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Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by luluman: 9:36pm On Sep 11, 2023
izonborn098:
Handshake of people penis missing..
Many immatured people on this forum...
ALL THE MEN SAYING IT'S FAKE SHOULD GET THE EXPERIENCE ONE DAY...
You should be ashamed to have believed this.

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Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by izonborn098(m): 9:43pm On Sep 11, 2023
U are a kid..
luluman:
You should be ashamed to have believed this.
ask ur politicians'' that is why they are not afraid of ur god u claim is all powerful... Akamu kids...
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by luluman: 9:49pm On Sep 11, 2023
izonborn098:
U are a kid.. ask ur politicians'' that is why they are not afraid of ur god u claim is all powerful... Akamu kids...
Akamu kids are wiser than indomie generation like you.

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Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by 1MILLIONLiGHTS(m): 10:18pm On Sep 11, 2023
We shall SEE The videos one day for proof. Continue lying that penis disconnection by some devil's electrician is real and you've witnessed one. 99 days for the liars, 1 day for Nairalanders.
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Banter1(m): 10:55pm On Sep 11, 2023
illicit:
Is this thing real?
Yes, I have witnessed it first hand.
I remembered when I went to the market on market day and they snatched this woman's puni it was so funny cause when the woman put off her undies that place was flat sealed like their is no puni at all.
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Banter1(m): 10:57pm On Sep 11, 2023
Timoleon:
Always a fake story.

Backwards neighborhoods like these, you can hurt your rival by raising false alarms based in superstitions. Dumb heads will spring into mob action and lynch the person. If taking a person’s dickk is possible by touch, we’d all be dickless. Our markets are crowded, you can’t use public transport with being touched. A ‘dickk stealer’ would easily sit in between two men in our buses and get off without any suspicions. Alas it’s just superstition, everyone gets home with their dickks every freaking day.

The police must arrest the person raising the false alarm and catch scapegoats amongst the mob that tortured the man.
until it happens to you. I have witnessed first hand not once

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Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by KingLennon(m): 11:33pm On Sep 11, 2023
illicit:
Is this thing real?
Very real. I've seen it right before my very before sad
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by KingLennon(m): 11:34pm On Sep 11, 2023
Timoleon:
Always a fake story.

Backwards neighborhoods like these, you can hurt your rival by raising false alarms based in superstitions. Dumb heads will spring into mob action and lynch the person. If taking a person’s dickk is possible by touch, we’d all be dickless. Our markets are crowded, you can’t use public transport with being touched. A ‘dickk stealer’ would easily sit in between two men in our buses and get off without any suspicions. Alas it’s just superstition, everyone gets home with their dickks every freaking day.

The police must arrest the person raising the false alarm and catch scapegoats amongst the mob that tortured the man.
It's real o. The man's diçk became very tiny like a 2 year old's own

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Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by izonborn098(m): 11:59pm On Sep 11, 2023
luluman:
Akamu kids are wiser than indomie generation like you.
u don't travel so i don't blame u...
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by jaephoenix(m): 1:23am On Sep 12, 2023
chokekachy:


https://crossriverwatch.com/2023/09/breaking-police-intervene-as-man-loses-penis-testicles-in-calabar/
As a youth corper in General Hospital, Kutigi, Lavun LGA, Niger state, police guys arrested a dicck stealing 'perp' and brought the 'victim' for me to certify him dickless and issue a medical certificate. I said in my young atheistic mind lemme see if this shit is real. Lo and behold, I saw a dick way healthier and longer than mine. I was angry at the popo cretards and wrote in no uncertain terms about the good condition of the dicck.
Its unfortunate the average Nigerian IQ is way below par. If any of these people could think, they would have asked themselves why we don't see pics of these dicckless pubises. But instead all we hear are stories. It may also be Koro syndrome but then would those idiots believe that they are mentally ill?

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Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by jaephoenix(m): 1:25am On Sep 12, 2023
gistray:
Always among poor people.


Why can't the JuJu man command the testicles to appear in his room and avoid getting caught like this?

That man had a medical condition that made his balls vanish and now he's used innocent someone as scapegoat
Its called Koro syndrome. They need a psychiatrist
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by jaephoenix(m): 1:28am On Sep 12, 2023
talented321:
Are u okay this morning?.. if u are serious come to delta asaba and have the pictures..
I have seen a man pocket somebody penis inside sack bag...
The one that reduce one time they know theirselves quickly.. While the one that reduce from 5ins to 3ins they don't realize quickly... Smh... Indomie&akamu and weed...
I believe you have a phone with camera. What stops you from taking pics and video, instead of telling someone to travel all the way to Asaba to see bullshit.
SMH angry
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Ilekokonit: 1:40am On Sep 12, 2023
This "purportedly" used to happen a lot in Lagos in the 80s and when the penis is later "returned" by the penis thief, the "elders" in the gathered crowd will appoint a penis verifier to escort the victim to a nearby brothel for him to "test" that the returned penis still works.

In 2023 when other countries are thinking of going to the moon, we in Nigeria are still talking of someone using juju to steal a penis
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Kobojunkie: 3:05am On Sep 12, 2023
Ilekokonit:
This "purportedly" used to happen a lot in Lagos in the 80s and when the penis is later "returned" by the penis thief, the "elders" in the gathered crowd will appoint a penis verifier to escort the victim to a nearby brothel for him to "test" that the returned penis still works.In 2023 when other countries are thinking of going to the moon, we in Nigeria are still talking of someone using juju to steal a penis

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Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Tommydare(m): 5:45am On Sep 12, 2023
It might have happened elsewhere beforetoo. It's not everything that happened in other places you get to see on internet.
DaddyCoool:








Ok, okay! We're only humbly asking, how come it happens ONLY in Nigeria?? If you doubt, Google it!
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 5:50am On Sep 12, 2023
From what you read or from what you saw?
KingLennon:

It's real o. The man's diçk became very tiny like a 2 year old's own
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by DaddyCoool: 6:11am On Sep 12, 2023
Tommydare:
It might have happened elsewhere beforetoo. It's not everything that happened in other places you get to see on internet.

