? Why not sell it off and give this thread space?

You’re calling me dyslexic? grin

You’ve learned a new word from your mentor abi? Better use dictionary before you disgrace yourself further here.


At the bolded
When did I ever say such?

You retard
When u keep running your mouth cho cho cho you'd begin to misyarn

Listen to me carefully.... raise ur left hand up and put your right hand under your left armpit and tell yourself that you're a goat.

Anuofia

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 4:26pm On Jul 15, 2023
Abeg what's this guy monicker that normally buys dollars and keep
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 4:48pm On Jul 15, 2023
Felicity001:


The dapo guy is having a taste of his medicine... I remember few years ago how this guy was always on my case attacking me from all angel...lolzzz...

Like I'm really loving my pst these days...lol

8mpension scheme... Chai that part sweet die... Hahaha

Fake humans all over the place.

Stop remembering some imaginary dude that somewhat attacked u YEARS back..I can't even remember who and who I had an engagement with last week..The way you can do this is to find a job, get busy, go for some certifications/training, even if it's on how to sell lemon car, it will surely come handy someday..If you do that, your life will be more meaningful, less dramatic and you won't answer madam when next she's sending you to mile 12...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 5:43pm On Jul 15, 2023
Ordiaprecious:
Abeg how person dey japa to spain? Eho get better spain link?

With 5m you can japa to UK...no let them lie for you....the student route is still open, though new regulations is starting out Jan 24...all those 28m story na wash.....



Bro Don't listen to these Niqqurs here telling you that 5M would take you to Uk or Canada

If you want to Japa try hold 50percent of the total cost implication. E no easy there right now na so my friend tell me say I dey lazy so the money I hold go do me to Japa say na because I no wan go overwork myself over say say I wan make my money complete before I go fit Japa. I no listen to the Niqqur so today I thought of say let me buy foreign currency but not much just little CAD like 3000 make I save am and monitor the market so I called my friend that left like a year doing masters
He's not done with his schooling. I told him pls I wan buy 3000 CAD he said he doesn't have but he would look for someone that can sell to me along the line my friend was now begging me for 300k I should borrow him he would pay me back that he has bills to pay. I felt pity for him The guy went with like 50percent of the money required. Now this kind thing fit dey affect person study over there. I just dey laugh that guy here wey they tell me say na because I no get information

Other routes still dey apart from study route
Na so wan tell me say with 7m I go pay Dem go give me work for UK. But say I go first pay the 7m then Dem go start the visa process
I just tell myself na me you wan scam abi
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 5:56pm On Jul 15, 2023
dapotemi:

Stop remembering some imaginary dude that somewhat attacked u YEARS back..I can't even remember who and who I had an engagement with last week..The way you can do this is to find a job, get busy, go for some certifications/training, even if it's on how to sell lemon car, it will surely come handy someday..If you do that, your life will be more meaningful, less dramatic and you won't answer madam when next she's sending you to mile 12...

You are insulting someone now, if they reply u, u will be crying and forming victim...saying they didn't answer u with civility, looking for who will pity u. Better respect yourself.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by emmancecute(m): 5:58pm On Jul 15, 2023
Vawulence everytime, una no dey tire?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Bammzzie(m): 6:04pm On Jul 15, 2023
emmancecute:
Vawulence everytime, una no dey tire?
My man, I just tire...this place is so toxic ehn although I'm still choosing the positive info and discarding the negative and pessimist.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 6:16pm On Jul 15, 2023
emmancecute:
Vawulence everytime, una no dey tire?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 6:18pm On Jul 15, 2023
Glithronix:

Someone accused me of saying I'm buying 1 in one year of driving. I said make him show me the screenshot where I vowed to that.
This person you quoted said na 6 months I promised. grin make him provide the screenshot nah, abi no be so?
Who's next to accuse me of 3 months promise?
Then maybe another person will say I promised to buy one on the day I collected a car on rental. grin
Wetin Musa no go see for gate?

Much respect, baba.

Lolz...no mind them, they are jealous of you.
Keep doing what u are doing, when people are talking about you, using u to do meme, that's when u know u r doing well.

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