I Want to Start Fraud [ Picture]

It looks like I'm the only Nigerian who isn't into fraud. Everybody, including companies don upgrade leave me.

I always buy a carton of Super Pack noodles and a crate of egg for visitors' sake. Normally, I hardly eat. Some times, the eggs will even spoil during the weeks or months I choose not to entertain visitors.

When I have money, I'm never hungry, but when I'm broke, I'm always hungry. (I thank God for providence).

So, some days ago, I gave my bestie some money (since she'll be going that day) to buy me a carton of Super Pack, a crate of egg and things for 3 different pots or soups.

I withdrew someone money from my Binance (feeding account) to my Opay and transferred it to her Access bank and she went to the market. Thirty minutes later, she called and said her card is saying insufficient fund.

I checked my Opay to see if the money had reverted, but no. She waited for another 20 more minutes and still the same thing.

I used my Fidelity account to send 100 Naira to her so that e fit clear road for the main money to arrive. The 100 Naira reflected in her account immediately, but the main money from Opay hasn't.

After wasting an hour at the market, I got out of the gate and met with nurse Abigail (let's just call her that). I explained everything and she sent her that exact amount.

She called again and said she didn't receive the nurse's money. "Which can wahala be this," I said in my head. Access bank of all banks or is it caused by Opay?

I told her to come back because if she stays there, the money will never come. E be like say money get spirit — they just want to frustrate humans. If you get, wahala, if you no get, double wahala.

She arrived home and an 1 hour later, still nothing. I told her to dress up let's go borrow money from the nurse.

Nurse Abigail gave her the money. I wonder why she didn't withdraw from Abigail in the first place. At times, women just hate their fellow women for no reason.

This was around 9 AM and I needed to sleep badly because I have been awake all night as usual.

To cut the long story short, I login my Binance again and withdrew $50 at the rate of 1190/$ via P2P and settled the case.

She went to the market and instead of buying Super Pack as I told her, she bought Instant Noodle.

It's been days now and today, I feel like tasting the noodle she bought, but I was disappointed with what I saw.

Take a look at the picture below. When I opened the first one, I thought it was just that one alone. I checked another one, the same thing. I checked all of them and...

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I checked all of them and noticed 80% of them had some parts of the noodle removed. I know they'll blame their machine, but no, that's intentional.

If you want to reduce the size of a product, make it unnoticeable. Or fill it with air like peanut. You increase price and still STEAL some parts of the product. It doesn't make sense.

Me I no like noodles o, but once in a blue moon, I dey knack am.

So, to those who buy Instant Noodles, is this what you guys are facing? Isn't this fraudulent?

E be like say na only me remain to do fraud for this country. You people keep pushing me to the limit, but I won't do succumb.

The thing vex me o — I no go lie. One of the eggs don spoil self. Nigeria don TOTAL spoil.

I would like to go back to the time Idris sang Nigeria Jagajaja. Those days seem to be better than now in terms live survival, but the technology of now is better.

This is why I never put Nigeria in my prayers — it will not work and it'll never work. Prayers can't save us. We're deeply inseparable with corruption and cutting corners.

It's over. Everybody should just do whatever they like to survive. The corruption is too much and it seems everyone loves it because everyone does it.

maybe the other packs ain't like that.you for open at least 3 packs and see.

Like 4 indomie share 4 instant noodles

So you sitdown open 40 superpack noodles because you felt slightly cheated.. when air enter am your mind go dey.

The last toothpaste I bought N1500 has nothing left inside, I don't want to mention the Brand's name for fvck sake.


Same thing goes to most essential packaged items, sorry for Nigeria! 😎

Anyone gots EFCc direct phone nomba?(no ooofencse)

It’s not the manufacturers per se, it’s usually those thieving laborers/employees seeking ways to make extra income for themselves. Only few honest Nigerians remain for this country

Same way fuel attendants sell air and little fuel than what was actually paid for

Almantra:
maybe the other packs ain't like that.you for open at least 3 packs and see.

WhereMyLoud:
So you sitdown open 40 superpack noodles because you felt slightly cheated.. when air enter am your mind go dey.

You don't need to open. I can't even finish one self. I don't eat much. Most days I don't eat.

While with the packaging, I used my hand to feel all of them and they have missing parts.

No be everything you suppose open to know say something dey missing.

StPete:
It’s not the manufacturers per se, it’s usually those thieving laborers/employees seeking ways to make extra income for themselves. Only few honest Nigerians remain for this country

But they are still working in and for the company.

Every consumable products have field supervisors to make sure workers follow rules and standard. Except those supervisors are also compromised.

iLegendd:




You don't need to open. I can't even finish one self. I don't eat much. Most days I don't eat.

While with the packaging, I used my hand to feel all of them and they have missing parts.

No be everything you suppose open to know say something dey missing.

True talk.. my guy you be better penis.. sorry better person.

