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Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by uche87(m): 9:34am On Jul 30, 2023
Life in the United Kingdom is far different from what most Nigerian men are used to in their home countries. The points here might appear so simple but they count in the preparedness of a man in bracing up for the challenging task ahead. They constitute the essential ingredients that put the final touches to the taste of a good soup.
Come with me and let's dive into these points:

(1) No creditworthiness:
If you are not creditworthy, you might struggle in the UK, because the credit score is taken seriously here. You will struggle to secure loans and mortgages. Even offline, your friends and colleagues might be hesitant to assist you financially during difficult times.

(2) Cheating:
In Nigeria, cheating married men are like celebrities, especially when they have financial muscle. Even when their wives know, they endure the problem. In the UK, cheating on your wife might render you homeless and even pave a visa route for her and the children through your downfall. If you are a serial cheat, it might be better for you to remain in Nigeria where you are a king without a crown.

(3) Pride:
Some Nigerians are excessively proud. They never do household chores and they brag about it. It is too expensive to secure domestic workers here and the terms of engagement are too strict. You might have to keep your hands dirty at home to keep your marriage going. Some jobs also come with insults and talking instructions from underage or far younger colleagues. If you can't handle it, you might be forced to sleep rough and go hungry due to being broke.

(4) Obsession with white-collar jobs:
In the UK, it is easier for you to easily get blue-collar jobs and make good money from there as an immigrant pending when you are fully integrated into the system. You might be forced to come down from your high horse to work in factories, restaurants, warehouses, care homes, and hospitals; playing menial roles. If all you know is wearing suits and ties in cozy office environments and signing documents, the UK might not be for you.

(5) Laziness:
Making money in the UK is quite tough. If the money sent to Nigeria could talk, some people will not touch it. The majority of immigrants do transitional jobs of an average of 12hrs per day and 6 days a week to make ends meet. The cost of living is too high at this point. A lazy man who is used to enjoying free cash from petty crimes in Nigeria will certainly not fit in here.

(6) Can't manage loneliness:
This affects single people more. Over here, people would only check up on you if they need you. Everything is highly transactional! This gets to everyone at some point. You have to manage it well before you get in bed with the nearest 'mad' person.

(7) Tolerance/Endurance:
Immigrants who work in health and social care must possess this attribute. The money might be good but there is a reason why the labour turnover in this sector is very high and visa sponsorships are given for people to remain there. This is because of the unconventional nature of the jobs. If you can't tolerate or endure the smoke, you might end up begging the Tinubu victims in Nigeria for money right from the UK.

(cool Hate cooking:
If you don't have cooking skills in the UK, you will suffer oh! You will end up eating foreign foods that you might find tasteless. You will spend a lot on patronizing Nigerian food vendors who sometimes cook burnt offerings for the gods. You will eat junk food till you become pregnant without a forthcoming baby after 9 months.

(9) Lacking good communication skills:
Being able to communicate in good and simple English is very essential in the UK. It is very imperative when attending a job interview. It is the easiest way to sell yourself even when the certificate might be lacking. It shows your level of intelligence and how adaptable you can be. If you are poor in this area, your progress might be hampered in the UK.

(10) Cold:
If you are the type that screams 'weather for two' anytime rain falls in Nigeria, the UK might not be for you. If you can become sexually restless under a weather condition of 25 degrees Celsius in Nigeria, imagine what you would do when it falls to 0 in the UK. And this isn't a place to be randy. It is very expensive and dangerous to do so. Read the stories of the former Manchester City defender, Benjamin Mendy or Adam Johnson and learn.

Feel free to debate the few points I have made so that we can all learn.

Osahon George Osayimwen writes from the United Kingdom.

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by nepapole(m): 9:41am On Jul 30, 2023
No 4 is the most important gist on the list

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by fortune1894(m): 10:03am On Jul 30, 2023
Everything stated here is factual, sometimes I even get depressed

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by Purvan(m): 10:30am On Jul 30, 2023
Wu UK epp ??

UK issa first world shithole

E better I go Ecuador than UK

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by Mindlog: 11:13am On Jul 30, 2023
Self behaviour modification will set in.

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by AlphaWolf27: 12:01pm On Jul 30, 2023
Re: #4 - Because you are washing toilets in the UK does not mean others have to use that as a benchmark. There are different levels of persons going to the UK, the compiler of this article is obviously at the bottom of the chain.

