*Filled up my tank for NGN 48,000 and noticed the car behind me was a taxi trying to buy NGN 3,000 fuel.*

I told the fuel attendant to sell NGN 10,000 for him that I’d pay.

Let him use that one to work. The attendant was selling for the car beside me first because cars lined up both left and right. We were waiting for the POS Machine from his colleague.

I then noticed the APC flag in the taxi-man’s car and I smiled.

Me: You dey do Emilokan for this economy

Taxi man: I be APC oh, na only Yoruba fit help this country.

Me: So you still dey vote with tribe for 2023. How much be fuel now, how is the economy treating you.

Taxi man: Things hard oh but e go better. Everything don cost now.

Me: And you still use emilokan chain, chain your car. Even put the flag in your taxi.

Taxi man: Na we dey govt now oh. Fulani don do their own, na our turn now. Na we dey power, even court talk am.

Me: So you dey govt now, lol. But you’re complaining everything is hard. You can’t even afford fuel.

Taxi Man: Na Fulani and Igbo make fuel cost Aunty. They just want country to hard for us but God pass them.

Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Who told you that. I’m sure it’s the same people that flogged and beat up citizens that went to vote that is telling you that nonsense.

Taxi man: Na so election be Aunty. Na who strong pass go win

Me: So beating people up na strength.

Taxi man: If you no do like that, people no go fear you.

Fuel Attendant: How much am I taking from your card.

Me: How much fuel did I buy? Remove my NGN 48,000

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me again.

Me: Na you dey power now na. You supposed buy for me.

Taxi man: Aunty country don hard now if not I for buy for you.

Fuel Attendant: Put your pin madam. Oga how much you dey buy.

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me

Me: I’d have loved to but election choices have consequences.
Next time you would vote wisely.
Election choices have consequences.

Pained loser. Go and buy it for tax collectors being lynched left and right in other places.

Makavelli001:
*Filled up my tank for NGN 48,000 and noticed the car behind me was a taxi trying to buy NGN 3,000 fuel.*

I told the fuel attendant to sell NGN 10,000 for him that I’d pay.

Let him use that one to work. The attendant was selling for the car beside me first because cars lined up both left and right. We were waiting for the POS Machine from his colleague.

I then noticed the APC flag in the taxi-man’s car and I smiled.

Me: You dey do Emilokan for this economy

Taxi man: I be APC oh, na only Yoruba fit help this country.

Me: So you still dey vote with tribe for 2023. How much be fuel now, how is the economy treating you.

Taxi man: Things hard oh but e go better. Everything don cost now.

Me: And you still use emilokan chain, chain your car. Even put the flag in your taxi.

Taxi man: Na we dey govt now oh. Fulani don do their own, na our turn now. Na we dey power, even court talk am.

Me: So you dey govt now, lol. But you’re complaining everything is hard. You can’t even afford fuel.

Taxi Man: Na Fulani and Igbo make fuel cost Aunty. They just want country to hard for us but God pass them.

Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Who told you that. I’m sure it’s the same people that flogged and beat up citizens that went to vote that is telling you that nonsense.

Taxi man: Na so election be Aunty. Na who strong pass go win

Me: So beating people up na strength.

Taxi man: If you no do like that, people no go fear you.

Fuel Attendant: How much am I taking from your card.

Me: How much fuel did I buy? Remove my NGN 48,000

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me again.

Me: Na you dey power now na. You supposed buy for me.

Taxi man: Aunty country don hard now if not I for buy for you.

Fuel Attendant: Put your pin madam. Oga how much you dey buy.

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me

Me: I’d have loved to but election choices have consequences.
Next time you would vote wisely.
Election choices have consequences.

Abeg help me with 1k abeg

No matter condition, I remain Batified.
Let them buy fuel 100k into their car, I no send as long as they pay my rent regularly. Na wetin I dey use chop for Omo yib0 head Be dat.
God bless Alhaji for building house for us.

If not, wetin I for they chop for dis kind economy ?

