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Masturbation: The Greatest Demon On Earth. If You Masturbate, You Will Be Poor / If You Masturbate, You Will Be Poor Forever / If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! (2) (3) (4)

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If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Mercisharelove(f): 12:11pm On Nov 29, 2023
A big fool.

Of all the challenges in the world, the only thing you can add to the problem of the world is to romance yourself, when your siblings have bastardised sex into public toilets.

Abegi, romancing your own body until you release crucial, most strengthened liquor ever known to man.

Don't stop ooo, just continue by the time all of your fortune 🥠🔮 are gone or you finish littering everywhere with your pure water.

What's that liquid which produces a real human being, the preferred white blood is what you are messing with.

Why are humans so dumb and without glory. Who has punish you like this, who cursed you to waste your white blood?

Where's that witchy witch 🧹🧹🧹?

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Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by guyboss: 12:21pm On Nov 29, 2023
Judge. Jury. Executioner. Well done.

Mercisharelove:
A big fool.

Of all the challenges in the world, the only thing you can add to the problem of the world is to romance yourself, when your siblings have bastardised sex into public toilets.

Abegi, romancing your own body until you release crucial, most strengthened liquor ever known to man.

Don't stop ooo, just continue by the time all of your fortune 🥠🔮 are gone or you finish littering everywhere with your pure water.

What's that liquid which produces a real human being, the preferred white blood is what you are messing with.

Why are humans so dumb and without glory. Who has punish you like this, who cursed you to waste your white blood?

Where's that witchy witch 🧹🧹🧹?

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Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by HardBishop(m): 12:26pm On Nov 29, 2023
you know how salty the sperm is and sweet😆😆😆 if you need a full satisfaction for it. DM us
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by garriAndsugar: 12:58pm On Nov 29, 2023
With all the problem in Nigeria, you're concerned about men masturbating?

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Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Mercisharelove(f): 1:10pm On Nov 29, 2023
Continue you hear?
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by garriAndsugar: 2:23pm On Nov 29, 2023
Mercisharelove:
Continue you hear?
Yes thank you
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Abolodje: 2:36pm On Nov 29, 2023
Mercisharelove:
A big fool.

Of all the challenges in the world, the only thing you can add to the problem of the world is to romance yourself, when your siblings have bastardised sex into public toilets.

Abegi, romancing your own body until you release crucial, most strengthened liquor ever known to man.

Don't stop ooo, just continue by the time all of your fortune 🥠🔮 are gone or you finish littering everywhere with your pure water.

What's that liquid which produces a real human being, the preferred white blood is what you are messing with.

Why are humans so dumb and without glory. Who has punish you like this, who cursed you to waste your white blood?

Where's that witchy witch 🧹🧹🧹?
I won’t masturbate again if you give me your stank pussy so I drill and pour my cum into it whenever I get Hot af

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Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Zonefree(m): 5:40pm On Nov 29, 2023
garriAndsugar:
With all the problem in Nigeria, you're concerned about men masturbating?
Seriously, I just don't know how our masturbation is her utmost concern.

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Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by imagrg(m): 6:41pm On Nov 29, 2023
Remember women masturbate too. grin

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Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Mercisharelove(f): 7:02pm On Nov 29, 2023
imagrg:
Remember women masturbate too. grin

The message is for both genders
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by chubinwa(m): 7:45pm On Nov 29, 2023
Masturbation is not good, I truly agreed. But it has saved many from dangers. I wish there is another alternative to relieve yourself when the urge calls

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Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Silentgroper(m): 8:06pm On Nov 29, 2023
Mercisharelove:
A big fool.

Of all the challenges in the world, the only thing you can add to the problem of the world is to romance yourself, when your siblings have bastardised sex into public toilets.

Abegi, romancing your own body until you release crucial, most strengthened liquor ever known to man.

Don't stop ooo, just continue by the time all of your fortune 🥠🔮 are gone or you finish littering everywhere with your pure water.

What's that liquid which produces a real human being, the preferred white blood is what you are messing with.

Why are humans so dumb and without glory. Who has punish you like this, who cursed you to waste your white blood?

Where's that witchy witch 🧹🧹🧹?
do you reckon they commit fornication instead
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Silentgroper(m): 8:09pm On Nov 29, 2023
Mercisharelove:
Continue you hear?


My dear sister, get a vibrator and place right on your clit .. trust me the feeling is paradise-esque ... It gon blow your mind

cool cool cool

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Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Silentgroper(m): 8:10pm On Nov 29, 2023
Fapping helps a nigga think straight all the time ...