MrCork:
Anyone gots EFCc direct phone nomba?(no ooofencse)

Lol. That entity is also compromised. Most Nigerians will never reach 99 years old. We are being cheated and not only that, we consume lots of expired and fake products.

iLegendd:
But they are still working in and for the company.

Every consumable products have field supervisors to make sure workers follow rules and standard. Except those supervisors are also compromised.

The supervisors do not really monitor each item. They just go round ensuring that work is going as it should. And usually they spend only few minutes to supervise while they return back to their offices to do other things

StPete:


The supervisors do not really monitor each item. They just go round ensuring that work is going as it should. And usually they spend only few minutes to supervise while they return back to their offices to do other things

When customers complain, they arrest the customer like Jenny's Glow. It's really terrible out there.

WhereMyLoud:


True talk.. my guy you be better penis.. sorry better person.

iLegendd:




You don't need to open. I can't even finish one self. I don't eat much. Most days I don't eat.

While with the packaging, I used my hand to feel all of them and they have missing parts.

No be everything you suppose open to know say something dey missing.

you no get problem since you no dey eat much,unlike me that can finish four at one sitting

Almantra:
you no get problem since you no dey eat much,unlike me that can finish four at one sitting

The one wey I cook today, I struggle to finish am. It's the only thing I have eaten today.

In an hour or two, I'll take a nap and wake by 12PM or 2AM and I'll be awake till 3-4PM yet hunger will just elude me. But the moment there is no food at home, I'll be hungry from dream.

So, what I do is to make sure there is always excess food at home, else I'll always be hungry. My beans always spoil because I always forget there is such food at home.

StPete:
It’s not the manufacturers per se, it’s usually those thieving laborers/employees seeking ways to make extra income for themselves. Only few honest Nigerians remain for this country

Same way fuel attendants sell air and little fuel than what was actually paid for

Makes sense. The problem with this is that the company takes the blame for the acts of the dishonest workers.

iLegendd:
Lol. That entity is also compromised. Most Nigerians will never reach 99 years old. We are being cheated and not only that, we consume lots of expired and fake products.

Even the sellers don't care...

When I was doing youth service in Nasarawa, I entered Oga Emeka's shop to buy chocolate...

I noticed that it had expired and pointed it out to Oga Emeka,

He come talk say nothing do am now begin to chop am for my front

Geovanni412:


Even the sellers don't care...

When I was doing youth service in Nasarawa, I entered Oga Emeka's shop to buy chocolate...

I noticed that it had expired and pointed it out to Oga Emeka,

He come talk say nothing do am now begin to chop am for my front

Just to boost your confidence.

You go bank, thieves
Go telecom, armed robbers
Go church, fraudsters
Go companies, corporate fraudsters
Go filling station, like our girls, cheats
Everywhere you turn in Nigeria, you must lost.

Both quantity and quality, Nigerians are being cheated.

iLegendd:
Lol. That entity is also compromised. Most Nigerians will never reach 99 years old. We are being cheated and not only that, we consume lots of expired and fake products.

Bro wot u neeed is woman...i will talk to soifra 4u but currŕently she on ban until march 2024 for wanting my number by force...anyways..THANK ME LATER!!!(no oofencse)

MrCork:



Bro wot u neeed is woman...i will talk to soifra 4u but currŕently she on ban until march 2024 for her usual fooolish behaviour stressin me up...anyways..THANK ME LATER!!!(no oofencse)

I heard she pees in bed. She'll sleep with napkin in my visitors' room.

iLegendd:
The one wey I cook today, I struggle to finish am. It's the only thing I have eaten today.

In an hour or two, I'll take a nap and wake by 12PM or 2AM and I'll be awake till 3-4PM yet hunger will just elude me. But the moment there is no food at home, I'll be hungry from dream.

So, what I do is to make sure there is always excess food at home, else I'll always be hungry. My beans always spoil because I always forget there is such food at home.

hh your style dey different so funny

This dude still here f00ling himself. Omase o

The Zoo is crumbling and in coma stage..

akeeng:
This dude still here f00ling himself. Omase o

You're welcome, dear. I'm full of love, even though I always prefer violence.

Try yah000 if you want

Why didn't you just go straight to the point of your story instead of going round in circles and telling us about nurse Abigail and all whatnot that really had no bearing to your main grievance?

Boss help me with small thing too make me sef get Indomie for house.

iLegendd:
Lol. That entity is also compromised. Most Nigerians will never reach 99 years old. We are being cheated and not only that, we consume lots of expired and fake products.

I like how you've been enforcing some of my beliefs since your return — certainly, this country is unworkable.

Kobicove:
Why didn't you just go straight to the point of your story instead of going round in circles and telling about nurse Abigail and all whatnot that really had no bearing to your main grievance?

Because good lovers don't just slam their d*cks straight. They beat around the bush to make her impatient, needy, angry, hórnier, desperate for the final thing. That's how to be in control. Don't give people what they want too fast.