Makavelli001:
*Filled up my tank for NGN 48,000 and noticed the car behind me was a taxi trying to buy NGN 3,000 fuel.*

I told the fuel attendant to sell NGN 10,000 for him that I’d pay.

Let him use that one to work. The attendant was selling for the car beside me first because cars lined up both left and right. We were waiting for the POS Machine from his colleague.

I then noticed the APC flag in the taxi-man’s car and I smiled.

Me: You dey do Emilokan for this economy

Taxi man: I be APC oh, na only Yoruba fit help this country.

Me: So you still dey vote with tribe for 2023. How much be fuel now, how is the economy treating you.

Taxi man: Things hard oh but e go better. Everything don cost now.

Me: And you still use emilokan chain, chain your car. Even put the flag in your taxi.

Taxi man: Na we dey govt now oh. Fulani don do their own, na our turn now. Na we dey power, even court talk am.

Me: So you dey govt now, lol. But you’re complaining everything is hard. You can’t even afford fuel.

Taxi Man: Na Fulani and Igbo make fuel cost Aunty. They just want country to hard for us but God pass them.

Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Who told you that. I’m sure it’s the same people that flogged and beat up citizens that went to vote that is telling you that nonsense.

Taxi man: Na so election be Aunty. Na who strong pass go win

Me: So beating people up na strength.

Taxi man: If you no do like that, people no go fear you.

Fuel Attendant: How much am I taking from your card.

Me: How much fuel did I buy? Remove my NGN 48,000

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me again.

Me: Na you dey power now na. You supposed buy for me.

Taxi man: Aunty country don hard now if not I for buy for you.

Fuel Attendant: Put your pin madam. Oga how much you dey buy.

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me

Me: I’d have loved to but election choices have consequences.
Next time you would vote wisely.
Election choices have consequences.

all these super stories by chinedu

U no even sabi lie

IPOB terrorists creating senseless thread all over the place mteeeew

Makavelli001:
*Filled up my tank for NGN 48,000 and noticed the car behind me was a taxi trying to buy NGN 3,000 fuel.*

I told the fuel attendant to sell NGN 10,000 for him that I’d pay.

Let him use that one to work. The attendant was selling for the car beside me first because cars lined up both left and right. We were waiting for the POS Machine from his colleague.

I then noticed the APC flag in the taxi-man’s car and I smiled.

Me: You dey do Emilokan for this economy

Taxi man: I be APC oh, na only Yoruba fit help this country.

Me: So you still dey vote with tribe for 2023. How much be fuel now, how is the economy treating you.

Taxi man: Things hard oh but e go better. Everything don cost now.

Me: And you still use emilokan chain, chain your car. Even put the flag in your taxi.

Taxi man: Na we dey govt now oh. Fulani don do their own, na our turn now. Na we dey power, even court talk am.

Me: So you dey govt now, lol. But you’re complaining everything is hard. You can’t even afford fuel.

Taxi Man: Na Fulani and Igbo make fuel cost Aunty. They just want country to hard for us but God pass them.

Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Who told you that. I’m sure it’s the same people that flogged and beat up citizens that went to vote that is telling you that nonsense.

Taxi man: Na so election be Aunty. Na who strong pass go win

Me: So beating people up na strength.

Taxi man: If you no do like that, people no go fear you.

Fuel Attendant: How much am I taking from your card.

Me: How much fuel did I buy? Remove my NGN 48,000

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me again.

Me: Na you dey power now na. You supposed buy for me.

Taxi man: Aunty country don hard now if not I for buy for you.

Fuel Attendant: Put your pin madam. Oga how much you dey buy.

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me

Me: I’d have loved to but election choices have consequences.
Next time you would vote wisely.
Election choices have consequences.

Makavelli001:
*Filled up my tank for NGN 48,000 and noticed the car behind me was a taxi trying to buy NGN 3,000 fuel.*

I told the fuel attendant to sell NGN 10,000 for him that I’d pay.

