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She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Berrityga: 5:48pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
So my people yeye thing Dey sweet ooh. I’ve finally had time to share this funny story with you guys. I invited one babe over to my place yesterday night, she accept and came, she got to my place around 7pm we had dinner, talked and all and she decided to pass the night. (Hmmm!! I took a deep breath thinking kpekus don sure) around 11pm I wanted touching her she said no that she can’t knack me, blah blah blah!!! I tried my best, I’m someone that doesn’t like forcing myself on a girl I wouldn’t enjoy the sex, I hate begging for sex. So I let her be picked up my phone and left the room. I go straight to one of those hookup app order on fine girl she reach my side at pass 1am. Now to the most interesting part I enter room go wake who no wan Bleep tell am make she excuse me I wan knack. She was shocked to her bone marrow!! I told her aunty please go parlour go sleep I wan knack. At that point she tried to talk to me I ignored her lock the door and enjoyed my night. I thought this girl will leave angrily this morning she still get mind ask me for transport and I no give am. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Dexy4yah(m): 5:56pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
Na you still loose Mr OP. You wasted money on a hookup babe just to get another girl angry. How una dick dey take stand for all this hookup babes sef ![]() 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by obinna58(m): 6:01pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
What was she thinking, maybe she thought you’re her brother 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by AyamGod23: 6:08pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
if to say na me she must Bleep dat nite o, NA SLAP I GO USE COMOT HER PANT |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by donbachi(m): 6:16pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
3 of una no well 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by illicit(m): 6:17pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
U could have let her remain in the room The climax is when she will leave by herself ![]() |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Crystalom37: 6:28pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
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Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Nobody: 7:12pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
Dexy4yah: Question of the Ages i usually ask myself. You can imagine. The thought of knowing that many dvcks have thoroughly ran through the pvssy will be playing in my head and my dvck wouldn't stand. I'm very choosy and I get irritated easily. It's like dipping your whole body inside a Public Toilet filled with Shiiiits. Many men dey Suffer ooo. And to them they are enjoying ![]() When i was young, in the dark and naive, i once visited the LovePeddler house and do the thing. But the moment i saw the light. Everything changed. I can't even remember the year i went there last anymore. Never in my life will i use my money to carry olosho. I have never done it before and it will never happen. Even if it is free, I will reject the offer outrightly. Destroyed souls roaming about looking for Pure Souls to devour. 16 Likes |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by spencekat(m): 7:16pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
AyamGod23:No naa,that is rape oo 3 Likes |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by AyamGod23: 7:20pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
spencekat:and so... |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Merry100: 7:21pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
AyamGod23:Rapist spotted. 2 Likes |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Wilson300: 7:34pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
AyamGod23: Is like prison day hungry you 2 Likes |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by AyamGod23: 7:36pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
Wilson300:na you go go there |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Wilson300: 7:39pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
AyamGod23: No worry try that nonsense with any girl then see where your useless self go day bastard be like na rape your papa rape your mama born you 2 Likes |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by padi94(m): 8:55pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
Na man you be 3 Likes |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by DonBenny77(m): 9:37pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
Nice one from OP 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Nonexisting1: 10:20pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
I enter room go wake who no wan Bleep tell am make she excuse me I wan knack Correct gee. 5 Likes
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Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Nonexisting1: 10:21pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
illicit:No, he did well as a gentleman. Doing what you suggested would be childish. I'm very pleased with that nigga. 3 Likes
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Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Nonexisting1: 10:30pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
Dexy4yah:Nigga, it's exactly the same way your dick dey stand for your girlfriend because hookup vaginarians are people's girlfriends and fiancees. You pamper your girlfriend, another man is tearing her pussy apart. The only respect I give my fellow gentleman is that I make sure that when with me, vaginarians put their phones in silence because one of them had once lied to her boyfriend that she was at a friend's place whereas she was putting off her pants in my bedroom. 3 Likes
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Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Vinnie2000(m): 10:33pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
Shoddy no wan give me Knack. I kuku knack Okpo - Omah Lay in his Song, FREE MY MIND. ![]() Na wa. 😯🤔 |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Dshocker(m): 4:15am On Aug 12, 2023 |
Berrityga: So with this write-up, we are supposed to tell you Kudos? If your story was anything to go by, then i am truly ashamed and disappointed in you. Na yourself you still dey expose to danger. 1 Like |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Newupdatee: 10:04am On Aug 12, 2023 |
4get that shit you dey cap, how you take know say the girl you dey date biw is not a coded olosho? Evolutionlove: |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Wilson300: 11:50am On Aug 12, 2023 |
Nonexisting1: You guys fbcked in the bathroom? |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Samizen(m): 1:26pm On Aug 12, 2023 |
I agreed with you.. |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Sonnobax15(m): 2:24pm On Aug 12, 2023 |
![]() My Nigha,you no know wetin you dey put your hand so......., |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Streetmovement(m): 4:10pm On Aug 12, 2023 |
Wotoporiously ![]() Dey your dey make I dey my dey ![]() |
Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Jeon(f): 11:49am On Aug 30, 2023 |
Dexy4yah:No mind the mumu. 12 Likes 1 Share |
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