This conversation happened between President Tinubu and Peter Obi shortly after the PEPT delivered judgement on the petitions against the election of President Tinubu.

Tinubu: Ajuri, congratulations again on yesterday's judgement
Ajuri: Yes, sir! Congratulations, sir. It was a sound and deep judgement. The judiciary did really well, your excellency. Nigerians are proud
Tinubu: This calls for celebration. Now we can focus on governance and put politics behind us.
Ajuri: Yes, your excellency. Hopefully, Mr Peter will be courageous enough to put a call through and congratulate you, sir.
Tinubu: That boy, Obi and his supporters (obidients or what do they call them) are really funny. They thought they won?
Ajuri: We can't blame Mr Peter, he has been a trader all his life. The lawyers that should rightly advise him failed to do so.
Tinubu: Hmmm...
Ajuri: It seems they were only interested in his money. Their watery petitions say it all, your excellency.
Tinubu: I saw the way the judges trashed all the petitions... I really pity Obi. Do you have Obi's phone number, Ajuri?
Ajuri: I have it, your excellency.
Tinubu: Call him... Tell him, his excellency, the president of the federal republic of Nigeria wants to talk to him
Ajuri: I am calling him now, your excellency. His phone is rigging... Your excellency Mr Peter Obi. This is Ajuri, SA to Mr President
Obi: How are you, Ajuri? I hope all is well with you.
Ajuri: Yes, your excellency. I am fine. Sir, His excellency, the president of Nigeria wants to talk to you.
Obi: Mr President? Please, give the phone to him. Your excellency, sir, good evening Mr President.
Tinubu: Good evening, Obi. How are you and your family?
Obi: We are fine, your excellency. How is Aso Rock, your excellency?
Tinubu: Life is great here, Obi. It is good to be president of Nigeria. Me and my team are really enjoying being here
Obi: Good to hear that, your excellency.
Tinubu: I asked Ajuri to call you in view of the PEPT judgement which was delivered yesterday. You still refused to make the call and congratulate me.
Obi: Your excellency, I am still consulting with my erudite legal team on what to do. They keep telling me I won and that I have hope
Tinubu: Won what?
Obi: The presidential election. My erudite lawyers said I should be the one in Aso Rock, not you, your excellency.
Tinubu: You called those ones erudite lawyers? Those ones who told you 25% of Abuja is a must to be declared president?
Obi: Yes, your excellency. I believe them. I believe I won and my obidient followers also strongly believe I won
Tinubu: Heheheheheheheh . You believe you defeated me, the Jagaban?
Obi: Yes, your excellency. And I am going to appeal the judgement
Tinubu: Obi, Obi, Obi... how many times did I call you?
Obi: Three times, your excellency
Tinubu: Stop wasting your time and resources. It was clear you lost the election. Those lawyers are only interested in your money. Even Ajuri agreed with me on this.
Obi: That's not true your excellency. Some of these lawyers are also obidients and even working on pro bono basis.
Tinubu: Obi, you're a neophyte in politics. Nobody does anything for free in politics... Come to Bourdillon for political education.
Obi: That is not correct, your excellency. I have been a governor, presidential adviser, and a party leader.
Tinubu: Obi, political neophytism is not a condition that is easily cured by being a governor or a political adviser. You need to come to Bourdillon for politics 102
Obi: I don't agree, your excellency. I have enough experience already
Tinubu: Hehehehehehe . I see, you have enough experience... That's why you lost the presential election and quack lawyers are pushing you around.
Obi: Your excellency, we will meet at the Supreme court. I am convinced that I won the election
Tinubu: Obi, when will you stop being dilutional? I can see you're the problem, not your lawyers or your followers (obidients)
Obi: I am not being dilutional, your excellency. I believe I won the election and I have evidence
Tinubu: Hehehehehehe Why didn't you present the evidence at the PEPT?
Obi: I did, your excellency. They didn't just look at my evidence.
Tinubu: Hahahahahaha Peteru... Stop deceiving yourself and your followers. You couldn't prove anything at the PEPT
Obi: Your excellency, my erudite lawyers will prove my case at the supreme court. I am confident the SC judges will rule in my favor
Tinubu: Obi, I like your spirit... that is what I call "can do" spirit. When you lose in SC, we would see how Nigeria could tap into your "can do" spirit.
Obi: I am confident of winning at the SC, your excellency sir. So, for now, it is not over.
Tinubu: Wil you call and congratulate me when it is over? I know and even Nigerians now know you lost the election and you have no evidence to support the allegations you are making
Obi: If my lawyers say I should, I will, your excellency but I am sure of winning at the SC.
Tinubu: Obi, that's fine. I have some foreign guests waiting for me at the dinner table. Life is sweet in Aso Rock... Bye for now.
Obi: Bye, your excellency.

Childish and false write up...

I don’t dabble in politics…. But trust me , I just had a Damn good Read !

The conversation came alive in me head & Omo laff wan tear my skull from back


If this fine content is Yours , You should try venture into writing …

You wicked die , The Tori sweet me scatta


…I saw right through the humor 🔥

Even after winning, una still de find congratulations from your supposed loser?

Lmao. Mûmu post

Nonny95:
Even after winning, una still de find congratulations from your supposed loser?

Lmao. Mûmu post

The thing is bordering on madness from the agbado zombie clan.
Which kind obsession be dis?

What about the call to Atiku and Kwankwaso?

It seems Obi will keep causing restlessness for the next 4 years.

Contentment is great gain.

Xscape1993:
Childish and false write up...

Sad much.

The shit is damn funny!! 😅😅

Gucciboy:
Agbado miscreants always amazes me with their foolishness.

Singular nouns should go with with verbs that appear plural, and plural nouns should go with verbs that appear singular.

This is a rule even elementary school pupils understand.

But you here, calling people "miscreants", is pathetically ignorant of that. Most of you obi supporters are hopelessly illiterate.

Streett:
I don’t dabble in politics…. But trust me , I just had a Damn good Read !

The conversation came alive in me head & Omo laff wan tear my skull from back


If this fine content is Yours , You should try venture into writing …

You wicked die , The Tori sweet me scatta


…I saw right through the humor 🔥

You actually dabble into politics. You are a confirmed Agbadorian. Check your post history.

Corrinthians:
Singular nouns should go with with verbs that appear plural, and plural nouns should go with verbs that appear singular.

This is a rule even elementary school pupils understand.

But you here calling people "miscreants" is pathetically ignorant of. Most of you obi supporters are hopelessly illiterate.

Thank you, my brother, for this free education. Hopefully, he has learned something today