Na so we see am.

And Naira enter 1200 today

Oh, to be as intelligent as people like these!!!

This bro annihilated Iyin, abeg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who is he?? ?? ?? ?? ??!

He's definitely worth a follow! He even entered Maslow's hierarchy of needs to shame him. You'd need about three full minutes of undivided attention to finish reading this lashing of a lecture.

I never even finish.


https://twitter.com/OluAyoola7D/status/1715803208042402058?t=oqmsY9ryqDY1uV8fXjHjVg&s=19

https://www.nairaland.com/7885712/nigeria-unites-palestine-muslims-hold


naira depreciating everyday, inflation high , but their concern is Palestine that are thousands of miles away.


These people are holding us back,I don't deserve to share the same country with them

Magnoliaa:
This bro annihilated Iyin, abeg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who is he?? ?? ?? ?? ??!

He's definitely worth a follow! He even entered Maslow's hierarchy of needs to shame him. You'd need about three full minutes of undivided attention to finish reading this lashing of a lecture.

I never even finish.


https://twitter.com/OluAyoola7D/status/1715803208042402058?t=oqmsY9ryqDY1uV8fXjHjVg&s=19

Nah nah,this guy sabi cook ....he is even an obidient,WHAT!!!!!

Ballzproblemm:
https://www.nairaland.com/7885712/nigeria-unites-palestine-muslims-hold


naira depreciating everyday, inflation high , but their concern is Palestine that are thousands of miles away.


These people are holding us back,I don't deserve to share the same country with them

done in Lagos , funny how they're no claims about them trying to take over Lagos 🤔, except when igbo is involved

Amigoss:
Nah nah,this guy sabi cook ....he is even an obidient,WHAT!!!!!

Seeeee. I said the same thing!

The fact that he's on 'our team?' I'm floored.

Dem go peel it😂😂


https://nairametrics.com/2023/10/22/fg-to-introduce-green-surcharge-on-imported-vehicles/

liveLongNprospa:
Dem go peel it😂😂


https://nairametrics.com/2023/10/22/fg-to-introduce-green-surcharge-on-imported-vehicles/

liveLongNprospa:
Dem go peel it😂😂


https://nairametrics.com/2023/10/22/fg-to-introduce-green-surcharge-on-imported-vehicles/

Even betting boys are not left out

Monerozi5590


Does the subtitle really match the words?...wahala dey o

https://twitter.com/_weyimi/status/1716095718350262728

liveLongNprospa:
Dem go peel it😂😂


https://nairametrics.com/2023/10/22/fg-to-introduce-green-surcharge-on-imported-vehicles/

Tinubu don suffocate the poor finish, na to bury them remain .

Amigoss:


Even betting boys are not left out

A thief will always be a thief. Only thing they are efficient in its implementation is taxing and robbing the citizens of the little money they have.

Taxes on everything, billions saved ....then looted by the same thieves

I just dey pity those wey still school and will be done with NYSC under this Tinubu era.

Them go first dey get Hope say dem go hustle to get one of the few jobs out there . People wey dey work now sef dey fear make company no lay them off based on the state of the economy . How person wey never get experience go come get fresh job ? Even the few companies that still do graduate trainees now, na most of their senior manager’s relatives go dey enter majorly .

Any graduate wey no just get sense no go put eyes for tech and dey find opportunity for remote jobs, he just dey frustrated for this new Nigeria wey we dey .

And for those already working with job experience , no go loose guard dey too relaxed for ur company . Look out for jobs in industries that has buffer shock and can survive the maximum shege that is still up ahead under this Tinubu government and moooove!

Ollie Watkins mehn

Amigoss:


Even betting boys are not left out

Shey na bookies them go dey pay?
Abi them go start to dey collect commission on winnings.

BlueRayDick:
I just dey pity those wey still school and will be done with NYSC under this Tinubu era.

Them go first dey get Hope say dem go hustle to get one of the few jobs out there . People wey dey work now sef dey fear make company no lay them off based on the state of the economy . How person wey never get experience go come get fresh job ? Even the few companies that still do graduate trainees now, na most of their senior manager’s relatives go dey enter majorly .

Any graduate wey no just get sense go put eyes for tech and dey find opportunity for remote jobs, he just dey frustrated for this new Nigeria wey we dey .

And for those already working with job experience , no go loose guard dey too relaxed for ur company . Look out for jobs in industries that has buffer shock and can survive the maximum shege that is still up ahead under this Tinubu government and moooove!

Sorry, please could you rephrase @bolded?

Nwoyes is chopping it again.

4-1

akwesenana:
Sorry, please could you rephrase @bolded?

If u are in school or not yet in school but u will become a graduate under this Tinubu era with the hope of looking for a white collar job…..Go and learn a tech skill like Data analysis, UI/UX design , Cloud computing , programming etc.

Don’t have any false hope that ur degree will open any door o. People wey dey inside the door sef dem dey throw them overboard as matter dey go now .

Get a tech skill and watch out for jobs that can be done remotely and jobs that can offer u relocation out of the country

BlueRayDick:
I just dey pity those wey still school and will be done with NYSC under this Tinubu era.

