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My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by ekeday(m): 5:30pm On Oct 07, 2023
I was escorting my younger brother to Nyanya Park. On my way with Keke, we’re stopped by Nigerian police, and they tell us that they want to search us. On their search, they found nothing, but after seeing me using my iPhone, the other police reached me and collected it from me.
And I asked, Why did you collect it from me? The other police say he knows what I'm into! And I ask him, What am I into? He replied, Yahoo. I just laughed and said, What makes you think I am Yahoo? Is using an iPhone making someone Yahoo? And I told him to give me my phone or show me what in my phone makes you think I am a Yahoo?
 
The other said he would take us to the station, and that would be the worst! and I told him to let go so that I could ask your officer that told you to embarrass people when they see you using iPhones. I also told him he should show me what he saw on my phone that makes him think I am a criminal, and I told him that I am a blogger and YouTube I am with evidence, so let go to the station.
 
On your way to the station, the other police officer switched to pigin and said to me, "make we talk am here and settle the case,” and I said, Settle what? Let's go to the station. You have already embarrassed me. Let go, so you should show me what makes you think I am Yahoo, and I will talk to your officer who sent you.
 
After we reach the station, these police officers begin to fear me because of the confidence I have. I ask to take me to the room, I want to see the officer! After everything, they searched my phone and operated it for almost an hour with some questions, which went:
Who has this phone? I said it was mine.
What did you do for a living? I said I am a blogger, freelancer, YouTuber, and animator.
 
So after all the questions, the police officer said to the other police that I am not Yahoo and that I should go, and he wrote an apology to me.
 
But I told the officer to listen; not everyone using an iPhone is a scammer or Yahoo, and if such things happen again, I will make sure that you guys are in trouble, so I give them money. All I was hearing was thank you, sir, and I left the office.
 
Story end: na October, plan your future and start learning digital skills. Even if it costs $100 to learn, you will get massive returns.
Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by Mhizzard(m): 5:40pm On Oct 07, 2023
How do you want me to believe your epistle? or was it not nigeria police?

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Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by ekeday(m): 5:42pm On Oct 07, 2023
Mhizzard:
How do you want me to believe your epistle?
or was it not nigeria police?

It was Nigeria police
Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by ekeday(m): 5:47pm On Oct 07, 2023
The story long but I say make I stop
Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by Newdawn30: 5:58pm On Oct 07, 2023
When you reach station you drop money or you no drop money?

You can't go to Nigeria police station make you no drop money even though you are innocent.

I had a funny experience last year December 24, police stopped me at 23 rd festac on my way home to send time with my parent and siblings. I had a laptop bag. Immediately the office notice I had a laptop. I was stopped and they said I was into yahoo, we argued back and forth they took me to their station at the office, I had to call my dad who is a lawyer they finally said I could go, after they searched and found nothing. One even said because I had to Gmail account, it means I am about to start yahoo. Only for Nigeria police they arrest person for crime wey they never commit yet

Before I left, they requested I should drop offering. One even said you don't go to church or hospital empty handed. I had to give them something. I ended up giving them 5k that day

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Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by ekeday(m): 6:35pm On Oct 07, 2023
Newdawn30:
When you reach station you drop money or you no drop money?

You can't go to Nigeria police station make you no drop money even though you are innocent.

I had a funny experience last year December 24, police stopped me at 23 rd festac on my way home to send time with my parent and siblings. I had a laptop bag. Immediately the office notice I had a laptop. I was stopped and they said I was into yahoo, we argued back and forth they took me to their station at the office, I had to call my dad who is a lawyer they finally said I could go, after they searched and found nothing. One even said because I had to Gmail account, it means I am about to start yahoo. Only for Nigeria police they arrest person for crime wet they never commit yet

Before I left, they requested I should drop offering. One even said you don't go to church or hospital empty handed. I had to give them something. I ended up giving them 5k that day

I did drop any, but I just the condition so I decided to give them money one reject it the other collected
Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by JASONjnr(m): 7:14pm On Oct 07, 2023
ekeday:


It was Nigeria police

You like like a child...