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by Tonymegabush1(m): 12:15pm On Jul 30, 2023
Life is all about common sense

Travel with your brain with you

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by Bimpe29: 12:23pm On Jul 30, 2023
You have nailed it

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by Nobody: 12:26pm On Jul 30, 2023
Hmm people they try for that UK... Working a whooping 12 hours to make ends meet? Damn!!

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by jeromestarks: 12:49pm On Jul 30, 2023
Add more pics in real time and I will move it to front page.

Op, are there virgins over there?

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by Xcom: 12:50pm On Jul 30, 2023
AlphaWolf27:
Re: #4 - Because you are washing toilets in the UK does not mean others have to use that as a benchmark. There are different levels of persons going to the UK, the compiler of this article is obviously at the bottom of the chain.
Stop insulting people or assuming situations.

Make your point and move

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by AlphaWolf27: 1:01pm On Jul 30, 2023
Xcom:

Stop insulting people or assuming situations.

Make your point and move

I do not see any insult there....

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by BigDawsNet: 1:01pm On Jul 30, 2023
UK is really a good stepping stone country...

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by Mindlog: 2:06pm On Jul 30, 2023
Opurumiri:
Hmm people they try for that UK... Working a whooping 12 hours to make ends meet? Damn!!

There are some 12 hours jobs from 8p.m to 8a.m, that entails you to just be awake throughout the night while the teenager being looked after is in his/her room, on their phones or playing video games until he/she goes to bed while you are downstairs in the sitting room watching Netflix and sipping coffee or tea as they just want an adult who would be awake throughout the night, making sure the young person do not run away during the night as you would have the house keys on you after having locked doors that leads outside of the house, complete the expected paperwork of how of the shift is going and getting paid £12.70 per hour.

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by emmy512(m): 2:09pm On Jul 30, 2023
AlphaWolf27:


I do not see any insult there....
But you made an assumption?

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by AlphaWolf27: 3:35pm On Jul 30, 2023
emmy512:

But you made an assumption?

Assumption?? Insult?? Bros which one you mean na. Haba. Abi assumption na insult?

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by bdon12: 3:45pm On Jul 30, 2023
uche87:
Life in the United Kingdom is far different from what most Nigerian men are used to in their home countries. The points here might appear so simple but they count in the preparedness of a man in bracing up for the challenging task ahead. They constitute the essential ingredients that put the final touches to the taste of a good soup.
Come with me and let's dive into these points:

(1) No creditworthiness:
No2 is most important,cheating is hard in d uk.so its a no no for me.
If you are not creditworthy, you might struggle in the UK, because the credit score is taken seriously here. You will struggle to secure loans and mortgages. Even offline, your friends and colleagues might be hesitant to assist you financially during difficult times.

(2) Cheating:
In Nigeria, cheating married men are like celebrities, especially when they have financial muscle. Even when their wives know, they endure the problem. In the UK, cheating on your wife might render you homeless and even pave a visa route for her and the children through your downfall. If you are a serial cheat, it might be better for you to remain in Nigeria where you are a king without a crown.

(3) Pride:
Some Nigerians are excessively proud. They never do household chores and they brag about it. It is too expensive to secure domestic workers here and the terms of engagement are too strict. You might have to keep your hands dirty at home to keep your marriage going. Some jobs also come with insults and talking instructions from underage or far younger colleagues. If you can't handle it, you might be forced to sleep rough and go hungry due to being broke.

(4) Obsession with white-collar jobs:
In the UK, it is easier for you to easily get blue-collar jobs and make good money from there as an immigrant pending when you are fully integrated into the system. You might be forced to come down from your high horse to work in factories, restaurants, warehouses, care homes, and hospitals; playing menial roles. If all you know is wearing suits and ties in cozy office environments and signing documents, the UK might not be for you.

(5) Laziness:
Making money in the UK is quite tough. If the money sent to Nigeria could talk, some people will not touch it. The majority of immigrants do transitional jobs of an average of 12hrs per day and 6 days a week to make ends meet. The cost of living is too high at this point. A lazy man who is used to enjoying free cash from petty crimes in Nigeria will certainly not fit in here.

(6) Can't manage loneliness:
This affects single people more. Over here, people would only check up on you if they need you. Everything is highly transactional! This gets to everyone at some point. You have to manage it well before you get in bed with the nearest 'mad' person.

