There are children that would just do things to provoke you, just like some of us did to provoke our parents, some unintentionally though.

Like I have a son whom I love so much, but he can be playful and absent minded at times.

I teach my children to do chores and they really do that without complaining. My youngest son is like the onion slicer whenever food is being cooked. He is fifteen and when his sisters run away from slicing onions, he will always play the role of the super man, even if it means him screaming and slicing the onions and shedding tears while doing so. Sometimes he even runs to the bathroom, wash his eyes and still goes back to continue 🤣🤣

Last week he sliced scent leaves for me, and carefully arranged it in a plate. I carried the bowl of scent leaves and poured straight into the pot of stew without washing it and by the time I realized it, it was already cooking together with my stew.

I called my son to confirm if he washed it and all he could say was "Eeewooo!". He said he thought he washed it. I said how could he have neatly arranged it in a ready to be cooked way without washing and he couldn't answer me. I was angry. Very angry.

He is a diligent boy, always ready to help fix things in the house, but he is the type that will mistakingly pour sugar into a pot of soup, or if you ask him to cook noodles, would use all the pepper in the house and he will end up helping you to eat it, while telling you "sorry o, it wasn't deliberate" ., And probably offer to help cook another one with less pepper or get you something else.(He tries in cooking for his age though)

If you have a child like that or you did that to your parents, let's share our experiences and laugh it out. Every day mustn't be for politics and tribalistic slurs

Mods please push to front page I beg

My dear I m currently going tru same ordeal with my boy.

Yesterday's he bathed 20 chicks with their bathe scrub,he then used pegs to peg the chicks legs hung them in the rope outside.

He said since humans bath,the chicks too gatz bathe.

I don taya aswear!

Attached his a pic of him sleeping and some on the chicks coming to look for him this afternoon

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normal'' sometimes na over pet

talented321:
normal'' sometimes na over pet

I don't think so....it's because they knew they're the special one in the family,I think.

I'll come back to share my own story once I have a child..

Samantha124:
I'll come back to share my own story once I have a child..

Hahahaha pray they be calm kids.

A certain time last year,came back home panned out only to see my son don pour paints full for house.


Abii na the one weeks ago wey them brought down the entire curtains in the house
Pray make your voice not crack join.

ahnie:
My dear I m currently going tru same ordeal with my boy.

Yesterday's he bathed 20 chicks with their bathe scrub,he then used pegs to peg the chicks legs hung them in the rope outside.

He said since humans bath,the chicks too gatz bathe.

I don taya aswear!

Attached his a pic of him sleeping and some on the chicks coming to look for him this afternoon

I thought I was alone in this journey. Chai!! Should I say your poor son, or poor chicks?🤣🤣

ahnie:
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Royalroy
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Thank you moderators.



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Samantha124:
I'll come back to share my own story once I have a child..

tell us the one you did to your parents first

Normal'' over pet they spoil child more than many things'' though it all depend on how your pet your child because many people forget to caution their child just because he/her is their special one'
Do you know many people will defend and swear to whatever' concerning any bad news involving their special love children without digging around on how the matter come up. Normally it is good to love one's child but everything has limit and if u refuse to apply the necessary limit it will spoil the child because he think he is free to do whatever he want since the evinronment he grew up doesn't take those things personal in the name of pet.
I have experience uncountable incidents ''

ahnie:

I don't think so....it's because they knew they're the special one in the family,I think.

Mummyfour:
I thought I was alone in this journey. Chai!! Should I say your poor son, or poor chicks?🤣🤣

Anyhow you wan take putam.

My oldest son emptied that biggest jar of Vaseline and the big container of Johnson's baby powder on an expensive white single couch his father bought for 250k some years back.

The reason: he just gave the couch a bath and was rubbing it cream and powder.
My husband's boys from his janitorial services company was called in to clean the couch, but even with the whole expertise and chemicals used, the Vaseline patches refused to fade off.

Another one was my daughter that had to start school at age 1 year and 3 months, just 2 weeks to the close of school term. The school proprietress told my husband to leave it till the next term, but oga refused and promised to Even pay extra fees

The reason: my first daughter went to kiss the eyes of my premature baby with ketchup in her mouth.
.we initially thought it was blood coming out of the little premature baby's eyes. I was already crying because I had suffered so much on my premature twins, I didn't need more pressure.

As I was crying not knowing what else to do, my older daughter looked at me and said " mummy I kish baby eye" it was at that point I realized it was ketchup and not blood. Infact she started school that day by 12pm without uniform or any thing for school.

My husband just dumped her in school, said she even waved at him, and didn't send him or cry.
By 1:30pm school closed and she came back home ;🤣🤣🤣

Mummyfour:
My oldest son emptied that biggest jar of Vaseline and the big container of Johnson's baby powder on an expensive white single couch his father bought for 250k some years back.

The reason: he just gave the couch a bath and was rubbing it cream and powder.
My husband's boys from his janitorial services company was called in to clean the couch, but even with the whole expertise and chemicals used, the Vaseline patches refused to fade off.