See below

Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by KingLennon(m): 6:35am On Sep 12, 2023
Timoleon:
From what you read or from what you saw?
From what I saw. It's happening here on a daily
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 6:41am On Sep 12, 2023
What did you see?
KingLennon:

From what I saw. It's happening here on a daily
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by KingLennon(m): 7:12am On Sep 12, 2023
Timoleon:
What did you see?
Do u have problems with English comprehension?
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by seborrhic: 7:14am On Sep 12, 2023
talented321:
But u believe that there is a god that perform miracles... your politicians don't have ur time because they are using the same juju powers and they know there is no god that can harm them... Indomie kids...
Mr man if you believe that someone can make another person's penis disappear by mere touch,then you are a stark illiterate that belongs with archaic animals in the zoo because some modern animals now seem to have more intelligence than a pes like you.
Commonsense should make you wonder that how come all those narrating heard the story from second or third parties or those they were present arrived when the person had had the joystick restored after the alleged perpetrator was beaten and retouched him,the alleged victim now saw the penis had been restored.
How come no one,even in this phone camera and video age has been able to snap a picture of a missing penis.Why only videos of the crowd that gathered or the person after "restoration"?
But of course use of commonsense in some Nigerians is now as elusive as the search for water in a the Sahara desert!

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Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 7:14am On Sep 12, 2023
No. Do you have problems answering questions?
KingLennon:

Do u have problems with English comprehension?
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by a2d3rew(m): 7:20am On Sep 12, 2023
[qi don't exactly know, it's spiritually, them dey make money with it. uote author=DaddyCoool post=125729400]







Ok, okay! We're only humbly asking, how come it happens ONLY in Nigeria?? If you doubt, Google it![/quote]
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by seborrhic: 8:01am On Sep 12, 2023
Ilekokonit:


In 2023 when other countries are thinking of going to the moon, we in Nigeria are still talking of someone using juju to steal a penis
Going to the moon will soon even become like riding in a plane to another country.
Many Nations are now thinking beyond going to the moon.In 50 years,they maybe talking of going to the "Red planet",Mars and exploring other planets,yet today and even in that 50 years time,some imbeciles will still be believing someone can make another penis disappear!

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Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by talented321: 9:17am On Sep 12, 2023
Oga stop writing epistles...
seborrhic:

Mr man if you believe that someone can make another person's penis disappear by mere touch,then you are a stark illiterate that belongs with archaic animals in the zoo because some modern animals now seem to have more intelligence than a pes like you.
Commonsense should make you wonder that how come all those narrating heard the story from second or third parties or those they were present arrived when the person had had the joystick restored after the alleged perpetrator was beaten and retouched him,the alleged victim now saw the penis had been restored.
How come no one,even in this phone camera and video age has been able to snap a picture of a missing penis.Why only videos of the crowd that gathered or the person after "restoration"?
But of course use of commonsense in some Nigerians is now as elusive as the search for water in a the Sahara desert!
but do u believe their is a god?
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by luluman: 10:47am On Sep 12, 2023
izonborn098:
u don't travel so i don't blame u...
And all your gallivanting has not taught you enough about life? What a pity.
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Larryizi(m): 10:59am On Sep 12, 2023
Dammmmm
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by DaddyCoool: 11:40am On Sep 12, 2023
a2d3rew:
I don't exactly know, it's spiritually, them dey make money with it. talented321, seborrhic


Read below. Not in any single instance did any penis actually permanently disappear.
It's a medical condition - the penis withdraws into the body then drops down again later

Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Starking1000000(m): 12:25pm On Sep 12, 2023
illicit:
Is this thing real?
Yes
I'm in Calabar

People really losing their pr££q and it's alarming.
Just after handshake

Nobody day shake again for Calabar ooh

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Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Starking1000000(m): 12:26pm On Sep 12, 2023
Timoleon:
Always a fake story.

Backwards neighborhoods like these, you can hurt your rival by raising false alarms based in superstitions. Dumb heads will spring into mob action and lynch the person. If taking a person’s dickk is possible by touch, we’d all be dickless. Our markets are crowded, you can’t use public transport with being touched. A ‘dickk stealer’ would easily sit in between two men in our buses and get off without any suspicions. Alas it’s just superstition, everyone gets home with their dickks every freaking day.

The police must arrest the person raising the false alarm and catch scapegoats amongst the mob that tortured the man.

I'm not the op
But I'm a student in Calabar

This is true 100%
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Starking1000000(m): 12:29pm On Sep 12, 2023
Sounds fake , but I'm a student in Calabar

It's 100% true, most especially around ekpoabasi side (uncross/ crutch) axis

It's really alarming here, just handshake
Nobody day shake again ooh ... Even cultists 😁😁
Re: Calabar: Police Intervene As Man Loses Penis, Testicles After Handshake by Timoleon(m): 2:00pm On Sep 12, 2023
The part that is true is that someone was accused and mobbed. There’s no proof the accused did it. If you have proof, present it.
Starking1000000:


I'm not the op
But I'm a student in Calabar

This is true 100%

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