illicit:
U have always been beautiful

Candidlady:



Il.licit
The Yoruba demon


Ihave caught you

siofra:


I was in church this morning when a girl walked up to me and said "Is this your hair?" She asked. I nodded. Then she said, "If I was a witch, I'd make your hair fall off" in a low voice. Then she gave a fake smile and touched my hair.

Should I be worried?? It was very weird.

It's not my fault I have long hair.

I'm beginning to consider trimming my hair. This hair is bringing me too much unwanted attention. I love attention but not too much.

I've gotten many rude comments about my hair. The other time a guy asked me if my mom cheated on my dad with a white man.

Nigerians do not know when not to say certain things

izuch:
Okay I've noticed you, should I send you a DM?

illicit:
U have always been beautiful

siofra:



Thief

Sonnobax15:

Hair wey no go add any value to your man life,dem suppose shave am throway

Abifarin16:
Dey play

siofra:


I was in church this morning when a girl walked up to me and said "Is this your hair?" She asked. I nodded. Then she said, "If I was a witch, I'd make your hair fall off" in a low voice. Then she gave a fake smile and touched my hair.

Should I be worried?? It was very weird.

It's not my fault I have long hair.

I'm beginning to consider trimming my hair. This hair is bringing me too much unwanted attention. I love attention but not too much.

I've gotten many rude comments about my hair. The other time a guy asked me if my mom cheated on my dad with a white man.

Nigerians do not know when not to say certain things

siofra:


I was in church this morning when a girl walked up to me and said "Is this your hair?" She asked. I nodded. Then she said, "If I was a witch, I'd make your hair fall off" in a low voice. Then she gave a fake smile and touched my hair.

Should I be worried?? It was very weird.

It's not my fault I have long hair.

I'm beginning to consider trimming my hair. This hair is bringing me too much unwanted attention. I love attention but not too much.

I've gotten many rude comments about my hair. The other time a guy asked me if my mom cheated on my dad with a white man.

Nigerians do not know when not to say certain things

Jakumo:


Enquiring minds demand to know whether your preference is for a clean look, close trimmed, or landing strip. Asking for a friend, of course.

siofra:




Close trimmed 😏😏

illicit:
U have always been beautiful

illicit:
U have always been beautiful

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Siofra is betiful?? How??
brother ru blind in one eyes or two?can u yansh? Can u see boooobsi?is she lightskin?is she halfcast?can she cook egg?can she even find man on nairaland?can she even date me?has she beento London?can she kiss?....brother pls go n hire glassssssssses!!!((no ooofencse)

LarryCork:

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Siofra is betiful?? How??
brother ru blind in one eyes or two?can u yansh? Can u see boooobsi?is she lightskin?is she halfcast?can she cook egg?can she even find man on nairaland?can she even date me?has she beento London?can she kiss?....brother pls go n hire glassssssssses!!!((no ooofencse)

Jakumo:


Lord have mercy.

GabrielYulaw:


She looked the type for a landing strip and has quite an iron-hard chest. What would I give to take her on a flight to cloud nine, via a volcanic eruption from my trusty artillery piece

Jakumo:


Siofra is by far the sexiest and most drool-worthy Nairaland forum woman writer in existence, but it is only when I conclude these urgent consultations with my tenured Babalawo and Ifa Practitioners that the way forward to the promised land will manifest before my eyes.

It is well o. Diariz God o.

Siofra ehn, ....well...hmmm I go talk am later.

Stand by for developments pellow kwantiri-mans.

Jakumo:


Siofra is by far the sexiest and most drool-worthy Nairaland forum woman writer in existence, but it is only when I conclude these urgent consultations with my tenured Babalawo and Ifa Practitioners that the way forward to the promised land will manifest before my eyes.

It is well o. Diariz God o.

Siofra ehn, ....well...hmmm I go talk am later.

Stand by for developments pellow kwantiri-mans.

Jakumo:


You be sharp man. You know that by disqualifying her, you will subconsciously inspire her to PROVE that she meets all the criteria you have listed, in order to gain access to the python you wield.

Anyway that said, I am jealous sha, since this woman causes storms in my brain and trousers, and I do not appreciate this skilled competition.