backtalkG:
The friend wants to partake in whatever your so called gf is coming to do in your house may be you should invite both for a sleep over

Ballzproblemm:
opportunity don present itself chop both if you can ,but why girls dey always go after their fellow girls boyfriend is it a fetish or something?

jeromestarks:
This girl am scoping lives a street from me.
Whenever she's coming to my house, her friend - who is her close neighbour - will start calling me. Sometimes, she says "I just called to say Hi"
Other times, she would say something like " Have you eating? How are you doing?" Etc.

Note : This her neighbour doesn't call on a normal day but until her friend - my girl- is coming to see me.

I spoke with my girl last night and we agreed that she's coming to see me today after church service. As usual, her friend has called me this morning. She didn't say anything reasonable as usual. She just said " how are you doing?"
"How was you night?" And some other stupid stuffs which made no sense at all.

I answered blankly and ended the call.
Who do you think her friend calls me whenever she [my girl] is planning on visiting me?

okoroemeka:
this is another classic example of okafors no 2 law,which simply stated that if you are in a relationship and doing a good job,you have a high percentage chance of also dating any girl or woman close to your partner,your girl obviously is boasting and praising your sexual prowess to her friend before visiting you,which will make her friend wet and want a bit of the action,I will take a bet that her finger will be in her pvssy when asking you on phone have you eaten.

Maxie110:
He friend told her some wonderful things about you which she always reminisce whenever she tells her that she's coming to see yoi

Mokason288:
May thunder from the pit of hell fire yarimo and his entire family IJN AMEN

Skyview01:


Calm down, what happened?

Did you catch Yarimo in a th**eesome with your wife and sisters?

jeromestarks:
This girl am scoping lives a street from me.
Whenever she's coming to my house, her friend - who is her close neighbour - will start calling me. Sometimes, she says "I just called to say Hi"
Other times, she would say something like " Have you eating? How are you doing?" Etc.

Note : This her neighbour doesn't call on a normal day but until her friend - my girl- is coming to see me.

I spoke with my girl last night and we agreed that she's coming to see me today after church service. As usual, her friend has called me this morning. She didn't say anything reasonable as usual. She just said " how are you doing?"
"How was you night?" And some other stupid stuffs which made no sense at all.

I answered blankly and ended the call.
Who do you think her friend calls me whenever she [my girl] is planning on visiting me?

ThatrealestApex:


Once or twice I've seen your post on Nairaland, it's always about warning guys to make sure they date/marry virgins..

Now, I hope this your said girlfriend is a virgin? Can you swear with your mother's life that you disvirgined her?

If NO and you're still with her, then may you sleep and Never wake up! Na you and your likes dey spread toxicity for this forum 24/7 forming Alpha Nonsense when in reality, most of you are just bitter and frustrated people who hide under the “Redpill” to vent your frustrations!

You'll surely die a very painful and slow death if at the the end of everything you didn't marry a Virgin like you always preached here!

jeromestarks:

Relax.
E never reach this one naaa.

I have no single intention of marrying the girl.
As a matter of fact, she's not my type: she's black, skiny, yansless, ugly and she has wide mouth with an annoying smile.
I didn't disvirgin her but I kept her around just to kill konji.

I will surely marry a virgin 😁.

TheFinesseKid:
this her friend wey dey call you back to back nko? Describe her.

jeromestarks:

You too like gossip.

Anyways, she's tall. Has big butts. Full buwess. Fair with nice laps. Speaks good English. Hails from Ogun State (Ogun girls sabi suck D wella). And she's very neat.

TheFinesseKid:
Kai. God. Wetin you still dey do with your worwor skinny babe? Wait, where this girl base sef..na Lagos? Make you gimme her control if you dey dull am

jeromestarks:

Na Abia we dey now like this.

TheFinesseKid:
Kai. Guy no dull am. Enter that girl make you tear her towotow before she start to see you as Jew. Full bwess? 🙄 Ah go vex for u if you no do am

Purvan:
You're a simp