(7) Tolerance/Endurance:
Immigrants who work in health and social care must possess this attribute. The money might be good but there is a reason why the labour turnover in this sector is very high and visa sponsorships are given for people to remain there. This is because of the unconventional nature of the jobs. If you can't tolerate or endure the smoke, you might end up begging the Tinubu victims in Nigeria for money right from the UK.

(cool Hate cooking:
If you don't have cooking skills in the UK, you will suffer oh! You will end up eating foreign foods that you might find tasteless. You will spend a lot on patronizing Nigerian food vendors who sometimes cook burnt offerings for the gods. You will eat junk food till you become pregnant without a forthcoming baby after 9 months.

(9) Lacking good communication skills:
Being able to communicate in good and simple English is very essential in the UK. It is very imperative when attending a job interview. It is the easiest way to sell yourself even when the certificate might be lacking. It shows your level of intelligence and how adaptable you can be. If you are poor in this area, your progress might be hampered in the UK.

(10) Cold:
If you are the type that screams 'weather for two' anytime rain falls in Nigeria, the UK might not be for you. If you can become sexually restless under a weather condition of 25 degrees Celsius in Nigeria, imagine what you would do when it falls to 0 in the UK. And this isn't a place to be randy. It is very expensive and dangerous to do so. Read the stories of the former Manchester City defender, Benjamin Mendy or Adam Johnson and learn.

Feel free to debate the few points I have made so that we can all learn.

Osahon George Osayimwen writes from the United Kingdom.

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by UnfairLife7(m): 3:54pm On Jul 30, 2023
Mindlog:


There are some 12 hours jobs from 8p.m to 8a.m, that entails you to just be awake throughout the night while the teenager being looked after is in his/her room, on their phones or playing video games until he/she goes to bed while you are downstairs in the sitting room watching Netflix and sipping coffee or tea as they just want an adult who would be awake throughout the night, making sure the young person do not run away during the night as you would have the house keys on you after having locked doors that leads outside of the house, complete the expected paperwork of how of the shift is going and getting paid £12.70 per hour.
how possible can someone be awake throughout the night without feeling sleepy?

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by shfizle(m): 4:00pm On Jul 30, 2023
Purvan:
Wu UK epp ??

UK issa first world shithole

E better I go Ecuador than UK

Person wey no get motor money say e prefer Honda to Mercedes.

UK no dey even dash visa again, so your problem don solve na.

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by Mindlog: 4:06pm On Jul 30, 2023
UnfairLife7:
how possible can someone be awake throughout the night without feeling sleepy?

Very possible.....you get home by 9a.m, have a shower and a meal, then go to bed and wake up around 5p.m and have another meal, lazy around the internet, then take a shower and leave for work at about 7.15p.m, get there at about 7.45p,m, chat with the day staff as they hand over to you and they also reserve a cooked meal for you in the microwave.....another wake night shift begins. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by UnfairLife7(m): 4:15pm On Jul 30, 2023
Mindlog:


Very possible.....you get home by 9a.m, have a shower and a meal, then go to bed and wake up around 5p.m and have another meal, lazy around the internet, then take a shower and leave for work at about 7.15p.m, get there at about 7.45p,m, chat with the day staff as they hand over to you and they also reserve a cooked meal for you in the microwave.....another wake night shift begins. cheesy cheesy cheesy
what if one hardly sleep during day time but at night? Night work without short period to take a nap isn't easy o, especially for those who hardly sleep during day time.

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by YellowbaMoslem: 4:21pm On Jul 30, 2023
fortune1894:
Everything stated here is factual, sometimes I even get depressed

Are you an extrovert?

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by Mindlog: 4:30pm On Jul 30, 2023
UnfairLife7:
what if one hardly sleep during day time but at night? Night work without short period to take a nap isn't easy o, especially for those who hardly sleep during day time.

Your body will readjust, from 9.30a.m or thereabout your body will begin to shut down and you will be feeling sleeping. cheesy cheesy cheesy

It is only for 5 nights a week.

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by Blitzking: 4:41pm On Jul 30, 2023
uche87:
Life in the United Kingdom is far different from what most Nigerian men are used to in their home countries. The points here might appear so simple but they count in the preparedness of a man in bracing up for the challenging task ahead. They constitute the essential ingredients that put the final touches to the taste of a good soup.
Come with me and let's dive into these points:

(1) No creditworthiness:
If you are not creditworthy, you might struggle in the UK, because the credit score is taken seriously here. You will struggle to secure loans and mortgages. Even offline, your friends and colleagues might be hesitant to assist you financially during difficult times.

