I applied for a farm job through my street dude, he informed me there was an opening at the place where he worked and the pay was a little above current minimum wage. A week.later I was talking on the phone with the manager who had rang me up that morning and then made arrangements to see him the next day. Next day, I met with him and after a bit back and forth with conversations, he gave me the job and asked if I could start immediately as they were short staffed a bit and needed hands. I started the job immediately and the man handed me over to one of the other boys and that one introduced me to other guys who worked there and took me to a section of the farm where I was going to be working. My job was to always collect all the was laid by the chicks. It was a very big space and I'd say they'd have close to 600 chickens in this particular section. So i,d step in there with the chickens and manually pick and crate the eggs. As the Dude was explaining things to me etc the boss came around with his inspection calls and they asked me to demonstrate what the Dude had explained to me.. they wanted to see if I understood. I stepped into the cage/ barn whatever the name was and then the chickens started making their helish intruder noises and then one of them charged at me.. I didnt know if it charged at me or it was merely running my way.. I kicked that chicken absentmindendly and it sent it flying all the way accross the terrace and when it finally came to a halt, it was limp. Omo the owner wan craze. He almost got me arrested. Kicking the chicken, I forgot I was at work.

Lessons learnt ?

Op

Comrade

Wodu89:
Lessons learnt ?

Yes, the problem was, I have never seen so many chicks clustered in one place in my life, it was anxiety..i felt like the whole space was closing in on me and this chickens..i mean I felt like if I went any further, one of them would swallow me. They were that big! So next time if they charged at me we would box instead of that Cristiano Ronald type chicken shot!!!

you must be aje butter. So you got scare that the chicken might render you impotent or disable... fighting for dear life...

Next time, cool down and don't allow your emotions to have upper hand.

I kicked that chicken absentmindendly and it sent it flying all the way accross the terrace and when it finally came to a halt, it was limp

This is so funny...op u a good writer
I wish u could write a marketing pitch for me

Oloki:
you must be aje butter. So you got scare that the chicken might render you impotent or disable... fighting for dear life...

Next time, cool down and don't allow your emotions to have upper hand.

na be by ajebu oh
I dy fear mother hens with chicks pass anything 😂

Nemesis0147:
na be by ajebu oh
I dy fear mother hens with chicks pass anything 😂

Then you shouldn't have taken the job in the first place.

Funny though you got listen next time and try to endure to impress your boss

Oloki:



Then you shouldn't have taken the job in the first place.

I’m not the OP

Storypot:
I applied for a farm job through my street dude, he informed me there was an opening at the place where he worked and the pay was a little above current minimum wage. A week.later I was talking on the phone with the manager who had rang me up that morning and then made arrangements to see him the next day. Next day, I met with him and after a bit back and forth with conversations, he gave me the job and asked if I could start immediately as they were short staffed a bit and needed hands. I started the job immediately and the man handed me over to one of the other boys and that one introduced me to other guys who worked there and took me to a section of the farm where I was going to be working. My job was to always collect all the was laid by the chicks. It was a very big space and I'd say they'd have close to 600 chickens in this particular section. So i,d step in there with the chickens and manually pick and crate the eggs. As the Dude was explaining things to me etc the boss came around with his inspection calls and they asked me to demonstrate what the Dude had explained to me.. they wanted to see if I understood. I stepped into the cage/ barn whatever the name was and then the chickens started making their helish intruder noises and then one of them charged at me.. I didnt know if it charged at me or it was merely running my way.. I kicked that chicken absentmindendly and it sent it flying all the way accross the terrace and when it finally came to a halt, it was limp. Omo the owner wan craze. He almost got me arrested. Kicking the chicken, I forgot I was at work.

Bwahahhaaha

Storypot:


Yes, the problem was, I have never seen so many chicks clustered in one place in my life, it was anxiety..i felt like the whole space was closing in on me and this chickens..i mean I felt like if I went any further, one of them would swallow me. They were that big! So next time if they charged at me we would box instead of that Cristiano Ronald type chicken shot!!!

