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My Sex Life Is A Mess by DGimmick: 11:18am On Dec 14, 2023
At age 25
girlfriends; 0
kisses ; 0
sex; 0
hugs; 0

it's not that am not attractive, infact girls even make advances at me but what can I say, I think I'm the worst introvert on earth
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by Priesttheboss: 11:19am On Dec 14, 2023
Chin up
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by Jeon(f): 11:28am On Dec 14, 2023
Idiot.

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Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by SweetBuns(f): 11:28am On Dec 14, 2023
So what do you want us to do for you now
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by Johnycastro18: 11:54am On Dec 14, 2023
You are doing just fine...

Maintain the status quo grin

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Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by DGimmick: 11:59am On Dec 14, 2023
Johnycastro18:
You are doing just fine...
Maintain the statu quo grin
would do
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by DGimmick: 12:01pm On Dec 14, 2023
SweetBuns:
So what do you want us to do for you now
crazy bun, I love the way I am, relationship with these girls is crazy, I'd rather die

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Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by DGimmick: 12:02pm On Dec 14, 2023
Priesttheboss:
Chin up
I'll chin up when I'm outside Africa, I wonder how you manage these girls
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by eepeepook: 12:05pm On Dec 14, 2023
Bait.
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by 4KNGOATS(m): 12:14pm On Dec 14, 2023
SweetBuns:
So what do you want us to do for you now
D guy won kpekus as he dey hot
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by nairaland2: 1:45pm On Dec 14, 2023
You don't have a problem yet in life.

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Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by Nicepoker(m): 2:16pm On Dec 14, 2023
Jeon:
I am an ugly jobless lesbian.
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by DGimmick: 3:00pm On Dec 14, 2023
[quote author=Nicepoker post=127480205][/quote]that f**ker is a dude, there are no puss*es on NL
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by Classcaptain1(m): 3:03pm On Dec 14, 2023
DGimmick:
At age 25
girlfriends; 0
kisses ; 0
sex; 0
hugs; 0

it's not that am not attractive, infact girls even make advances at me but what can I say, I think I'm the worst introvert on earth
E mean say your soapy game go tight. It is because of you that Unilever will never leave this country... grin grin grin grin

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Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by BscHolder: 3:13pm On Dec 14, 2023
Classcaptain1:
E mean say your soapy game go tight. It is because of you that Unilever will never leave this country... grin grin grin grin
exactly I can bet he masturbates

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Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by DGimmick: 3:20pm On Dec 14, 2023
Classcaptain1:
E mean say your soapy game go tight. It is because of you that Unilever will never leave this country... grin grin grin grin
on the contrary dear, I have zero time for such, I've forgotten the last time I had an erection, I'm either sleeping or multiplying my $,yanking off is for jobless individuals infatuated with sex
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by DGimmick: 3:21pm On Dec 14, 2023
BscHolder:
exactly I can bet he masturbates
if you bet with your life, you're gonna loose it
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by 9jaBloke: 4:09pm On Dec 14, 2023
Man up and ask a girl out but remember, no xxxxxxx until you've said I do.

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Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by Magnoliaa(f): 4:13pm On Dec 14, 2023
DGimmick:
crazy bun, I love the way I am, relationship with these girls is crazy, I'd rather die

So why are you calling your sex life a mess - over an obviously self-created situation you love? undecided

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Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by LooneyLester: 5:26pm On Dec 14, 2023
Ashawo full every where and they cheap af


Book one and enjoy your life


Nigerian girls are not worth it

Get money and japa then you race mix
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by DGimmick: 5:31pm On Dec 14, 2023
Magnoliaa:


So why are you calling your sex life a mess - over an obviously self-created situation you love? undecided
if I had called it perfect, you would had misinterpreted the post and called me abnormal ,correction, it's not self created, even though I don't want a relationship, I'd not like to be seen as a rude or arrogant prick, this is why I call my introvert nature crazy, a girl walks up and says, what's your name, I just reply with my name, after she leaves I realize how much of a d*ck I had just been by not asking of her name too, I mean that sounds like the polite thing to do
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by DGimmick: 5:43pm On Dec 14, 2023
9jaBloke:
Man up and ask a girl out but remember, no xxxxxxx until you've said I do.
have you seen the standards of these girls these days, the first person that I approached, quite awkwardly I might add, told me bluntly, sorry but you are nothing but a pretty face ,most people would take that lightly, I did not, I thought about that comment for weeks
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by Magnoliaa(f): 5:51pm On Dec 14, 2023
DGimmick:
if I had called it perfect, you would had misinterpreted the post and called me abnormal ,correction, it's not self created, even though I don't want a relationship, I'd not like to be seen as a rude or arrogant prick, this is why I call my introvert nature crazy, a girl walks up and says, what's your name, I just reply with my name, after she leaves I realize how much of a d*ck I had just been by not asking of her name too, I mean that sounds like the polite thing to do

Ok
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by RPG2020(m): 6:14pm On Dec 14, 2023
Your problem right now is money go and look for it

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Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by BigBlackPreek(m): 6:30pm On Dec 14, 2023
DGimmick:
At age 25
girlfriends; 0
kisses ; 0
sex; 0
hugs; 0

it's not that am not attractive, infact girls even make advances at me but what can I say, I think I'm the worst introvert on earth
I am 31 and never had a girlfriend before. I am a chronic introvert. we are into this together. introverts trends to marry the best partner. Lionel Messi is a very good example. do your own research on that and you'll get to know introverts ends up with the man/woman....
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by DGimmick: 6:38pm On Dec 14, 2023
LooneyLester:
Ashawo full every where and they cheap af


Book one and enjoy your life


Nigerian girls are not worth it

Get money and japa then you race mix
you nailed it broderly, na japa levels I dey grind for like this
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by DGimmick: 6:42pm On Dec 14, 2023
annlopez:
it's not a problem yet, the problem is when you have erectile dysfunction and your girlfriend wants to leave you because of it, I read that there are many methols, but nothing helps yet
that's the only thing I'm worried about, I don't know if sexual inactivity could cause that, I been read say there is something like erectile dysfunction due to psychological causes
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by DGimmick: 6:44pm On Dec 14, 2023
BigBlackPreek:
I am 31 and never had a girlfriend before. I am a chronic introvert. we are into this together. introverts trends to marry the best partner. Lionel Messi is a very good example. do your own research on that and you'll get to know introverts ends up with the man/woman....
woaaaah,but you do mingle right? with girls
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by BigBlackPreek(m): 6:49pm On Dec 14, 2023
DGimmick:
woaaaah,but you do mingle right? with girls
i don't mingle intact I'm in Port Harcourt serving, and the place wey I dey go smoke and drink na only me dey stay alone for one corner and the girls don hate me finish coz I dey always mind my business..... I no get any male friend here talkless of females. after I do my shit, off I go.... that's introversiveness and we can't cheat nature walahi
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by SOG0625: 7:06pm On Dec 14, 2023
DGimmick:
At age 25
girlfriends; 0
kisses ; 0
sex; 0
hugs; 0

it's not that am not attractive, infact girls even make advances at me but what can I say, I think I'm the worst introvert on earth


Na small small, you never wise. When I was 19, one girl like me but I couldn't make advances. Fast forward to today she say all those time way she dey beg me make I carry her go Coldstone, if to so I gree we for don nack since. Now e go hard small because she don wise grin
Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by SOG0625: 7:07pm On Dec 14, 2023
DGimmick:
I'll chin up when I'm outside Africa, I wonder how you manage these girls

Bro, all are the same oh, make them no whine you. Those ones even worst

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