Let him use that one to work. The attendant was selling for the car beside me first because cars lined up both left and right. We were waiting for the POS Machine from his colleague.

I then noticed the APC flag in the taxi-man’s car and I smiled.

Me: You dey do Emilokan for this economy

Taxi man: I be APC oh, na only Yoruba fit help this country.

Me: So you still dey vote with tribe for 2023. How much be fuel now, how is the economy treating you.

Taxi man: Things hard oh but e go better. Everything don cost now.

Me: And you still use emilokan chain, chain your car. Even put the flag in your taxi.

Taxi man: Na we dey govt now oh. Fulani don do their own, na our turn now. Na we dey power, even court talk am.

Me: So you dey govt now, lol. But you’re complaining everything is hard. You can’t even afford fuel.

Taxi Man: Na Fulani and Igbo make fuel cost Aunty. They just want country to hard for us but God pass them.

Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Who told you that. I’m sure it’s the same people that flogged and beat up citizens that went to vote that is telling you that nonsense.

Taxi man: Na so election be Aunty. Na who strong pass go win

Me: So beating people up na strength.

Taxi man: If you no do like that, people no go fear you.

Fuel Attendant: How much am I taking from your card.

Me: How much fuel did I buy? Remove my NGN 48,000

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me again.

Me: Na you dey power now na. You supposed buy for me.

Taxi man: Aunty country don hard now if not I for buy for you.

Fuel Attendant: Put your pin madam. Oga how much you dey buy.

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me

Me: I’d have loved to but election choices have consequences.
Next time you would vote wisely.
Election choices have consequences.

Agabado miscreants wey no they think straight again becos of their Renewed shege mantra.

I can only advice them to keep standing on their mandate wether good or bad.

Sharpsharp00123:
all these super stories by chinedu

U no even sabi lie

At all

yarimo:
IPOB terrorists creating senseless thread all over the place mteeeew

I always say it here that, agbadorians a.k.a ebola infected are the beggar we see both online and offline.

No be joke this is the fact of life.

Mbanda:
I always say it here that, agbadorians a.k.a ebola infected are the beggar we see both online and offline.

No be joke this is the fact of life.

IPOB miscreants and boasting online are like 5 and 6

yarimo:
IPOB miscreants and boasting online are like 5 and 6

Mc oluomo miscreants hates the truth with passion.

Emi Lokan don beg my wife spaghetti taya

Hunger don finish them kpata kpata

😂😂😂

I voted for LP for President and then APC throughout (Senate, Reps, Governor, and HoA)

We warned them, but they called us names

😂😂😂😂

For our estate, we no dey give anything to APC BATstards again. Tinubu bad government don turn all of them to beggars.

E beg your father to buy him fuel before.

If situation of the country worse pass this one Yorubas majority of us will vote Bola Ahmed Tinubu over Pandora. Obi.

Yorubas will only vote Igbos that reach out to them, have something beta in their head than our tribesmen not clueless like the Pandora criminal Peter Obi.

Makavelli001:
*Filled up my tank for NGN 48,000 and noticed the car behind me was a taxi trying to buy NGN 3,000 fuel.*

I told the fuel attendant to sell NGN 10,000 for him that I’d pay.

Let him use that one to work. The attendant was selling for the car beside me first because cars lined up both left and right. We were waiting for the POS Machine from his colleague.

I then noticed the APC flag in the taxi-man’s car and I smiled.

Me: You dey do Emilokan for this economy

Taxi man: I be APC oh, na only Yoruba fit help this country.

Me: So you still dey vote with tribe for 2023. How much be fuel now, how is the economy treating you.

Taxi man: Things hard oh but e go better. Everything don cost now.

Me: And you still use emilokan chain, chain your car. Even put the flag in your taxi.

Taxi man: Na we dey govt now oh. Fulani don do their own, na our turn now. Na we dey power, even court talk am.

Me: So you dey govt now, lol. But you’re complaining everything is hard. You can’t even afford fuel.

Taxi Man: Na Fulani and Igbo make fuel cost Aunty. They just want country to hard for us but God pass them.

Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Who told you that. I’m sure it’s the same people that flogged and beat up citizens that went to vote that is telling you that nonsense.

Taxi man: Na so election be Aunty. Na who strong pass go win

Me: So beating people up na strength.

Taxi man: If you no do like that, people no go fear you.

Fuel Attendant: How much am I taking from your card.

Me: How much fuel did I buy? Remove my NGN 48,000

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me again.

Me: Na you dey power now na. You supposed buy for me.

Taxi man: Aunty country don hard now if not I for buy for you.

Fuel Attendant: Put your pin madam. Oga how much you dey buy.

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me

Me: I’d have loved to but election choices have consequences.
Next time you would vote wisely.
Election choices have consequences.

Shawnnn01:
E beg your father to buy him fuel before.

If situation of the country worse pass this one Yorubas majority of us will vote Bola Ahmed Tinubu over Pandora. Obi.

Yorubas will only vote Igbos that reach out to them, have something beta in their head than our tribesmen not clueless like the Pandora criminal Peter Obi.

Shut up

Who are those that voted for Peter Obi in Lagos? Na ghosts?

yarimo:
IPOB terrorists creating senseless thread all over the place mteeeew

This is a typical life experience out there

EMILOKAN IS OGBOJU ODE NINU IGBO OLODUMARE. AND IT IS ODU-DU-IWAISM.

IPOBidients done start again 🤣😀😀😀

You no feel buy fuel for your parents at home na Taxi man you want buy for 🤣🤣😀😀😀


So na Yoruba land you dey enjoy your money 🤣😀😀😀🤣

Abeg no go SE so that Ekpa boys no go kidnapp you 😀🤣

Makavelli001:
*Filled up my tank for NGN 48,000 and noticed the car behind me was a taxi trying to buy NGN 3,000 fuel.*

I told the fuel attendant to sell NGN 10,000 for him that I’d pay.

Let him use that one to work. The attendant was selling for the car beside me first because cars lined up both left and right. We were waiting for the POS Machine from his colleague.

I then noticed the APC flag in the taxi-man’s car and I smiled.

Me: You dey do Emilokan for this economy

Taxi man: I be APC oh, na only Yoruba fit help this country.

Me: So you still dey vote with tribe for 2023. How much be fuel now, how is the economy treating you.

Taxi man: Things hard oh but e go better. Everything don cost now.

Me: And you still use emilokan chain, chain your car. Even put the flag in your taxi.

Taxi man: Na we dey govt now oh. Fulani don do their own, na our turn now. Na we dey power, even court talk am.

Me: So you dey govt now, lol. But you’re complaining everything is hard. You can’t even afford fuel.

Taxi Man: Na Fulani and Igbo make fuel cost Aunty. They just want country to hard for us but God pass them.

Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Who told you that. I’m sure it’s the same people that flogged and beat up citizens that went to vote that is telling you that nonsense.

Taxi man: Na so election be Aunty. Na who strong pass go win

Me: So beating people up na strength.

Taxi man: If you no do like that, people no go fear you.

Fuel Attendant: How much am I taking from your card.

Me: How much fuel did I buy? Remove my NGN 48,000

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me again.

Me: Na you dey power now na. You supposed buy for me.

Taxi man: Aunty country don hard now if not I for buy for you.

Fuel Attendant: Put your pin madam. Oga how much you dey buy.

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me

Me: I’d have loved to but election choices have consequences.
Next time you would vote wisely.
Election choices have consequences.

This shouldn't surprise you. Some Nigerians don't have issue with bad leadership as long as the leader comes from their tribe.
Let me tell you this for free, if election is conducted again, EMILOKAN will still record a good figure in Yoruba land even if he shows them the worst form of shege.

Makavelli001:
*Filled up my tank for NGN 48,000 and noticed the car behind me was a taxi trying to buy NGN 3,000 fuel.*

I told the fuel attendant to sell NGN 10,000 for him that I’d pay.