Them go first dey get Hope say dem go hustle to get one of the few jobs out there . People wey dey work now sef dey fear make company no lay them off based on the state of the economy . How person wey never get experience go come get fresh job ? Even the few companies that still do graduate trainees now, na most of their senior manager’s relatives go dey enter majorly .

Any graduate wey no just get sense go put eyes for tech and dey find opportunity for remote jobs, he just dey frustrated for this new Nigeria wey we dey .

And for those already working with job experience , no go loose guard dey too relaxed for ur company . Look out for jobs in industries that has buffer shock and can survive the maximum shege that is still up ahead under this Tinubu government and moooove!

or make Dem swallow pride dey enter oyibo dm for fb, insta, etc .. make Dem kuku turn to international amajiri beggers ..

BlueRayDick:


If u are in school or not yet in school but u will become a graduate under this Tinubu era with the hope of looking for a white collar job…..Go and learn a tech skill like Data analysis, UI/UX design , Cloud computing , programming etc.

Don’t have any false hope that ur degree will open any door o. People wey dey inside the door sef dem dey throw them overboard as matter dey go now .

Get a tech skill and watch out for jobs that can be done remotely and jobs that can offer u relocation out of the country

I'm now thinking that finance courses are better. It's far less saturated. If I was a fresh graduate, would have done ACCA and then CFA. The opportunities both in Nigeria and beyond are endless.

seankafor:
or make Dem swallow pride dey enter oyibo dm for fb, insta, etc .. make Dem kuku turn to international amajiri beggers ..

Aid trucks are moving into Gaza. Rafa crossing is open.

BlueRayDick:


If u are in school or not yet in school but u will become a graduate under this Tinubu era with the hope of looking for a white collar job…..Go and learn a tech skill like Data analysis, UI/UX design , Cloud computing , programming etc.

Don’t have any false hope that ur degree will open any door o. People wey dey inside the door sef dem dey throw them overboard as matter dey go now .

Get a tech skill and watch out for jobs that can be done remotely and jobs that can offer u relocation out of the country

Okay, thanks. I thought you were advising against it.

Itsrm:


I'm now thinking that finance courses are better. It's far less saturated. If I was a fresh graduate, would have done ACCA and then CFA. The opportunities both in Nigeria and beyond are endless.

If ur parents no really hold bar or u no get job wey dey cater for ur needs and still chop remain, CFA is not for u.

CFA will practically lift u out of poverty once u have it. Even if u pass just CFA level 1 alone, u go get better job not more of when u eventually pass level 3 and hold the charter .

The naira-dollar wahala would definitely make CFA more expensive now . Even ACCA is affected by exchange rate and it’s also a good certification that allows u practice home and abroad. U go just watch out for opportunities in Naija to get ur first break .

akwesenana:
Okay, thanks. I thought you were advising against it.

Not at all.

BlueRayDick:


If ur parents no really hold bar or u no get job wey dey cater for ur needs and still chop remain, CFA is not for u.

CFA will practically lift u out of poverty once u have it. Even if u pass just CFA level 1 alone, u go get better job not more of when u eventually pass level 3 and hold the charter .

The naira-dollar wahala would definitely make CFA more expensive now . Even ACCA is affected by exchange rate and it’s also a good certification that allows u practice home and abroad. U go just watch out for opportunities in Naija to get ur first break .

In some organisations, they refund the cost of writing professional exams as long as you pass. My advice to a fresh graduate is to write ICAN. It's cheaper. Use the ICAN to get a job in one of such organisations and write the more expensive ones.

seankafor:
or make Dem swallow pride dey enter oyibo dm for fb, insta, etc .. make Dem kuku turn to international amajiri beggers ..

They'd only end up ridiculing themselves and the country. Being Nigerian already puts a question mark on your integrity and intentions.

The alternative is being (tech-)skilled and pitching what you do to the 'oyibo' after researching if they are a lead. Hit or miss. There'd be a lot of misses (more so because you are Nigerian), but you'd hit along the way.

BlueRayDick:


If ur parents no really hold bar or u no get job wey dey cater for ur needs and still chop remain, CFA is not for u.

CFA will practically lift u out of poverty once u have it. Even if u pass just CFA level 1 alone, u go get better job not more of when u eventually pass level 3 and hold the charter .

The naira-dollar wahala would definitely make CFA more expensive now . Even ACCA is affected by exchange rate and it’s also a good certification that allows u practice home and abroad. U go just watch out for opportunities in Naija to get ur first break .

Bros, which kain job you fit get with CFA in Naija and whats the salary range

Asking for a friend who has ACCA. Also if you can kindly brief me the opportunities open to Level 1 holders only within the Nigerian space

Ibime:


Bros, which kain job you fit get with CFA in Naija and whats the salary range

Asking for a friend who has ACCA. Also if you can kindly brief me the opportunities open to Level 1 holders only within the Nigerian space

I know that banks are always looking for those with CFA in their treasury department. One bank I know will only employ you in that department if you have Level 1. And being in that department comes with perks like prompt promotion every 2/3 years. Yearly bonus is also higher.

Most of them don't even stay long. Japa things.