Another one was my daughter that had to start school at age 1 year and 3 months, just 2 weeks to the close of school term. The school proprietress told my husband to leave it till the next term, but oga refused and promised to Even pay extra fees

The reason: my first daughter went to kiss the eyes of my premature baby with ketchup in her mouth.
.we initially thought it was blood coming out of the little premature baby's eyes. I was already crying because I had suffered so much on my premature twins, I didn't need more pressure.

As I was crying not knowing what else to do, my older daughter looked at me and said " mummy I kish baby eye" it was at that point I realized it was ketchup and not blood. Infact she started school that day by 12pm without uniform or any thing for school.

My husband just dumped her in school, said she even waved at him, and didn't send him or cry.
By 1:30pm school closed and she came back home ;🤣🤣🤣

Wahala wahala wahala

ahnie:

Wahala wahala wahala

I dey tell you

Already you're getting me worried because I was the naughtiest child at home, I hope they don't take after me...

ahnie:

Hahahaha pray they be calm kids.

A certain time last year,came back home panned out only to see my son don pour paints full for house.


Abii na the one weeks ago wey them brought down the entire curtains in the house
Pray make your voice not crack join.

I did a lot of naughty things to my parents to a point that even if go to them now and ask who was the naughtiest child in the house, they'll all tell you it was me..

From drinking my mom's contraceptive pills thinking they were sweets and using the remaining others to apply on my eyes as eyeshadows, to playing dress up whenever I was alone and mess up my parents wardrobe, one time I managed catch my father's laptop password while he was unlocking it.

Whenever my parents were not around and he left the laptop at home, I will sneak into their bedroom and go through the laptop for no reason because we already had a family computer... One day it slipped my hands and fell, upon picking it up I realized that it was damaged... I quickly packed it up, put it back where I got it and left the room running..

Mummyfour:
tell us the one you did to your parents first

Samantha124:
I did a lot of naughty things to my parents to a point that even if go to them now and ask who was the naughtiest child in the house, they'll all tell you it was me..

From drinking my mom's contraceptive pills thinking they were sweets and using the remaining others to apply on my eyes as eyeshadows, to playing dress up whenever I was alone and mess up my parents wardrobe, one time I managed catch my father's laptop password while he was unlocking it.

Whenever my parents were not around and he left the laptop at home, I will sneak into their bedroom and go through the laptop for no reason because we already had a family computer... One day it slipped my hands and fell, upon picking it up I realized that it was damaged... I quickly packed it up, put it back where I got it and left the room running..

definition of problem child

Hehehe...

ahnie:
My dear I m currently going tru same ordeal with my boy.

Yesterday's he bathed 20 chicks with their bathe scrub,he then used pegs to peg the chicks legs hung them in the rope outside.

He said since humans bath,the chicks too gatz bathe.

I don taya aswear!

Attached his a pic of him sleeping and some on the chicks coming to look for him this afternoon

😂😂😂😂 Omooooo. Hilarious.

Mummyfour:
There are children that would just do things to provoke you, just like some of us did to provoke our parents, some unintentionally though.

Like I have a son whom I love so much, but he can be playful and absent minded at times.

I teach my children to do chores and they really do that without complaining. My youngest son is like the onion slicer whenever food is being cooked. He is fifteen and when his sisters run away from slicing onions, he will always play the role of the super man, even if it means him screaming and slicing the onions and shedding tears while doing so. Sometimes he even runs to the bathroom, wash his eyes and still goes back to continue 🤣🤣

Last week he sliced scent leaves for me, and carefully arranged it in a plate. I carried the bowl of scent leaves and poured straight into the pot of stew without washing it and by the time I realized it, it was already cooking together with my stew.

I called my son to confirm if he washed it and all he could say was "Eeewooo!". He said he thought he washed it. I said how could he have neatly arranged it in a ready to be cooked way without washing and he couldn't answer me. I was angry. Very angry.

He is a diligent boy, always ready to help fix things in the house, but he is the type that will mistakingly pour sugar into a pot of soup, or if you ask him to cook noodles, would use all the pepper in the house and he will end up helping you to eat it, while telling you "sorry o, it wasn't deliberate" ., And probably offer to help cook another one with less pepper or get you something else.(He tries in cooking for his age though)

If you have a child like that or you did that to your parents, let's share our experiences and laugh it out. Every day mustn't be for politics and tribalistic slurs

Mods please push to front page I beg

Sorry, but I couldn’t get past the “one child that you love”…
Does this mean some of you do NOT love all of your children?!
>

Omo! My son is 2 and an only child. I'm just noticing that he doesn't like to share be it toys or food. Infact he once vomited on his meal rather than let his cousins have some.

The boy is really smart for his age but he acts like an old old man. For example, when he was just 6 months old he stopped weeing on the bed, like he'd cry to be put down and his pampers removed before he'd wee

One of the amusing stories I have heard in my life is;
Boy innocently frustrated his mother. Mother started crying. And boy be like,'mummy, why are you crying Na?'
Mother: I could have killed a lot.

Aab

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

ahnie:
My dear I m currently going tru same ordeal with my boy.

Yesterday's he bathed 20 chicks with their bathe scrub,he then used pegs to peg the chicks legs hung them in the rope outside.

He said since humans bath,the chicks too gatz bathe.

I don taya aswear!

Attached his a pic of him sleeping and some on the chicks coming to look for him this afternoon

What did I just read?