Let him use that one to work. The attendant was selling for the car beside me first because cars lined up both left and right. We were waiting for the POS Machine from his colleague.

I then noticed the APC flag in the taxi-man’s car and I smiled.

Me: You dey do Emilokan for this economy

Taxi man: I be APC oh, na only Yoruba fit help this country.

Me: So you still dey vote with tribe for 2023. How much be fuel now, how is the economy treating you.

Taxi man: Things hard oh but e go better. Everything don cost now.

Me: And you still use emilokan chain, chain your car. Even put the flag in your taxi.

Taxi man: Na we dey govt now oh. Fulani don do their own, na our turn now. Na we dey power, even court talk am.

Me: So you dey govt now, lol. But you’re complaining everything is hard. You can’t even afford fuel.

Taxi Man: Na Fulani and Igbo make fuel cost Aunty. They just want country to hard for us but God pass them.

Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Who told you that. I’m sure it’s the same people that flogged and beat up citizens that went to vote that is telling you that nonsense.

Taxi man: Na so election be Aunty. Na who strong pass go win

Me: So beating people up na strength.

Taxi man: If you no do like that, people no go fear you.

Fuel Attendant: How much am I taking from your card.

Me: How much fuel did I buy? Remove my NGN 48,000

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me again.

Me: Na you dey power now na. You supposed buy for me.

Taxi man: Aunty country don hard now if not I for buy for you.

Fuel Attendant: Put your pin madam. Oga how much you dey buy.

Taxi man: Aunty you no buy for me

Me: I’d have loved to but election choices have consequences.
Next time you would vote wisely.
Election choices have consequences.

The kind of thread we see when a Keke rider manages to buy #480 fuel in his Keke.
Those of u forming richmen online with póór man story line.
This is the third time I am hearing a similar story by Obi followers.
They are always rich and all APC supporters are póór.
Take this story to a proper editor.
This is how childish most of the movies u folks are producing looks these days, all Eastern movies these days are childish story lines.

OfficialAPCNig:
Emi Lokan don beg my wife spaghetti taya

Hunger don finish them kpata kpata

😂😂😂

I voted for LP for President and then APC throughout (Senate, Reps, Governor, and HoA)

We warned them, but they called us names

😂😂😂😂

For our estate, we no dey give anything to APC BATstards again. Tinubu bad government don turn all of them to beggars.

LOL.
I thought u all said nobody voted APC, how comes APC has voters whom u folks don't help again?
This una story no clear.
Few years ago, every northerner is an Almajiri because Buhari was president.
Today, every Yorûba is a bèggàr because Tinubu is president.
When someone becomes president from SS tomorrow, all the people from SS will be labelled as beggars.

Usmanovic95:


This shouldn't surprise you. Some Nigerians don't have issue with bad leadership as long as the leader comes from their tribe.
Let me tell you this for free, if election is conducted again, EMILOKAN will still record a good figure in Yoruba land even if he shows them the worst form of shege.

That's exactly how lgb0s doñ't have issues with a leader as bad as Obi simply because he represents their tribe.
People who prayed for Obi's tenure to finish as governor.
People who insulted him in 2020 because of his poor performance all crowned him messiah in 2022 because he comes from their tribe.
It happens everywhere.

Tales By The Moonlight.

JagabanB:

That's exactly how lgb0s doñ't have issues with a leader as bad as Obi simply because he represents their tribe.
People who prayed for Obi's tenure to finish as governor.
People who insulted him in 2020 because of his poor performance all crowned him messiah in 2022 because he comes from their tribe.
It happens everywhere.

Take a chill pill, Obi Is not even the president, and not in anyway responsible for the hardship wave blowing round the country. But your thought process is all fixated on him like he is the oxygen you need to survive.If you no mention ibo or obi in a day you go sick?

Usmanovic95:


Take a chill pill, Obi Is not even the president, and not in anyway responsible for the hardship wave blowing round the country. But your thought process is all fixated on him like he is the oxygen you need to survive.If you no mention ibo or obi in a day you go sick?

