This ManYoo just funny

Just have a good game in a significant match and they will begin to scout for you.

The sole reason they bought Onana was because he had good passing stats in the UCL final last season.

Same with Verghost who was signed because he scored a brace against Argentina at the WC.

How funny.

TLona1:


That average coach won you your first trophy in 5 years(after kicking Pendu out). Pipe down and appreciate him!

Shebi koeman won you guys trophy too. Why una pursue am?

Shibiri, shibiri, shibiri, uh
They are talkin' shi-shibiri

nitrogen:
I guess the board and the fans forced players on ETH. When the pattern of player recruitment is clear to everyone. Abeg, we need smarter takes in here.

I did not absolve ETH from the failures, Nitrogen. I understand we are all disappointed, frustrated and angry but please calm down my brother. I am probably one of the first to say that his talent identification is so questionable and I even read from some of Ajax fans to that effect. His DOF in Ajax ensured that they got players that were good enough for them while considering their financial capacity. The fact that he went back to signing players he had worked with says a lot about his ability to recruit the right talent. More than anything, for me, it shows that he's limited, unable to think out of the box and very traditional or one dimensional in his mindset.

However, I think the board could do better by having a better DOF to work with him. There was a rumour or joke that on this thread that you are one of the stakeholders and board members of the club, so you might have understanding on what's going on behind the curtain, but I think we need a better and footballing DOF first.

We need someone who isn't learning on the job. We need someone who has the experience and pedigree of previously working in that role for a functional club. For me, there's a difference between a DOF that will support the manager to get the kind of players the DOF wants and one that will make the manager see why we need better players than the ones the manager is requesting for considering the ambitions and the future of the club.

With regards to the fans, we were all fooled by many of his acquisitions. I remember how we were all raving for the purchase of Antony, Onana, and some other players. Mount was probably the only player people were against his purchase.

nitrogen:


It’s very funny. Bruno is almost 30 years, but he’s won no major trophy.

May be he should watch that young boy called Bellingham yesterday. The way he was marking like he want to die and controlling Madrid midfield yesterday.... he will know football pass doing some Nollywood passes

I watch Bellingham yesterday and I was crying for that Bruno fan boy 😭😭😭😭😭. Make he come learn what football is about. That Bruno fan boy should go and watch Napoli and Madrid match again is gonna learn something....

nitrogen:


It’s very funny. Bruno is almost 30 years, but he’s won no major trophy.

No evidence just pack stats for his fan boys to masturbate on!!!!

Onkoolos:
I watch Bellingham yesterday and I was crying for that Bruno fan boy 😭😭😭😭😭. Make he come learn what football is about. That Bruno fan boy should go and watch Napoli and Madrid match again is gonna learn something....

If Man U buys Bellingham today, he will flop like Sancho. 100%

Manchester United will continue to lose their match this season...until only God knows when.

Why do we keep watching their games, when we know it is going to make us unhappy after each loss?
Is it an addiction or we just can't help ourselves? lol

main24:


eph12 this Man U defense is gone!

And it will get worse if they don't get their act together. All three goals were avoidable. One mistake was enough but 3 mistakes? I know they can do better and should do better.

eph12:

And it will get worse if they don't get their act together. All three goals were avoidable. One mistake was enough but 3 mistakes? I know they can do better and should do better.

100%

Just for laugh: all of us would have piled the blame on DDG assuming he was still here.

Who is the best Goal keeper now that will save Man U and also defend for them? lol

If you are watching Manchester united only because you expect them to make you happy always, then you simply know nothing about football, or you are simply a plastic fan.

Football can never make you happy always. There are good times, and there are bad times, and that is football.

And just like the plastic fans, there are those who couldn't back their manager when things start to go wrong.

There are so many plastic fans in here, and sometimes I wonder why some of them can't simply follow their idolo to Saudi Arabia to fulfill their quest for a never ending happiness if that is what they seek for.

main24:

100%

Just for laugh: all of us would have piled the blame on DDG assuming he was still here.

Who is the best Goal keeper now that will save Man U and also defend for them? lol

I'm watching Onana long balls during the match yesterday and probably all failed to meet the target or be anything useful. I can't fault the gk just like I couldn't fault DDG for this last season. We have people that are not ready to contest long balls in our team. Only Hojlund is currently trying to win those long balls.

As for if Onana has it in him to win matches for us, I seriously doubt that.

We didn't play badly yesterday but individual errors that are totally avoidable cost us the game.

