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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Vision101(m): 11:35pm On Sep 27, 2023
I guess all these guys that sleep around with ladies una mind no dey go this way. Flee from fornication.
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Nobody: 11:50pm On Sep 27, 2023
Barrywilly:
Best bet: 1. Don't touch the corpse report; 2. Report to the police immediately; 3. Contact the deceased family and have a heart to heart talk; 4. Offer to pay all burial expenses/autopsy; 5. Cooperate with the police and 6. Face the attendant social backlash as a man. Trust me, you will come out better.
I don't know why I find the bolded very funny 🤣🤣 🤣 🤣

Like it had my set of teeth out grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by adefitim(m): 5:47am On Sep 28, 2023
This was what running through my mind when I was yanching a girl yesterday evening... May God forbid bad things
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by YoungBlackRico(m): 5:58am On Sep 28, 2023
Normal thing for 9ja. If na man die, blame it on sex enhancement drug. If na woman, the man is the culprit automatically.

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Aydot351(m): 8:57am On Sep 28, 2023
adefitim:
This was what running through my mind when I was yanching a girl yesterday evening... May God forbid bad things
Amen o
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Aydot351(m): 9:04am On Sep 28, 2023
Nextt:

Seems you are looking for defence.
holy ghost fire!!!!
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Exceed15: 5:10pm On Sep 28, 2023
U go explain tire!
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Emma1Oj(m): 5:36pm On Sep 28, 2023
God forgive me. I wanted to say if you have a car, put her in you boot very early and dump her by the road side far from your home. If you don't have car na there wahala dey. Jus throw her body in the next compound. But I won't suggest that.

Because reporting yourself to the Nigeria police no be am o..Dem no get head.
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by imaxx: 12:29am On Sep 29, 2023
Abeg no woman go pass night for my place ever again. Prevention is better than cure. cry cry cry cry cry
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Nyascobar1414: 12:49am On Sep 29, 2023
God forbid woman pass night for mAh house🙆
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by pussyeater(m): 4:24am On Sep 29, 2023
MrBroke:
Only a cctv camera will save you in nigeria in such situation but unfortunately grin
Ode! How will CCTV camera capture the time when una dey fvck. Bros, try dey gen sense once once nah!
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Aydot351(m): 6:19am On Sep 29, 2023
imaxx:
Abeg no woman go pass night for my place ever again. Prevention is better than cure. cry cry cry cry cry
aswr
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Shedrack777: 8:04am On Sep 29, 2023
the only way to claim my innocence is to close eye bang the corpse too and report myself. that way, i know i'm innocently guilty
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Allthelight(m): 8:13am On Sep 29, 2023
Get a good lawyer. Talk to your good lawyer first before saying anything to the police or anybody.

Those saying report to the police first are not very educated on the matter.

Because if u report and make dangerous statements it will be used against you...


Besides it is completely legal to send an innocent man to jail.

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by MrBroke(m): 9:52am On Sep 29, 2023
pussyeater:

Ode! How will CCTV camera capture the time when una dey fvck. Bros, try dey gen sense once once nah!

Since your brain is like that of goat I don't blame you for not knowing how to read and comprehend unfortunately common sense ain't sold at the market. Learn how to read and not hastily detest.
If to Bobrisky get pussy e for b you.
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by spencekat(m): 10:00am On Sep 29, 2023
Barrywilly:
Best bet: 1. Don't touch the corpse report; 2. Report to the police immediately; 3. Contact the deceased family and have a heart to heart talk; 4. Offer to pay all burial expenses/autopsy; 5. Cooperate with the police and 6. Face the attendant social backlash as a man. Trust me, you will come out better.
It happened to a friend I know. He followed these procedures you mentioned, just that police locked him up for four days.

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by pussyeater(m): 5:05am On Oct 13, 2023
MrBroke:


Since your brain is like that of goat I don't blame you for not knowing how to read and comprehend unfortunately common sense ain't sold at the market. Learn how to read and not hastily detest.
If to Bobrisky get pussy e for b you.
Shut up your dirty mouth. With your fcukk face....
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Fiscus105(m): 6:28am On Oct 13, 2023
Aydot351:
A lady spends the night at your place and she dies overnight, how do you claim your innocence? Japa or report yourself at the police station.
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Which innocent you want claim, from a lady u you never done ordnary introduction for?

Wen such a lady dies, you face take full responsibility that may come thereafter.

It's a case of a kidnapped girl died in ur custody.

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Evilstorm: 11:30am On Oct 13, 2023
eepeepook:
There is a procedure called autopsy. Go back to X or Twitter and post this.

By then u for don explain tire for cell..ur bail bonds may be up to a 500k or millions
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Obierika(m): 9:40am On Oct 15, 2023
Trizyd:

🤣🤣😂 You are living far from Nigeria right?? Autopsy??🤣🤣😁

No mind am, na so dem go dey talk theory
Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Quality20(m): 11:58am On Oct 15, 2023
U justvgo to the police station and explain urself ,no too much thoughts or running

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