Thanks op

If Naija suffer no taya you, go UK go suffer

Good points

11. MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS.

Thank God my category no dey there.
Every Mallam to his Kettle.

OP what about politician's children whose parents have built castles in Nigeria?

Hmm

Olawade24:


You mean cleaning oyinbo yansh. If that what you mean then aru!!! I rather be a dead man than clean oyinbo yansh.

Tufiakwa. After they colonize us then I will now go to their country and be a slave and recolonize kai tufia.

If is too hard for me to find a Job, I will create one myself here in Nigeria. Pastorpreneur is very lucrative here in Nigeria. You don't even need to own a building or even rent one to start.

LMAOO

Nice write up.

The choice of words, especially with the rungirls.

Clap for yourself.

No big deal with all you've mentioned..
I left Nigeria as one of those you mentioned and I'm doing very great here...

Nigeria leaders are people that Nigerians should wake up every morning and CORSE...
Those people are the real devils in human jacket

Olawade24:


You mean cleaning oyinbo yansh. If that what you mean then aru!!! I rather be a dead man than clean oyinbo yansh.

Tufiakwa. After they colonize us then I will now go to their country and be a slave and recolonize kai tufia.

If is too hard for me to find a Job, I will create one myself here in Nigeria. Pastorpreneur is very lucrative here in Nigeria. You don't even need to own a building or even rent one to start.

Lol! You are funny!

THEY KEEP ON CHASING THEIR COLONIAL MASTERS, BECAUSE DEVELOPMENT IS NOT FOR THE NIGERIAN CITIZEN WHO CAN'T MAKE THEIR OWN HEAVEN ON EARTH 🌎_____ AWON ONIRANU OLUYA

Nobody should run anywhere

Life is hard don't blame the drunkard in the village. Just Do your best

milonw:
Got me laffing at a point

OF COURSE THE NIGERIAN CITIZEN FAILED TO BUILD THEIR HEAVEN ON EARTH 🌎 BECAUSE OF THEIR SICK MENTALITY

😂😂😂😂😂

Kobicove:


Really?

I'm sure he thought he would automatically get a job as a judge in a court over there once he landed

Kobicove:

Really?

I'm sure he thought he would automatically get a job as a judge in a court over there once he landed

Buckingham judge

He's an idiot. He can't even get reasonable jobs there due to his age. He's opening gates there and holding Motorola radios. This is someone who had 2 Police orderlies attached to him when he was in Naija.

3ice9ce:
If Naija suffer no taya you, go UK go suffer

is a sin for the Nigerian citizen to build their heaven on earth

NFBI:
I always see UK as a dry country i don't know why

Abeg no try go Canada. Depression will kill you

11. Insta-vlog clouters who cry at certain things being different abroad. This world’s a very big world. Nigeria is just one country. Adapt a little or stay myopically bound. It doesn’t mean throwing away your primary culture (as if) but it does mean acknowledging it’s not just you and Nigeria in this world.

It’s just like how some ugly Yoruba tribalists almost come close to claiming certain Igbo-made cultural markers (ogbono, Osuofia, Aki and Pawpaw, at this rate probably even onugbu) but turn around and say that their insular tendencies make for another level of sweet (no, honey; it just makes you a/n ignorant, ugly and tribalistic idiot who likes to roll in things that aren’t yours but disrespect and marginalise the people) . If you’re going to wear Brazilian weaves (which I’m not sure I even particularly recommend), eat Igbo food, watch Igbo movies, watch Korean drama, press Asian-made Apple ’phones, use borderline-Israeli greetings (shalom) and eat Canadian maple syrup, respect that it’s not all about you and try and get to know those people and sub-cultures for yourself. We’re all inter-connected in this world. God knows I HATE narrow, myopic, one-sided Nigerians, whether that’s the certain type of tribalist I’m talking about or annoying freshies who call Cambwerwell/Runcorn grannies bad-arse gangsters for smoking 20 Lambert and Butler a day, not knowing that smoking’s a huge part of British culture traditionally (even if everyone just wants to vape nowadays as far as nicotine goes) and not a hooker/ashewo/hoodlum look like it is in Nigeria. Freshies have a lot to learn about the world in general.

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sonnie10:
Whether home or abroad, just work hard and stop being lazy.

