izonborn098:
Handshake of people penis missing..
Many immatured people on this forum...

Make e sha no do you, sha.....

Ya maturity no go gree you raise alarm.....

Samantha124:
Oh! I see... I thought the penis and the testicles have completely disappeared...

But what if it's just erectile disfunction?

See another one of them....
Preek lovers on Nairaland.

See small small children here doubting because they no see picture.
If you are doubting let those alfa apprentice just touch you with diabolical ring and then you will no the scores

chokekachy:


https://crossriverwatch.com/2023/09/breaking-police-intervene-as-man-loses-penis-testicles-in-calabar/

I can remember vividly when similar incidence happened in usman Danfodiyo university around 1999 a man came around looking for his wife in the process he met a young chap and asked him before you know it the young chap raise alarm that his DK is missing without investigating guys bounced on this man beating him left and right bunt his car almost lynched him to death, Security were involved immediately the boy was asked to pull up his trouser that's when another wahala started the claimed his DK is back some students then said they don't believe him it was a setup to humiliate that man the school was turned upside down until heavy security were deployed, so i believe most of this allegations are false.

It's a mindset and it's real.

talented321:
Tie them down use weed cook indomie and beans for them, they will give him back the gbola.... Lol... Smh...

WHAT WILL HAPPEN, CAUSE I WANT TO COOK BEANS WITH WEEDS FOR THE FIRST TIME

illicit:
Is this thing real?

Read again. Juju dey my friend, confam. I took 300usd to Allen avenue, by gtb early this year to exchange to naira. I counted the naira that I collected from this aboki man twice and it was complete. I put it inside my vehicle's gulf compartment and zoomed off By the time I got to site to pay the pop guy, i was like someone dreaming. 75k had disappeared from the money.

I quickly drove back there to protest bit I didn't see anyone. He had disappeared. I now asked another mallam around, who told me that's how those guys behave and after realising what they did, they may not come around in the next 3 months for fear of being attacked. .

I think i was greedy. The man who approached me agreed to transfer the .naira equivalent of 300usd I to my account but his rate wasn't favourable to me. Then, this juju mallam showed up and promised to buy at a much better rate. I told him he'd credit my account as I'd not like to collect cash but he declined. He said he's not so learned to do bank transfer. I was suspicious so I said he should go away. But cos his rate was attractive, I accepted. I can't make such a stupid mistake again.. though I've been hearing similar stories but never believed it could ever happen...money disappearing. If it hasn't happened to you, a thing like this wouid seem unbelievable.

bigman001:
If you know you know, it happened to my younger brother some 13 - 15 years ago in lagos state ebute metta to be precised, we caught the perpetrator and he confessed to it and returned it after several almighty slaps started raining on him. after he returned and i personally confirmed it has been returned we took my brother to a brothel to be sure its active. I use to doubt such before, but experience will surely humble you.

You took your brother to brothel to do what?
And how were u able to confirm it was functional?
By watching as your brother fvcked Prostitute or you both engaged in party porn??
Your parents must be proud they have grown up boys whose hubbies are fvcking prostitutes.
See what u are confessing to in public space.
Congratulations sha.
More grease to una preek.

IconicR:
Have you seen it and how is it?
Like nothing will be there anymore?
Just describe how it'll be for me

...dis stuff hapens for real nd i ve seen a guy dat an aboki varnished his dick. i was around where d occurence took place nd i rushed down nd also viewed d dick dat disapeared.... dis is how it is dat i saw, d dick wil b dere but it get smaller compare to d way it use to b, d balls in blockos get shrink nd d dick does nt get errection no mata wat ' even if boyoncee naked in front of u in a room... dat is how it is. On dat day, d aboki guy was stripped naked d charm dat he used to varnish d guy's dick was tied on his lap nd he was beaten nd forced to bring back d dick nd he did dat nd after, d guy visited a brothel nd testing d micro-phone... d guy discovered his dick has been restored nd d aboki was arrested by d police... dis is a real story

You only hear stories like this among black monkeys that will never make any progress in their lives..

Later one idiot will start saying how civilisation started with black monkeys.

izonborn098:
Handshake of people penis missing..
Many immatured people on this forum...
ALL THE MEN SAYING IT'S FAKE SHOULD GET THE EXPERIENCE ONE DAY...

