Timoleon:
Always a fake story.

Backwards neighborhoods like these, you can hurt your rival by raising false alarms based in superstitions. Dumb heads will spring into mob action and lynch the person. If taking a person’s dickk is possible by touch, we’d all be dickless. Our markets are crowded, you can’t use public transport with being touched. A ‘dickk stealer’ would easily sit in between two men in our buses and get off without any suspicions. Alas it’s just superstition, everyone gets home with their dickks every freaking day.

The police must arrest the person raising the false alarm and catch scapegoats amongst the mob that tortured the man.

I totally agree with your post.

This thing happened in Zaria last week two times

BoldBrainz:


What I'm trying to understand is when Calabar became a "backwards neighbourhood"?!

Any neighborhood that can generate mob lynching on superstitious word of mouth is a backwards neighborhood.

dontrulee:


Call me a liar If you like.
But the time I witnessed it, I was about 12/13 years then and without a mobile phone.
I know what I saw bro, if you like no believe am

But there were cell phones and people love taking videos of such and putting them online. There'd have been hundreds of them by now

They don’t exist. A person’s dickk might be CUT off. That’s the only way it’s possible. No body is stealing any dicks by talking to or touching someone.

soccerlite:


It will good if a dick stealer encounter you

You live to tell the story

Bro it’s false.

IamKizzbrown10:


bro it real

Timoleon:


Any neighborhood that can generate mob lynching on superstitious word of mouth is a backwards neighborhood.

That would make Nigeria an entirely backward entity going by your submission, yes?

Timoleon:
They don’t exist. A person’s dickk might be CUT off. That’s the only way it’s possible. No body is stealing any dicks by talking to or touching someone.

I laugh for you

It seems you reside in europe

Olawade24:
This got me hard, that I mistakely throw away my plate of rice in the restuarant am currently eating.

“What he saw was smaller than a grain of rice and there were no testicles too,”

Naija na cruise, I swear!!!

Before the shrink, were you aware of what it looked like? What if your neighbor had invited a female or females over who had mocked him for having a shrinky dickk and being afraid that the mockery might getbon the street he decided to put the plane on a phantom caller?

If a mere call can take away someone’s dickk, what is helping the rest of us keep out dickks? After all by putting random numbers together you can easily get through to another man within 2 minutes.

Shimran:


Man this is real. A month back it happens to my neighbor with just a phone call. His private parts shrinks in. Real it does happen

It has because superstitious people will input their superstitions in their children. A few days ago, many adults were celebrating how throughput their growing up they believed India beat Nigeria 99-1. Well into adulthood, there are many who still believed the story.

DaddyCoool:




Well, no one knows the extent of what is possible in our universe. If it is totally impossible why has such scenarios arisen for centuries

TOPCRUISE:
You shake person. The person shaken loses his penis plus his testicles immediately.

What of our President that is now shaking everybody's hand up and down? According to President BAT, "me I like shaking hands o"




We learn everyday

Timoleon:
It has because superstitious people will input their superstitions in their children. A few days ago, many adults were celebrating how throughput their growing up they believed India beat Nigeria 99-1. Well into adulthood, there are many who still believed the story.

Take this one below, why would someone falsely accuse a helpless crippled beggar whom he has just given money??
I am a skeptic like you, but there could be things in this universe totally completely beyond even our wildest imagination

https://youtube.com/shorts/LfNAE4K2x2k?si=5IO4OFkNJbUDvp4m

Shimran:
■ Man this is real. A month back it happens to my neighbor with just a phone call. His private parts shrinks in. Real it does happen

So, it wasn't missing? Did you see it yourself?

DaddyCoool:


Take this one below, why would someone falsely accuse a helpless crippled beggar whom he has just given money??
I am a skeptic like you, but there could be things in this universe totally completely beyond even our wildest imagination

https://youtube.com/shorts/LfNAE4K2x2k?si=5IO4OFkNJbUDvp4m

It’s always easy to video the victim of a mob action. While the videos and pictures of baby hope trended as a witch, no one knew his accusers. Many of course believed the baby was a witch and left it to die. The reason is simple. Superstitions. There are many who hold the superstition that giving a beggar money is risky as ‘most’ beggars are diabolic. It’s either the accuser in this case was superstitious or intentionally exploiting the superstitions of others to rid himself of low self esteem caused by having a micro penis.

By the way google images of micro penis.

ivolt:
Fake.
This is internet age, yet all report of stolen penis are hearsay and
second hand report.
Our incompetent journalist can't bother asking serious questions.
SMH

This 'missing gbolal'story started before internet age.

Timoleon:


It’s always easy to video the victim of a mob action. While the videos and pictures of baby hope trended as a witch, no one knew his accusers. Many of course believed the baby was a witch and left it to die. The reason is simple. Superstitions. There are many who hold the superstition that giving a beggar money is risky as ‘most’ beggars are diabolic. It’s either the accuser in this case was superstitious or intentionally exploiting the superstitions of others to rid himself of low self esteem caused by having a micro penis.

By the way google images of micro penis.

I rather Googled images of men whose penis disappeared. The ONLY country is Nigeria😆

DaddyCoool:


I rather Googled images of men whose penis disappeared. The ONLY country is Nigeria 🤣

There you have it. Might have started out as one of those stories told to kids so they stay away from strangers. Lady koi koi stories and the rest. All old boarding schools had a lady koi koi haunting their school. It’s a good story that keeps most students in their hostels at night.