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Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by ReluctantAdult(m): 8:23pm On Nov 29, 2023
Well, I fvck four times a week so there's really no point beating the meat. Lol.
Problem is when you have regular sex but still can't help but fap shocked

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Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Mercisharelove(f): 3:22am On Nov 30, 2023
ReluctantAdult:
Well, I fvck four times a week so there's really no point beating the meat. Lol.
Problem is when you have regular sex but still can't help but fap shocked


How this generation is comfortable sinning beats the devil
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by LagosG: 7:44am On Nov 30, 2023
Mercisharelove:
A big fool.

Of all the challenges in the world, the only thing you can add to the problem of the world is to romance yourself, when your siblings have bastardised sex into public toilets.

Abegi, romancing your own body until you release crucial, most strengthened liquor ever known to man.

Don't stop ooo, just continue by the time all of your fortune 🥠🔮 are gone or you finish littering everywhere with your pure water.

What's that liquid which produces a real human being, the preferred white blood is what you are messing with.

Why are humans so dumb and without glory. Who has punish you like this, who cursed you to waste your white blood?

Where's that witchy witch 🧹🧹🧹?
Women masturbate more than men.

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Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by ReluctantAdult(m): 8:00am On Nov 30, 2023
Mercisharelove:



How this generation is comfortable sinning beats the devil
Who's this generation? Lol.

By the way, sexual sins are the least of sins, for your information. Malice, covetousness, avarice, selfishness, hate, lack of empathy etc are 'more sinful' than fornication smiley
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by SporaD8: 8:03am On Nov 30, 2023
Mercisharelove:



How this generation is comfortable sinning beats the devil
.
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by SporaD8: 8:05am On Nov 30, 2023
Mercisharelove:



How this generation is comfortable sinning beats the devil
You're the only possible obstruction between a projectile and an imminent Crash.
Would you rather it self-destruct harmlessly or you'd offer yourself as cushion?
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by SporaD8: 8:05am On Nov 30, 2023
Mercisharelove:



How this generation is comfortable sinning beats the devil
.
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Mercisharelove(f): 8:36am On Nov 30, 2023
ReluctantAdult:

Who's this generation? Lol.

By the way, sexual sins are the least of sins, for your information. Malice, covetousness, avarice, selfishness, hate, lack of empathy etc are 'more sinful' than fornication smiley

I understand that you are blinded by your sins, let me educate you a little with the same scripture you are quoting...

1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Rexymania(m): 8:38am On Nov 30, 2023
Swear you have not done solo before

I can tell you for free, your male siblings are masturbating steady

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Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Mercisharelove(f): 8:38am On Nov 30, 2023
I tell you the whole truth, stop sinning against own body, that means your own temple folk's
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by garriAndsugar: 1:28pm On Nov 30, 2023
chubinwa:
Masturbation is not good, I truly agreed. But it has saved many from dangers. I wish there is another alternative to relieve yourself when the urge calls
Masturbation is not good but it has saved many from danger?🤣.
. WOW
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Mercisharelove(f): 2:03pm On Nov 30, 2023
Rexymania:
Swear you have not done solo before

I can tell you for free, your male siblings are masturbating steady

Does that make it good?
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by ReluctantAdult(m): 6:05pm On Nov 30, 2023
Mercisharelove:


I understand that you are blinded by your sins, let me educate you a little with the same scripture you are quoting...

1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
Better to sin against your body than be toxic to other people.
By the way, Jesus did state what was important when he told the parable of the last day. He prioritised visiting and helping the sick, prisoners, and the poor and hungry. But you religious Nigerian Christians won't prioritize that. It's all about sex for you people.

Anyway I know what I need to do to be in the good books as taught by Jesus in that parable.
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Ballzproblem2: 6:19pm On Nov 30, 2023
can't you pass message with sounding aggressive?
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Rexymania(m): 8:54pm On Nov 30, 2023
Don't throw stones in a market place


Mercisharelove:


Does that make it good?
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Mercisharelove(f): 1:24am On Dec 01, 2023
Rexymania:
Don't throw stones in a market place



What a generation
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Mercisharelove(f): 4:54am On Dec 01, 2023
Flee sexual immorality
Re: If You Masturbate You Are.....? by Mercisharelove(f): 4:56am On Dec 01, 2023
ReluctantAdult:

Better to sin against your body than be toxic to other people.
By the way, Jesus did state what was important when he told the parable of the last day. He prioritised visiting and helping the sick, prisoners, and the poor and hungry. But you religious Nigerian Christians won't prioritize that. It's all about sex for you people.

Anyway I know what I need to do to be in the good books as taught by Jesus in that parable.

You better shut up, a prayer or the good of a sinner is an abomination to God, please flee immediately and stop saying what you don't understand

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