It is an acceptable excuse. I hope you've now learnt the strategy of walking thru crowded chickens. There's a technique with which one must apply walking thru chickens. Otherwise, you'll ruin things. The experience was necessary though !

sell this to some skit makers. You’re good with crafting words

liamjakes247:
sell this to some skit makers. You’re good with crafting words

The guy is a master at writing stories. I may employ him to write stories as.i intend starting a radio comedy series and need story writers


You should see his other thread for another story

Hi

This one na movie nah....



......let me write another script send to you

If you would also make up a reason the fowl charged at you, it would be because it thought you brought goodies 😁

stylishwears:
This is so funny...op u a good writer
I wish u could right a marketing pitch for me

Kindly offer the OP the job...

Wodu89:



The guy is a master at writing stories. I may employ him to write stories as.i intend starting a radio comedy series and need story writers


You should see his other thread for another story

Wittyness

Front page Mynd44

Storypot:
I applied for a farm job through my

Storypot:
I applied for a farm job through my street dude, he informed me there was an opening at the place where he worked and the pay was a little above current minimum wage. A week.later I was talking on the phone with the manager who had rang me up that morning and then made arrangements to see him the next day. Next day, I met with him and after a bit back and forth with conversations, he gave me the job and asked if I could start immediately as they were short staffed a bit and needed hands. I started the job immediately and the man handed me over to one of the other boys and that one introduced me to other guys who worked there and took me to a section of the farm where I was going to be working. My job was to always collect all the was laid by the chicks. It was a very big space and I'd say they'd have close to 600 chickens in this particular section. So i,d step in there with the chickens and manually pick and crate the eggs. As the Dude was explaining things to me etc the boss came around with his inspection calls and they asked me to demonstrate what the Dude had explained to me.. they wanted to see if I understood. I stepped into the cage/ barn whatever the name was and then the chickens started making their helish intruder noises and then one of them charged at me.. I didnt know if it charged at me or it was merely running my way.. I kicked that chicken absentmindendly and it sent it flying all the way accross the terrace and when it finally came to a halt, it was limp. Omo the owner wan craze. He almost got me arrested. Kicking the chicken, I forgot I was at work.

U no well…

Farming no be ya calling.

Forget am.

You are even lucky they kicked you out, you for just waste ya time there.

Storypot:


Yes, the problem was, I have never seen so many chicks clustered in one place in my life, it was anxiety..i felt like the whole space was closing in on me and this chickens..i mean I felt like if I went any further, one of them would swallow me. They were that big! So next time if they charged at me we would box instead of that Cristiano Ronald type chicken shot!!!

They are not charging at you…Who give chicken that kind mind?

You kicked their money maker?
Village people follow up on your mata die. Haa!!!

This one na joke

😆😆😆😆 you be mumu I swear...."kick chicken"? For farm... LoL 😁

wetin I just read

Now this is funny

Storypot:
I applied for a farm job through my street dude, he informed me there was an opening at the place where he worked and the pay was a little above current minimum wage. A week.later I was talking on the phone with the manager who had rang me up that morning and then made arrangements to see him the next day. Next day, I met with him and after a bit back and forth with conversations, he gave me the job and asked if I could start immediately as they were short staffed a bit and needed hands. I started the job immediately and the man handed me over to one of the other boys and that one introduced me to other guys who worked there and took me to a section of the farm where I was going to be working. My job was to always collect all the was laid by the chicks. It was a very big space and I'd say they'd have close to 600 chickens in this particular section. So i,d step in there with the chickens and manually pick and crate the eggs. As the Dude was explaining things to me etc the boss came around with his inspection calls and they asked me to demonstrate what the Dude had explained to me.. they wanted to see if I understood. I stepped into the cage/ barn whatever the name was and then the chickens started making their helish intruder noises and then one of them charged at me.. I didnt know if it charged at me or it was merely running my way.. I kicked that chicken absentmindendly and it sent it flying all the way accross the terrace and when it finally came to a halt, it was limp. Omo the owner wan craze. He almost got me arrested. Kicking the chicken, I forgot I was at work.

Wereyy, why u go kick poultry chicken

You kicked the chicken and was kicked out