(2) Cheating:
In Nigeria, cheating married men are like celebrities, especially when they have financial muscle. Even when their wives know, they endure the problem. In the UK, cheating on your wife might render you homeless and even pave a visa route for her and the children through your downfall. If you are a serial cheat, it might be better for you to remain in Nigeria where you are a king without a crown.

(3) Pride:
Some Nigerians are excessively proud. They never do household chores and they brag about it. It is too expensive to secure domestic workers here and the terms of engagement are too strict. You might have to keep your hands dirty at home to keep your marriage going. Some jobs also come with insults and talking instructions from underage or far younger colleagues. If you can't handle it, you might be forced to sleep rough and go hungry due to being broke.

(4) Obsession with white-collar jobs:
In the UK, it is easier for you to easily get blue-collar jobs and make good money from there as an immigrant pending when you are fully integrated into the system. You might be forced to come down from your high horse to work in factories, restaurants, warehouses, care homes, and hospitals; playing menial roles. If all you know is wearing suits and ties in cozy office environments and signing documents, the UK might not be for you.

(5) Laziness:
Making money in the UK is quite tough. If the money sent to Nigeria could talk, some people will not touch it. The majority of immigrants do transitional jobs of an average of 12hrs per day and 6 days a week to make ends meet. The cost of living is too high at this point. A lazy man who is used to enjoying free cash from petty crimes in Nigeria will certainly not fit in here.

(6) Can't manage loneliness:
This affects single people more. Over here, people would only check up on you if they need you. Everything is highly transactional! This gets to everyone at some point. You have to manage it well before you get in bed with the nearest 'mad' person.

(7) Tolerance/Endurance:
Immigrants who work in health and social care must possess this attribute. The money might be good but there is a reason why the labour turnover in this sector is very high and visa sponsorships are given for people to remain there. This is because of the unconventional nature of the jobs. If you can't tolerate or endure the smoke, you might end up begging the Tinubu victims in Nigeria for money right from the UK.

(cool Hate cooking:
If you don't have cooking skills in the UK, you will suffer oh! You will end up eating foreign foods that you might find tasteless. You will spend a lot on patronizing Nigerian food vendors who sometimes cook burnt offerings for the gods. You will eat junk food till you become pregnant without a forthcoming baby after 9 months.

(9) Lacking good communication skills:
Being able to communicate in good and simple English is very essential in the UK. It is very imperative when attending a job interview. It is the easiest way to sell yourself even when the certificate might be lacking. It shows your level of intelligence and how adaptable you can be. If you are poor in this area, your progress might be hampered in the UK.

(10) Cold:
If you are the type that screams 'weather for two' anytime rain falls in Nigeria, the UK might not be for you. If you can become sexually restless under a weather condition of 25 degrees Celsius in Nigeria, imagine what you would do when it falls to 0 in the UK. And this isn't a place to be randy. It is very expensive and dangerous to do so. Read the stories of the former Manchester City defender, Benjamin Mendy or Adam Johnson and learn.

Feel free to debate the few points I have made so that we can all learn.

Osahon George Osayimwen writes from the United Kingdom.

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I hear say this black taxi expensive die. I no too fancy UK I for don dey there since march

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by sammirano: 4:58pm On Jul 30, 2023
UnfairLife7:
what if one hardly sleep during day time but at night? Night work without short period to take a nap isn't easy o, especially for those who hardly sleep during day time.

Abi oo. I don't sleep in the day.
Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by Mindlog: 5:14pm On Jul 30, 2023
sammirano:


Abi oo. I don't sleep in the day.

You then take up day shifts.

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by OboOlora(f): 5:21pm On Jul 30, 2023
They have destroyed Nigeria so much that the citizens are paying 10M for sponsorship to a 3rd world country like UK. A place saturated with war-destroyed asylum seekers and desperate Asians, omashey o

Nigerians only see the exchange rate, they don’t know the real deal till they arrive in UK.

And as per cheating, if u have money u go still cheat for UK o. The hose Naija students de suffer die, boiz de even nack dem with 25quids and steak bake from Greggs🤣

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by NaijaCover(m): 5:22pm On Jul 30, 2023
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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by armadeo(m): 5:22pm On Jul 30, 2023
Na to adapt naaaa!!!

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Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by BabaIbo: 5:22pm On Jul 30, 2023
I pity those traveling to UK, honestly!

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