AngelicBeing:
Hian

Exceed15:
11. MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS.

sonnie10:
Whether home or abroad, just work hard and stop being lazy.

AntiChristian:

You'll earn like N13k per hour!

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AngelicBeing:
Always, wittingly cojoining different posters together on nairaland.com, it seems been witty is the way to go, I hope Nigerian politicians and policy makers can go witty and wittingly revive the comatose Nigerian economy, @ Post, those who want to vamoose to UK can go, Migration is as old as Father Abraham been told by God to leave his father's land to another land called Canaanland and that singular act of obedience by Abraham has put his name on the global map, Abraham is been mentioned all over the world today

There are no witty political leaders in Nigeria presently what we have are corrupt leaching looters.
If the purpose is about earning foreign currencies then no need to travel overseas or japa as it's termed rather just join us that are online earners/remote workers howbeit if it's about other reasons then safe journey.

Wittyness

Chetas81:
is a sin for the Nigerian citizen to build their heaven on earth

UK na ya heaven abi? No wahala. Go there go join them. For UK, you fit cry overnight, yet you must not resume your house help work late.

Funny enough, if there is a free flight to UK this week, Nigeria will almost be empty.

People are going through hell in their own country, they would prefer a place they can earn even if it takes them to work assiduously.

Seeing an old man gathering woods and sands from flood just to feed tells you how worst things are presently.

At times I said I'm broke, but received some SOS messages from married people who just need to put food on the table for the night even though the next day wasn't sure. I have to empty my account most times for those in dire need. Someone close to me committed suicide despite the little help we could gather for him financially.

Nigeria , Nigeria, Nigeria my dear country, you will one day be healed from this mess you are.
We still trust for a better day someday.

phemmie06:
If not for our unrepentant dealers called leaders we don't need to go out of our country for greener pasture

miserable within the African continent

Lol at father abraham

Yes, you could be right in some of your reasons. But there are many very important reasons for someone to 'Japa' and ready to be third class citizen and live a decent life where everybody's almost have equal right to breath. It is not always about money why people 'Japa' but to live in a country where things are working. A place you can have access to good medical facilities. A million in Nigeria can become a poor man within in tingle of an eye if he /she is attack with an ailment that is million naira salary or business can accommodate. A case question is Mr IBU., that people are trying to raise money for his medical bills. Thank God, he is known , that was the reasons people are offering helps. There are many other reasons , is it the power problem, in security etc. Please go and shine your eyes and do not be deceived. If I have the opportunity , I will 'JAPA' , i don't mind to become for fourth class citizen so far i can work legally and put food on my table.

Mindlog:
There is still a lot of job openings in the social care sector here in the UK, especially working with children and young persons though the recruitment process is very detailed with firms that know their onions.

This is the kind of jobs they employ an African to do.

Hehe. Aimoye bank managers ni warehouse.

Akin0:
Yes, you could be right in some of your reasons. But there are many very important reasons for someone to 'Japa' and ready to be third class citizen and live a decent life where everybody's almost have equal right to breath. It is not always about money why people 'Japa' but to live in a country where things are working. A place you can have access to good medical facilities. A million in Nigeria can become a poor man within in tingle of an eye if he /she is attack with an ailment that is million naira salary or business can accommodate. A case question is Mr IBU., that people are trying to raise money for his medical bills. Thank God, he is known , that was the reasons people are offering helps. There are many other reasons , is it the power problem, in security etc. Please go and shine your eyes and do not be deceived. If I have the opportunity , I will 'JAPA' , i don't mind to become for fourth class citizen so far i can work legally and put food on my table.

Have you ever travelled out of Nigeria in your entire life?
Medical care in Nigeria is very very cheap compared to the UK and, US and Canada. The difference is health insurance those ones have.
The cost of an ambulance ride in the UK will do CS birth for 4 women in Naija.
Or have you factored the waiting time before you can see a GP in the UK?

wittywriter:







Wittyness

Always, wittingly cojoining different posters together on nairaland.com, it seems been witty is the way to go, I hope Nigerian politicians and policy makers can go witty and wittingly revive the comatose Nigerian economy, @ Post, those who want to vamoose to UK can go, Migration is as old as Father Abraham been told by God to leave his father's land to another land called Canaanland and that singular act of obedience by Abraham has put his name on the global map, Abraham is been mentioned all over the world today