I got a 5k today. I will use it to carry Olosho.
My sperm bank don full

This is the day that the lord has made

Tell that to your parents, not to us.

immortalcrown:
Tell that to your parents, not to us.

Who are you

MiracleLAWRENCE:

Who are you

I am not your parent.

immortalcrown:
I am not your parent.

The last person that tried this rubbish was in 1946.
When you meet him in heaven, he will tell you what I did to him

MiracleLAWRENCE:

The last person that tried this rubbish was in 1946.
When you meet him in heaven, he will tell you what I did to him

You will meet him first.

immortalcrown:
You will meet him first.

I am not rude but I give out the truth in its undiluted form. I have gone to help you price a casket but you won't be needing it anyway. It's too much luxury. Shovels and sand will do the job

MiracleLAWRENCE:
I am not rude but I give out the truth in its undiluted form. I have gone to help you price a casket but you won't be needing it anyway. It's too much luxury. Shovels and sand will do the job

You will die first and your corpse will be eaten by vultures.

Oboy... Anytime I hear that word "olosho", I can't help but remember one funny experience I had then.

Omo, na so I high finish contact one yellow damsel come my lounge that night. The babe give me for every angle, position for every style and she rode on me like a horse just the way I like it. And na so the thing sweet and lasted for hrs.

After every... na so the babe get up commot say she get another appointment with another client that night.
Being that we enjoyed ourselves to the fullest, I no decline, even though she was supposed to stay through the night as bargained. But I let her go because my appetite was fully satisfied and I was sure her services was no longer needed. I fulfilled my part of the bargaine and she left.

My problem started the following morning after I couldn't remember if I used protection.
I pondered ontop this, sweating profusely for over 3hrs while still in the hotel trying to remember if I used protection.
To make matter worse, her line didn't go through for 3days as I try to call.
For all of those three days I was just a shadow of my self.
The experience wasn't funny at all.

It was the fourth day, in the morning, as I deep my hand into the pocket of thesame trousers I was wearing, just randomly looking for some change to pay for the bananas that I bought, the pen in the pocket fell to the ground.

That was when I remembered that I used protection because each time I would deep my hand in my pocket to get protection, that pen would always fall to the ground because it was in thesame pocket as the protectives

My joy knew no bounds...

So out of curiosity, I just decided to call that babe again. Na so the phone ring as she picked. And when I asked why her line wasn't going, she said that was how she use to switch lines for a day or two just to be sure she doesn't get distracting calls by a client she just finished serving.

I said okay instantly and expressed my well wishes in a hurry and ended the conversation immediately.

That was my last with runs babes. Since then, I've being thanking God. 😝

Anybody hold you?

YouandiAllofus:
Oboy... Anytime I here that word "olosho", I can't help but remember one funny experience I had then.

ashawo house

Good day friends.

Eecvahq:
Good day friends, my name is Eva peter.
Please any good individual to help me with any amount of money so I can buy food to eat, no matter how little even if it's #500; please friends, nothing is too small to help.
My details are:
6322568508
Fidelity Bank
Eva peter.
08058942145.

Please friends my situation is Terrible and I survive only by the Grace of GOD.

I know I am deviating from the Topic, but I really need your help friends, nothing is small.

Thank you.

SAPA dey hold every body like dis for Nigeria.. guy go and huzzle ..if u know u want to survive my guy..

Eecvahq:

Please sir, help me with anything you can sir, so I can buy food to eat, no matter how little.
I mean no trouble, I seek your help sir.
My name is Eva peter, my details are:
6322568508
Fidelity Bank
Eva peter

God go do am

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BigBlackPreek:
ashawo house

No o.. na me put this babe on control onto recomendee by my padi.

Una too like to fvck toto.

YouandiAllofus:

No o.. na me put this babe on control onto recomendee by my padi.

😀 you dey enjoy yourself wella.... oya gimme one abeg 😀

Tell that to your parents, not to us...

MiracleLAWRENCE:
I got a 5k today. I will use it to carry Olosho.
My sperm bank don full

thank you for creating employment..

MiracleLAWRENCE:
I got a 5k today. I will use it to carry Olosho.
My sperm bank don full

I will never forgive for calling me a scammer
Because I know I have never talk to you before.
My God will judge you inn Sha Allah

BigBlackPreek:
😀 you dey enjoy yourself wella.... oya gimme one abeg 😀

Lolz.. u nor read my near-miss experience with STD above?