UyaiIncomparabl:
Too good to be true.

This one is looking for friendship with a touch of sex and romance while sitting on the fence. There are no free lunches in Freetown. Apply for this and be doomed.

Go and be friends with your fellow gender or if you insist on being friends with a female, get married.

Westernlove:


Babe you are getting old ooo.

Remember Your beauty is also fading away day by day.

Also remember the Competition is extremely and fiercely strong now as The beautiful ones are born and grown.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Do you have any other thing to say asides from "you are getting old"? Forget pictures, when you see me in person, you can't stand me. No be mouth or anything. Skin like milk. Telling a lady in her mid-20s she's old. If e sure for you, post your picture make we compare. You go scrap.

Now, can you swerve to the bush, please

Westernlove:


Na pity I just dey pity you. This one wey you con dey Vex

UyaiIncomparabl:


Do you have any other thing to say asides from "you are getting old"? Forget pictures, when you see me in person, you can't stand me. No be mouth or anything. Skin like milk. Telling a lady in her mid-20s she's old. If e sure for you, post your picture make we compare. You go scrap.

Now, can you swerve to the bush, please?

UyaiIncomparabl:


Post your pictures and let's compare if e sure for you. You go hide. You think I be shaku-shaku.

I can't be angry over a comment and a commenter that hasn't seen me. So, swerve to the bush, please.

ISTP:


😂

Westernlove:


I don't have your time Tonight.

Troublesome somebody.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Avoid me.

Westernlove:


And what would you do if I don't??

I know you are still angry with the comment I made in the past.

I really hit your Nerves so hard then.

Ishilove:
Hian.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Do you have any other thing to say asides from "you are getting old"? Forget pictures, when you see me in person, you can't stand me. No be mouth or anything. Skin like milk. Telling a lady in her mid-20s she's old. If e sure for you, post your picture make we compare. You go scrap.

Now, can you swerve to the bush, please?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Too good to be true.

This one is looking for friendship with a touch of sex and romance while sitting on the fence. There are no free lunches in Freetown. Apply for this and be doomed.

Go and be friends with your fellow gender or if you insist on being friends with a female, get married.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Post your pictures and let's compare if e sure for you. You go hide. You think I be shaku-shaku.

I can't be angry over a comment and a commenter that hasn't seen me. So, swerve to the bush, please.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Do you have any other thing to say asides from "you are getting old"? Forget pictures, when you see me in person, you can't stand me. No be mouth or anything. Skin like milk. Telling a lady in her mid-20s she's old. If e sure for you, post your picture make we compare. You go scrap.

Now, can you swerve to the bush, please?

UyaiIncomparabl:


Why are you laughing? 🤨

wunmi590:


Shes not far from the truth, even her DP is not doing justice to the beauty...

ThothHermes:
Hollandia milk abi?
But which one is mid-20s again? Madam talk your real age no dey confuse person.

ISTP:


The way you respond to silly quotes on this forum makes me laugh.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Too good to be true.

This one is looking for friendship with a touch of sex and romance while sitting on the fence. There are no free lunches in Freetown. Apply for this and be doomed.

Go and be friends with your fellow gender or if you insist on being friends with a female, get married.

darkmarky:
Dear All,

It took me a while to air my needs out here but hey, I guess it's high time I put this out there for whoever is interested. If you aren't, I'd appreciate you ignore and let those who wouldn't mind feel free to contact me.

Life in Lagos is a bit tough and Lonely out there anD I have no friends. I have a well paying job, doing ok, but yet, I still feel lonely living alone and I am in search of a Female friend who I can take care of and communicate with whenever I come back from work to make life meaningful for me.


Things to Note:

I'm a Christian, Friendly, loyal and Easy going person, AS genotype.

I understand how friendship works and can become the best person you'd ever meet.


Side attractions to this friendship/What's in It for you.

Free accomodation/Feeding:

We'll meet first and get to know each other through chats, calls as well as physical dates. After few months, Once trust is established, I'll request you move in with me. Feeding/Electricity is not a problem as there will be constant supply of foodstuffs for cooking, and there is 24/7 electricity supply(solar inclusive) as well as data subscription. The reason for this is that I prefer a live in relationship as communication keeps me satisfied.


Serene environment/Work from home

Incase you are the type that loves to be indoors or you are a working class lady, you can use that opportunity to study courses online to improve your skills in whatever area you want as there is a laptop you can use to surf the net.(I only use it during weekends so its lying fallow)


Free rides

I have a car so we can go to church on sundays or hang out spots during some weekends.


Mentorship/sharing of ideas

I'm a smart person and I love to come up with ideas, I'll love to stimulate yours as we will have wonderful interesting conversations that can Inspire you.


What's in it for me..


Cooking.

I am a foodie and I love goood food. Since there will be foodstuff in the house, I'll appreciate you assist in cooking/going to the market once in a while for the both of us only. As for chores, I'm a domestic guy so I can clean up after myself.

Physical companionship

Just as I stated earlier, having someone around makes me happy.


Rules.

There will be no form of Sex during your stay as there will be boundaries.

If we happen to align in values, we can finally settle down together as Man and wife legally.


If this sort of friendship fits your lifestyle, Kindly send a whatsapp hi to me or send me an Email (contacts on my profile) and we will take it up from here.

if this sort of friendship does not fit your lifestyle, kindly ignore.


Gracias.