Nyanya axis doesn't have police embarrassing people anyhow, they can be easily reported at the force Hq....


Secondly, how will be talking this way to our Nigerian police officers that can easily frame you up and have you beg for your life.

Anyway, you ended your story by advertising your hustle..... Good one!
Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by mischief003: 7:23pm On Oct 07, 2023
I have gone to Nigeria police station and I drop nothing
Newdawn30:
When you reach station you drop money or you no drop money?

You can't go to Nigeria police station make you no drop money even though you are innocent.

I had a funny experience last year December 24, police stopped me at 23 rd festac on my way home to send time with my parent and siblings. I had a laptop bag. Immediately the office notice I had a laptop. I was stopped and they said I was into yahoo, we argued back and forth they took me to their station at the office, I had to call my dad who is a lawyer they finally said I could go, after they searched and found nothing. One even said because I had to Gmail account, it means I am about to start yahoo. Only for Nigeria police they arrest person for crime wet they never commit yet

Before I left, they requested I should drop offering. One even said you don't go to church or hospital empty handed. I had to give them something. I ended up giving them 5k that day

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Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by Newdawn30: 7:48pm On Oct 07, 2023
Well that's my experience with Npf, even the 2times I have made use of them(Npf) to arrest 2 guys, one a neighbor when I was at akwa ibom, who leaks(steal) fuel from my gen and also was tapping the light when I on gen, when I confronted him about his theft he wanted to intimidate me, cos I wasn't from their state according to him. The other one was when I had a missing phone and the thief was sending my female contact messages. I mobilised them with cash in both situations. They will tell you they don't have fuel to move and all sort of unreasonable excuses. As if it's not tax payers money they are using to run the stations

I haven't had any dealing with Nigeria police where I didn't path with money ,apart from stop and search sometimes.
Anything that makes you go to there station. You most drop something. Even though na just statement you won write. You go pay for the papers.


mischief003:
I have gone to Nigeria police station and I drop nothing
Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by Newdawn30: 7:53pm On Oct 07, 2023
Npf rejecting money doesn't sound right to me sha

ekeday:


I did drop any, but I just the condition so I decided to give them money one reject it the other collected
Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by ekeday(m): 10:13pm On Oct 07, 2023
Newdawn30:
Npf rejecting money doesn't sound right to me sha


I na waiting I d talk be dat oo

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Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by PaganTerrorist: 3:23am On Oct 08, 2023
When I was in Nigeria, I used to dress homeless but I was cashing out big time then



No unnecessary wahala with popo or anybody
Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by Trizyd(m): 8:28am On Oct 08, 2023
Nigerian police is owning me 240k, buh I can't put extortion into the debt category.
Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by shortIGBOman: 12:55pm On Oct 08, 2023
ekeday:
I was escorting my younger brother to Nyanya Park. On my way with Keke, we’re stopped by Nig.

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Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by spencekat(m): 1:16pm On Oct 08, 2023
ekeday:
I was escorting my younger brother to Nyanya Park. On my way with Keke, we’re stopped by Nigerian police, and they tell us that they want to search us. On their search, they found nothing, but after seeing me using my iPhone, the other police reached me and collected it from me.
And I asked, Why did you collect it from me? The other police say he knows what I'm into! And I ask him, What am I into? He replied, Yahoo. I just laughed and said, What makes you think I am Yahoo? Is using an iPhone making someone Yahoo? And I told him to give me my phone or show me what in my phone makes you think I am a Yahoo?
 
The other said he would take us to the station, and that would be the worst! and I told him to let go so that I could ask your officer that told you to embarrass people when they see you using iPhones. I also told him he should show me what he saw on my phone that makes him think I am a criminal, and I told him that I am a blogger and YouTube I am with evidence, so let go to the station.
 
On your way to the station, the other police officer switched to pigin and said to me, "make we talk am here and settle the case,” and I said, Settle what? Let's go to the station. You have already embarrassed me. Let go, so you should show me what makes you think I am Yahoo, and I will talk to your officer who sent you.
 