Timoleon:


There you have it. Might have started out as one of those stories told to kids so they stay away from strangers. Lady koi koi stories and the rest. All old boarding schools had a lady koi koi haunting their school. It’s a good story that keeps most students in their hostels at night.

But why has that stolen penis scenario persisted though, and seemingly ONLY in Nigeria. You can't just dismiss it like that. There has to be SOMETHING there, or something behind it!

Kobojunkie:
So, it wasn't missing? Did you see it yourself?

I acted like you times back. So have the right to act it now. Your belif is yours so is mine.

izonborn098:
Handshake of people penis missing..
Many immatured people on this forum...
ALL THE MEN SAYING IT'S FAKE SHOULD GET THE EXPERIENCE ONE DAY...

👍

Timoleon:
Before the shrink, were you aware of what it looked like? What if your neighbor had invited a female or females over who had mocked him for having a shrinky dickk and being afraid that the mockery might getbon the street he decided to put the plane on a phantom caller?

If a mere call can take away someone’s dickk, what is helping the rest of us keep out dickks? After all by putting random numbers together you can easily get through to another man within 2 minutes.

All these questions just because I witnessed something? I gain nothing sharing fictions!

For over 40 years Nigerians believed India beat Nigeria 99-1. We are a mostly superstitious people. Usually the validation most people need is someone the know saying ‘I was there’ wether true or not. Or saying it happened to someone I know or worst a pastor or cleric said so.

DaddyCoool:


But why has that stolen penis scenario persisted though, and seemingly ONLY in Nigeria. You can't just dismiss it like that. There has to be SOMETHING there, or something behind it!

You mentioned me first. My original post mentioned no one. If you simply typed away, I wouldn’t bother mentioning you as I have not mentioned others who simply gave their opinions or ‘shared their experience’. If you mention someone, expect a conversation which includes asking and answering questions to reach an agreeable conclusion. SHALOM

Shimran:


All these questions just because I witnessed something? I gain nothing sharing fictions!

spencekat:
This 'missing gbolal'story started before internet age.

You don't get my point.

100% of the mob have mobile phones with camera and recording app.
Yet, they prefer to tell stories than present evidence of disappeared penis.

Timoleon:
For over 40 years Nigerians believed India beat Nigeria 99-1. We are a mostly superstitious people.

But that's very different from someone who just gave a beggar money crying that his penis disappeared, and have it happen over and over again.
Curious thing is, politicians who shake millions of hands have their joysticks quite intact. (Then again we don't really know - maybe they’re too embarrassed to admit their penis disappeared!)

yommen:


Very real. I once saw a scenario Iive. But the guy whose penis was taken shouted. People instantly gathered and told him to open his trousers. As he was trying to open trousers, the culprit guy touched him again and he shouted that the thing has come back.

In the midst of mob, you were able to monitor who touched who?

That was how the criminal guy was boasting that nothing happened. He just suddenly excused them and mounted a bike already waiting for him.

You called the guy a criminal because a mentally imbalanced poverty stricken person accused him of what he didn't do?

Isn't it strange that the penis returned immediately people asked the mad man to open his trousers.
That innocent guy is lucky, imagine the mob was filled with people like you, you would have killed him for
nothing.

DaddyCoool:


Take this one below, why would someone falsely accuse a helpless crippled beggar whom he has just given money??
I am a skeptic like you, but there could be things in this universe totally completely beyond even our wildest imagination

https://youtube.com/shorts/LfNAE4K2x2k?si=5IO4OFkNJbUDvp4m

This is not a matter of imagination.
Penis disappearing is strictly a process that can be confirmed without stories or hearsay.

Let me guess, the previous victims of the beggar who is known for "taking things" just walked away without protest.
The funny thing is that the powerful crippled beggar didn't bother improving his life after taking so many joysticks!

ivolt:

You don't get my point.

100% of the mob have mobile phones with camera and recording app.
Yet, they prefer to tell stores than present evidence of disappeared penis.

And they LOVE putting such things on social media!
Come to think of it, that's the kind of scenario bloggers will manufacture. But we don't even have that

ivolt:

This is not a matter of imagination.
Penis disappearing is strictly a process that can be confirmed without stories or hearsay.

Let me guess, the previous victims of the beggar who is known for "taking things" just walked away without protest.
The funny thing is that the powerful crippled beggar didn't bother improving his life after taking so many joysticks!

But you didn't answer the question, MOTIVE! :

Why would someone falsely accuse a helpless crippled beggar whom he had just given money??
And have the scenario repeated by different people. Is there a conspiracy to bring down the pitiful beggar who was already the lowest??

DaddyCoool:


But that's very different from someone who just gave a beggar money crying that his penis disappeared, and have it happen over and over again.
Curious thing is, politicians who shake millions of hands have their joysticks quite intact. (Then again we don't really know - maybe they’re too embarrassed to admit their penis disappeared!)

Believe what you will. As of today, no evidence exists. Ikeja is a very busy place and we are in an age where everyone wants to be the one to break the news. Not one person made a pictures or video. Same thing of this Calabar story.

Timoleon:


Believe what you will. As of today, no evidence exists. Ikeja is a very busy place and we are in an age where everyone wants to be the one to break the news. Not one person made a pictures or video. Same thing of this Calabar story.

Now you mention it, trust bloggers to manufacture a scenario within the comming weeks, complete with elaborate video evidence from beginning to end!(Somehow they'd know and be videoing the guy b4 his penis gets stolen😆)