You are living in your shadow

The thing happen for one side at ikotun /egbe

Why we no dey ever see picture? Story Story Story
Not saying the event didn't happen but the man's dick never left. That one na lie

Samantha124:
Oh! I see... I thought the penis and the testicles have completely disappeared...

But what if it's just erectile disfunction?

Lol its not, this one is erectile gone 4 good. I've seen it happened to someone. The lady fixed it back after police intervention.

The thing worse than these made up reports are the children on Nairaland who believe them and try to convince everyone that the accounts are real. Illiterate no only mean to no sabi read and write.

I don't think it's true. It happened to my elder brother who nearly lynched by mob until police came to his rescue. Later, the man that raised alarm of missing male organ confessed it was a lie. He was aware my brother had some bulk money on him which was why he played the game to get the money from him.
So terrible!

But why would someone do this to his fellow humans?

It's a battle to live in this country.

I have heard similar stories in the past, but I don't take them seriously because I consider them fake rumors.

They should not let the offenders go until the man regains his manhood.

Interesting... How did the lady fix it back?

tollyboy5:

Lol its not, this one is erectile gone 4 good. I've seen it happened to someone. The lady fixed it back after police intervention.

MeNmyfamily:


You still wouldn't believe, as long as you've set your mind not to believe in "superstitious nonsense".

You'd either call it a Photoshop, or say the victim was born that way.

Give an instance where eyewitness testimony PLUS evidence has been called fake

chokekachy:
.....

The man took off his pants and no one took pictures of the penisless shape before the police arrived?

Samantha124:
Interesting... How did the lady fix it back?

She was arrested, and the bros father was there at the station. So she firstly denied before later accepting to fix it. So they get a lodge for them i think and i don't know what transpired

Egbon just came and confirmed to everyone that it has been restored.

izonborn098:
Handshake of people penis missing..
Many immatured people on this forum...
ALL THE MEN SAYING IT'S FAKE SHOULD GET THE EXPERIENCE ONE DAY...

Na old jazz. E happen for Lagos in the 90s

N wat did d police see

ivolt:
Fake.
This is internet age, yet all report of stolen penis are hearsay and
second hand report.
Our incompetent journalist can't bother asking serious questions.
SMH

Very incompetent journalism.

illicit:
Is this thing real?

Fake until someone posts the pic of the area where it got missing from

TheFacelessMan:


A friend of mine said he witnessed a similar incident in Lagos.

When the genital snatcher was caught and beaten, he returned the victim's d*ck but gave him that of an albino
My friend is a notorious liar. So caveat emptor

ROFLMAO

ednut1:
How come we have never seen video of the so called missing joysticks

Never ooo! And the stewpid mob....they need to be made an example of.

This has nothing to do with all spiritual matters. This is a specific situation. I stand by my words, it is false alarm.[quote author=terabyte002 post=125722780][/quote]

DaddyCoool:


Why didn't you take a photo or video and have it go viral?
LIAR!

Call me a liar If you like.
But the time I witnessed it, I was about 12/13 years then and without a mobile phone.
I know what I saw bro, if you like no believe am

Timoleon:
Always a fake story.

Backwards neighborhoods like these, you can hurt your rival by raising false alarms based in superstitions. Dumb heads will spring into mob action and lynch the person. If taking a person’s dickk is possible by touch, we’d all be dickless. Our markets are crowded, you can’t use public transport with being touched. A ‘dickk stealer’ would easily sit in between two men in our buses and get off without any suspicions. Alas it’s just superstition, everyone gets home with their dickks every freaking day.

The police must arrest the person raising the false alarm and catch scapegoats amongst the mob that tortured the man.

What I'm trying to understand is when Calabar became a "backwards neighbourhood"?!

When your brother’s dick was ‘Missing’, was it a flaccid or was it a flat surface?

bigman001:
If you know you know, it happened to my younger brother some 13 - 15 years ago in lagos state ebute metta to be precised, we caught the perpetrator and he confessed to it and returned it after several almighty slaps started raining on him. after he returned and i personally confirmed it has been returned we took my brother to a brothel to be sure its active. I use to doubt such before, but experience will surely humble you.