nihilistjnr:


Bro, my dad used to run some piggery and catfish operation way back in the day.

One fool from ara adugbo would fly fence into my dad's farm under cover of darkness with a whole net to steal fish. Like this mofo wasn't just reaping where he didn't sow, he was running industrial operations like a CEO on another man's property

My dad got frustrated that the expect yield was not yielding, but didn't want to chalk it up to bigger fish eating smaller fish, so he camped out one night in the farm with his gun and two of his boys, and that's when they caught this bastard. He was lucky to escape with just beating. The local vigilantes begged my dad to hand him over to them to be treated properly

Farming in Nigeria from what I understand is a joke as well. Nigerians seem to feel entitled to your stuff, from herdsmen coming to graze their cows on your crops and kill you if you talk about it, to your workers stealing your produce, to kidnappers waiting for you on the roads

Mehn I don't actually understand how that country is able to feed itself tbh.

nihilistjnr:


Bro, my dad used to run some piggery and catfish operation way back in the day.

One fool from ara adugbo would fly fence into my dad's farm under cover of darkness with a whole net to steal fish. Like this mofo wasn't just reaping where he didn't sow, he was running industrial operations like a CEO on another man's property

My dad got frustrated that the expect yield was not yielding, but didn't want to chalk it up to bigger fish eating smaller fish, so he camped out one night in the farm with his gun and two of his boys, and that's when they caught this bastard. He was lucky to escape with just beating. The local vigilantes begged my dad to hand him over to them to be treated properly

Farming in Nigeria from what I understand is a joke as well. Nigerians seem to feel entitled to your stuff, from herdsmen coming to graze their cows on your crops and kill you if you talk about it, to your workers stealing your produce, to kidnappers waiting for you on the roads

Mehn I don't actually understand how that country is able to feed itself tbh.

seankafor:
my in-law, once my sister deliver, he go first carry the baby run DNA test..

I wonder why this isn't the first thing to do by every man out there.. unless maybe na money matters..

Na that route me go follow anyday I decide to born pikin

izzou:


The only farming i can venture into is the one i want to eat.

Asides that, that business get him own wahala

Every business is profitable. Learning the ropes is the problem

Ibime:


Only insecure men run DNA test. Why your bro inlaw go dey show such obvious lack of trust to your sister, and it sit well with you?

Once a man feel the need to run DNA test, the marriage is already on a rocky footing

sod09:

The fear of running business is the reason I am doing 9-5 office job

seankafor:
me I no too dey reason am cos na wetin I go literally do oo

Make man no come dey train another person pikin think say na he own..

But he no dey make am obvious say na DNA he wan go run, he go just carry the baby from the maternity bed 🛏️ where he/she was delivered to another room.. this happened on the numerous occasions she put the bed, so it was obvious it was DNA he was running..

seankafor:
my in-law, once my sister deliver, he go first carry the baby run DNA test..

I wonder why this isn't the first thing to do by every man out there.. unless maybe na money matters..

Na that route me go follow anyday I decide to born pikin

izzou:


Numerous ke?

seankafor:
business over 9-5 bro..

sod09:

There are some babies that don’t need dna
The first time some of my colleagues see my daughter they accused me of impregnating my wife and wanted to run away and she is the evidence

That mohbad son actually look like him

Ibime:


Only insecure men run DNA test. Why your bro inlaw go dey show such obvious lack of trust to your sister, and it sit well with you?

Once a man feel the need to run DNA test, the marriage is already on a rocky footing

seankafor:
but why can a man be flared up by the mention of otem, isn't that mental psychosis

seankafor:
yes they have like 2 children now going to 3

sod09:

Oya give me business I can run comfortably in naija right now

sod09:

Oya give me business I can run comfortably in naija right now

seankafor:
yeah some children are carbon copy of their parents but not all..

Imagine you and your wife black make she come born fair pikin.. wetin you go do

Amigoss:


You like game,Run gaming biz

sod09:

You can have black people in your family na, genetic can play another role

nihilistjnr:


I ran out of money on a project I'm working on in Nigeria cos construction costs alone almost quadrupled since 2020, and this is despite using in-house labour, and leveraging long-time relationships with suppliers.

I didn't think I was ever going to recoup my investment as it was really planned to be a passive income stream/active pension for my parents, but holy shït I was getting räped on costs.

I approached a couple of banks for a loan facility, and they were all insisting on 18-25% interest on a 36 month tenure for substantial amounts of money. Like bro, we never even trade first, you wan hook us with ridiculous billings

I've left the project for now. If things pick up then I might reconsider, but Nigerian investment scene is a jungle.

Imagine having land for decades, within a few months of construction work beginning, someone from LASG comes to spray on the fence in red paint that it's against some stupid rules from thr fashola era. That shît alone took a lot of money to even try and speak to the person that would tell us how much to pay in fees and who else to grease.

It's ridiculous

izzou:


That is why i laugh when people speak big big grammer online to defend the government online.

Go outside and you will start to wonder how we are surviving in Nigeria.

seankafor:
make he run unisex saloon

E go fit am

But any business wey you dey do wey you no dey in charge.. na another man you dey out good for em table

Theflint1:
From Computer Village to Ikeja last week, if people no stop me ask me something for road, e go reach like 7 persons. Even the crippled man wey dey double as person wey dey help people look when dem wan park, the man on a norms no dey beg, e go just greet you and you go code, the man don begin beg and when e approach me, I could literally see the dread in his eyes. Nobody send beggars again, I wonder how dem dey survive these days.

Amigoss:


You like game,Run gaming biz

Theflint1:
From Computer Village to Ikeja last week, if people no stop me ask me something for road, e go reach like 7 persons. Even the crippled man wey dey double as person wey dey help people look when dem wan park, the man on a norms no dey beg, e go just greet you and you go code, the man don begin beg and when e approach me, I could literally see the dread in his eyes. Nobody send beggars again, I wonder how dem dey survive these days.

sod09:

I think farming is the way out if person wan do business

seankafor:
white people you meant?

I no gree, I must run DNA to clear all doubts

seankafor:
my in-law, once my sister deliver, he go first carry the baby run DNA test..

I wonder why this isn't the first thing to do by every man out there.. unless maybe na money matters..

Na that route me go follow anyday I decide to born pikin

Theflint1:
From Computer Village to Ikeja last week, if people no stop me ask me something for road, e go reach like 7 persons. Even the crippled man wey dey double as person wey dey help people look when dem wan park, the man on a norms no dey beg, e go just greet you and you go code, the man don begin beg and when e approach me, I could literally see the dread in his eyes. Nobody send beggars again, I wonder how dem dey survive these days.

sod09:

If you can’t trust a lady don’t have anything with her
It’s better and safer that way