I guess u have no idea what u are talking about in the first place.
U criticized Yorûbas for voting someone u perceived as failure and accused them of doing so because of tribal affiliations.
Obi a proven failure whom lgb0s themselves accepted as a proven failure few years ago, same them came back to anoint him as messiah because he is from their tribe.
And they voted him because he is from their tribe.
Accepting this truth is difficult for u now abi?

JagabanB:

I guess u have no idea what u are talking about in the first place.
U criticized Yorûbas for voting someone u perceived as failure and accused them of doing so because of tribal affiliations.
Obi a proven failure whom lgb0s themselves accepted as a proven failure few years ago, same them came back to anoint him as messiah because he is from their tribe.
And they voted him because he is from their tribe.
Accepting this truth is difficult for u now abi?

I'm a Yoruba guy and I didn't criticize Yoruba based on the context because Yoruba man is the president as we speak and most likely still be on the ballot in subsequent election.
But your case here point out you have an inherent disdain for the igbo tribe and obi. Quick to single him out of the over 200 plus ethinic group we have in Nigeria.

Usmanovic95:


I'm a Yoruba guy and I didn't criticize Yoruba based on the context because Yoruba man is the president as we speak and most likely still be on the ballot in subsequent election.
But your case here point out you have an inherent disdain for the igbo tribe and obi. Quick to single him out of the over 200 plus ethinic group we have in Nigeria.

It's good u know that there over 200 plus ethnic groups in Nigeria and I want to state clearly to u that I am not a Yorûba.
U singled out Yoruba in talk, I made reference to another tribe that did same too in the last election and somehow u started having problem with my statement, u feel ur statement is right and mine is wrong whereas we are saying same thing.
I wanted to add Atiku and the north in my initial statement, it's good I didn't add it now, u used Yorûba as an example, I used lgb0s as an example and u are struggling to accept the lgb0, shows ur bias and it's obvious u supported Obi and u want to still hide under the lie that Obi is competent that's why u voted him.
But u voted him because u bought the lies told by lgb0s.

JagabanB:

It's good u know that there over 200 plus ethnic groups in Nigeria and I want to state clearly to u that I am not a Yorûba.
U singled out Yoruba in talk, I made reference to another tribe that did same too in the last election and somehow u started having problem with my statement, u feel ur statement is right and mine is wrong whereas we are saying same thing.
I wanted to add Atiku and the north in my initial statement, it's good I didn't add it now, u used Yorûba as an example, I used lgb0s as an example and u are struggling to accept the lgb0, shows ur bias and it's obvious u supported Obi and u want to still hide under the lie that Obi is competent that's why u voted him.
But u voted him because u bought the lies told by lgb0s.

Man why are you so difficult?
My argument is based on the prevailing situation.The president is from the tribe I cite as an example,and he will most likely seek reelection after the completion of his tenure.Dont tell me you still can't comprehend this.Im not selective with a case study here,it is logical enough MAN.

Those who voted Tinubu across Nigeria are the ghost do not mind your foolish self.

OfficialAPCNig:

Shut up

Who are those that voted for Peter Obi in Lagos? Na ghosts?

Usmanovic95:


Man why are you so difficult?
My argument is based on the prevailing situation.The president is from the tribe I cite as an example,and he will most likely seek reelection after the completion of his tenure.Dont tell me you still can't comprehend this.Im not selective with a case study here,it is logical enough MAN.

A logic that applies to every zone, from North to South.
I simply buttressed ur point and u find it difficult agreeing with me.
I wanted to say SE and Obi, as well as Atiku and the NW/NE.
I simply omitted the Atiku part.

EMILOKAN IS THE SPIRIT OF ODU-DU-IWA. EMILOKAN IS OMO OWA OMO EKUN BOLD, FEARLESS AND FIERCE.
JAGABAN WILL ADOPT FAPRES FOTCS AND CTC FOCS TRFG AND FIX NIGERIA PERMANENTLY.