I still insist that benching some of these players will do the club and the players some good. If they don't get better, we should sell off. Nobody should be untouchable at this stage of our rebuild

YourBestWriter:
If you are watching Manchester united only because you expect them to make you happy always, then you simply know nothing about football, or you are simply a plastic fan.

Football can never make you happy always. There are good times, and there are bad times, and that is football.

And just like the plastic fans, there are those who couldn't back their manager when things start to go wrong.

There are so many plastic fans in here, and sometimes I wonder why some of them can't simply follow their idolo to Saudi Arabia to fulfill their quest for a never ending happiness if that is what they seek for.

Me real fan

Manchester utd has being in bad days for so long. We are tired of it. Big club like man utd oooo


Even when we stick with the club in bad times, u still get mind to call us plastic fans?

At this stage, we should stop putting hope in winning anything and start conducting risky experiments.

I Swear Rashford and Bruno should be benched. All that dust Christobam is yarning no hold water abeg.

At this point there is no difference between our senior players and those little boys. Those little boys can even keep better possession than those dancers we call senior players. So why can't we give them playing time and see?

Our senior players no sabi anything aside counter. If ETH knows what is good for him, he should start his project with those young boys or switch to counter attacking football.

Another nonsense I noticed about man united is the players do don't fit each other. The club will just be buying anybody.

Some players in the club are better off in a possession ball team eg onana, Antony, and Sancho, while others (a good portion of the players) are good at counter attacking football

I'm enjoying the tears 🤣🤣

Cry from now till next year no coach will bench Bruno for club and country, Una go explain tire

Lana1:
This Lindelof guy just keeps going under the radar. Dude has been woefully useless since day 1 but somehow managers wont drop him. A fùcking useless defender!!

Maguire >>>> lindelof

eph12:

I'm watching Onana long balls during the match yesterday and probably all failed to meet the target or be anything useful. I can't fault the gk just like I couldn't fault DDG for this last season. We have people that are not ready to contest long balls in our team. Only Hojlund is currently trying to win those long balls.

As for if Onana has it in him to win matches for us, I seriously doubt that.

No individual player can help Man U at the moment. A collective synergy is required.

Guys watch this Piers Morgan interview with Ibrahimovic and see the reason why we dey tell una say 10hag dey fvk up.

The guy no sabi manage United


https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMjm4njQE/

andrewbaba44:


Maguire >>>> lindelof

100%.

dreamxhaser:
Guys watch this Piers Morgan interview with Ibrahimovic and see the reason why we dey tell una say 10hag dey fvk up.

The guy no sabi manage United


https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMjm4njQE/

At this point, which coach do you recommend will save Man U?

Pointing out problems without recommending solution does no one any good.

dreamxhaser:


Me real fan

Manchester utd has being in bad days for so long. We are tired of it. Big club like man utd oooo


Even when we stick with the club in bad times, u still get mind to call us plastic fans?

He's a clown.

We just dey gba up and down and he expect people to be smiling.

main24:


At this point, which coach do you recommend will save Man U?

Pointing out problems without recommending solution does no one any good.

We can only talk here. United upper chambers members no dey here.

Or will you carry the suggestions to Uk

main24:


At this point, which coach do you recommend will save Man U?

Pointing out problems without recommending solution does no one any good.

I think that we are used to having a long term manager because of the Fergie era. Why have we not moved on, after more than a decade? Why can’t we keep firing managers until we get it? It’s looking like we made a mistake with ETH, he is obviously a rookie, what did Chelsea do to Potter after realizing their mistake?

If ETH can’t get his boys to win games, it might be a good time to move on! It is what it is!

Why are you asking guys to mention options like there's none?

That is how you guys kept on asking people to mention options during the summer like they're no good players in the market yet other clubs keep getting them for half the price we use to sign overrated flops.

Now, you are back sounding like apart from ETH, there are no good coaches out there.

Trevor012:
We need to return Casemiro to Madrid and ask for refund. Longliveandprospa come and carry your finished player ha beg.

Lmao... If you remove the goals of Case then you'd probably be in relegation now👀

TLona1:


That average coach won you your first trophy in 5 years(after kicking Pendu out). Pipe down and appreciate him!

🤣🤣🤣..

Why did you sack Valverde or even Koeman?😬

Expert17:
Bruno is not creating chances, lmao

Alfie is carrying this Luton town,and no one talks about it damn 😬

Jokerman:


🤣🤣🤣..

Why did you sack Valverde or even Koeman?😬

Don’t mind the dolt. Barca won’t keep average managers for long, but he is here telling us to appreciate and keep an average manager.