After we reach the station, these police officers begin to fear me because of the confidence I have. I ask to take me to the room, I want to see the officer! After everything, they searched my phone and operated it for almost an hour with some questions, which went:
Who has this phone? I said it was mine.
What did you do for a living? I said I am a blogger, freelancer, YouTuber, and animator.
 
So after all the questions, the police officer said to the other police that I am not Yahoo and that I should go, and he wrote an apology to me.
 
But I told the officer to listen; not everyone using an iPhone is a scammer or Yahoo, and if such things happen again, I will make sure that you guys are in trouble,[/b] so I give them money.[b] All I was hearing was thank you, sir, and I left the office.
 
Story end: na October, plan your future and start learning digital skills. Even if it costs $100 to learn, you will get massive returns.

If you need professional websites or personal mentors on how to start a blog and make money WhatsApp me on
After all the stress and embarrassment, you still gave them money?
Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by BigDawsNet: 1:56pm On Oct 08, 2023
ekeday:
I was escorting my younger brother to Nyanya Park. On my way with Keke, we’re stopped by Nigerian police, and they tell us that they want to search us. On their search, they found nothing, but after seeing me using my iPhone, the other police reached me and collected it from me.
And I asked, Why did you collect it from me? The other police say he knows what I'm into! And I ask him, What am I into? He replied, Yahoo. I just laughed and said, What makes you think I am Yahoo? Is using an iPhone making someone Yahoo? And I told him to give me my phone or show me what in my phone makes you think I am a Yahoo?
 
The other said he would take us to the station, and that would be the worst! and I told him to let go so that I could ask your officer that told you to embarrass people when they see you using iPhones. I also told him he should show me what he saw on my phone that makes him think I am a criminal, and I told him that I am a blogger and YouTube I am with evidence, so let go to the station.
 
On your way to the station, the other police officer switched to pigin and said to me, "make we talk am here and settle the case,” and I said, Settle what? Let's go to the station. You have already embarrassed me. Let go, so you should show me what makes you think I am Yahoo, and I will talk to your officer who sent you.
 
After we reach the station, these police officers begin to fear me because of the confidence I have. I ask to take me to the room, I want to see the officer! After everything, they searched my phone and operated it for almost an hour with some questions, which went:
Who has this phone? I said it was mine.
What did you do for a living? I said I am a blogger, freelancer, YouTuber, and animator.
 
So after all the questions, the police officer said to the other police that I am not Yahoo and that I should go, and he wrote an apology to me.
 
But I told the officer to listen; not everyone using an iPhone is a scammer or Yahoo, and if such things happen again, I will make sure that you guys are in trouble, so I give them money. All I was hearing was thank you, sir, and I left the office.
 
Story end: na October, plan your future and start learning digital skills. Even if it costs $100 to learn, you will get massive returns.

If you need professional websites or personal mentors on how to start a blog and make money WhatsApp me on

What was the money for? For embarrassing you or wasting your time?..

You don't owe them anything... they hav cleared you with an apology.. you suppose to walk out and thats it...

Normal in a sane country.. you are not allow to give any cops money.. dia job is to protect..

Anyway next time.. dey will quickly remember your face when you pass dia checkpoint..
Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by ekeday(m): 11:28am On Oct 12, 2023
yes you get the point
BigDawsNet:


What was the money for? For embarrassing you or wasting your time?..

You don't owe them anything... they hav cleared you with an apology.. you suppose to walk out and thats it...

Normal in a sane country.. you are not allow to give any cops money.. dia job is to protect..

Anyway next time.. dey will quickly remember your face when you pass dia checkpoint..
Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by emekalovepets: 1:16pm On Oct 12, 2023
So all this fool are believing this bastard lie wen ig of police 👮‍♀️ have warn any police to stop searching phone and still yet you are believing this Bastard lie make na continue Dey type nonsense

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Re: My Experience With The Nigerian Police When They See You Using An Iphone by ekeday(m): 8:05pm On Oct 12, 2023
what nonsense here?
emekalovepets:
So all this fool are believing this bastard lie wen ig of police 👮‍♀️ have warn any police to stop searching phone and still yet you are believing this Bastard lie make na continue Dey type nonsense

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